YL was almost assassinated, what would you do?

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The Vexian Union
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YL was almost assassinated, what would you do?

Postby The Vexian Union » Fri Dec 07, 2018 5:27 am

Let me explain the scenario..
In an evening YL held a speech on a podium with security guards near him, and suddenly one of the guards pushes YL out of the way so he couldn't die. The crowd panics and evacuate the area. The assassin had used some sort of firearm (or other deadly items).
YL was almost assassinated, what would you do? :?:
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Postby Idiocarasia » Fri Dec 07, 2018 7:13 am

Tuesday already, oh well. back to my speeches.
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Postby A m e n r i a » Fri Dec 07, 2018 8:02 am

"Yet another soul lost to greed and lust for power. Reflect upon your sins in jail, [insert assailant's species here]."
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Postby Zitravgrad » Sat Dec 08, 2018 9:58 pm

Well, last time he was almost assassinated, the shooter was hanged, 18 royalists were imprisoned, 8 fascists were interrogated under torture, religions were banned and 5 government officials went to jail.

Let's say a small purge happens everytime it happens.
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Postby Adstravia » Sat Dec 08, 2018 10:01 pm

"Ugh, tryhard. *continues his speech* E-execute the assassin and his cronies. The r-revolutionary leader will live on!"

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Postby Victorious Decepticons » Sun Dec 09, 2018 3:27 am

Megatron sternly uses one arm to stop the would-be bodyguard from interfering, while raising his fusion cannon-bearing arm at the would-be assassin. With one big blast, he vaporizes the majority of the would-be assassin's body. He then continues speaking as if he'd done no more than swat a pesky mosquito.

During this, there is no panic or evacuating going on whatsoever. Instead, the few who were nearby the would-be assassin simply take a couple of steps away, knowing full well that return fire will be incoming.

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Postby Republic of-Singapore » Sun Dec 09, 2018 4:10 am

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Legs shaking, Petit would wordlessly sprint off the stage. She will spend the rest of the night shaken and probably stress-drinking coffee.
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Such an act leaves you to the mercy of the Thing. You'd best hope your ex isn't in town.
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Hmph, this is such poor form! Very, very poor form! I will let you off this time, but next time... I will freeze you for a thousand millenniums.
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Postby Tigrexia » Sun Dec 09, 2018 1:59 pm

"When are we going to learn, I won't die from a simple assassination after all the thousands of years. Oh well. You have permission to find whoever staged this. And if it is another nation, get Zugov."
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Postby The Great Imperator Jeffrey » Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:12 pm

"Even though I am immortal, I really, really don't like it when people try to assassinate me. I will make sure you regret what you have just done for the rest of your short, worthless life. Guards, take him away."

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Postby Rezmaeristan » Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:14 pm

"What's going on? Can anyone explain what's going on? Why does no one ever tell me anything?"

"You got shot, sir. I mean, there was just a failed attempt on your life."

"Who did this? Where is he(or is it she?)"

"We don't know, sir. It just happened-"

"Alright forget it then. As soon as you find this perpetrator bring him to me so I can stomp his guts out! Also, get everybody back in- nothing stops Fazhi Sh'zurk Telnikad's speeches."

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Postby Great Thallands » Sun Dec 09, 2018 2:18 pm

The Founder glares at the assassin, the goat man drawing the massive blade on his back. Suddenly, he screams and lifts the mighty Zweihander over his head. He starts to chase the assassin, each bullet being deflected by the superior edge of the nanoforged Zweihander.
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Postby Vallermoore » Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:42 pm

The would be assassin would be grabbed by the police and face either death by hanging for first degree treason, or at the very least a 25 years to life in prison sentence if the jury spared his life

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Postby The Great-German Empire » Mon Dec 10, 2018 12:48 pm

"What a disaster! I'm going to have a 'word' with my security detail... As for the assassin, capture and interrogate him. He could not have acted alone."

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