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The AL is carrying YL (bridal style)...was das reaction?

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My Own Imagination
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Founded: Aug 13, 2018
Corporate Bordello

The AL is carrying YL (bridal style)...was das reaction?

Postby My Own Imagination » Mon Nov 05, 2018 11:06 pm

Made Up Scenario: Alright, so the above leader is carrying your leader, Bridal Style. Cute isn’t it? Ja? Nein?

How did it all come to this? I dunno. I’m out of creative ideas. At least the ‘How does YL react to AL’s pickup line’ works.

So let’s get started.

“...Oh...right...”
- The Self-Insert Gary Stu


*already convinced that this is a huge mistake as Gary cannot carrying someone in his arms bridal style*
- The Self-Insert Gary Stu
My Own Imagination represents politics I don’t support except self-deprecation and other things except politics.
I am gonna be an awesome dad.
Food shortage problem points to man with a disturbing disability. Solution to problem not in sight. Alternative solution is killing one’s self.
You don’t deserve to be known as the ‘most avoidable user’ here. Only I can have that, not you.
You will punch sharks. When not punching sharks, you will be planning on punching sharks. You will be developing new ways to punch sharks. You will read about punching sharks. You will write about punching sharks. You will study punching sharks. You will dream about punching sharks. You will jump the shark. You will collect and contain paranormal objects, and then use them to beat up sharks.

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Dawetid
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Posts: 537
Founded: Jul 12, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dawetid » Mon Nov 05, 2018 11:08 pm

„Please put me down, as I do not appreciate it.”
– Quark Hsuan-doong
Republic of Dawetid
Dávḕtʹə́d M̆jìnk̆vók
ဒးဝေႇထၢ့ဒ်းမျိန်ႇကွို့က်း
達偉特民國

Ministry of Foreign Affairs:
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This is the ideal nation, you must like it… or not, I don’t care.
We are not Nationalist China or Taiwan, though we are very similar.
Phrase of the week:
none
  • Discord server
  • 2018.11.17 Greatest shame in history – we will never forget
  • No matter how advanced you (think you) are, if you don’t have morals then you are not civilized.
  • To the particular user, if I ever meet you in person, I’ll pick you out, degenerate scum.
မျိန်ႇကွို့က်းသိန်မျို့န်ႇ/M̆jìnk̆vók Sinm̆jòn: Investigation of murdered child in Gyungwah Park concluded, culprit found to be a descendant of the founder of the traitorous puppet regime "Dawetidish Socialist Republic". Now arrested.

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The Canadian Confederacy of Provinces
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Posts: 61
Founded: Jun 27, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Canadian Confederacy of Provinces » Tue Nov 06, 2018 12:16 am

WTF!!!???
How did this happen? did you drug me!?!?
#MEASWELL!!!!

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Valentine Z
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Posts: 3375
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Tue Nov 06, 2018 12:18 am

Wow, you are pretty strong to carry me like this, but.... damn it, I am already married!
- Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing

Hahahah, aww, you two look cute! I'm not jealous, but I must take a photo for this awkward and funny moment! :P
- Exuberant Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya « La Amoureux Chéri » Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn Trini Clementine Hollie Harumi
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Sierlijke und Verwonderlijk Feline Utopia et its Heerlijk Autonomous Opperheerschappij ov Valentine Z !
>>> >>> >>> Our Most Evaluative Q&A yet. <<< <<< <<<
• About me.
• You thought I'm a She. But it is I, a dude!
Silver Commonwealth is the long-lost, evil, and short brother of Valentine Z!
• Eat my freaking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
NEWS: Gwen back to 10 feet. Told to stop drinking weird liquids.

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Zitravgrad
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Posts: 1008
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Tue Nov 06, 2018 12:45 am

"Please kindly put me down. Being held hostage at 50 meters above the ground is not a pleasant experience."
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky, Chairman of Zitravgrad
"Order and Solidarity under the Blue Banner!"
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Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a PMT nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of Soviet Union and War and Peace, messed up by steampunk. It has strong energy, mining and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. It is expecting an election in December 2018. NSStats not used, but somewhat acceptable.
Kremlin's Press: Discussion over Blue Cross International's foreign missions: How well-armed should a doctor be? | Two drivers fought over car accident, both severely injured and now their lawyers and insurances and fighting.
I'm too lazy to do more factbooks.

