[title] Hectic Heraldry
[desc] During your recent visit to Maxtopia, you were prevented from using your personal logo because of its close resemblance to the coat of arms of a prominent Maxtopian family.
[validity] must not have titles of nobility
[option] “Get this elitist propaganda out of here,” says gun-toting, patriot @@RANDOMNAME@@. “Our ancestors didn’t fight to rid of a king for no reason. This is absolutely disrespectful on the part of the Maxtopians. I say we put a new tariff on . . . everything!”
[effect] mean words are met economic sanctions
[option] “You know . . . the Maxtopians were absolutely right,” says your Minister of the Interior who just happens to descend from on the nation's oldest families. “We should follow their lead and establish a College of Arms to record this history and so they can fine all pretenders and throw them in jai . . . In fact, we need a new legislative body just as our noble ancestors did: a new House of Lords.” He pauses, remembering that the issue was caused by you in the first place. "I'm sure we could come up with some totally accurate family tree proving your right to arms."
[effect] the historical nobility has been returned to their position of power
[option] “No need to destroy such wonderful history or enforce such archaic ideas as nobility,” chimes your Minister of Art and Culture. “We can document all of the coat of arms in a publicly accessible library. That way these ‘nobles’ can be satisfied while protecting those who just might not have the right ancestors. It might take a few extra tax dollars but look at West Smalltopia. It’s worked great there.”
[effect] public funds are being diverted to find the best shield drawers
Edit: New draft in progress