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Wolflandil
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Posts: 183
Founded: Jun 15, 2014
Father Knows Best State

YL awakes and finds the AN's leader next to you in bed...3

Postby Wolflandil » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:36 pm

The third thread made of this topic. If you dont know what to do, make your leader react to waking up next to the leader of the nation above...
civilization
Just your average space fairing magic slinging were-animals.
[This nation does not follow NS Stats.]
Tier:8
Level:8
Type:9
Comparitive Power:5
According to this scale
/The Embassy Program of Wolflandil
Almazic News: AI invades Zheltyy Controled planet, Zheltaya Armiya has been deployed. Wolfic Man attempts to assault a waitress, after the waitress threw him through a brick wall he became the first Wolfic who died in a hospital In two decades. Wolfic Army begins massive rearmament.

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Destructive Government Economic System
Minister
 
Posts: 2594
Founded: Jun 15, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Destructive Government Economic System » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:41 pm

How in the name of almighty tyrant DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-Il did you not get crushed by my gargantuan-sized body?

You are the biggest enigma to me...


-The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES
"All I wish is to see the world burn."
-The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES
(By the way, the DGES is a servant to DEAREST LEADER of Psychotic Dictatorships.)
Just your typical guy who wants to have fun. Don't take this nation seriously,
ever.
I DO NOT use NS stats!
Keshiland literally wrote:I would give it a no. A country that lies about how free, or how great, or how humanitarian it is can never be developed. Example, NK lies and says they are democratic and are not, the US lies and says we are free yet we incarcerate millions for a medical plant. See we are basically a larger more populated North Korea.


ALSO, READ THIS!

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Ungvarnfjall
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Posts: 93
Founded: Sep 03, 2018
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Ungvarnfjall » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:43 pm

"DRAGON! DRAGON! AAAAHHHH!!!"

-High Jarl Ælla Alfsdottir
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ᚷᛚᛟᚱᛝ ᛟᚠ ᛏᚻᛖ ᚷᛟᛞᛋ ᚷᚢᛁᛞᛖ ᛝᛟᚢ!

The Ungvarn Herald:~ The Winter Raid has begun. This year, the Suderfjall Band will be attacking Sithkenga Island of Ashland. • • • The Dervish Isles officially renames itself as The Senatorial Republic of Ashland. • • • The Eastern Kingdoms have mysteriously fallen into anarchy, noble houses stake new and old claims across the continent. • • • Wheat prices are currently dropping, with sugar at an all-time-high. • • • The Order has officially declared Ragnar Throrsson, Son of Ælla as Heir to Ungvarnfjall.
Current Month: Førrasnjár
HAPPY YULE!

Say NO to NS Stats.
What you just read is probably a callout post.
You better hope this nation doesn't represent my views

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Black Providence
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Mar 28, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Black Providence » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:45 pm

"Hello, great dragon. If you want to see my dimension burn, I regret to inform you that my dimension is made of the Void which is not flammable."

AN: "Greetings. Please kindly provide me a reason not to throw you out of the Citadel."
- Black Providence
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"Infinite Knowledge Is Only Forbidden When You Are Too Fragile To Accept It."
Our Lord and Savior

An endless dimension separated from human world, set in similar universe to real life -- but all supernaturals, religions, mythologies and occult are real and it all composes a living nightmare. Ruled by a totalitarian ancient deity -- worship the all-seeing eye and pray that Black Providence save you! Despite popular beliefs, Black Providence is a diety of forbidden/infinite knowledge and a patron saint of academics.
DLC of Zitravgrad's canon. 1 out of 10 people notice that both nations' leaders look almost the same.

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Valmare
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Oct 21, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Valmare » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:45 pm

“Not one word. Not. One.”

- Elected Admiral
A level 16 civilization (Tier 6, Level 0, Type 5), according to this index.

The Valmare Confederacy does not 100% reflect my views.
Valmare 8values score

All factbooks to be considered works-in-progress as they are constantly being changed and updated.
NS stats are not always an accurate representation of the state of Valmare, depending on the statistic in question.

