[TITLE] Dangerous Liaisons
[DESCRIPTION] Your younger brother has just broken-up with his most recent girlfriend. However, this one turned out to be a bit different from all his previous love-interests.
[VALIDITY] all
[OPTION] "You've got to help me – she's a psycho!" exclaims your brother, as he peers out of the window from behind the curtain, checking she's not there. "I tried to break-up with her nicely, as I always do, but she won't take "no" for an answer. Look at this – 426 messages already today – and it's only 2pm! She follows me everywhere, calls me all times of the day and night: I can't take it! You've got to make stalking a serious offence and lock her up for a long time. Then I'll be free to ask out that cashier at the local supermarket; she's a real cutie!"
[EFFECT] asking for 'one more chance' will get you into a lot of trouble
[OPTION] "Although I agree with your brother's diagnoses, I disagree with his method of rehabilitation," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, a psychiatrist, as @@HE@@ beckons your brother to the leather couch. "Serial stalkers are known to have mental disorders that increase their infatuation with the object of their desire, thus leading to irrational and anti-social behaviour. Prison time will not cure them. What they need is an extensive course of revitalization, where their pent-up impulses may be released in a safe and caring environment."
[EFFECT] the number of ex-stalkers who now work at the same place as their ex-prey is just a coincidence
[OPTION] "But he promised to be with me forever!" wails @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(FEMALE)@@, the girl in question, as she approaches your brother, arms held out wide and a dejected look on her face. "He's the one for me, I don't want anyone else. You see @@LEADER@@, stalking pays off; it's a sure-fire way of keeping relationships together and avoiding the pain of break-up. You should make it law that anyone who has been ditched has the right to stalk for the next six months. Just so that both parties are sure they're making the right decision." She turns again to your brother. "By the way, I know you're seeing that girl at the supermarket. STAY AWAY FROM HER OR I'LL BE USING HER INTESTINES FOR FISH BAIT!"
[EFFECT] people threatening to kill themselves are ignored by the police
[DESCRIPTION] Your younger brother has just broken-up with his most recent girlfriend. However, this one turned out to be a bit different from all his previous love-interests.
[VALIDITY] all
[OPTION] "You've got to help me – she's a psycho!" exclaims your brother, as he peers out of the window from behind the curtain, checking she's not there. "I tried to break-up with her nicely, as I always do, but she won't take "no" for an answer. Look at this – 426 messages already today – and it's only 2pm! She follows me everywhere, calls me all times of the day and night: I can't take it! You've got to make stalking a serious offence and lock her up for a long time. Then I'll be free to ask out that cashier at the local supermarket; she's a real cutie!"
[EFFECT] asking for 'one more chance' will get you into a lot of trouble
[OPTION] "Although I agree with your brother's diagnoses, I disagree with his method of rehabilitation," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, a psychiatrist, as @@HE@@ beckons your brother to the leather couch. "Serial stalkers are known to have mental disorders that increase their infatuation with the object of their desire, thus leading to irrational and anti-social behaviour. Prison time will not cure them. What they need is an extensive course of revitalization, where their pent-up impulses may be released in a safe and caring environment."
[EFFECT] the number of ex-stalkers who now work at the same place as their ex-prey is just a coincidence
[OPTION] "But he promised to be with me forever!" wails @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(FEMALE)@@, the girl in question, as she approaches your brother, arms held out wide and a dejected look on her face. "He's the one for me, I don't want anyone else. You see @@LEADER@@, stalking pays off; it's a sure-fire way of keeping relationships together and avoiding the pain of break-up. You should make it law that anyone who has been ditched has the right to stalk for the next six months. Just so that both parties are sure they're making the right decision." She turns again to your brother. "By the way, I know you're seeing that girl at the supermarket. STAY AWAY FROM HER OR I'LL BE USING HER INTESTINES FOR FISH BAIT!"
