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Silver Commonwealth
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YN losses a war against AN. Make a news headline

Postby Silver Commonwealth » Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:57 pm

There was thread like this in the past, but it got auto-pruned, so I recreated it.

Imagine, that your country has just been defeated in a war by the nation above you. (Defeat can be both a complete conquest, or surrender, after destruction of most of the army) What would your country's news headlines say of it?

Total defeat against the ''Soldiers of the Light
''A few weeks ago, our country was attacked by mysterious light creatures, which seemed immune to gunfire, and their laser weapons vaporized our soldiers in mere seconds. Yesterday, however, they fought their way to the capital city, and eventually - the President's Palace. After seeing, that defeat was imminent, President surrendered to the leader of the Light Creatures. Now country is under occupation.''


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Postby Five Nations » Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:00 pm

THE FREE LAND OF FIVE NATIONS WAS DEFEATED BY BARBARIAN SILVER COMMONWEALTH! PLEASE! PRAY FOR ROYAL FAMILY WOULDN'T BE EXECUTED!!!
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Postby Sycar » Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:00 pm

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Postby United Universal Union » Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:02 pm

Rebellion on Union colony proves successful
"Union occupational forces have been kicked off a rebellious colony in one of the Union controlled universes, advisory oversight considers the resistance to be a non-threat and something not worth pursuing, remaining occupational Overwatch forces are likely to remain stranded and get killed off by planetary resistance."
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Postby The Black Party » Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:02 pm

"We're sorry we've lied to you."

"On the 11th of January, 20##, Partizani National Police forces surrendered to technologically superior Union Forces. As such, the Party-Nation-State has undergone de-facto capitulation. The whereabouts of the Party High Council is unknown, and further reporting has proven difficult due to the loss of The National Post Headquarters in the valiant but failed defense of the Capital City."

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Postby Five Nations » Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:05 pm

The Black Party wrote:"We're sorry we've lied to you."


The Free Land was defeated. Is totalitarianism incoming?

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Postby Trinadaed » Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:06 pm

Trinadaed lost. Is it gonna split into Five Nations?



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Postby Venathka » Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:13 pm

THE WAR IS OVER!
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Postby Quinn Free State » Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:19 pm

Shocking Defeat

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Postby Harkvoia » Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:23 pm

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Postby Valentine Z » Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:25 pm

WAR LOST AGAINST THE SOVIETS. NO SURPRISE, AS VALENTIANS PUT IT.

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Postby Silver Commonwealth » Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:29 pm

Overwhelming cuteness melts the Tom's heart
''Recently, we were ''invaded'' by a pacifist version of us, and the general Valentine himself! Worst thing? They didn't even ''fought'' with us, they rather took our soldiers in their hands, and patted them on shoulder - bullets had little effect! Then, Valentine found Tom himself, and tried to convince him to be ''less mean''. However, Tom, being a true patriot, initiated a self destruct, in a last attempt to inflict damage to Valentinian invaders. Sadly, Valentine said, that he felt ''only a small scratch'', and Tom's sacrifice was in vain.''
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Postby Aaaaaa » Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:36 pm

THEVILLAGE.AAA SPECIAL REPORT

Foreign neighbours, allies and friends, it is in Thevillage.aaa's most deepest sympathy that we inform you that the people of Aaaaaa have been defeated in battle against the military forces of the Silver Commonwealth. A colossal, technologically superior state, one which we have done no harm or grievance to, has decided it is within in their best interests to relish in the complete and utter destruction of our small, peaceful nation. We have fought long and hard (okay, it was about five minutes) against the Commonwealth oppressors, but it has all been for naught. Comrades, stay strong. The glorious Aaaaaan state has stood strong for thousands of years, and we will not rest until we see a thousand more. Stay in your homes, clutch your rifles tight, and do not let these invaders stay content in our misery.
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Postby United Universal Union » Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:50 pm

MASSIVE EMBARRASSMENT AS TRANS-TAR'VALIM'S ADDITION TO THE OVERWATCH IS BEING QUESTIONED
The trans-Tar'valim overwatch forces have failed a standard planetary invasion against a basic underequipped primitive race, this brings to question the addition of the Tar'valim and the combat capabilities of their synths.
I felt like going on a power trip, and thought to myself "Hey Ell, what nation/faction would be possibly the most overpowered one you could create?" And somewhere in my head the name "The Combine" screamed.
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Postby Eurania » Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:52 pm

Colonies brought to its KNEES by far more technologically ADVANCED power
THE COLONIES OF EURANIA
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Postby Wawakanatote » Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:57 pm

DID WE EVER REALLY BELIEVE WE HAD A CHANCE?
After the brutal loss from the UUU, we are likely going to be assimilated into their already bloated, pseudo-democratic, Empire. Honestly, did any of us actually think we had a chance to defeat them? Likely not.


