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The AN declares war on you 2: Nuclear Boogaloo.

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Free Arabian Nation
Diplomat
 
Posts: 539
Founded: May 02, 2018
Father Knows Best State

The AN declares war on you 2: Nuclear Boogaloo.

Postby Free Arabian Nation » Tue Feb 05, 2019 5:42 am

Same rules as the last thread, the AN declares war on you. What is your reaction?

Nobody above me
الأمة العربية الحرة

Imagine if a disputed area in 1984 was an independent nation. Why? Because I can
I don't use NS Stats, but they do give a somewhat OK idea of what my nation is like
If I fuck up on anything, please correct me.
My shameful political compass
The cool kids are doing it, so I made a discord server

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Dabberwocky
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Jan 26, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Dabberwocky » Tue Feb 05, 2019 5:44 am

Yay more land

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Bengal and Assam
Diplomat
 
Posts: 587
Founded: Jun 18, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bengal and Assam » Tue Feb 05, 2019 6:05 am

Dabberwocky wrote:Yay more land

"OMAE WA..................MOUUUUUU SHINDEIRU"
A country with a mixed Bengali and Japanese population and culture. NSStats not Used...
Led By King Adit Oda(King Eishi)... Mostly MT, with some elements of FT.
BBSOne: Border Canal Are to be expanded by 2kms. The Indo-Bengali Border Canal is an artificial river that seperates Bengal from the Asian mainland. It was made as a buffer between Bengal and neighbouring states, effectively making Bengal an island nation.

The World Is Coming to An End(RP)
Bengal Soundtrack

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New Excalibus
Diplomat
 
Posts: 857
Founded: May 05, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby New Excalibus » Tue Feb 05, 2019 6:07 am

"So we have off-brand Japan fighting us? This'll be easy."
-King Edward I
✦The United Commonwealth of New Excalibus✦
Also known as Iceland 2: Electric Boogaloo
Co-Founder and WA Delegate of Hegiroth
Factbook|Leader|Art|8values
A [19] civilization, according to this index.
Your standard, moody NS citizen. Need I say more?
[insert snarky joke here]

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Newark Aristocracy
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 351
Founded: Nov 10, 2018
Libertarian Police State

Postby Newark Aristocracy » Tue Feb 05, 2019 6:09 am

Gib Nuke gun nowe or be rekt by my nu3ks
News:Threat Sent to Lethan Empire!/Bases of the Crazybloxian Empire Found in Force!/We are winning the war with the "New Lands"!/Department of Defense acquires Bär APCs!/Sniper Shoots a Miltary Police officer!/All Nukes are armed!/Invasion of Widerflolkland started/Aid sent to Kuronami/That's all for now!
Monarch City PD Coms:All units,we need some  security teams at Monarch International in preparation for the NASJAR race this weekend.

Monarch City Fire/EMS Coms:
We have a fire at 93 Airport Bvld.
Also we need a Med-Evac Helicopter in preparation for this weekends NASJAR race.

We are MT with some PMT elements such as the DOS Cannon and the T.H.E.O.
We also support ISIS ICly.

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Idiocarasia
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Mar 11, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby Idiocarasia » Tue Feb 05, 2019 8:29 am

A competitor challenges the competitor. very well, we will make you walk the burned sands of your nation and witness the slaughter of your people.
covert: NS STATS ARE HERESY.
the results of a nation changing a person
news (because of my lack of creativity I'll just use this as an ooc way to say what I am doing with this nation)
thanks to making some puppet nations I can now channel all my hatred into this nation and redirect anything else to the puppets

THE ARENA
smog bear vs. Azman the rouge

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Hathian Prime
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 51
Founded: Nov 26, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Hathian Prime » Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:29 pm

"This isn't war! This is slaughter!"-An excited Hathian Tank Gunner
Hathian Prime does not use NS Stats.
Important:IF READING ABOUT MY LEADER, PLEASE USE "More Information on the SL", AS IT IS THE MORE CANONICAL FACTBOOK ON THE SUPREME LEADER

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Metamen
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 23
Founded: Nov 28, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Metamen » Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:06 pm

"...are they fully aware of what they are doing? completely and utterly fully aware? I have a presentation that we can use for this... I can have it up in a few minutes."

-Imperator Ordea
Imagine the Republic as that really really Old Man, that deep down inside everyone is planning to have a great big party for when he dies. But instead, the Old Man keeps on living... and living and living and living because he knows you are waiting for the moment to have your party and he absolutely refuses to let you have that party.

He knows that when you hold that party you will all be happy and he simply can't stomach it, so he tells death to fuck right off, he won't die till all the rest of you are dead.

