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The Federation of Kendor
Senator
 
Posts: 4523
Founded: Dec 08, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

NS Skyscraper

Postby The Federation of Kendor » Sat Nov 24, 2018 6:46 am

Decided to revive NS Skyscraper for the many times again. Just to refresh on it's history, this originated from the xkcd Skyscraper on xkcd forum. A user two years ago decided to make a NS version for this, and it inspired spin offs of this concept, which basically are NS (insert things here).

Anyway, two years later, it's still going on, and I decided to revive this. Basically, you have to make a floor in each post. You can only post one floor in a single post

I start
Floor 1:
A lobby for NS Skyscraper
My Dispatch
North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA

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The Federation of Kendor
Senator
 
Posts: 4523
Founded: Dec 08, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Federation of Kendor » Sat Nov 24, 2018 4:15 pm

Floor 2

A McDonald's
My Dispatch
North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

Independant Nations and Guilds wrote:Their founder turned into an eagle and flew into the sun before being burned to death. This is what their flag really means, and any other attempt at explanation of its meaning is ignored in favor of this explanation.

If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
RP links: TBA

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Cul-Ed-Sac
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Oct 28, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cul-Ed-Sac » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:15 am

Floor 3

A pet grooming salon
C H I C K E N ! ! !

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Toaslandia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 853
Founded: Apr 29, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Toaslandia » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:17 am

Floor 4. A wizard school.
Founder of The United Imperial Provinces and proud colonizer of space!
This just in, New Federation rebels executed by order of General Navian of Gevoni....Riots over fuel prices finally suppressed....Crown Prince Tiberius orders mandatory evacuation of Faunland due to volcanic eruptions

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AquilaJordyn
Envoy
 
Posts: 247
Founded: Nov 06, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby AquilaJordyn » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:19 am

Floor 5

A Vampire Coven's banquet hall.
Overview Factbook|Basileus Tōmā Ðardanexia IX|Embassy Programme|Vis En Frites Seafood Restaurant Chain
Future Philosopher. Forever Catholic. Current Skyrim fan-boy
Distributist|Intersectional Feminist|ProLifer|Environmentalist|White For Black Lives|American
Nationstates Stats & Policies are not Canon. The nation is called Syagros.

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Jebslund
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1609
Founded: Sep 14, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Jebslund » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:21 am

Floor 6 is a warehouse of fuckin' ninjas.
Last edited by Jebslund on Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:22 am, edited 1 time in total.
Jebslund is a nation of kerbals ruled by Emperor Jebediah Kerman. We reject tyranny, believing that rights should be protected, though we also believe said rights end where the rights of others begin.

Shockingly, we *do* use NS stats except in the Kerbin roleplay, with the exception of lifespan.
Singular sapient: Jebslunder
Plural Sapient: Jebslunden
Singular/Plural nonsapient: Kermanic
Note: When a verb can logically only be done by the sapient using/piloting/holding the object in question (a plane spotting someone (only the pilot can do that), a brush styling hair (a person has to be using it), a general's orders (a rank cannot give orders. A person *holding* said rank, on the other hand, can), then the appropriate demonym for the number of sapients is used.

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Toaslandia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 853
Founded: Apr 29, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Toaslandia » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:23 am

Floor 7 is a kid's room full of adults.
Founder of The United Imperial Provinces and proud colonizer of space!
This just in, New Federation rebels executed by order of General Navian of Gevoni....Riots over fuel prices finally suppressed....Crown Prince Tiberius orders mandatory evacuation of Faunland due to volcanic eruptions

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Destructive Government Economic System
Minister
 
Posts: 2597
Founded: Jun 15, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Destructive Government Economic System » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:24 am

Floor 8

an adult's room full of kids
"All I wish is to see the world burn."
-The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES
(By the way, the DGES is a servant to DEAREST LEADER of Psychotic Dictatorships.)
Just your typical guy who wants to have fun. Don't take this nation seriously,
ever.
I DO NOT use NS stats!
Keshiland literally wrote:I would give it a no. A country that lies about how free, or how great, or how humanitarian it is can never be developed. Example, NK lies and says they are democratic and are not, the US lies and says we are free yet we incarcerate millions for a medical plant. See we are basically a larger more populated North Korea.


