Worldvision 69 | Contest Thread

by **Antahbrantahstan** » Sat Dec 01, 2018 6:15 am

"Good evening everyone! You're probably asking why i'm dressed like this but it doesn't really matter, isn't this WV69, afterall? Anyways, i am here to read the Anturian points, but, oh well, here it is!"

7-Izmedu
6-1zmedu
5-Libereco kaj Paco
4-Ardoki
3-Axuva
2-Electrum
1-SquareDisc City

"The Anturian 8 points goes to..."

"The Anturian 10 points goes to..."

"And whoops, the Anturian 12 points goes to..."

"Well, i guess my job here is done now, have a nice day, Panties Bay, and sweet dreams!"

by **Lactatia** » Sat Dec 01, 2018 7:49 pm

Lactatian Votes:

1 point: Todlichebujoku
2 points: Mister X
3 points: Nekoni
4 points: Axuva
5 points: Polkopia
6 points: Kalmarlund
7 points: Scottish Socialists

by **Lactatia** » Sat Dec 01, 2018 8:23 pm

by **Kalmarlund** » Sun Dec 02, 2018 3:46 am

Kalmarlund voting

Börk. Kalmarlundian singer, comedian and erotic dancer.

Börk: ''Helllo cutiepies! Börk in ze house, and i am soo soooooo soooooooooooo excited to tell you all the points from Kalmarlund.''

7p - Lactatia
6p - SquareDisc City
5p - Togonistan
4p - Missus X
3p - Talvezout
2p - Vartugia
1p - Saviera

Börk: ''Oui. Ze 8 points from Kalmarlund, go to...''

Börk: ''Ten points go to, ou dear, our dear...''

Börk: ''And finally. Ze top points, from Kalmarlünd, zei go to... ouiiii...

by **Togonistan** » Sun Dec 02, 2018 3:55 am

Togonistan voting

Gus Cannon. Togonistani comedian.

Gus Cannon: ''What's up guys, this is Gus Cannon in the house!!! You better hold your horses, because here are points flying in at the speed of light!''

7p - Normandy & Picardy
6p - Antahbrantahstan
5p - Nekoni
4p - Wazekia
3p - Llalta
2p - Pambudia
1p - Main Nation Ministry

Gus Cannon: ''8 points. At the speed of light, they fly to...''

Gus Cannon: ''10 points go to the hottest, the prettiest, the sexiest... dude in the competition...''

Gus Cannon: ''And... 12 points to''

Gus Cannon: ''Bye lads''

by **Electrum** » Sun Dec 02, 2018 5:38 am

Hello, it's Electrum's last WorldVision entrant, here are our points:
1 point to Talvezout
2 points to Todlichebujoku
3 points to Mister X
4 points to Pambudia
5 points to Togonistan
6 points to Antahbrantahstan
7 points to Mercedini
8 points to Darkmania
10 points to Llata
12 points to Normandy and Picardy

Please await the second half of the Electrum vote.

by **Electrum Diplomatic Offices** » Sun Dec 02, 2018 5:39 am

[Insert quirky, random, funny character here]

Here is the second half of the Electrum vote!
1 point to Wolfrenia
2 points to Kalosia
3 points to Izmedu
4 points to Adab
5 points to Nekoni
6 points to Ardoki
7 points to 1zmedu
8 points to Polkopia
10 points to Liberco kaj Paco
12 points to Scottish Socialists

by **Wolfrenia** » Sun Dec 02, 2018 5:58 am

Hello this is Sevargo Calling!
And here is the Wolfrenian Points.

1 point to Vartugia
2 points go to Scottish Socialists
3 points go to Kalmarlund
4 points go to Mister X
5 points go to Wazekia
6 points go to Tödlichebujoku
7 points go to Izmedu
8 points go to Antahbrantahstan
10 points go to Electrum
And The Wolfrenian 12 Goes to Darkmania!

by **Wazekia** » Sun Dec 02, 2018 6:18 am

Wazekia Votes

[a picture of Iryna Besig, a Wazekian media personality appears in front of WAZTEL Tower in Ryzap, the Wazekian capital.]

