sooo, I figured: Why not make a single draft that addresses both of these?
I thought about putting in a third "any space program is a waste of resources" but a) My 2 options were super long and b) We have a lot of those options already.
I hope you enjoy; I tried to make this have a few crude sex jokes because... well, you'll see why.
Draft 1.00
Title: Space Junk
The Issue: Aside from a few, very messy explosions, your Financial minister is so up-in-arms and huffed up about your recent, non-research space projects and projectiles that @@HE@@'s sweaty, blushed, and just about ready to exit your administration.
Validity: Followup to #97.1 OR weaponizing space.
Validity: Weaponized Space
Option 1a: "Alright... @@LEADER@@, I'm going to lay this out for you; we can't afford this," says your grieving Financial minister, showing you a chart with a few too many zeroes and a bit much grey hair for comfort. "Look, I know weaponizing space is cool and all, but it's totally impractical! And we're wasting billions, maybe trillions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ trying to build..." @@HE@@ checks an order list detailed under the chart, "space balls and moon destroyers? In the meantime, nations like our rivals Marche Noire and Blackacre are building up competent and actually functional armies. There's absolutely no need for a space force, so please, for the love of all things decent, move the body of our funding to the forces here on earth."
[effect] space stations have been cashed in for land mines
[Flag Change] deweaponizes space
Validity: Followup to 97.1
Option 1b: "Alright... @@LEADER@@, I'm going to lay this out for you; we can't afford this," says your grieving Financial minister, showing you a chart with a few too many zeroes and a bit much grey hair for comfort. "Look, I know launching our waste into space is cool and all, but it's totally impractical! And we're wasting billions, maybe trillions of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ trying to build..." @@HE@@ checks an order list detailed under the chart, "space balls and dump-stars? In the meantime, the garbage is piling up higher and higher here on earth while waiting to be launched. There are absolutely no benefits to trying to launch garbage into space, so please, for the love of all things decent, just unload all our junk here on earth."
[effect] space stations have been cashed in for landfills
Option 2: "You suck!" a horrified @@MAN@@ with a lab coat and goggles exclaims, holding a vile vial full of volatile fluid with one hand and eating premium toast with the other. "So what if the endeavors are not 'necessary', or the proles complain about it being 'a waste of taxes'. And sure, it may not be the most environmentally safe or cost-effective solution. I'm honestly not sure what my point is. But I do know this: we decided to do this for a reason, and we're not going to back out just because of some stingy technophobes! We've gotta put more funds into reusable rockets research, more research into cost effective fuel propellants, and, yes: more effort into blasting off bigger and badder pinnacles of awesomeness, shooting across the sky with only the most powerful propulsion we can muster! All we need to do is transfer a ton of resources from every other government agency."
[effect] taxpayer money is spent pushing upwards with more force