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Crazybloxian Empire
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Founded: Apr 01, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Make a headline about declaring war on the AN

Postby Crazybloxian Empire » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:37 pm

Basically you have to make a news headline that could pitentially report on a story about YN declaring war on the AN.
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THIS NATION IS AT WAR WITH RENEGALLE SINCE JULY 17, 2018

Long Live Inuka

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The Great Imperator Jeffrey
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Posts: 138
Founded: Jun 23, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Great Imperator Jeffrey » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:40 pm

The Imperator Declares War on Yet Another Primitive Civilization
The Empire is ruled by Imperator Jeffrey the Conqueror of Universes, Rightful Ruler of All, and Supreme Leader for All Eternity. The Imperator has control over most of the multiverse. Everyone is oppressed.
A Class 2.18 Civilization, according to this index.
(Tier: 11 Level: 0 Type: 11)

Technology Level: Post-FFT
Alignment: Lawful Evil
8values Result (Based on This Nation's Ideology): Authoritarian Capitalism
✠ (Put this in your Signature if you are a Fascist Nation!)

NS stats are a conspiracy against me.

HAIL THE IMPERATOR!
Imperial News Network: 1538725853893 galaxies have been conquered today.     53829047377490274729 alien species have gone extinct today.     Free ice cream rations were raised from one scoop to two scoops.

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Realm of Lustria
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Posts: 2
Founded: Sep 11, 2018
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Realm of Lustria » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:41 pm

Slann Priests Announces the Cleansing of Another Unworthy Nation
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High Elves: dies form a few rats when they're wearing armour and are armed.

Dark Elves: gets murdered by their siblings for a sacrifice to power their King

Skavens: gets killed by their scribes for being complete assholes to them

Old World Races: fights each other and dies

Norsca: wanders around in snow all day

Lizardmen: eats everything that tries to kill them and have sexy voices

I'm someone's puppet, but who's though? Hmmm
More coming soon.

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Dreshand
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Posts: 225
Founded: Aug 28, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Dreshand » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:43 pm

Due to a recent surge in colony attacks pest control companies have started to set up in lizardmen territory
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The Great Imperator Jeffrey
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Posts: 138
Founded: Jun 23, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Great Imperator Jeffrey » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:45 pm

Realm of Lustria wrote:Slann Priests Announces the Cleansing of Another Unworthy Race

You cleanse me! Laughable! I should be the one cleansing you.

/skip
The Empire is ruled by Imperator Jeffrey the Conqueror of Universes, Rightful Ruler of All, and Supreme Leader for All Eternity. The Imperator has control over most of the multiverse. Everyone is oppressed.
A Class 2.18 Civilization, according to this index.
(Tier: 11 Level: 0 Type: 11)

Technology Level: Post-FFT
Alignment: Lawful Evil
8values Result (Based on This Nation's Ideology): Authoritarian Capitalism
✠ (Put this in your Signature if you are a Fascist Nation!)

NS stats are a conspiracy against me.

HAIL THE IMPERATOR!
Imperial News Network: 1538725853893 galaxies have been conquered today.     53829047377490274729 alien species have gone extinct today.     Free ice cream rations were raised from one scoop to two scoops.

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Hiram Land
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Posts: 253
Founded: May 10, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Hiram Land » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:45 pm

Anti-Hiramian Nation Causes Declaration of War from the Government of HL
United Nations of Earthlings WA Delegate!

https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=412847 <- Embassy Programme of HL

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The Great Under-Empire
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Sep 09, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Great Under-Empire » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:45 pm

Food Found! New Territories to Take as Well!
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SVN: Clan Pestilens infests Lustria! Those Lizard-things are surrounded, yes-yes | Clan Mors beats elf-things, kills elf-things! Queek will soon take all-all the Southlands. | The Vortex weakens. The army of men and dwarf-things are-are losing ground.