Good Evening, Tampon Bay! Ryzap calling! I have the results of the votes from Wazekia.

Here are the first results of the Wazek vote:

1 point goes to Togonistan
2 points to Antahbrantahstan
3 points to Wolfrenia
4 points to Normandy and Picardy
5 points to Missus X
6 points to Vartugia
7 points to Lactatia

Now the rest:

by **1zmedu** » Sun Dec 02, 2018 7:03 am

Is salad break still relevant

12 - Postman Sayoc
~~11 - Indo States~~
10 - Axuva
~~9 - Western Edeltia~~
8 - Pambudia
7 - Mercedini
6 - Wazekia
5 - Llalta
4 - Izmedu
3 - Talvezout
2 - Saviera
1 - Darkmania

by **Kalosia** » Sun Dec 02, 2018 9:40 am

25/34 voting
KALOSIA

Les Sórs du Nord, Kalosian duo and participant in the 42nd World Hit Festival

Good evening, bonë serë, and bon sór! Here are the results of the Kalosian vote:

07 Togonistan
06 Electrum
05 Izmedu
04 Normandy & Picardy
03 Saviera
02 Mercedini
01 Aloquirbe

8 points go to...

And then, 10 points go to...

Finally, Kalosia gives 12 points to...

Congratulations everyone, and good night from Kalosia!

by **Saviera** » Sun Dec 02, 2018 9:46 am

A Lizard Appears on the Screen. It Says: I Am a Scaly. Like a Furry, but for Lizards and Other Animals with Scales. And I am Here in Support of My Furry Friends.

1 Point Goes to Unknown!
2 Points Go to Esperantia!
3 Points Go to Republican Cesar!
4 Points Go to Fart To Gay!
5 Points Go to Callous Say!
6 Points Go to Fam Poo Day!
7 Points Go to Melts in Your Mouth Not In Your Hand!
8 Points Go to a German Japanese Finland!
9 Points Go to God-Blessed Saviera!
10 Points Go to Squirt Dick See Tea!
11 Points Go to God-Blessed Saviera!
12 Points Go to Indo States!

Thank You and God Bless Saviera!!!

by **SquareDisc City** » Sun Dec 02, 2018 10:08 am

"And now to bring the results from the United Pokemon Types, we have music producer Sunara Delcatty, with her husband environmental campaigner Epey Wailord."

The scene is of a marina in an estuary. Some jetties jut out into the water, small boats bobbing next to them. In the middle distance countless buoys dot the sea, bearing symbols that mark out the countless swimming lanes and no swim zones. Glimpses can be seen through the waves of rounded buildings on the seafloor, the homes of the underwater residents of the city of Mist-on-Sea, as water Pokemon small and large and the occasional human diver dart between them. In the distance, on the other side of the estuary tall skyscrapers can be seen towering above a fogbank. Just to the right of one of the jetties the head of a Wailord floats just above the surface of the water, with a Delcatty standing on it.

A graphic of the UPT's 7-1 point results appears as Sunara introduces herself, with an excitable high-pitched voice.

7 Togonistan
6 Nekoni
5 Postman Sayoc
4 Saviera
3 Electrum Diplomatic Offices
2 Axuva
1 1zmedu

"Eight points go to, very very very very brave of them, Kalosia!"

"Ten points, I'm not sure how to pronounce this, Tob...Tong...Told..."

A male voice from offscreen says, with correct pronunciation, "Todlichebujoku"

"Them! And twelve points, from this union of so many types, they go to, hubby can you make me some tea because it's Normandy and Picardy!"

by **Postman Sayoc** » Sun Dec 02, 2018 11:41 am

Postman Sayoc's results come from a courtroom. Considering "Postman Sayoc" himself is in the dock having been on stage not long ago, it must be somewhere pretty close to the stadium. On the wall behind the judge are the 1 through 7 places.