ALSO, READ THIS!

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Jebslund
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1609
Founded: Sep 14, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Jebslund » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:25 am

Floor 9 is a storage room for overpriced and undewhelming fighting robots attended to by crying anime fans.
Last edited by Jebslund on Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:26 am, edited 1 time in total.
Jebslund is a nation of kerbals ruled by Emperor Jebediah Kerman. We reject tyranny, believing that rights should be protected, though we also believe said rights end where the rights of others begin.

Shockingly, we *do* use NS stats except in the Kerbin roleplay, with the exception of lifespan.
Singular sapient: Jebslunder
Plural Sapient: Jebslunden
Singular/Plural nonsapient: Kermanic
Note: When a verb can logically only be done by the sapient using/piloting/holding the object in question (a plane spotting someone (only the pilot can do that), a brush styling hair (a person has to be using it), a general's orders (a rank cannot give orders. A person *holding* said rank, on the other hand, can), then the appropriate demonym for the number of sapients is used.

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Valrifell
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 15313
Founded: Aug 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Valrifell » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:29 am

Destructive Government Economic System wrote:Floor 8

an adult's room full of kids


I'm calling the police.

Jebslund wrote:Floor 9 is a storage room for overpriced and undewhelming fighting robots attended to by crying anime fans.


Floor 10 is an underground fight club for mythical creatures.
round and around and around we go, where the world's headed, nobody knows.

Proud self-made Lord Irrelevancy and sole inhabiter of Aurora Invictus

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Toaslandia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 853
Founded: Apr 29, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Toaslandia » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:31 am

Floor 11 is full of peanuts and people allergic to peanuts.
Founder of The United Imperial Provinces and proud colonizer of space!
This just in, New Federation rebels executed by order of General Navian of Gevoni....Riots over fuel prices finally suppressed....Crown Prince Tiberius orders mandatory evacuation of Faunland due to volcanic eruptions

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Zukchiva
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: Dec 06, 2017
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Zukchiva » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:33 am

Floor 12

A NS TV News Station Broadcast, running 24/7

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Seancha
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: Nov 15, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Seancha » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:33 am

on floor 13 all of the furniture has been glued to the ceiling
Last edited by Seancha on Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:33 am, edited 1 time in total.
HAIL THE CONFEDERATION

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The Great Imperator Jeffrey
Envoy
 
Posts: 258
Founded: Jun 23, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Great Imperator Jeffrey » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:35 am

Floor 14 is a hospital for the people on Floor 11.
The Empire is ruled by God-Imperator Jeffrey the Conqueror of Universes, Rightful Ruler of All, and Supreme Leader for All Eternity. The God-Imperator has control over a significant portion of the multiverse. Everyone is oppressed.
A Class 0.143 Civilization according to this index.
(Tier: 14 Type: 14)

Technology Level: FFT
Alignment: Lawful Evil

✠ (Put this in your Signature if you are a Fascist Nation!)
_[' ]_
(-_Q)
If you support capitalism, put this in your signature.
♂Copy and paste this in your sig if you passed biology and know men and women aren't the same.♀

Many aspects of this nation reflect my political beliefs, but highly exaggerated.

NS stats are a conspiracy against me.

HAIL THE IMPERATOR!
Imperial News Network: 15372583893 galaxies have been conquered today.

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Valrifell
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 15313
Founded: Aug 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Valrifell » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:36 am

Floor 15 is an alternate NS news network, constantly broadcasting slanted misinformation 25/8.
round and around and around we go, where the world's headed, nobody knows.

Proud self-made Lord Irrelevancy and sole inhabiter of Aurora Invictus

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Monarch Republic
Envoy
 
Posts: 231
Founded: Sep 11, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Monarch Republic » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:37 am

Floor 15:A nuclear reactor.