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Teutonican Empire
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Mar 11, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby Teutonican Empire » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:45 pm

"I think you're in the wrong bedroom, honey. Let's have my guards correct this. Guards, escort this woman out! Send her back home, too. Yes, she's in trouble. Move along, Alfsdottir, bye now!"
- Her Revered and Sublime Majesty, Empress Lune III de Silurie

AN
"Who are you again?"
(Can't do much without a leader factbook.)
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Overview Leader Anthem
The Teutonican Empire is an FT Empire of squid-like warrior people, set 1100 years in the future, with strangely Napoleonic or French culture.

Average lifespan of a Teutonican increased by 3 years from 44 to 47, average expected lifespan now at 89

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Valmare
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Oct 21, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Valmare » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:48 pm

Teutonican Empire wrote:"I think you're in the wrong bedroom, honey. Let's have my guards correct this. Guards, escort this woman out! Send her back home, too. Yes, she's in trouble. Move along, Alfsdottir, bye now!"
- Her Revered and Sublime Majesty, Empress Lune III de Silurie

AN
"Who are you again?"
(Can't do much without a leader factbook.)


My bad, still getting that up. Been lazy as of late.
/skip
A level 16 civilization (Tier 6, Level 0, Type 5), according to this index.

The Valmare Confederacy does not 100% reflect my views.
Valmare 8values score

All factbooks to be considered works-in-progress as they are constantly being changed and updated.
NS stats are not always an accurate representation of the state of Valmare, depending on the statistic in question.

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Black Providence
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Mar 28, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Black Providence » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:50 pm

Valmare wrote:“Not one word. Not. One.”

- Elected Admiral

"I would say the same to you but I don't think any soul will believe your claim to have woken up next to a giant black octopus."

/skip
"Infinite Knowledge Is Only Forbidden When You Are Too Fragile To Accept It."
Our Lord and Savior

An endless dimension separated from human world, set in similar universe to real life -- but all supernaturals, religions, mythologies and occult are real and it all composes a living nightmare. Ruled by a totalitarian ancient deity -- worship the all-seeing eye and pray that Black Providence save you! Despite popular beliefs, Black Providence is a diety of forbidden/infinite knowledge and a patron saint of academics.
DLC of Zitravgrad's canon. 1 out of 10 people notice that both nations' leaders look almost the same.

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The City-State of Palmont
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 59
Founded: Apr 27, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby The City-State of Palmont » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:59 pm

Teutonican Empire wrote:"I think you're in the wrong bedroom, honey. Let's have my guards correct this. Guards, escort this woman out! Send her back home, too. Yes, she's in trouble. Move along, Alfsdottir, bye now!"
- Her Revered and Sublime Majesty, Empress Lune III de Silurie


"... I seriously don't want to know, just get out before the neighbor of the apartment 208 smells you and asks for a piece" - Nikki
CPU got fried... Shit.

NS Stats were cut by EA due to crunching.
This nation represents my views, particularly in the methodology of the police force.
This nation is effectively based off NFS: Carbon
Light theme users! Prepare to suffer!
Longer wheelbase, steelies, lightbar, slightly less powerful V8 and a bowtie badge. Yet still kicks ass.

Palmont PD internal broadcasts: *Static* Attention all units, we got reports of a possible 11-50, at the Julius Palmont Mixed School in the Old Quarter. Suspect is armed and dangerous according to reports, use of 10-51 is authorized, over. *Static* 10-4 dispatch, this is 4-Carter-13, going 10-6 ETA two minutes *Static* Roger 4-Carter, treat it like a street race. *The channel is flooded by countless units wanting to attend*

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The Zravvisk
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Posts: 11
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Zravvisk » Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:00 pm

Teutonican Empire wrote:"I think you're in the wrong bedroom, honey. Let's have my guards correct this. Guards, escort this woman out! Send her back home, too. Yes, she's in trouble. Move along, Alfsdottir, bye now!"
- Her Revered and Sublime Majesty, Empress Lune III de Silurie

AN
"Who are you again?"
(Can't do much without a leader factbook.)

