Waratendia declares war (MT, IC, open)

[Karu Nadu]

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We will proceed to godmoddingly nuke your country zero times. (But we will tell an old man to shoot a couple of pigs which belong to the Black Party)

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

*The Black Party's national anthem plays in the background

International Dispatch - The Black Party [Official]

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National Defence Command, The Black Party

As a result of the irrational hostilities posed by all 24 sides of this international battle royale, The National Defence Command has agreed to intervene in the Waratendia conflict.

The National Defence Command has agreed to embark a Partizani led peacekeeping mission to secure the safety of not only the nationals of The Black Party, but the safety of those in neighboring nations and
Partizani Allies across the globe.

As such, The National Defence Command of The Black Party initiates Operation Shitstorm, a plan to protect the citizens of this world, and the next.

Operation Shitstorm consists of the construction of an orbital kamikaze Crusader class Starfighters nuke that has the ability to tow the
sun into the core of the Earth to implode it from within. Experts in The Black Party estimate such a grand project will take 27 minutes to construct and deploy. The orbital kamikaze Crusader class Starfighters nuke will launch from The Black Party's 7th deathstar.

Operation Shitstorm is widely agreed on by all census of The Black Party as the optimal option for ensuring lasting peace on our planet, and an end to World War Shit. Additionally, top experts in The Black Party has confirmed that Operation Shitstorm is within the Geneva Conventions, and the regulatory laws of war.

Operation Shitstorm has additionally been supported by The Red Cross.

It is within our interest at The Black Party to find a peaceful conclusion to World War Shit: Newark Aggresion
as soon as possible, and we believe this is the best possible way to ensure the end of World War Shit with minimal casualties from all sides.

Formal Regards,
- Office for the National Defence Command, The Black Party

But see, I have a second Earth to continue the fighting on. The sh*t continues.

A tombstone for all the deaths and someone’s missing finger

Remember the veterans of World War Shit
Also that one missing finger
We will always remember
How unbelievably bad it was
Rest in peace warriors in shit
Your glory will live in the memory of nations
And all generations will honor your name
The great Soviet Union (2) will live though the ages
Unbreakable Union of Freeborn Republics
Bulwark of people in brotherhood strong
What the hell am I writing in this rock
Please nuke us again.

[Ungvarnfjall]

Sometimes, we're glad to be on another planet.

[German-Soviet Reich]

hello pius im here to help you

[Pius Desurongcrandis]

Pius Desurongcrandis removes all of troops involved in this war to help deal with the war in Oasis Sector Z

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

The Galactic Liberal Democracy has clearly won this war and so we will destroy all your armies with our music.
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It is rumored that no army outside mine can withstand this, but I listen to it everyday.

[The Black Party]

*The Black Party's national anthem plays in the background

International Dispatch - The Black Party [Official]

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National Defence Command, The Black Party

As a result of the irrational hostilities posed by all 24 sides of this international battle royale, The National Defence Command has agreed to intervene in the Waratendia conflict.

The National Defence Command has agreed to embark a Partizani led peacekeeping mission to secure the safety of not only the nationals of The Black Party, but the safety of those in neighboring nations and
Partizani Allies across the globe.

As such, The National Defence Command of The Black Party initiates Operation Shitstorm, a plan to protect the citizens of this world, and the next.

Operation Shitstorm consists of the construction of an orbital kamikaze Crusader class Starfighters nuke that has the ability to tow the
sun into the core of the Earth to implode it from within. Experts in The Black Party estimate such a grand project will take 27 minutes to construct and deploy. The orbital kamikaze Crusader class Starfighters nuke will launch from The Black Party's 7th deathstar.

Operation Shitstorm is widely agreed on by all census of The Black Party as the optimal option for ensuring lasting peace on our planet, and an end to World War Shit. Additionally, top experts in The Black Party has confirmed that Operation Shitstorm is within the Geneva Conventions, and the regulatory laws of war.

Operation Shitstorm has additionally been supported by The Red Cross.

It is within our interest at The Black Party to find a peaceful conclusion to World War Shit: Newark Aggresion
as soon as possible, and we believe this is the best possible way to ensure the end of World War Shit with minimal casualties from all sides.

Formal Regards,
- Office for the National Defence Command, The Black Party

But see, I have a second Earth to continue the fighting on. The sh*t continues.

A tombstone for all the deaths and someone’s missing finger

Remember the veterans of World War Shit

I like how you only censor one of the shits

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

I like how you only censor one of the shits

I am calling WWS by its proper name but not using unnecessary profanity. It is like Cyka Wars so it must be correctly spelled.