[EFFECT] people threatening to kill themselves are ignored by the police
[TITLE] Dangerous Liaisons
[DESCRIPTION] Your brother has just broken-up with his most recent girlfriend. However, this one turned out to be a bit different from all his previous love-interests.
[VALIDITY] has prisons
[OPTION] "You've got to help me – she's a psycho!" exclaims your brother, as he peers out of the window from behind the curtain, checking she's not there. "I tried to break-up with her nicely, as I always do, but she won't take "no" for an answer. Look at this – 426 messages already today – and it's only 2pm! She follows me everywhere, calls me all times of the day and night: I can't take it! You've got to make stalking a serious offence. Restraining orders should be issued without question and if they violate that: then they should be locked up for a long time. Then, I'll be free to ask out that cashier at the local supermarket; she's a real cutie!"
[EFFECT] asking for 'one more chance' will get you into a lot of trouble
[OPTION] "Although I agree with your brother's diagnoses, I disagree with his method of rehabilitation," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, a psychiatrist, as @@HE@@ beckons your brother to the leather couch. "Serial stalkers are known to have mental disorders that increase their infatuation with the object of their desire, thus leading to irrational and anti-social behaviour. Prison time will not cure them. What they need is an extensive course of revitalization, where their pent-up impulses may be released in a safe and caring environment."
[EFFECT] the number of ex-stalkers who now work at the same place as their ex-prey is just a coincidence
[OPTION] "But he promised to be with me forever! I don't want anyone else – he's the one for me," wails @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(FEMALE)@@, the girl in question, as she approaches your brother, arms held out wide and a dejected look on her face. She then turns and talks ever so sweetly to you. "You should make it law that anyone who has been ditched has the right to watch over their lover constantly for the next six months. Just to make sure they're okay and that they're sure they made the right decision." She turns again to your brother. "By the way, I know you're seeing that girl at the supermarket. STAY AWAY FROM HER OR I'LL BE USING HER INTESTINES FOR FISH BAIT!"
[EFFECT] the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared'
[DESCRIPTION] Your brother has just broken-up with his most recent girlfriend. However, this one turned out to be a bit different from all his previous love-interests.
[VALIDITY] has prisons
[OPTION] "You've got to help me – she's a psycho!" exclaims your brother, as he peers out of the window from behind the curtain, checking she's not there. "I tried to break-up with her nicely, as I always do, but she won't take "no" for an answer. Look at this – 426 messages already today – and it's only 2pm! She follows me everywhere, calls me all times of the day and night: I can't take it! You've got to make stalking a serious offence. Restraining orders should be issued without question and if they violate that: then they should be locked up for a long time. Then, I'll be free to ask out that cashier at the local supermarket; she's a real cutie!"
[EFFECT] asking for 'one more chance' will get you into a lot of trouble
[OPTION] "Although I agree with your brother's diagnoses, I disagree with his method of rehabilitation," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, a psychiatrist, as @@HE@@ beckons your brother to the leather couch. "Serial stalkers are known to have mental disorders that increase their infatuation with the object of their desire, thus leading to irrational and anti-social behaviour. Prison time will not cure them. What they need is an extensive course of revitalization, where their pent-up impulses may be released in a safe and caring environment."
[EFFECT] the number of ex-stalkers who now work at the same place as their ex-prey is just a coincidence
[OPTION] "But he promised to be with me forever! I don't want anyone else – he's the one for me," wails @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(FEMALE)@@, the girl in question, as she approaches your brother, arms held out wide and a dejected look on her face. She then turns and talks ever so sweetly to you. "You should make it law that anyone who has been ditched has the right to watch over their lover constantly for the next six months. Just to make sure they're okay and that they're sure they made the right decision." She turns again to your brother. "By the way, I know you're seeing that girl at the supermarket. STAY AWAY FROM HER OR I'LL BE USING HER INTESTINES FOR FISH BAIT!"
[EFFECT] the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared'
[TITLE] Dangerous Liaisons
[DESCRIPTION] Your brother has just broken-up with his most recent girlfriend. However, this one turned out to be a bit different from all his previous love-interests.
