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Zitravgrad
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Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

YL's Receives A Gift From AL

Postby Zitravgrad » Fri Nov 02, 2018 4:19 am

I believe there used to be a thread like this and another similar thread about what YL will give AL, but this is a more interesting mechanism in my opinion.

YL = Your Leader
AN = Above Leader
BL = Below Leader

Basically, you react to the gift from AL and then leave a gift for BL. Forum rules apply. Maybe try not to send explosives to each other.

Example
Nation A: Thanks for a box of air lmao. - Leader A

Das Kapital by Karl Marx


*throws the book out of the window* - Leader B

Chocolate


Oh, nice. Thank you. - Leader C

A salmon



"I do not quite understand why I am given a bag of air from the control panel. I could have bought a bag of Lays if I want air in a bag."
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky, Chairman of Zitravgrad


A huge salmon, frozen solid and wrapped in plastic wrap.
"Order and Solidarity under the Blue Banner!"
LeadersQ&AOverview, Policies and NSstatsEmbassyOOC Things
Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a late PMT unicameral semi-presidential nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of 19th-20th century Eastern Slavic world, complicated by post-steampunk sci-fi vibe. It has strong energy, mining, science and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. Workers are equal, but intelligentsia are divine. Started off as a badly-written romance with the background of sci-fi black political comedy. Flag: A wasteland patrol by me
News Outlet: First Page | Latest News

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Cult of the Black Beast
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Posts: 50
Founded: Nov 01, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Cult of the Black Beast » Fri Nov 02, 2018 4:27 am

"Whatever is this strange substance that you hast placed upon the salmon? And why is the salmon encased within ice?" - Her Imperial Unholiness, Honored Grand and High Witch and Saint of Absolute Chaos, Master of all Masters and Servant of all Servants, the most Exquisite and Exhaled, Empress of the Entire World and Caligolus in Particular, frau Doktor Isabelle Schottenstein, Protector of Dire Bears




A human skull, slightly used.
It should be obvious that nothing in this nation are my actual beliefs.
Civil Rights, Crime, Culture, Economy, Economic Freedom,
Freedom From Taxation, Government Size, Inclusiveness,
Industry: Arms Manufacturing, Political Freedom,
Recreational Drug Use, Rudeness, Taxation,
Weaponization, Youth Rebelliousness
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An [18.75] civilization, according to this index. Tech Tier: 4, Arcane Level: 9, Influence Type: 6

We're just a large number of largely unrelated anarchist terror cells that worship an Argustrian witch goddess.
Some historical information not found in our factbooks... yet.

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Hammer Britannia
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Posts: 4084
Founded: Oct 08, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby Hammer Britannia » Fri Nov 02, 2018 4:40 am

... Hm... Yes... This is a human skull... Died approx 30 years ago considering the decomposition... Died of stabbing probably... Hmm... I'll have to put this in my kitchen... looks delicious...
-Pink




An expired twinkie
The FN FAL fetishist, Bi Libertarian Pagan your mom warned you about
Buy my Chemical Weapons pls.
People ask "could", but nobody asks "should"
Click here for free cake.
Unironic Greek Pagan, thanks WRA | The Megali Idea didn't go far enough

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Idiocarasia
Secretary
 
Posts: 28
Founded: Mar 11, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Idiocarasia » Fri Nov 02, 2018 5:48 am

this cant, exist but here it is, its beyond our sciences
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a large ham, slightly stabbed
covert: NS STATS ARE HERESY.
the results of a nation changing a person
news (because of my lack of creativity I'll just use this as an ooc way to say what I am doing with this nation)
thanks to making some puppet nations I can now channel all my hatred into this nation and redirect anything else to the puppets

THE ARENA
smog bear vs. Azman the rouge

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Valentine Z
Senator
 
Posts: 4162
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Fri Nov 02, 2018 5:51 am

Hmm, thank you very much, my little friend! I really appreciate this little gesture! *ate the entire thing in one bite* Now, here's the present! :D
- Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing

A rather huge kitten, around 500 cm in length.
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Sierlijke und Verwonderlijk Feline Utopia et its Heerlijk Autonomous Opperheerschappij ov Valentine Z !
>>> >>> >>> Q & A Here! | Heights of NS! Add yours now! <<< <<< <<<
• About me.
• You thought I'm a She. But it is I, a dude!
• Eat my freaking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
NEWS: 3rd of March, 2040 - STATE OF EMERGENCY - IMPERIAL OCTAVIA STRIKES!

