In recent news, a deadly car crash resulted in the death of nearly a dozen @@Plural Nation Demonym@@. The catalyst of this horrid accident: A joyriding, street racing video game obsesed, 17 year old who was traveling nearly 6 times the speed limit. Now video game enthusiasts, concerned mothers, pedestrians, and the like have all crashed into your office demanding action.
Option 1.
“Ban ‘em All!” cries, Mary Mullins, the overprotective mother of 7, while cradling her 3 years old son, Mortimer, in bubble wrap. “These video games clearly encourage reckless driving and other illicit activity. Just last night I caught my eldest daughter, Maya, driving ONE whole mile over the speed limit. Granted, she was accelerating through a yellow light. But that doesn’t matter. We need to ban these games and fine the makers of ‘em! Think of the Children @@Leader@@!
Option 2.
You’re outa your mine ya darn woman! Exclaims Sean McCormick, world renowned racing legend. “You don understand! ‘Ese games teach the next generation to love the sport of car racing. Without ‘em, why, I might’n’t have any competition in the next World Motercar Championship! Leave the games, for the love of the lord leave the games! Also, @@Leader@@, ya feel like chipping in a couple grand on buying us a huge racing arena. Think of all the tourism.
Option 3.
Suddenly, the ground shakes as a mildly overweight 30 year old bounds into the room. “Bro, like, I totally, like, don’t care about the stupid racing stuff or whatever. What I do care about is playing video games. I have logged, like, 5,790 hours on Need for Acceleration. You can’t ban those games, It is impeding on my, like, personal freedoms. Back off Bro!” At that he storms from the room.
Option 4.
“I have a great IDEA!” Declares renowned lawyer, Olsen Theodore, “We could compromise and just make all racing video games declare that ‘The gaming displayed in this product is for entertainment purposes only. Do not, In any way, shape, or for, attempt to recreate any or all of the hazardous driving depicted in this game.” That way people will no not to try it.
Outcomes:
Outcome 1.
Most racing video games are banned under the grounds that “they encourage dangerous driving.”
Outcome 2.
The average race car travels at an average of 340 mph.
Outcome 3.
People are often apprehended attempting to break into buildings. Their defense; “It is my personal freedom to enter anyplace I like Bro!”
Outcome 4.
The average video game development team has more lawyers on it than computer scientists.