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Rynese Empire
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Founded: May 17, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Rynese Empire » Tue Nov 06, 2018 12:49 am

(Pre-Mythra)

"Oh... ummm... I'm not entirely opposed to this but... please put me down soon..."
- Tiara Iren-Takahashi, Kaiserrin of the Rynese Empire

(Post-Mythra)

"Please put me down right this instant or you're getting both burned AND getting a pulse ray to the face. I'm not even kidding, i'm debating with myself if i should shoot you with a pulse rifle or not. Only one singular person has the right to carry me like this - and it for sure ain't you!"
- Tiara Iren-Takahashi, Kaiserrin of the Rynese Order and the Kingdom and Czechia, Driver of the Aegis 'Mythra'.

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Dawetid
Diplomat
 
Posts: 537
Founded: Jul 12, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dawetid » Tue Nov 06, 2018 2:30 am

“Since you said it, why are you doing this to me?”
– Quark Hsuan-doong
Republic of Dawetid
Dávḕtʹə́d M̆jìnk̆vók
ဒးဝေႇထၢ့ဒ်းမျိန်ႇကွို့က်း
達偉特民國

Ministry of Foreign Affairs:
Q/A | Embassy Programme
This is the ideal nation, you must like it… or not, I don’t care.
We are not Nationalist China or Taiwan, though we are very similar.
Phrase of the week:
none
  • Discord server
  • 2018.11.17 Greatest shame in history – we will never forget
  • No matter how advanced you (think you) are, if you don’t have morals then you are not civilized.
  • To the particular user, if I ever meet you in person, I’ll pick you out, degenerate scum.
မျိန်ႇကွို့က်းသိန်မျို့န်ႇ/M̆jìnk̆vók Sinm̆jòn: Investigation of murdered child in Gyungwah Park concluded, culprit found to be a descendant of the founder of the traitorous puppet regime "Dawetidish Socialist Republic". Now arrested.

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The Zravvisk
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Zravvisk » Tue Nov 06, 2018 2:34 am

"I'm impressed. Most members of your species have trouble lifting half a ton, let alone my weight. What is your workout?"
-Valstrath Dragua
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with ketchup.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode, if everyone in the Federation was a space dragon and spiritual.

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:They believe the stars are full of wonder, when they are, in fact, GIANT, BURNING DEMON-SPHERES OF SIGHT-BLINDING, GRAVITY-CREATING, LIFE-ENDING, OVERALL DEADLINESS.

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Wawakanatote
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Posts: 184
Founded: Feb 19, 2012
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Wawakanatote » Tue Nov 06, 2018 2:37 am

*paralyzed by fear as a freakin giant space lizard is holding her captive*-Chairwoman Song Liyuan
OOC Factbook
Pro: Marxism-Leninism, Socialism,
Leninism, Mao, Deng, Xi

Neutral: Left Wing Nationalism
Anti: Ultra-Leftism, Capitalism,
Fascism, Nazism, Imperialism

Economic: -9
Social: 2
Full Nation Name: Supranational Union of Socialist Republics
Government: Federal Engelist-Laximist One-Party Socialist Republic
Political Leaders: C. Song Liyuan, V.C. Lev Bronshtein
National Anthem: "Loyalty to the Country"
The Supranational Union welcomes you! - Roza Pankova, SUSR Minister Of Communications
"Peace, Equality, Unity"|"Мир, равенство, единство"|"和平,平等,团结"

For more information go to: Our National Factbook

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Zitravgrad
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Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Tue Nov 06, 2018 4:22 am

"This is not how it works. This is not how any of this works."
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky, Chairman of Zitravgrad
"Order and Solidarity under the Blue Banner!"
OverviewLeadersPlaylistTravel GuideQ&AEmbassy
Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a PMT nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of Soviet Union and War and Peace, messed up by steampunk. It has strong energy, mining and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. It is expecting an election in December 2018. NSStats not used, but somewhat acceptable.
Kremlin's Press: Discussion over Blue Cross International's foreign missions: How well-armed should a doctor be? | Two drivers fought over car accident, both severely injured and now their lawyers and insurances and fighting.
I'm too lazy to do more factbooks.

