Title: 42
The Issue: You've waken up in an infinitely dark room. The only thing you can see is a man in sunglasses sitting across from you, lit by something that you can't make out.
Option 1: The man holds out a small, blue pill in his left hand. "You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your office and believe whatever you want to."
[effect] @@LEADER@@ dozes off regularly
Option 2: The man holds out a small, red pill in his right hand. "You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep government corruption goes."
[effect] half the government has mysteriously vanished
Option 3: Make a run for it?
[effect] there's a creepy and dark room in the capitol building that nobody talks about