AN:

GLOBAL SUPERPOWER DEFEATED BY EURANIAN COLONIES, GOVERNMENT LIKELY TO NEVER SPEAK ABOUT THIS AGAIN
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Postby Free California Republic » Fri Jan 11, 2019 1:59 pm

Pacifists hand over power to brutal barbarians, choose not to work.
This is not a Fallout nation. While I am a very big fan of Fallout, this is leaning on Californian independence.

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Postby Wawakanatote » Fri Jan 11, 2019 2:01 pm

Free California Republic wrote:Pacifists hand over power to brutal barbarians, choose not to work.


Brutal barbarians? What? //skip//
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Postby Democratic East-Asia » Fri Jan 11, 2019 2:05 pm

DEFEAT OF THE REVOLUTION? UNSPEAKABLE - WORKERS' DAILY
Following what the Workers' Party claimed would be a short war, the Workers' Liberation Navy and Airforce were annihilated in one of our nation's worst military defeats in all of history, suffering tens of thousands of losses to comparatively few enemy casualties. The General Secretary refuses to comment about the situation, and no further news has been released by the government.
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Postby Deltia » Thu Jan 17, 2019 12:18 am

OUR FREE DEMOCRACY DEFEATED


Deltian Troops in the mainland have surrendered after hellish fighting
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Postby Frievolk » Thu Jan 17, 2019 1:44 am

Berun Capitulates
The Deltian Armed Forces has overrun the Metropole. While the Royalty has fled to [i]Zudafrika and has formed the Frievolker Government-in-exile, the civil government of Berun has capitulated to the Deltian Empire.
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Postby Cinnibar » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:00 am

12 MILLION SOLDIERS DEAD, CINNIBAR SURRENDERS

"After only 1 month of fighting, The Nederstjilles Kaiserreik of Frievolk overran the capital of Liberty with The Imperial Army of Frievolk, killing 635,000 soldiers defending the Royal Halls of Bel-Rivier and 18,000,000 civilians caught in the horrific crossfire, while Frievolk only lost 80,000 soldiers. Magde Michel was tazed and taken captive by Johann and his Royal Guards. 12,506,480 million soldiers died in the defense of Cinnibar along with 111,560,200 million civilians while Frievolk lost 3,400,000 soldiers. In the negotiated peace treaty, Cinnibar surrendered the Celbault region and it's Mir river with a population of 256,134,831 civilians to Frievolk. Magde Michel will be held captive for a month according to Johann in order to ensure that Michel never tries to go to war against them again."

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Postby Deltia » Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:37 am

Frievolk wrote:Berun Capitulates
The Deltian Armed Forces has overrun the Metropole. While the Royalty has fled to [i]Zudafrika and has formed the Frievolker Government-in-exile, the civil government of Berun has capitulated to the Deltian Empire.



Free Frievolk... sounds ultra libertarian


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I am a Christian but most people assume I’m Athiest bc of my behavior

The Population here is actually 54 million in the mainland and 330 million of you include the colonies.

TG me anytime. No ns stats here

Unlike some of my fellow Americans, I know that there are still a lot of good Iranians.

Burying Maduro in a shallow grave would be an insult to the worms
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Postby Wolflandil » Thu Jan 17, 2019 6:51 am

The Capital, sacked by technology inferior Cinnibar? I'm Just as suprised as you.
At 4:50 this morning, Nadezhda was captured by Clydes Forces, and is currently occupied. The Wolfic top brass is relatively suprised, and account the loss of our capital "A massive blunder on our soldiers part." Our Gracious Rozovyy Almaz is currently trying to make negotiations with the Clydes top brass, and is willing to give up to 30 billion Novae to the occupiers. All of the other Almaz escaped the city.

This just in, Wolflandil surrenders. And has to pay 40 billion Wolfic Novae in restitution. Wolfics lost only three soldiers, all three to friendly fire. Massive retraining for the Wolfic Military is now underway, making it mandatory for all current enlisted and officers to retake bootcamp.

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Postby Skyhooked » Thu Jan 17, 2019 6:56 am

Veni, Vidi, Vici became a new slogan for Skyhooked.

As our forces and people were eventually conqured by Wolflandil and all our riches and assets were seized, we have to adapt and contribute to a new regime. We still may try to secede though...
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Skyhookedian Council goes to gladiator tournament to fight for glory, honor and prizes. They will represent our combat prowess and bravery.https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=457627

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