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Toaslandia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 853
Founded: Apr 29, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Toaslandia » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:37 am

Floor 16 is the in-house Portal to the Multiverse.
Founder of The United Imperial Provinces and proud colonizer of space!
This just in, New Federation rebels executed by order of General Navian of Gevoni....Riots over fuel prices finally suppressed....Crown Prince Tiberius orders mandatory evacuation of Faunland due to volcanic eruptions

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Talvistova
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 22
Founded: Feb 13, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Talvistova » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:40 am

Floor 17 is where the portal in floor 16 actually goes
DEATH is a preferable alternative to Communism

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The Great Imperator Jeffrey
Envoy
 
Posts: 258
Founded: Jun 23, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Great Imperator Jeffrey » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:41 am

Floor 18 is where North Korea stores its nuclear warheads.
The Empire is ruled by God-Imperator Jeffrey the Conqueror of Universes, Rightful Ruler of All, and Supreme Leader for All Eternity. The God-Imperator has control over a significant portion of the multiverse. Everyone is oppressed.
A Class 0.143 Civilization according to this index.
(Tier: 14 Type: 14)

Technology Level: FFT
Alignment: Lawful Evil

✠ (Put this in your Signature if you are a Fascist Nation!)
_[' ]_
(-_Q)
If you support capitalism, put this in your signature.
♂Copy and paste this in your sig if you passed biology and know men and women aren't the same.♀

Many aspects of this nation reflect my political beliefs, but highly exaggerated.

NS stats are a conspiracy against me.

HAIL THE IMPERATOR!
Imperial News Network: 15372583893 galaxies have been conquered today.

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Toaslandia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 853
Founded: Apr 29, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Toaslandia » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:41 am

Floor 19 is the Mafia Hideout.
Founder of The United Imperial Provinces and proud colonizer of space!
This just in, New Federation rebels executed by order of General Navian of Gevoni....Riots over fuel prices finally suppressed....Crown Prince Tiberius orders mandatory evacuation of Faunland due to volcanic eruptions

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Monarch Republic
Envoy
 
Posts: 231
Founded: Sep 11, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Monarch Republic » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:42 am

Toaslandia wrote:Floor 19 is the Mafia Hideout.


Floor 20:Chernobyl.

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Feudal Albionica
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Nov 06, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Feudal Albionica » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:56 am

Floor 21 is where all the edgy nations store their lists of unrealistic torture methods.

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Jebslund
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1609
Founded: Sep 14, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Jebslund » Sun Nov 25, 2018 10:58 am

Floor 22 is a choice between saving an infant and letting a family of four die, or saving the family and letting the infant die.
Jebslund is a nation of kerbals ruled by Emperor Jebediah Kerman. We reject tyranny, believing that rights should be protected, though we also believe said rights end where the rights of others begin.

Shockingly, we *do* use NS stats except in the Kerbin roleplay, with the exception of lifespan.
Singular sapient: Jebslunder
Plural Sapient: Jebslunden
Singular/Plural nonsapient: Kermanic
Note: When a verb can logically only be done by the sapient using/piloting/holding the object in question (a plane spotting someone (only the pilot can do that), a brush styling hair (a person has to be using it), a general's orders (a rank cannot give orders. A person *holding* said rank, on the other hand, can), then the appropriate demonym for the number of sapients is used.

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Toaslandia
Diplomat
 
Posts: 853
Founded: Apr 29, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Toaslandia » Sun Nov 25, 2018 11:00 am

Floor 23 is full of cookies of every kind to help you recover from Floor 22. Just don't open the closet because there is a monster inside.
Founder of The United Imperial Provinces and proud colonizer of space!
This just in, New Federation rebels executed by order of General Navian of Gevoni....Riots over fuel prices finally suppressed....Crown Prince Tiberius orders mandatory evacuation of Faunland due to volcanic eruptions

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Saralonia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 139
Founded: Mar 01, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Saralonia » Sun Nov 25, 2018 11:01 am

floor 24 is a police station
------------English-----------
Hello there you want communism? No? Well then you will have communism either... also we accept refugees from other countries


-------------Spanish/Español-------------
Hola qué tal quieres comunismo?? No? Valla de igual manera tendrás comunismo... también aceptamos refugiados de otros paises


I use NSTracker so you can find more data in english in NSTracker

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