"Empress, while I respect what you did to modernize your nation, what makes you think you have the right to come in here while I'm asleep? Why are you even sleeping in here? Your species always complains that our beds are too hard."
-Valstrath Dragua

@AN
"When did you get in here and why? Did you not think what would happen if I rolled over at any point?"
-Valstrath Dragua
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Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with ketchup.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode, if everyone in the Federation was a space dragon and spiritual.

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:They believe the stars are full of wonder, when they are, in fact, GIANT, BURNING DEMON-SPHERES OF SIGHT-BLINDING, GRAVITY-CREATING, LIFE-ENDING, OVERALL DEADLINESS.

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Tigrexia
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: May 09, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Tigrexia » Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:02 pm

The Zravvisk wrote:
Teutonican Empire wrote:"I think you're in the wrong bedroom, honey. Let's have my guards correct this. Guards, escort this woman out! Send her back home, too. Yes, she's in trouble. Move along, Alfsdottir, bye now!"
- Her Revered and Sublime Majesty, Empress Lune III de Silurie

AN
"Who are you again?"
(Can't do much without a leader factbook.)

"Empress, while I respect what you did to modernize your nation, what makes you think you have the right to come in here while I'm asleep? Why are you even sleeping in here? Your species always complains that our beds are too hard."
-Valstrath Dragua

@AN
Pending

"While this is quite comfortable, may you please leave before my wife comes home? Or at least go into the living room for a cup of coffee."
-Ghost Tigrex
My region is set during the Star Trek Online timeline, so the year is 2410. Tigrexia is a member of both the Klingon Empire and the Romulan Republic. So we are an FT Nation.

Liberation Definition: the act of setting someone free from imprisonment, slavery, or oppression; release.
freedom from limits on thought or behavior.

Invasion Definition:an unwelcome intrusion into another's domain.
an incursion by a large number of people or things into a place or sphere of activity.

Learn the difference.


Does this nation represent my views? I don't know. Is it important? No.


And remember, I am the Senate!

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Teutonican Empire
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Mar 11, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby Teutonican Empire » Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:03 pm

Disclaimer time:

Teutonicans don't smell fishy. As a predatory race they're naturally going to have a pretty weak scent.

As for Zravvisk, not sure where you got that from. Why would a combat-oriented race complain about beds, especially when they're not modernized entirely?


/skip
Overview Leader Anthem
The Teutonican Empire is an FT Empire of squid-like warrior people, set 1100 years in the future, with strangely Napoleonic or French culture.

Average lifespan of a Teutonican increased by 3 years from 44 to 47, average expected lifespan now at 89

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The Zravvisk
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Posts: 11
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Zravvisk » Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:13 pm

Teutonican Empire wrote:Disclaimer time:

Teutonicans don't smell fishy. As a predatory race they're naturally going to have a pretty weak scent.

As for Zravvisk, not sure where you got that from. Why would a combat-oriented race complain about beds, especially when they're not modernized entirely?


/skip

Because our beds tend a cleared spot on the steel floor with maybe a cushion or two.
/SKIP
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with ketchup.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode, if everyone in the Federation was a space dragon and spiritual.

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:They believe the stars are full of wonder, when they are, in fact, GIANT, BURNING DEMON-SPHERES OF SIGHT-BLINDING, GRAVITY-CREATING, LIFE-ENDING, OVERALL DEADLINESS.

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Teutonican Empire
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Mar 11, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby Teutonican Empire » Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:16 pm

The Zravvisk wrote:-snip-

That's not really that bad. Plenty of humans can deal with that.
/skip
Overview Leader Anthem
The Teutonican Empire is an FT Empire of squid-like warrior people, set 1100 years in the future, with strangely Napoleonic or French culture.

