[TITLE] The Great Dilemma
[DESCRIPTION] The nations of Blackacre, Smalltopia and Marche Noire recently formed a strategic alliance, known as the Coalition Powers, resulting in a massive military bloc, that is definitely not on the friendly side of @@NAME@@.
[VALIDITY] all
[OPTION] "We need to form our own alliance quickly," opines Field Marshall @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as @@HE@@ pushes a pile of small wooden soldiers across a large map in the direction of Blackacre. "If we make a defensive treaty with Bigtopia and East Lebatuck, then we will have a combined military capability of over a billion armed men, ready for deployment. As the Coalition Powers also have more than a billion soldiers, this will result in two heavily armed, yet equally matched blocs. No side will dare attack the other side, as it will undoubtedly lead to the mutually assured destruction of all participants. It's the only way to keep the peace @@LEADER@@."
[EFFECT] a billion weapons pointed at the enemy holds a shaky peace
[OPTION] "Well, it will only take a small spark to ignite that powder-keg," states Rear Admiral @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as @@HE@@ pushes the pile of soldiers back towards @@NAME@@. "I can just see it happening: the Crown-Prince of Smalltopia visits Maxtopia. Then, a Maxtopian dissident assassinates the prince. Smalltopia declares war on Maxtopia. Maxtopia's traditional ally, East Lebatuck, declares war on Smalltopia, and before you know it, everyone activates their alliances, leading to a pro-longed and bloody conflict. Or something like that! If you have two opposing blocs, then basically it becomes too much bother not to have a war. I say we follow the United Federation and pursue a policy of isolationism. Let Blackacre and everyone else have their war. Heck, we could even sell arms to both sides!"
[EFFECT] a campaign is under way to invent a weapon that kills more efficiently
[OPTION] "Or we could guarantee success by doing the unexpected," claims Air Force Marshall @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@ in a suspiciously Smalltopian accent. "I know @@NAME@@ and Blackacre have never seen eye to eye, but if we joined the Coalition Powers, that would tip the balance of military strength firmly in our favour. The war would be over by Maxmas and then we could divide up whatever East Lebatuck and Bigtopia have to offer between us. The spoils of war are always profitable for the victors! I have some… erm… contacts in Smalltopia who could arrange a meeting between us and Blackacre."
[EFFECT] posters depict @@LEADER@@ shaking hands with Valeria Drake while they both conceal daggers behind their backs
[DESCRIPTION] The nations of Blackacre, Smalltopia and Marche Noire recently formed a strategic alliance, known as the Coalition Powers, resulting in a massive military bloc, that is definitely not on the friendly side of @@NAME@@.
[VALIDITY] all
[OPTION] "We need to form our own alliance quickly," opines Field Marshall @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as @@HE@@ pushes a pile of small wooden soldiers across a large map in the direction of Blackacre. "If we make a defensive treaty with Bigtopia and East Lebatuck, then we will have a combined military capability of over a billion armed men, ready for deployment. As the Coalition Powers also have more than a billion soldiers, this will result in two heavily armed, yet equally matched blocs. No side will dare attack the other side, as it will undoubtedly lead to the mutually assured destruction of all participants. It's the only way to keep the peace @@LEADER@@."
[EFFECT] a billion weapons pointed at the enemy holds a shaky peace
[OPTION] "Well, it will only take a small spark to ignite that powder-keg," states Rear Admiral @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as @@HE@@ pushes the pile of soldiers back towards @@NAME@@. "I can just see it happening: the Crown-Prince of Smalltopia visits Maxtopia. Then, a Maxtopian dissident assassinates the prince. Smalltopia declares war on Maxtopia. Maxtopia's traditional ally, East Lebatuck, declares war on Smalltopia, and before you know it, everyone activates their alliances, leading to a pro-longed and bloody conflict. Or something like that! If you have two opposing blocs, then basically it becomes too much bother not to have a war. I say we follow the United Federation and pursue a policy of isolationism. Let Blackacre and everyone else have their war. Heck, we could even sell arms to both sides!"
[EFFECT] a campaign is under way to invent a weapon that kills more efficiently
[OPTION] "Or we could guarantee success by doing the unexpected," claims Air Force Marshall @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@ in a suspiciously Smalltopian accent. "I know @@NAME@@ and Blackacre have never seen eye to eye, but if we joined the Coalition Powers, that would tip the balance of military strength firmly in our favour. The war would be over by Maxmas and then we could divide up whatever East Lebatuck and Bigtopia have to offer between us. The spoils of war are always profitable for the victors! I have some… erm… contacts in Smalltopia who could arrange a meeting between us and Blackacre."
[EFFECT] posters depict @@LEADER@@ shaking hands with Valeria Drake while they both conceal daggers behind their backs
[TITLE] The Great Dilemma
[DESCRIPTION] The nations of Blackacre, Smalltopia and Marche Noire recently formed a strategic alliance, known as the Coalition Powers, resulting in a massive military bloc, that is definitely not on the friendly side of @@NAME@@.