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Valentine Z
Senator
 
Posts: 3961
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:09 pm

"If that is war they want, they it's war they will get. Just because we are peace-loving people, does not mean that we will NOT strike back. These foolish people and their weapons."
- Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Marnix Sw. Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing
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Glory to De Sierlijke und Verwonderlijk Feline Utopia et its Heerlijk Autonomous Opperheerschappij ov Valentine Z !
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• About me.
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• Eat my freaking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

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Despoticania
Envoy
 
Posts: 271
Founded: Aug 17, 2006
Libertarian Police State

Postby Despoticania » Sat Feb 09, 2019 3:41 am

These disgusting hypocrites claim to be the paragons of peace and to maintain only a defensive army, but now they have declared war on us! They will feel the full wrath of our military. Since we can't possibly hope to defeat a nation of billions in conventional warfare, our only option appears to be the large scale deployment of WMDs at key civilian, industrial and military targets. As much as it pains us, we must destroy Valentine Z as a political entity before they do the same to us!
God was a dream of good government.

Despoticania factbooks

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The 1st Galactic Empire
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Jan 29, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The 1st Galactic Empire » Sun Feb 10, 2019 5:52 am

Hmm, this is no problem

We shall eradicate them with the Death Star, might as well
destroy the rest of the planet.

You may fire when ready...

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Metamen
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 23
Founded: Nov 28, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Metamen » Sun Feb 10, 2019 7:55 pm

"...Why on Earth would you place so many resources on such a stationary weapon? It is hugely impractical in a galaxy as massive as well... a galaxy. Tactically it would be rather effective... however Strategically it's essentially useless against any competent enemy. Regardless the Republic will be certain of victory."

-Imperator Ordea
Imagine the Republic as that really really Old Man, that deep down inside everyone is planning to have a great big party for when he dies. But instead, the Old Man keeps on living... and living and living and living because he knows you are waiting for the moment to have your party and he absolutely refuses to let you have that party.

He knows that when you hold that party you will all be happy and he simply can't stomach it, so he tells death to fuck right off, he won't die till all the rest of you are dead.

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Cauteria
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Aug 08, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby Cauteria » Sun Feb 10, 2019 7:57 pm

We shall inevitably fall before such a powerful enemy, but our defenses shall make them pay dearly for every inch of Cauterian land, and they shall have to kill every Cauterian to the last to achieve total victory.

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Sicaris
Diplomat
 
Posts: 600
Founded: Jun 14, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Sicaris » Sun Feb 10, 2019 7:59 pm

Stomp them.
This country doesn’t represent my political views.
Three Principles of the People is a good book.
8values
Political Compass
PolitiScales
In essence, I’m a Kemalist.

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Newark Aristocracy
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 351
Founded: Nov 10, 2018
Libertarian Police State

Postby Newark Aristocracy » Sun Feb 10, 2019 8:04 pm

TASTE OUR DEATH STAR FOR BR3KFAST
News:Threat Sent to Lethan Empire!/Bases of the Crazybloxian Empire Found in Force!/We are winning the war with the "New Lands"!/Department of Defense acquires Bär APCs!/Sniper Shoots a Miltary Police officer!/All Nukes are armed!/Invasion of Widerflolkland started/Aid sent to Kuronami/That's all for now!
Monarch City PD Coms:All units,we need some  security teams at Monarch International in preparation for the NASJAR race this weekend.

Monarch City Fire/EMS Coms:
We have a fire at 93 Airport Bvld.
Also we need a Med-Evac Helicopter in preparation for this weekends NASJAR race.

We are MT with some PMT elements such as the DOS Cannon and the T.H.E.O.
We also support ISIS ICly.

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Despoticania
Envoy
 
Posts: 271
Founded: Aug 17, 2006
Libertarian Police State

Postby Despoticania » Mon Feb 11, 2019 3:15 am

They support ISIS and have just declared war on us. These two facts are enough for The Despot to authorize full sterilization of the mistake that is the Newark Aristocracy. None shall survive.
God was a dream of good government.

Despoticania factbooks

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Scientificum
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1447
Founded: Jan 28, 2014
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Scientificum » Mon Feb 11, 2019 3:28 am

Some uppity Greenlanders declared war on us? This war is going to be quick and ea- Oh. Well, that's actually gonna be quite a challenge, but no matter. We'll fight 'em good.
The Corporate Federation of Scientificum
Confused? Read our Guide factbook! It makes sense, we promise.
Overview - GD Corp - News
The world goes down the drain (mainly due to object show characters existing) and GD Corp profits off of other peoples misery. They become the most powerful company in the world and decides that having corporatocracies were cool. Scientificum is one of them.
I personally think that North Korea is a better communist nation than China or the USSR. They've survived so much hatred and controversy, and remained the way they are up to today. That's impressive.