7 Darkmania
6 Normandy and Picardy
5 SquareDisc City
4 Wolfrenia
3 Electrum Diplomatic Offices
2 Scottish Socialists
1 Wazekia

The judge addresses Sayoc. "Having heard the charges, how do you plead."

Sayoc replies, angrily

"I plead ... eight for Aloquirbe,

ten for Electrum, and

twelve for Kalmarlund!"

by **Todlichebujoku** » Mon Dec 03, 2018 4:27 am

Powers, we're back. And just in time for Darkmania!

Darkmania - Enkle Toner

Sounds like Ankle Toner in English... Um, did Darkmania not get the memo? This is stupid. Ugh. What a joke. A song about a laser printer that prints on ankles, and runs out of toner, would be far more engaging and creative than this literal dirge. Stop trying to be Llalta, and do an interesting entry for the sake of all the powers above and below.

Nekoni - Don't Put Deep Heat Down There

See, Darkmania???!!! THIS is how you do an entry. This right here. Is quality. This is worth watching and worth listening to. I... I am gasping.. oh save me..
*he is hiccuping in laughter, and wheezing*
It's... literally-hic- breathtaking. Someone grab me something to dry my eyes with, I swear onions are being chopped here, I'm crying too hard.

Missus X - Sexy

Sexy!

Oh powers I uh... shall be going to the restroom for a quick moment.
*he shuffles awkwardly away, clearly trying to avoid anyone viewing his groin*

Mister X - Twerk

I am so proud of the Xians this time around... This catwalk dance anthem has been wonderfully staged, love that retro feel! And some love to the ladies after the boys in the last entry, mmm. The lyrics are entertainingly quirky, I love them as well. Really not much to criticize, aside from how the dancers somehow tire out partway through. They really need to do more squats and build up their stamina. It's only 4 minutes.

Wolfrenia - My Land

Welcome to my my my, isn't this your average debutant entry. Not much to say here, besides that Darkmania's entry is worse.

Polkopia - We Don't Want Fatiman

Whew this is the journalist that the one angry nation keeps screaming about.. Indonesian States? Indian States? In Da States? Ah, right. Indoesh States. Normally politics are a sore point in WorldVision, but Polkopia, the historic top winner, has really pulled it off excellently! A dancey tune and sassy lyrics ripping into a cray-basket of a desolate dictatorship? Yes please!

Proluvia

[It's coming soon, which is what I tell my husband when I forget to take my aphrodisiac]

Electrum - Touch Me

Ooh! Electrum is back with another Rotlichtčiku hit! This is perfect for the adult tourism industry here- we all know this is gonna be on the speakers all night long in a few weeks. And honestly, I can't wait.

Mercedini - G.I.M.M.E. D.

Gimme D is on a roll with this performance! Forget the Mercedinian home market, this girl is destined for international superstardom! This is truly one of the most iconic moments of the night.

Electrum Diplomatic Offices - Boycott

Well! This is quite an intriguing song. Amazing what talent Gertrude has! While I disagree massively with the theme of the song, I do think that Gertrude brings something special to the contest. That said, I would certainly boycott certain songs in this edition. Props to her though, for singing through the pain. Say what you will about her, she certainly has dedication. Just like those Indo States.

Talvezout - Prelude No.5 in A Minor

WOW! What a stunning rendition of a Merecendian classic, I adore how the arranger has thoroughly re-adapted the concept in such a thrilling fashion! The new lyrics, in combination with the completely stunning presentation, really brings the song to a new level. I myself am not over the artfully executed sneeze and apology, what a legendary performance.

Pambudia - Right Way

Hm. This is fairly... average. Better than Wolfrenia's. Hopefully Pambudia's broadcaster realizes the RIght Way and signs up for the WV Newsletter. Rest in pieces all those who thought now was a good time to debut.