Average lifespan of a Teutonican increased by 3 years from 44 to 47, average expected lifespan now at 89

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The Biggles Syndicate
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 359
Founded: May 18, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The Biggles Syndicate » Fri Nov 09, 2018 9:28 pm

"Thank God I had a conference down in the southern lands at the time. Just what was that weird guy doing in my bed?"
- President Valence

"Sir, we are unaware. For some weird reason, those disappointing degenerates in the cities are selling 'body pillows' of you."
- Syndicate Intelligence Officer Skybrow

"Geez...could you imagine the shenanigans that could ensue? What if one of them were to put one of those pillows in another leader's bed and they'd think it was me? No, wait...there's no way that would happen. Maybe all of this talk of those gravitational anomalies is getting me too nervous."
- President Valence
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Astoriya
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Posts: 108
Founded: Oct 04, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Astoriya » Fri Nov 09, 2018 10:42 pm

'...why are you in my bed, and can you please get out?' -RP
*proceeds to fall asleep again'
Probably the world's first abolisher of the death penalty (since ~5701 BC)
WABC-1 Weather - Footscray 16° Lincoln 19° Nivas 4°
News - ACT to get ~16 inches of snow within next week / A new trend sweeping Astoria - rat & opossum cafes

[☮] - Copy and paste this into your signature if you are a pacifist.
[✩] - Copy and paste this in your signature if your country is a republic
n a r f
IC name: Astoria | OOC name: RJ
Formerly known as Kayana until around 2015
NS stats unashamedly used except population and tax rate (it's actually 10%) but we won't go into that
A level 8 nation according to https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018

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The Zravvisk
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Zravvisk » Fri Nov 09, 2018 10:46 pm

"How and why do you humans keep coming in here? I thought I fixed that lock. Is there something you need that was too urgent to not wait for me to open my office, but not enough to wake me?"
-Valstrath Dragua
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with ketchup.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode, if everyone in the Federation was a space dragon and spiritual.

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:They believe the stars are full of wonder, when they are, in fact, GIANT, BURNING DEMON-SPHERES OF SIGHT-BLINDING, GRAVITY-CREATING, LIFE-ENDING, OVERALL DEADLINESS.

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Fallen Albali
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 07, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Fallen Albali » Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:19 pm

"What the fuck?! You need to get lost, I really do not care how big you are."
- Amaki
Fallen Albali is set after an AI uprising that completely decimated the Albalians, who formerly controlled most of the Virgo Supercluster
IC year is 15 381 | Tech level is basically FFT with no spaceships | Population is ~12.1 million
Fluttershy sucks
Light Theme Master Race

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Bluelight-R006
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 457
Founded: Mar 31, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Bluelight-R006 » Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:23 pm

”WHO are you and WHAT are you doing in my bed? WHAT did we do last night??? Get away you daughters of immorality!”
DO NOT USE OUR CORRUPT NSstats! REAL STATS: HERE!
A SIMPLE EXPLANATION
A ridiculously overpowered Realm that takes up almost 100% of all existence ever known. Info on us lie here, and here. We also have a god-like leader who possesses all the powers of our Magical God.
NATION TYPE AND LEADER
Benevolent Dictatorship.
For information on our powerful, immortal leader, go here.
INTERESTING TALKS BY A LIGHTIAN OF THE REALM
Time Travel Paradoxes
A 0/-∞ civilisation according to this.
A Class A civilisation on
this.
Rated 10/10 in power on
this.
Rated 0.07 (0.066) on
this.

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Ungvarnfjall
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Posts: 93
Founded: Sep 03, 2018
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Ungvarnfjall » Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:26 pm

"Where is Thorir? You answer now, or I will take your throat."

-High Jarl Ælla Alfsdottir
ᚷᛚᛟᚱᛝ ᛟᚠ ᛏᚻᛖ ᚷᛟᛞᛋ ᚷᚢᛁᛞᛖ ᛝᛟᚢ!

The Ungvarn Herald:~ The Winter Raid has begun. This year, the Suderfjall Band will be attacking Sithkenga Island of Ashland. • • • The Dervish Isles officially renames itself as The Senatorial Republic of Ashland. • • • The Eastern Kingdoms have mysteriously fallen into anarchy, noble houses stake new and old claims across the continent. • • • Wheat prices are currently dropping, with sugar at an all-time-high. • • • The Order has officially declared Ragnar Throrsson, Son of Ælla as Heir to Ungvarnfjall.
Current Month: Førrasnjár
HAPPY YULE!