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Kyoki Chudoku
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 433
Founded: Apr 28, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kyoki Chudoku » Tue Nov 06, 2018 4:24 am

“You have five seconds to explain this situation before I kill you. Start. Talking.”

-Aozora Chiyumi, Supreme Overlady of All Reality
This nation exists for fun and insanity, not to represent my actual views which are much more mundane and boring.
Also, I don't use NS stats. So please ignore them.
Current Status (yes, I'm bad at keeping this updated): Asleep

TG me for a free cookie. May contain traces of hydrogen cyanide.

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Victoriaans Nederlands
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 61
Founded: Oct 01, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Victoriaans Nederlands » Tue Nov 06, 2018 4:26 am

Kyoki Chudoku wrote:“You have five seconds to explain this situation before I kill you. Start. Talking.”

-Aozora Chiyumi, Supreme Overlady of All Reality


Well, well, my lady, I am just surprised that you are able to carry me, with the armor and everything. So... where are we going? ;)
- Foresittend Marcus Alan Ariel Maximillian Swifty Felix Prometheus Revlin Lynx Artyom Lichtenstein Haydn Taal Reynolds J. Fang Wu Ying
A puppet of Valentine Z.
The Herrlich Opperheerschappij of Victoriaans Nederlands - Scandinavian and European paradise. Seen as a combination of Netherlands, Germany and Russia. Civil and Political Rights are plenty, but with limits.
Okstovskaya wrote:Not a flag, -10/10
Using an image sourced from a cartoon, intended for the young, for a country's flag is a close approximation of using anime photos as PfP's on YouTube. Seriously, you need to learn vexillology, kid.
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Easy, Samantha-Higgs. The others are crap, but [Victoriaans Nederlands] is the shit king.

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The Rapture Republic
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Posts: 309
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Rapture Republic » Tue Nov 06, 2018 4:27 am

Kyoki Chudoku wrote:“You have five seconds to explain this situation before I kill you. Start. Talking.”

-Aozora Chiyumi, Supreme Overlady of All Reality

”(*Sweats tensely, when realizing Aozora is a yandere.*)”
-VictorNet

AN:”Can you put me down, please?”
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[|Rapture Tribune|] The Graveyard of a Gallian Prince, who died at the early of 15 in the 1400s. Has reportedly been robbed - reports the Valkyrian Authorities of Vichy Gallia. | The Ministry has refused to comment on the issue. |

NS stats are not used at all.This nation is in the state of turtle-slow development. Estimated completion, 2100.

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The City-State of Palmont
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 59
Founded: Apr 27, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The City-State of Palmont » Tue Nov 06, 2018 2:24 pm

"ARE YOU INSANE?! LET ME DOWN RIGHT NOW! YOU OVERPOWERED MALE CORTANA!" - Nikki, trying to get off
CPU got fried... Shit.

NS Stats were cut by EA due to crunching.
This nation represents my views, particularly in the methodology of the police force.
This nation is effectively based off NFS: Carbon
Light theme users! Prepare to suffer!
Longer wheelbase, steelies, lightbar, slightly less powerful V8 and a bowtie badge. Yet still kicks ass.