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Realm of Lustria
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Posts: 2
Founded: Sep 11, 2018
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Realm of Lustria » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:47 pm

The Great Imperator Jeffrey wrote:
Realm of Lustria wrote:Slann Priests Announces the Cleansing of Another Unworthy Race

You cleanse me! Laughable! I should be the one cleansing you.

/skip

We'll see how you do when your armies and nation sinks below the Earth
/skip
High Elves: dies form a few rats when they're wearing armour and are armed.

Dark Elves: gets murdered by their siblings for a sacrifice to power their King

Skavens: gets killed by their scribes for being complete assholes to them

Old World Races: fights each other and dies

Norsca: wanders around in snow all day

Lizardmen: eats everything that tries to kill them and have sexy voices

I'm someone's puppet, but who's though? Hmmm
More coming soon.

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Amuaplye
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Posts: 2407
Founded: Dec 07, 2014
New York Times Democracy

Postby Amuaplye » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:48 pm

The Great Under-Empire wrote:Food Found! New Territories to take as Well!

Tensions Rise After Soldiers Accidentally Cross Border with The Great Under-Empire.
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Also, call me Amuaplye, not Amuapyle, or Amu.

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Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.13

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Little Tin Hat
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Sep 27, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Little Tin Hat » Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:42 am

We're at it again! Armistice broken.

Army amputates Amuaplye advance

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Driver Nation
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Posts: 7
Founded: Jun 26, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Driver Nation » Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:44 am

Declared war after all!

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The Zravvisk
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Posts: 5
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Zravvisk » Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:51 am

While mining asteroids, an undetected colony on them was destroyed. Locals peeved.
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons". We also do not use NS stats.
We don't eat people. Unless you're an enemy and we need biomass to regenerate, then we'll eat you.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode, if everyone in the Federation was a space dragon and spiritual.

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A m e n r i a
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Posts: 1692
Founded: Jun 08, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby A m e n r i a » Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:55 am

Heavenly Emperor Cheonsa declares war on an alien civilization known as The Zravvisk.
Like any other non-puppet, non-alternate nation, this nation does represent my views, at least to an extent. Every factbook on NS is (supposed to be) OOC.
Please keep that in mind when using factbook info IC-ly.

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RubbaDucky
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Posts: 17
Founded: Jan 10, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby RubbaDucky » Thu Oct 11, 2018 1:57 am

The Giant Rubber Duck declares war upon the nation of Amenria. Our leader assures our final victory.
All Praise The Giant Rubber Duck!
We believe in:
    Rubber Ducks
    Freedom
    Duckocracy
    Bathtubs
    Duck Armies

Our Great Leader The Giant Rubber Duck has just now passed a law that allows private industry to run again after years of economical socialism. The Minister of Welfare Duck Quack is worried about the poorer ducks' income.

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Crazybloxian Empire
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Posts: 483
Founded: Apr 01, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Crazybloxian Empire » Thu Oct 11, 2018 2:56 am

WAR WITH RUBBADUCKY COMMENCES: SOLDIERS TURNED ON AND READILY ADVANCING TOWARDS CAPITAL: VICTORY IMMINENT IN A FEW MONTHS
important links: The Crazybloxian TimesNationStates Rules (for 1st-timers)Official WebsiteMy NationInfo about Nationstates on WikipediaMy blogCity DatabaseThe 100-Storefront Plan
THIS NATION IS AT WAR WITH RENEGALLE SINCE JULY 17, 2018

Long Live Inuka

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Little Tin Hat
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Founded: Sep 27, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Little Tin Hat » Thu Oct 11, 2018 8:54 am

Peace efforts fail- hostilities commence

Reserves called up and conscription enacted

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Chan Island
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Posts: 2008
Founded: Nov 26, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Chan Island » Thu Oct 11, 2018 8:57 am

Chan Island Army Declares War On A Little Tin Hat!