Say NO to NS Stats.
What you just read is probably a callout post.
You better hope this nation doesn't represent my views

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Hystaria
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Posts: 92
Founded: Jul 04, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Hystaria » Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:27 pm

Bluelight-R006 wrote:”WHO are you and WHAT are you doing in my bed? WHAT did we do last night??? Get away you daughters of immorality!”

...did I just fuck a magic religious hippy....of an empire.
WHAT THE FUCK
(Please quote me in forums to find your response, please, that would be nice.)
Trade with me, trade without Idelogys harming us, Money doesn't care what side you are on.
A [Tier:9 Level:1 Type:9
Power Comparator: (see below)5.2, according to this index.

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Deutschess Kaiserreich
Envoy
 
Posts: 249
Founded: Sep 23, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Deutschess Kaiserreich » Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:36 pm

Hystaria wrote:
Bluelight-R006 wrote:”WHO are you and WHAT are you doing in my bed? WHAT did we do last night??? Get away you daughters of immorality!”

...did I just fuck a magic religious hippy....of an empire.
WHAT THE FUCK

Did we just have sex
-Kaiserin Victoria Louise the second
The Deutsche Kaiserreich
The Kaiserriech is an alternative history timeline where the Kaiserriech won the First Welkreig. Currently, the Kaiserriech is a constitutional Monarchy with both a Parliment and a Prime Minister. Our current leader is Victoria Louise Adelheid Mathilde Charlotte the Second and is rumored to be dating [REDACTED]. For more information


Current date: 1961
A.U.S troops engage Federal troops|PRC troops begin to assault Saigon. Kaiserriech's outer defenses holding.|CCSA enters active mobalisation|Malaya engages PRC ships in the South China Sea. Malaya losses battle but PRC losses 12 destroyers and 34 planes|Hawwai leaves the CCSA after coup|

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Hystaria
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Posts: 92
Founded: Jul 04, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Hystaria » Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:43 pm

Deutschess Kaiserreich wrote:
Hystaria wrote:...did I just fuck a magic religious hippy....of an empire.
WHAT THE FUCK

Did we just have sex
-Kaiserin Victoria Louise the second

Yes, we may have.
-Maxim Gorgen, riser of the ashes
/skip
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(Please quote me in forums to find your response, please, that would be nice.)
Trade with me, trade without Idelogys harming us, Money doesn't care what side you are on.
A [Tier:9 Level:1 Type:9
Power Comparator: (see below)5.2, according to this index.

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My Own Imagination
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Aug 13, 2018
Corporate Bordello

Postby My Own Imagination » Sat Nov 10, 2018 1:54 am

“...I’m thinking of a current blonde joke that might apply to you...”
- The Self-Insert Gary Stu
Noose: I don’t have to look, I know there is Peni Parker Rule 34 already.
#StopLewdingTheSpiderLoli
You don’t deserve to be known as the ‘most avoidable user’ here. Only I can have that, not you.
You will punch sharks. When not punching sharks, you will be planning on punching sharks. You will be developing new ways to punch sharks. You will read about punching sharks. You will write about punching sharks. You will study punching sharks. You will dream about punching sharks. You will jump the shark. You will collect and contain paranormal objects, and then use them to beat up sharks.

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Zitravgrad
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1036
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Sat Nov 10, 2018 2:30 am

"Please kindly refrain from that. It is inappropriate... otherwise known as I am sick of hearing those jokes."
- Dr. Feodora Alexeievna Miroslavskaya, First Lady
"Order and Solidarity under the Blue Banner!"
OverviewLeadersQ&AEmbassyOOC Things
Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a PMT nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of Soviet Union and War and Peace, messed up by steampunk. It has strong energy, mining and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. It is expecting an election in December 2018. NSStats not used, I will make a chart for it.
We are pacifists -- once a war starts we will end it as soon as possible with our Pacifierotov-2000

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