[VALIDITY] must have a decent sized military
[OPTION] "We need to form our own alliance quickly," opines Field Marshall @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as @@HE@@ pushes a pile of small wooden soldiers across a large map in the direction of Blackacre. "If we make a defensive treaty with Bigtopia and East Lebatuck, then we will have a combined military capability of over a billion armed men, ready for deployment. As the Coalition Powers also have more than a billion soldiers, this will result in two heavily armed, yet equally matched blocs. No side will dare attack the other side, as it will undoubtedly lead to the mutually assured destruction of all participants. It's the only way to keep the peace @@LEADER@@."
[EFFECT] a billion weapons pointed at the enemy holds a shaky peace
[OPTION] "Well, it will only take a small spark to ignite that powder-keg," states Rear Admiral @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as @@HE@@ pushes the pile of soldiers back towards @@NAME@@. "I can just see it happening: the Crown-Prince of Smalltopia visits Maxtopia. Then, a Maxtopian dissident assassinates the prince. Smalltopia declares war on Maxtopia. Maxtopia's traditional ally, East Lebatuck, declares war on Smalltopia, and before you know it, everyone activates their alliances, leading to a pro-longed and bloody conflict. Or something like that! If you have two opposing blocs, then basically it becomes too much bother not to have a war. I say we follow the United Federation and pursue a policy of isolationism. Let Blackacre and everyone else have their war. Heck, we could even sell arms to both sides!"
[EFFECT] a campaign is under way to invent a weapon that kills more efficiently
[OPTION] "I don't think isolationism is a viable option, as we're too geographically close to the action," posits your Finance Minister, @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ pushes the pile of soldiers off the map. "What we need to do is follow Skandilund and declare neutrality. I also sense an opportunity to make some money here; let it be known to all sides that @@NAME@@ would be a safe place to keep all of their gold reserves. They wouldn't want their reserves to be destroyed during their war now, would they? And whenever their war ends, and they want their gold back, we will be in a much stronger position – both militarily and economically – to refuse!"
[EFFECT] there are many wolves at the door of @@NAME@@
[OPTION] "Or we could guarantee success by doing the unexpected," claims Air Force Marshall @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@ in a suspiciously Smalltopian accent. "I know @@NAME@@ and Blackacre have never seen eye to eye, but if we joined the Coalition Powers, that would tip the balance of military strength firmly in our favour. The war would be over by Maxmas and then we could divide up whatever East Lebatuck and Bigtopia have to offer between us. The spoils of war are always profitable for the victors! I have some… erm… contacts in Smalltopia who could arrange a meeting between us and Blackacre."
[EFFECT] posters depict @@LEADER@@ shaking hands with Valeria Drake while they both conceal daggers behind their backs
[DESCRIPTION] The nations of Blackacre, Smalltopia and Marche Noire recently formed a strategic alliance, known as the Coalition Powers, resulting in a massive military bloc, that is definitely not on the friendly side of @@NAME@@.
[VALIDITY] must have a decent sized military
[OPTION] "We need to form our own alliance quickly," opines Field Marshall @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as @@HE@@ pushes a pile of small wooden soldiers across a large map in the direction of Blackacre. "If we make a defensive treaty with Bigtopia and East Lebatuck, then we will have a combined military capability of over a billion armed men, ready for deployment. As the Coalition Powers also have more than a billion soldiers, this will result in two heavily armed, yet equally matched blocs. No side will dare attack the other side, as it will undoubtedly lead to the mutually assured destruction of all participants. It's the only way to keep the peace @@LEADER@@."
[EFFECT] a billion weapons pointed at the enemy holds a shaky peace
[OPTION] "Well, it will only take a small spark to ignite that powder-keg," states Rear Admiral @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as @@HE@@ pushes the pile of soldiers back towards @@NAME@@. "I can just see it happening: the Crown-Prince of Smalltopia visits Maxtopia. Then, a Maxtopian dissident assassinates the prince. Smalltopia declares war on Maxtopia. Maxtopia's traditional ally, East Lebatuck, declares war on Smalltopia, and before you know it, everyone activates their alliances, leading to a pro-longed and bloody conflict. Or something like that! If you have two opposing blocs, then basically it becomes too much bother not to have a war. I say we follow the United Federation and pursue a policy of isolationism. Let Blackacre and everyone else have their war. Heck, we could even sell arms to both sides!"
[EFFECT] a campaign is under way to invent a weapon that kills more efficiently
[OPTION] "I don't think isolationism is a viable option, as we're too geographically close to the action," posits your Finance Minister, @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ pushes the pile of soldiers off the map. "What we need to do is follow Skandilund and declare neutrality. I also sense an opportunity to make some money here; let it be known to all sides that @@NAME@@ would be a safe place to keep all of their gold reserves. They wouldn't want their reserves to be destroyed during their war now, would they? And whenever their war ends, and they want their gold back, we will be in a much stronger position – both militarily and economically – to refuse!"
