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The plagues of Egypt - AN thread

Postby Little Tin Hat » Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:19 am

God wants to persuade the AN to follow hiser's instructions - but they're unwilling to, so decides to 'encourage' them a some plague to persuade them to change their minds.

So what sort of plague will move the AN in action:-

so maybe so an oppresive, mean spirited nation like- well take your pick

might be shaken by a plague of smiles and goodwill

/not too much to go on with me- so anything from Aardvarks to Zebedees will get the ball rolling/

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Postby Fatatatutti » Mon Oct 08, 2018 11:25 am

A plague of Fatatatutians on you!

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Postby Ther Sul Citzpacia » Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:21 pm

A plague of exploding doughnuts. Thhe doughnut a day program suffers as does the funding of the military and several people chowing down on the buns suffer severe injuries.

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Postby Sperio » Thu Oct 11, 2018 12:24 pm

Plague of rocket powered squirrels rain down opon you
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Postby Stiltball » Fri Oct 12, 2018 6:40 am

A plague of eagle droppings

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Postby Robosia » Fri Oct 12, 2018 5:34 pm

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A plague of error 404s
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Postby Dreshand » Fri Oct 12, 2018 5:38 pm

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Postby Abyssal Shipyard » Fri Oct 12, 2018 5:41 pm

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Postby Little Tin Hat » Sun Oct 14, 2018 4:00 am

as you mention the punic wars-

A plague of elephant flies - re: dumbo- poop being dropped by a herd at 5000 ft

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Postby Ther Sul Citzpacia » Mon Oct 15, 2018 3:06 am

a plague of ocd can openers

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Postby Cupofchar » Tue Oct 16, 2018 1:48 pm

a plague of art critics

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Postby Stiltball » Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:08 pm

a plague of coffee mornings

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Postby Fatatatutti » Wed Oct 17, 2018 1:13 pm

A plague of bacon shortages.

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Postby Little Tin Hat » Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:05 am

a plague of stammering- it'd be murder with all those ts already.

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Postby Second Empire of America » Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:15 am

And I place upon you a plague of paranoia, that you may never know safety, and spend all your days in fear, for I am the LORD.

- God... probably. It may be just a death threat from your mortal enemies.
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Postby Little Tin Hat » Sat Oct 20, 2018 7:38 am

a plague of republicanism and self doubt.

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Postby Virshia » Sat Oct 20, 2018 7:44 am

Little Tin Hat wrote:a plague of republicanism and self doubt.


A plague of Durians falling from the sky.

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Postby The Russian Nations » Sat Oct 20, 2018 7:53 am

A Plague of Roblox oofs
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Postby Second Empire of America » Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:23 am

A plague of vampire-burning holy water raining from the sky.
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Postby Ther Sul Citzpacia » Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:04 am

a plague of defective teethwhitener

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Postby Robosia » Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:10 am

A plague of good artists.
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Postby Istlypu » Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:15 am

Crotch rot.

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