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Astoriya
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 195
Founded: Oct 04, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Astoriya » Mon Feb 11, 2019 4:56 am

'Right, is this a joke?'

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RubbaDucky
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Jan 10, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby RubbaDucky » Mon Feb 11, 2019 4:58 am

''QUACK THEM DOWN!''
The Giant Rubber Duck
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All Praise Our Great Leader The Giant Rubber Duck!
RubbaDucky, land of freedom, justice, and duckies

NS Stats not used. Real NS stats can be found here
When you visit RubbaDucky. NEVER FEED THE DUCKS WITH BREAD. DUCKS HATE BREAD. And remember Rubber ducks in RubbaDucky ARE LIVING CREATURES, like regular ducks.
The meeting between Our Great Leader The Giant Rubber Duck and the US President Donald Trump ends without any agreement. Our Leader:"The dumbest leader I've ever met."

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10909
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:15 am

RubbaDucky wrote:''QUACK THEM DOWN!''
The Giant Rubber Duck

We send Alphonse as a diplomat to quack it out. But he isn't very diplomatic and his official vehicle is a dynamite truck, so....

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Metamen
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 23
Founded: Nov 28, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Metamen » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:49 pm

"I do not believe they are fully aware of what they are doing. We will request them to reconsider."

-Imperator Ordea
Imagine the Republic as that really really Old Man, that deep down inside everyone is planning to have a great big party for when he dies. But instead, the Old Man keeps on living... and living and living and living because he knows you are waiting for the moment to have your party and he absolutely refuses to let you have that party.

He knows that when you hold that party you will all be happy and he simply can't stomach it, so he tells death to fuck right off, he won't die till all the rest of you are dead.

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Hystaria
Envoy
 
Posts: 315
Founded: Jul 04, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Hystaria » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:51 pm

....I am so sorry for your men. I will be soft. For a year.


But i will make this hell for you.
A [Tier:9 Level:1 Type:9
Power Comparator: (see below)5.2, according to this index.
I dont use NS states, also I had to put this cause someone was ignoring all my factbooks.
(Please quote me in forums to find your response, please, that would be nice.)
Trade with me, trade without Idelogys harming us, Money doesn't care what side you are on.
i swear my eternal service to the lasaga lord and wish to spread it to all i meet .
Kowani wrote:Hystaria. They’re both edgy, but only one of them is a special kind of edgy.

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Free Arabian Nation
Diplomat
 
Posts: 539
Founded: May 02, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Free Arabian Nation » Mon Feb 11, 2019 5:52 pm

Welp, we're lost. Might as well surrender to save as many lives as possible.
-Dassm Eniuss
الأمة العربية الحرة

Imagine if a disputed area in 1984 was an independent nation. Why? Because I can
I don't use NS Stats, but they do give a somewhat OK idea of what my nation is like
If I fuck up on anything, please correct me.
My shameful political compass
The cool kids are doing it, so I made a discord server

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Deutschess Kaiserreich
Diplomat
 
Posts: 569
Founded: Sep 23, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Deutschess Kaiserreich » Mon Feb 11, 2019 6:01 pm

Ah, More natives to educate.
The Deutsches Kaiserreich
The Kaiserriech is an alternative history timeline where the Kaiserriech won the First Weltkreig. Currently, the Kaiserriech is a constitutional Monarchy with both a Parliment and a Prime Minister. Our current leader is Victoria Louise Adelheid Mathilde Charlotte the Second. For more information
Reports of Explosion at Reichstag|Casualties unknown|State of lockdown imposed on Berlin

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The Intermarian Order
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 18, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Intermarian Order » Mon Feb 11, 2019 10:25 pm

"We have beaten back the Krauts to East Prussia along with those West Feddies. This won't be any different and we'll reverse years of partitioning for our ancestors."
~ Polish Citizen
♔ Holy Intermarian Order ♔
Flag: Our Benevolent Autocracy | Overview | Triumverate | Anthem

A post-apocalyptic, neoclassical-styled, multicultural federation of central European kingdoms led by Imperator Konstantyn after a bloody civil war. Governed as a secular and meritocratic liberal autocracy with a dirigist economy. IC Flag, now don't go bitching just because it's an animu meme.

Intermarian Gazette: Scientists say that tribals often exhibit traits of Evolutionary Men and are thus, better fit to live the present wasteland environment than city-dwellers. Human purists and xenophobic anti-tribals slams it as "pseudo-science".

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