Izmedu - Zona opasnosti

WHEW what a treat RTI has created for us! A veritable festival for the eyes and ears and ooh my I'll lay my jacket over my lap for the time being... But yes! A wild club anthem that deserves a high placing, transcending even its performance, which seems appropriately budgeted for the cozy Balkan nation. Imagine all the drunk advances that will be made while this song is playing on the dancefloor across the worlds .... zona opasnosti indeed!

Normandy and Picardy - Sexy Cup of Tea

It's Normandy and it's disco! And it's a very form-fitting collection of outfits for this band, who's selling a brand of tea that I suspect will become a very popular drink for the university boys here in Tödlichebujoku. The addictive beat is certainly no problem... actually, I can't stop myself from dancing to this... someone help me....

Wazekia - Good Decking

I.. um... This was a wild song. I'm.. not sure what to think about this... I love it??? The wordplay is really praiseworthy, and the song is quite unique and should I say a bit of a standout? In its own way. Always count on Wazekia to send, um, offbeat pop.

Antahbrantahstan - Wigless

*Urho is once again keeling over and wheezing*
Oh my powers. I... I have no words once again. Please win.

Tödlichebujoku - Finger

So.. after the glorious mess that was Antahbrantahstan's "Wigless", Anja and Kiraya really do have to step it up. And a full blown orgy? Wow. I'm so glad I brought this spare jacket, but really it's getting uncomfortable down there. These girls really don't give a fuck, do they? Thank powers that TÖBUK had the foresight to set up those clean pants stations.

Adab - Birdie

What

What is this... ? Oh it's about a type of sport. oh, it's golf. And it's a protest against the mess of the country of Adab. Well, I suppose you do fight fire with fire.... Anyway, this is quite a nice entry, I do like the very offbeat quality of it, which is desperately needed after all that disco and dancing.

Kalosia - In The City

POWERS HOLD ME GOOD.... Kalosia has finally joined the modern era with a pop-rap number.. and a great one at that! With a powerful message and a catchy beat, RTVK is going places! But watch them immediately return to the 1960s next edition.

Lactatia - It's Time To Lactate

*Urho is weeping in joy*
*He sniffles, before managing to speak*
This.. this is why Lactatia was chosen to host. I have not cried this much since Izmedu's last ballad. I swear to the powers I'm gonna cause flood damage in my booth.

Postman Sayoc - Postman Sayoc

Apparently this nation entered a song about itself. I'm kinda confused but we'll move on. So this song is about something that happened in America, and with that event in mind, oh hold me this is funny. This was a gloriously executed performance, from the simple, mocking ditty to the inert mail bombs thrown into the audience. Nicely done!

Aloquirbe - Turn It Up

Oh wow, Aloquirbe is back and better than ever! A much-needed injection of sexuality and a banger of a tune. I'm so glad that this replaced Britonisea. They'd probably have sent some overhyped serious drudgery anyway. Ugh. Love me a good climax, and those ladies and men really gave me what I wanted.

Saviera - Fire and Furry

So. I... I suppose this is Mister Yiffers's type of thing. And yes, a wonderfully entertaining performance with a surprise twist at the end! I am elated that Saviera has moved on from the lazy crooning it was sending some time ago.

1zmedu - Shine

Yeah this is a frail and futile attempt to be Izmedu. It's mustier than the bed that was described in the lyrics.

Togonistan - Heads Up

So this is very reminiscent of SterGo100 song from WHF35 by Vaporiz, called "Destruição", and it would normally be quite good. But here... it's a disappointment. It is a step up from 1zmedu though.

Libereco kaj Paco - Kion ĝi signifas?

Well this is a great debut... but it came in the wrong edition. Try again in WV70, my friend. In this edition, it's not "Mia vivo 'stas feko", it's "Mia kanto 'stas feko". Decent staging, though. Needs more scantily clad performers to fit in for this edition. Pelvic gyration would help. Yeah, I'd facepalm too, but this broadcaster is out of the loop so I'll give em a pass.