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Ryurik Rossiya
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Posts: 89
Founded: Oct 22, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ryurik Rossiya » Fri Nov 02, 2018 5:55 am

"Oh wow, so cute!Hey kitty!!"
-HI&RM Catherine V

A CD of a Michael Jackson song
|Her Imperial And Royal Majesty, Tsarina Catherine V|
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Нет статистики NS используются
Net statistiki NS ispol'zuyutsya
No NS Statistics Are Used

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Argentigrad
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Jun 18, 2018
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Argentigrad » Fri Nov 02, 2018 6:00 am

*Proceeds to pet it* Thank you comrade, this is the cutest catto I've ever seen, now let me tell you about the 1905 revolution...
-A Latin American version of Lenin


EDIT: Been ninja'd.

BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER SHE'S JUST A GIRL WHO CLAIMS THAT I AM THE ONE, BUT THAT KID IS NO LT MY SON *tries to do the moonwalk and falls over*
-A Latin American version of Lenin

A ruler marked at 3cm
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Good ol' Marxist-Leninist.
"Every young communist is asked to be essentially human, to be so human that he approaches the best of what makes us human; purify the best of man through work, study, the exercise of continued solidarity with your people and with all the people of the world; develop sensitivity to the point of feeling anguished when a man is murdered in any corner of the world and to the point of feeling excited when a new flag of freedom rises in some corner of the world." -Che Guevara, 1960.

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Gerista
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Jan 29, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Gerista » Fri Nov 02, 2018 6:05 am

o shiet a ruler starts to measure shiet then dies




i give a pazer III tank
greetings from Gerista a place you'll never leave not that were forcing you to stay or anything (hehe) with that out of the way Lenn tripp would like to inform you that don't mess with gerista he will Scheiße you up. other than that SEIGE HEIL GLORY TO GERISTA and all that jazz thank for listening this has been a message from the government of gerista

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Zitravgrad
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Posts: 1109
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Fri Nov 02, 2018 10:26 pm

"Quit with all these German WWII tanks."
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky, Chairman of Zitravgrad


A pipe and some tobacco.
"Order and Solidarity under the Blue Banner!"
LeadersQ&AOverview, Policies and NSstatsEmbassyOOC Things
Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a late PMT unicameral semi-presidential nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of 19th-20th century Eastern Slavic world, complicated by post-steampunk sci-fi vibe. It has strong energy, mining, science and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. Workers are equal, but intelligentsia are divine. Started off as a badly-written romance with the background of sci-fi black political comedy. Flag: A wasteland patrol by me
News Outlet: First Page | Latest News

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Cult of the Black Beast
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Nov 01, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Cult of the Black Beast » Fri Nov 02, 2018 11:44 pm

Zitravgrad wrote:"Quit with all these German WWII tanks."
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky, Chairman of Zitravgrad


A pipe and some tobacco.


"Why thank you!" - Her Imperial Unholiness, Honored Grand and High Witch and Saint of Absolute Chaos, Master of all Masters and Servant of all Servants, the most Exquisite and Exhaled, Empress of the Entire World and Caligolus in Particular, frau Doktor Isabelle Schottenstein, Protector of Dire Bears




A sack filled with opium.
Last edited by Cult of the Black Beast on Fri Nov 02, 2018 11:44 pm, edited 1 time in total.
It should be obvious that nothing in this nation are my actual beliefs.
Civil Rights, Crime, Culture, Economy, Economic Freedom,
Freedom From Taxation, Government Size, Inclusiveness,
Industry: Arms Manufacturing, Political Freedom,
Recreational Drug Use, Rudeness, Taxation,
Weaponization, Youth Rebelliousness
|

An [18.75] civilization, according to this index. Tech Tier: 4, Arcane Level: 9, Influence Type: 6

We're just a large number of largely unrelated anarchist terror cells that worship an Argustrian witch goddess.
Some historical information not found in our factbooks... yet.

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The Zravvisk
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Zravvisk » Fri Nov 02, 2018 11:56 pm

"This is used to crate medicine if I recall correctly. I'll send it to the medical labs right away to help our auxiliaries. Thank you."
-Valstrath Dragua

A thousand year old book from the other side of the galaxy.
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with ketchup.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode if almost eveyone in the Federation was a dragon and spiritual.
Trying to collect every NS pokemon card. Almost 630 collected.

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:They believe the stars are full of wonder, when they are, in fact, GIANT, BURNING DEMON-SPHERES OF SIGHT-BLINDING, GRAVITY-CREATING, LIFE-ENDING, OVERALL DEADLINESS.