Yes, We're As Confused As You Are

:D
Last edited by Chan Island on Thu Oct 11, 2018 8:57 am, edited 1 time in total.
Conserative Morality wrote:"It's not time yet" is a tactic used by reactionaries in every era. "It's not time for democracy, it's not time for capitalism, it's not time for emancipation." Of course it's not time. It's never time, not on its own. You make it time. If you're under fire in the no-man's land of WW1, you start digging a foxhole even if the ideal time would be when you *aren't* being bombarded, because once you wait for it to be 'time', other situations will need your attention, assuming you survive that long. If the fields aren't furrowed, plow them. If the iron is not hot, make it so. If society is not ready, change it.

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Hurricania Imperium
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Founded: Dec 11, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Hurricania Imperium » Thu Oct 11, 2018 8:58 am

Chan Island wrote:Chan Island Army Declares War On A Little Tin Hat!

Yes, We're As Confused As You Are

:D

STORM prepares to Anschluss Chan Island!
We do NOT use NS Stats of our own unless if we don't note what we use instead.
Copy and paste this into your sig if you think we should colonize other planets.
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Crazybloxian Empire
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Founded: Apr 01, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Crazybloxian Empire » Thu Oct 11, 2018 7:07 pm

HURRICANA IMPERIUM DISASTER; WAR IS DECLARED; SOLDIERS TURNED ON BY GENERALS; SWEARING LOYALTY WHILE ADVANCING
important links: The Crazybloxian TimesNationStates Rules (for 1st-timers)Official WebsiteMy NationInfo about Nationstates on WikipediaMy blogCity DatabaseThe 100-Storefront Plan
THIS NATION IS AT WAR WITH RENEGALLE SINCE JULY 17, 2018

Long Live Inuka

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Great Celestial China
Envoy
 
Posts: 254
Founded: Dec 17, 2017
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Great Celestial China » Thu Oct 11, 2018 7:11 pm

Testing Out New WMDs! Need Place to Use On, and One Soon Found! Too War!!!!
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Crazybloxian Empire
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Founded: Apr 01, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Crazybloxian Empire » Thu Oct 11, 2018 7:29 pm

DISASTER WITH CHINA; DISCRIMINATION TOO MUCH FOR THEM; WAR IS DECLARED
important links: The Crazybloxian TimesNationStates Rules (for 1st-timers)Official WebsiteMy NationInfo about Nationstates on WikipediaMy blogCity DatabaseThe 100-Storefront Plan
THIS NATION IS AT WAR WITH RENEGALLE SINCE JULY 17, 2018

Long Live Inuka

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Tundra Terra
Diplomat
 
Posts: 877
Founded: Sep 23, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Tundra Terra » Thu Oct 11, 2018 7:42 pm

Fellows, Old Ones, and Tribesmen...another Enemy gives us Challenge!!!
We are a PMT Military and no we don't use Ns stats.
Why?
because..."WAR IS ETERNAL!!!"
Current Status: Massive wars being conducted for the good of the universe apparently...
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TRICELL Incorporated
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Posts: 13
Founded: Sep 18, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby TRICELL Incorporated » Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:25 pm

Multinational Conglomerate declares Biowar against a foreign state

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Crazybloxian Empire
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Posts: 483
Founded: Apr 01, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Crazybloxian Empire » Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:46 pm

EMPIRE ENTANGLED IN WAR WITH COMPANY: SANCTIONS ISSUED ON COMPANY AT NANOSECONDS’ NOTICE
important links: The Crazybloxian TimesNationStates Rules (for 1st-timers)Official WebsiteMy NationInfo about Nationstates on WikipediaMy blogCity DatabaseThe 100-Storefront Plan
THIS NATION IS AT WAR WITH RENEGALLE SINCE JULY 17, 2018

Long Live Inuka

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Ther Sul Citzpacia
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Founded: Aug 14, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby Ther Sul Citzpacia » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:08 am

War: airforce strikes Crazybloxian Empire

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