Squaredisc City - Ivor Won't You Wax Your Crack

*Urho is on the floor, wheezing, and soaking the floor with tears*
My... my will is in my husband's care.... thank you good world... this is exactly how I've always wanted to die...

Llalta - Like Memories

*Urho is no longer on the floor. He sits up, visibly annoyed*
Oh what is this trash. Turn it off. This is worse than Indo States's plagiarized entry. LBN has major lessons to learn from Indo States and Western Edeltia.

Move on already. For the love of the powers above. May the powers below eat this entry whole and remove it from our memories. The interval act is next

Save us, Lactatia.

Interval Act - Pineapple

AH! Some proper music! Moving on from the-song-that-must-not-be-named that was just performed before this, Lactatia has given us a top-notch interval act about proper dietary considerations before engaging in intimacy. Instructions that everyone should follow, honestly! And thank all the powers that be for this act that saved this contest from the travesty that it nearly ended on. But good news! A stunning song and a top-tier performer, what a show! Thank you for all you have done, Lactatia, and I hope this contest will forever be remembered in WorldVision history!

Thank you and from the seat of Urho Senft, good night!!!

by **Todlichebujoku** » Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:09 am

TÖDLICHEBUJOKI VOTES

Wynstann Heafod, Feldlandish-Tödlichebujoki underwear model

Hello, Tampon Bay. That was a very fun! contest that you had on tonight, thank you much. Here are the Tödlichebujoki votes:

Yes, so our 8 points go to... MERCEDINI. G I M M E T H A T D.
Our 10 points go to... NORMANDY AND PICARDY. I am definitely open to sponsoring Masturba-tea.
And finally our 12 points go to... ANTAHBRANTAHSTAN. As you can tell, I am wigless.

Anyway, kiitos Lactatia, thanc īow for this wonderful night! Kiraya and Anja, I believe in you.

by **Mercedini** » Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:34 am

"Good evening Lactatia, we hope we aren't milking it (aha). This is Zoloroni calling! Taki Taki very much for a fantastic show and best of luck to all of the artists tonight, it's been a long show, some good, song bad; but it's been thoroughly enjoyable all the way through. Without further ado, here are the points from the combined Mercedinian televote and jury..."

1 - Postman Sayoc
2 - Aloquirbe
3 - Vartugia
4 - Adab
5 - Togonistan
6 - Electrum Diplomatic Offices
7 - Ardoki

"Thanks Milky Bois. See you soon!"

by **Izmedu** » Mon Dec 03, 2018 12:46 pm

Natallija Tomcic, Izmeduan singer

"Dobra vecer Lactatia! Heyyyyy, this is the original Izmeduan bad girl, la mala troika, calling. I'm here to serve up some points because I needed the paycheck and my name in this contest. No shade to Hrzenjak, Planeta, Anja, or Prudencija really, but y'all should've called me to serve some real Izmeduan fire. Anyway, oh yeah, the points. Here's the lower ones."

1 point: Mercedini
2 points: Todlichebujoku
3 points: Darkmania
4 points: Libereco kaj Paco
5 points: 1zmedu
6 points: Normandy and Picardy
7 points: Antahbrantahstan

"It's time for those thicc points."

by **Axuva** » Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:58 pm

12: Izmedu

10: Aloquirbe

8: Main Nation Ministry

7: Wazekia

6: Tödlichebujoku

5: Kalosia

4: Saveria

3: Normandy and Picardy

2: Llalta

1: Electrum Diplomatic Offices

by **Lactatia** » Mon Dec 03, 2018 6:21 pm

Mister Yiffer McOwO VI: OwO thats it wittle guys! we have a winner!

the camera cuts to the LED screen in the back

Mister Yiffer McOwO VI: and the winneh of teh 69th worldvision song contest is... Antahbrantahstan! congratuwations ^w^!!!

Mister Yiffer McOwO VI: another big fuzzy congratuwations to our wovely winner! thank u all for coming to lactatia and we hope u had fun! thank u and see you next edition!

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