Palmont PD internal broadcasts: *Static* Attention all units, we got reports of a possible 11-50, at the Julius Palmont Mixed School in the Old Quarter. Suspect is armed and dangerous according to reports, use of 10-51 is authorized, over. *Static* 10-4 dispatch, this is 4-Carter-13, going 10-6 ETA two minutes *Static* Roger 4-Carter, treat it like a street race. *The channel is flooded by countless units wanting to attend*

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Lethen Empire
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Posts: 1002
Founded: Dec 03, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Lethen Empire » Tue Nov 06, 2018 2:28 pm

"This is a fruitless effort. You'll pull a muscle before you can even go through with this. Just put me down already."
- Kaizer Luka IV, noting that Nikki is probably struggling to uphold his 6'4", 200+ lbs stature
Leader Anthem Overview
An alternate universe Letheny - where the monarchy never lost its power.

A 14 civilization, according to this index.
Current Year: 2017
Tech level: MT
We don't use NS stats!
IC Q&A Thread - Koningsplatz Alliance
TG me if you wanna talk, RP, or do whatever!
Lethen INA: (TIMESKIP OF A HALF-YEAR) Victory Day! The Lethen Imperial Army has raised the crowned flag over Baton Rouge - now renamed to "Viktorie" and now the home of 13,000 ecstatic colonists | Tempo! : Grüß Lezenreik to participate in the 73rd International Tankery Tournament, sending our best from the Imperial Cavalry School to lead the charge in friendly competition with our allies in Hinodia and Notovasia and the rest of the world.

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My Own Imagination
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Aug 13, 2018
Corporate Bordello

Postby My Own Imagination » Tue Nov 06, 2018 2:33 pm

“If I make fun of your appearance as this character made from MS Paint, are you gonna report it? If so, then do so.”
- The Self-Insert Mary Sue, arms crossed and unamused
My Own Imagination represents politics I don’t support except self-deprecation and other things except politics.
I am gonna be an awesome dad.
Food shortage problem points to man with a disturbing disability. Solution to problem not in sight. Alternative solution is killing one’s self.
You don’t deserve to be known as the ‘most avoidable user’ here. Only I can have that, not you.
You will punch sharks. When not punching sharks, you will be planning on punching sharks. You will be developing new ways to punch sharks. You will read about punching sharks. You will write about punching sharks. You will study punching sharks. You will dream about punching sharks. You will jump the shark. You will collect and contain paranormal objects, and then use them to beat up sharks.

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Lethen Empire
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Posts: 1002
Founded: Dec 03, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Lethen Empire » Tue Nov 06, 2018 3:52 pm

My Own Imagination wrote:“If I make fun of your appearance as this character made from MS Paint, are you gonna report it? If so, then do so.”
- The Self-Insert Mary Sue, arms crossed and unamused

Bro. Way overboard.
/skip
Leader Anthem Overview
An alternate universe Letheny - where the monarchy never lost its power.

A 14 civilization, according to this index.
Current Year: 2017
Tech level: MT
We don't use NS stats!
IC Q&A Thread - Koningsplatz Alliance
TG me if you wanna talk, RP, or do whatever!
Lethen INA: (TIMESKIP OF A HALF-YEAR) Victory Day! The Lethen Imperial Army has raised the crowned flag over Baton Rouge - now renamed to "Viktorie" and now the home of 13,000 ecstatic colonists | Tempo! : Grüß Lezenreik to participate in the 73rd International Tankery Tournament, sending our best from the Imperial Cavalry School to lead the charge in friendly competition with our allies in Hinodia and Notovasia and the rest of the world.

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North Saitama
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 140
Founded: Jul 04, 2017
Anarchy

Postby North Saitama » Tue Nov 06, 2018 5:58 pm

*flush red with embarrassment* "I know I am from the 20th century, but please put me down." -PM Yoshida Ryuuzuka
North Saitama Overview Current Year: 1989
Pro: Free-market economics, individual liberty, leeks
Anti: Socialism, tyranny:
Japan Regional Discord

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The Zravvisk
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Zravvisk » Tue Nov 06, 2018 10:28 pm

"We should do some tests to see how closely related our species are. And how your muscles are so powerful despite your small size."
-Valstrath Dragua
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with ketchup.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode, if everyone in the Federation was a space dragon and spiritual.

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:They believe the stars are full of wonder, when they are, in fact, GIANT, BURNING DEMON-SPHERES OF SIGHT-BLINDING, GRAVITY-CREATING, LIFE-ENDING, OVERALL DEADLINESS.