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Subhurbia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 172
Founded: Dec 02, 2016
New York Times Democracy

Postby Subhurbia » Sat Nov 03, 2018 9:39 am

The Zravvisk wrote:"This is used to crate medicine if I recall correctly. I'll send it to the medical labs right away to help our auxiliaries. Thank you."
-Valstrath Dragua

A thousand year old book from the other side of the galaxy.


“In the name of god, what is this!? I’ll make sure to get the theosophists to decode this. Thank you for such an outlandish gift!” -Sovereign Adom

A high tech machine device that can literally create anything.
Not to be mistaken for Suburbia.

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Ashkera
Minister
 
Posts: 2451
Founded: May 14, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ashkera » Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:36 am

Subhurbia wrote:“In the name of god, what is this!? I’ll make sure to get the theosophists to decode this. Thank you for such an outlandish gift!” -Sovereign Adom

A high tech machine device that can literally create anything.

OC-1: "And you are sure of this property? Literally anything?"
Dr. [REDACTED]: "Yes, Councillor. No limits have been found on its capabilities. This is in accordance with the parts of the service manual that we demanded it make that can be translated."
OC-2: "And the rumor of Technician [REDACTED] going insane?"
Dr. [REDACTED]: "From reading the schematics, yes. He's been placed in a secure isolation ward."
OC-1: "I see. Have Kurodyne prepare a new ultra-security facility for the device. Spare no expense."

Gift: One copy of the hit comedy anime Ashkera Takes Over the World. (Once described as "Pinky and the Brain meets Excel Saga meets Steins; Gate.")
第五大黒森帝国 - Factbook: The Fifth Empire of Ashkera
[2018/2030] (factbook updated 18.04.29)
A secretive Dominant-Party Technocracy located in the southwest of the Pacific Ocean
Practice. Virtue. Harmony. Prosperity.
Subsidiaries of the arms industry produce nuclear-powered yachts for billionaires. All cats must be vaccinated against toxoplasmosis gondii or be destroyed. Reactionary political theorists consider the insurance industry a second arm of the state.

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Halcyonis
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 147
Founded: Nov 20, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Halcyonis » Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:38 am

not much of an anime fan, but I’ll try anything once.

Gift: Hoverbike
A I R S U P E R I O R I T Y
A highly advanced democracy built on a flying archipelago. Airships, hoverbikes, spacecraft, AI, all that. A dream come true.

I’m a libtard and I’m not online often so this nation is coming together at a snail’s pace. Feel free to TG though!

BREAKING NEWS: |The Department of the Environment has laid out plans to build “carbon sweepers,” large airships that artificially photosynthesize and remove CO2 from the atmosphere|A luxury sky-yacht was hijacked from its slip by partying teenagers, and somehow outflew law enforcement. Perpetrators were captured after an hour-long chase by the Armada corvette Tranquil and are being charged with grand theft airship, public endangerment, and drunk captaining of an airgoing vessel.

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Zitravgrad
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Posts: 1109
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Sat Nov 03, 2018 12:51 pm

"My children could use this... interesting..."
- Dr. Feodora Alexeievna Miroslavskaya, First Lady

A box of chocolate.
"Order and Solidarity under the Blue Banner!"
LeadersQ&AOverview, Policies and NSstatsEmbassyOOC Things
Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a late PMT unicameral semi-presidential nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of 19th-20th century Eastern Slavic world, complicated by post-steampunk sci-fi vibe. It has strong energy, mining, science and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. Workers are equal, but intelligentsia are divine. Started off as a badly-written romance with the background of sci-fi black political comedy. Flag: A wasteland patrol by me
News Outlet: First Page | Latest News

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Estantia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 103
Founded: Oct 22, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Estantia » Sat Nov 03, 2018 12:54 pm

"I've always loved Lindor chocolates!"

A cardboard box
Federal Republic of Estantia
"Freedom in the minds of the people"
President: Asiedd Llanek
Rwy'n Cymraeg!

(NS may not always be used; be careful...)

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Hathian Prime
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 54
Founded: Nov 26, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Hathian Prime » Sat Nov 03, 2018 4:20 pm

The box is put into the national archive.

A peace symbol made from melted down decommissioned nuclear missiles
Hathian Prime does not use NS Stats.
Important:IF READING ABOUT MY LEADER, PLEASE USE "More Information on the SL", AS IT IS THE MORE CANONICAL FACTBOOK ON THE SUPREME LEADER

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The Great-German Empire
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 386
Founded: Nov 25, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Great-German Empire » Sat Nov 03, 2018 4:25 pm

"That is a true work of art! I will find a good place for it in the Stadtschloss."