[EFFECT] there are many wolves at the door of @@NAME@@
[OPTION] "Or we could guarantee success by doing the unexpected," claims Air Force Marshall @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@ in a suspiciously Smalltopian accent. "I know @@NAME@@ and Blackacre have never seen eye to eye, but if we joined the Coalition Powers, that would tip the balance of military strength firmly in our favour. The war would be over by Maxmas and then we could divide up whatever East Lebatuck and Bigtopia have to offer between us. The spoils of war are always profitable for the victors! I have some… erm… contacts in Smalltopia who could arrange a meeting between us and Blackacre."
[EFFECT] posters depict @@LEADER@@ shaking hands with Valeria Drake while they both conceal daggers behind their backs
[TITLE] The Great Dilemma
[DESCRIPTION] The nations of Blackacre, Smalltopia and Marche Noire recently formed a strategic alliance, known as the Coalition Powers, resulting in an enormous military bloc, that is definitely not on the friendly side of @@NAME@@.
[VALIDITY] must have a decent sized military
[OPTION] "We need to form our own alliance quickly," opines Field Marshall @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as @@HE@@ pushes a pile of small wooden soldiers across a large map in the direction of Blackacre. "If we make a defensive treaty with Bigtopia and East Lebatuck, then we will have a massive, combined military capability that rivals that of the Coalition Powers. This will result in two heavily armed, yet equally matched blocs. No side will dare attack the other side, as it will undoubtedly lead to the mutually assured destruction of all participants. It's the only way to keep the peace @@LEADER@@."
[EFFECT] peace grows out of the barrel of a gun
[OPTION] "Well, it will only take a small spark to ignite that powder-keg," states Rear Admiral @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as @@HE@@ pushes the pile of soldiers back towards @@NAME@@. "I can just see it happening: the Crown-Prince of Smalltopia visits Maxtopia. Then, a Maxtopian dissident assassinates the prince. Smalltopia declares war on Maxtopia. Maxtopia's traditional ally, East Lebatuck, declares war on Smalltopia, and before you know it, everyone activates their alliances, leading to a prolonged and bloody conflict. Or something like that! If you have two opposing blocs, then basically it becomes too much bother not to have a war. I say we follow the United Federation and pursue a policy of isolationism. Let Blackacre and everyone else have their war. Heck, we could even sell arms to both sides!"
[EFFECT] a campaign is under way to invent a weapon that kills more efficiently
[OPTION] "I don't think isolationism is a viable option, as we're too geographically close to the action," posits your Finance Minister, @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ pushes the pile of soldiers off the map. "What we need to do is follow Skandilund and declare neutrality. I also sense an opportunity to make some money here; let it be known to all sides that @@NAME@@ would be a safe place to keep all of their gold reserves. They wouldn't want their reserves to be destroyed during their war now, would they? And whenever their war ends, and they want their gold back, we will be in a much stronger position – both militarily and economically – to refuse!"
[EFFECT] the first rule of business is 'never trust anyone'
[DESCRIPTION] The nations of Blackacre, Smalltopia and Marche Noire recently formed a strategic alliance, known as the Coalition Powers, resulting in an enormous military bloc, that is definitely not on the friendly side of @@NAME@@.
[VALIDITY] must have a decent sized military
[OPTION] "We need to form our own alliance quickly," opines Field Marshall @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as @@HE@@ pushes a pile of small wooden soldiers across a large map in the direction of Blackacre. "If we make a defensive treaty with Bigtopia and East Lebatuck, then we will have a massive, combined military capability that rivals that of the Coalition Powers. This will result in two heavily armed, yet equally matched blocs. No side will dare attack the other side, as it will undoubtedly lead to the mutually assured destruction of all participants. It's the only way to keep the peace @@LEADER@@."
[EFFECT] peace grows out of the barrel of a gun
[OPTION] "Well, it will only take a small spark to ignite that powder-keg," states Rear Admiral @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as @@HE@@ pushes the pile of soldiers back towards @@NAME@@. "I can just see it happening: the Crown-Prince of Smalltopia visits Maxtopia. Then, a Maxtopian dissident assassinates the prince. Smalltopia declares war on Maxtopia. Maxtopia's traditional ally, East Lebatuck, declares war on Smalltopia, and before you know it, everyone activates their alliances, leading to a prolonged and bloody conflict. Or something like that! If you have two opposing blocs, then basically it becomes too much bother not to have a war. I say we follow the United Federation and pursue a policy of isolationism. Let Blackacre and everyone else have their war. Heck, we could even sell arms to both sides!"
[EFFECT] a campaign is under way to invent a weapon that kills more efficiently
[OPTION] "I don't think isolationism is a viable option, as we're too geographically close to the action," posits your Finance Minister, @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ pushes the pile of soldiers off the map. "What we need to do is follow Skandilund and declare neutrality. I also sense an opportunity to make some money here; let it be known to all sides that @@NAME@@ would be a safe place to keep all of their gold reserves. They wouldn't want their reserves to be destroyed during their war now, would they? And whenever their war ends, and they want their gold back, we will be in a much stronger position – both militarily and economically – to refuse!"
[EFFECT] the first rule of business is 'never trust anyone'