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Victorious Decepticons
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 7784
Founded: Sep 15, 2008
Corporate Police State

Postby Victorious Decepticons » Tue Nov 06, 2018 10:32 pm

So, you thought it'd be funny to pick me up while I was in a smaller format! Unfortunately, you have fallen for a trap...

*Turns off size-and-density changer*
*Regains normal size of 110 feet, and normal weight of over 20 tons*

"Aw, the biological was squashed flat by my sudden increase in size and mass. True, it was a big creature, but it didn't expect me to do THAT, so it just wasn't ready. That's a 'shame.' "

(ETA: OOC: A dragon, huh...Still, surely not as big and durable as a Decepticon!)
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No war RPs; no open RPs.

Explosive .50 cal shells vs. Decepticons: REAL, IRL PROOF the Decepticons would laugh at them - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeVTZlNQfPA
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?
Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.

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Tigrexia
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: May 09, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Tigrexia » Tue Nov 06, 2018 10:32 pm

The Zravvisk wrote:"We should do some tests to see how closely related our species are. And how your muscles are so powerful despite your small size."
-Valstrath Dragua

"Why can't I wake up like this every morning?"
-Ghost Tigrex
My region is set during the Star Trek Online timeline, so the year is 2410. Tigrexia is a member of both the Klingon Empire and the Romulan Republic. So we are an FT Nation.

Ghost Tigrex is missing! Why?!

Liberation Definition: the act of setting someone free from imprisonment, slavery, or oppression; release.
freedom from limits on thought or behavior.

Invasion Definition:an unwelcome intrusion into another's domain.
an incursion by a large number of people or things into a place or sphere of activity.

Learn the difference.


And remember, I am the Senate!

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Zitravgrad
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Posts: 1008
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Wed Nov 07, 2018 3:09 am

"Whatever floats your boat... but this really sinks my submarine."
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky, Chairman of Zitravgrad
"Order and Solidarity under the Blue Banner!"
OverviewLeadersPlaylistTravel GuideQ&AEmbassy
Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a PMT nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of Soviet Union and War and Peace, messed up by steampunk. It has strong energy, mining and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. It is expecting an election in December 2018. NSStats not used, but somewhat acceptable.
Kremlin's Press: Discussion over Blue Cross International's foreign missions: How well-armed should a doctor be? | Two drivers fought over car accident, both severely injured and now their lawyers and insurances and fighting.
I'm too lazy to do more factbooks.

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Waldenian Empire
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 44
Founded: Feb 04, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Waldenian Empire » Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:14 pm

"I demand that you put me down, lest I do it myself. Besides, this is rather improper for the both of us, Miroslavsky."
- Emperor Phoenix Stalhart
A PT nation set in 1817. Ruled by Emperor Phoenix the Great, who converted Waldenia from a backwards vassal to a world power.


Leader
NS stats not used!
Late PT Tech


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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10896
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:23 pm

Waldenian Empire wrote:"I demand that you put me down, lest I do it myself. Besides, this is rather improper for the both of us, Miroslavsky."
- Emperor Phoenix Stalhart

"You look a little pale. Maybe I should be carrying you."
-- General Marie-Louise Castro-Stalina (5'-0", 110 lb.)
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Waldenian Empire
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Posts: 44
Founded: Feb 04, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Waldenian Empire » Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:25 pm

Fatatatutti wrote:
Waldenian Empire wrote:"I demand that you put me down, lest I do it myself. Besides, this is rather improper for the both of us, Miroslavsky."
- Emperor Phoenix Stalhart

"You look a little pale. Maybe I should be carrying you."
-- General Marie-Louise Castro-Stalina (5'-0", 110 lb.)

Phoenix has a pretty normal skin tone, actually.
/skip
A PT nation set in 1817. Ruled by Emperor Phoenix the Great, who converted Waldenia from a backwards vassal to a world power.


Leader
NS stats not used!
Late PT Tech


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