-S.K.M. Friedrich V, Deutscher Kaiser



A well-crafted ceremonial sabre decorated with precious gems and metals, extremely potent in combat, complete with an ornamental scabbard.
IC Name: The German Empire
Just your friendly neighborhood Weltmacht. Gott mit Uns! NS Stats are not used.
Pro/Anti, 8Values and other tests: https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the ... /id=931589
Unapologetic libertarian populist monarchism

Vossische Zeitung: German specialist worker disembowelled by Lithuanian activist in Kaunas in unprecedented, horror movie-style hate crime | Foreign Secretary Gastein meets with US President Trent over trade matters | Baron Hartmann spends night in German East Africa to discuss infrastructure with that state’s Minister-President

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Wawakanatote
Envoy
 
Posts: 252
Founded: Feb 19, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wawakanatote » Sat Nov 03, 2018 4:25 pm

"Interesting gift, and the support message you are trying to convey."-Chairwoman Song Liyuan

AN:

"Thank you for this gift, we'll be sure to put this into one of our museums to capture this moment of friendly relations between the Union and Germany."-Chairwoman Song Liyuan


A panda bear (national animal of the PRCSUSR)
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OOC Factbook
Pro: Marxism-Leninism, Socialism,
Mao, Deng, Xi

Neutral: Left Wing Nationalism
Anti: Ultra-Leftism, Capitalism,
Fascism, Nazism, Imperialism

"Less of a Nation, More of a World"
-Me about nation
Full Nation Name: Supranational Union of Socialist Republics
Government: Federal Intergovernmental Political/Economic Union
Political Leaders: C. Song Liyuan, V.C. Lev Bronshtein
National Anthem: "Hymn of the Union"
The Supranational Union welcomes you! - Roza Pankova, SUSR Minister Of Communications
"Peace, Equality, Unity"|"Мир, равенство, единство"|"和平,平等,团结"

For more information go to: Our National Factbook

- Take NS stats with a grain of salt

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Ryurik Rossiya
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Posts: 89
Founded: Oct 22, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ryurik Rossiya » Sat Nov 03, 2018 4:28 pm

"Hello cutie!"
-HI&RM Catherine V

A Jack-In-The-Box
|Her Imperial And Royal Majesty, Tsarina Catherine V|
|News Cycle:Here|(Comment Latest)

Нет статистики NS используются
Net statistiki NS ispol'zuyutsya
No NS Statistics Are Used

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Serpenteum
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 100
Founded: Oct 03, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Serpenteum » Sat Nov 03, 2018 4:30 pm

"uh, what an... interesting gesture of kindness, I guess. Why?"-Beauregard

A live Grass Snake with a full reptile kit.

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Alsase
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 49
Founded: Jan 03, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Alsase » Sat Nov 03, 2018 4:39 pm

"So I take it you want your foot scorched off?"

Case of 200 Year Old Wine
  • NS Stats are Not used.
  • A puppet of Rolancia, for that of RP purposes
  • If you're interested in a medieval fantasy region check out, Maotelia & its thread

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Fallen Albali
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Mar 07, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Fallen Albali » Sat Nov 03, 2018 7:15 pm

"Yeah, great. Just what I always wanted..."
- Amaki
A cute dress/a bomb-ass suit, depending on what your leader prefers.
Fallen Albali is set after an AI uprising that completely decimated the Albalians, who formerly controlled most of the Virgo Supercluster
IC year is 15 382 | Tech level is basically FFT with no spaceships | Population is ~12.1 million
Fluttershy sucks
Imagine using the dark theme

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Ryurik Rossiya
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Posts: 89
Founded: Oct 22, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ryurik Rossiya » Sat Nov 03, 2018 7:18 pm

"Uncle;which sweetheart gave me this!It's so beautiful!"
-HI&RM Catherine V

A small-sized statue of YL colored in gold
|Her Imperial And Royal Majesty, Tsarina Catherine V|
|News Cycle:Here|(Comment Latest)

Нет статистики NS используются
Net statistiki NS ispol'zuyutsya
No NS Statistics Are Used

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Scurvy Sea
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 13
Founded: Aug 10, 2018
Capitalizt

Postby Scurvy Sea » Sat Nov 03, 2018 7:21 pm

"YAR HAR! FINALLY THAR BE SOMEONE UNDERSTANDIN' TRUE BOOTY!"

~High Captain for Life Jolly Roger Redbird

A dead parrot

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