[VALIDITY] has prisons
[OPTION] "You've got to help me; she's a psycho! Do you know she put Fluffy, my beloved pet, in a pot and boiled her alive?" exclaims your brother, as he peers out of the window from behind the curtain, checking she's not there. "I tried to break-up with her nicely, as I always do, but she won't take "no" for an answer. Look at this – 426 messages already today – and it's only 2pm! She follows me everywhere, calls me all times of the day and night: I can't take it! You've got to make stalking a serious offence. Restraining orders should be issued without question, and if they violate them, they should be locked up for a long time. Then, I'll be free to ask out that cashier at the local supermarket; she's a real cutie!"
[EFFECT] children get restraining orders issued against their parents if they're asked to tidy their rooms
[OPTION] "Although I agree with your brother's diagnoses, I disagree with his method of rehabilitation," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, a psychiatrist, as @@HE@@ beckons your brother to the leather couch. "Serial stalkers are known to have mental disorders that increase their infatuation with the object of their desire, thus leading to irrational and anti-social behaviour. Prison time will not cure them. What they need is an extensive course of revitalization, where their pent-up impulses may be released in a safe and caring environment."
[EFFECT] the number of ex-stalkers who now work at the same place as their ex-prey is just a coincidence
[OPTION] "But he promised to be with me forever! I don't want anyone else – he's the one for me," wails @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(FEMALE)@@, the girl in question, as she approaches your brother, arms held out wide and a dejected look on her face. Then, she turns and talks ever so sweetly to you. "You should make it law that anyone who has been ditched has the right to watch over their lover constantly for the next six months. Just to make sure they're okay and that they're sure they made the right decision." She turns again to your brother. "By the way, I know you're seeing that girl at the supermarket. STAY AWAY FROM HER OR I'LL BE USING HER INTESTINES FOR FISH BAIT!"
[EFFECT] the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared'
[DESCRIPTION] Your brother has just broken-up with his most recent girlfriend. However, this one turned out to be a bit different from all his previous love-interests.
[VALIDITY] has prisons
[OPTION] "You've got to help me; she's a psycho! Do you know she put Fluffy, my beloved pet, in a pot and boiled her alive?" exclaims your brother, as he peers out of the window from behind the curtain, checking she's not there. "I tried to break-up with her nicely, as I always do, but she won't take "no" for an answer. Look at this – 426 messages already today – and it's only 2pm! She follows me everywhere, calls me all times of the day and night: I can't take it! You've got to make stalking a serious offence. Restraining orders should be issued without question, and if they violate them, they should be locked up for a long time. Then, I'll be free to ask out that cashier at the local supermarket; she's a real cutie!"
[EFFECT] children get restraining orders issued against their parents if they're asked to tidy their rooms
[OPTION] "Although I agree with your brother's diagnoses, I disagree with his method of rehabilitation," states @@RANDOMNAME@@, a psychiatrist, as @@HE@@ beckons your brother to the leather couch. "Serial stalkers are known to have mental disorders that increase their infatuation with the object of their desire, thus leading to irrational and anti-social behaviour. Prison time will not cure them. What they need is an extensive course of revitalization, where their pent-up impulses may be released in a safe and caring environment."
[EFFECT] the number of ex-stalkers who now work at the same place as their ex-prey is just a coincidence
[OPTION] "But he promised to be with me forever! I don't want anyone else – he's the one for me," wails @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(FEMALE)@@, the girl in question, as she approaches your brother, arms held out wide and a dejected look on her face. Then, she turns and talks ever so sweetly to you. "You should make it law that anyone who has been ditched has the right to watch over their lover constantly for the next six months. Just to make sure they're okay and that they're sure they made the right decision." She turns again to your brother. "By the way, I know you're seeing that girl at the supermarket. STAY AWAY FROM HER OR I'LL BE USING HER INTESTINES FOR FISH BAIT!"
[EFFECT] the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared'
