Your listening post has detected a strangely encrypted broadcast, coming through on a previously 'dead' frequency band. Technicians have been puzzling over the message for some time, and finally worked out that the signal isn't secret at all: it's just coming from a territory where nothing works and nobody really gets it. Your suspicions are finally confirmed when the content of the message is digitally cleaned up enough to be audible. It's Melvonian.
"Good evening, ladies, gentlemen, both, either and neither!" purrs the relaxed and slightly slurry voice on the airwaves. "You're tuned in to the Melvonia World Service, and you've just been listening to the Melvonia City String Quartet with their version of House of Pain's Jump Around. Now broadcasting around the globe - or doughnut, if you prefer - and 100% legal! That's right, and we're celebrating the opening up of our broadcasting network with Radio Sloth's first ever international - international, folks! - late-night 'phone in! For overseas listeners, here's your chance to bombard us with propaganda, flood us with your corporate advertising, or just bring up a problem that needs some good old Melvonian common sense! Get in quick, because the Foreign Minister's going to be so very very pissed that we're doing this when she finds out! Annnd...I think we have a caller on Line One! Hello caller, what's your dangerous propaganda message tonight?"