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Page
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Founded: Jan 12, 2012
Civil Rights Lovefest

Ruin a Wish

Postby Page » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:02 am

Back in the old days of NS we had this game in forum 7. Here's how it works: The above poster makes a wish, you grant the wish but in a way that ruins it, you make your own wish and it goes on.

Examples:

I wish I had a puppy

Wish granted, you will give birth to a live puppy in 9 months



I wish that Donald Trump wasn't the President of the United States

Wish granted, Donald Trump is now Supreme Emperor of a one world government



That's how it goes.


I wish that my cat wouldn't puke on the couch.
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Hohenzollern Deutschland
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Posts: 5
Founded: Sep 02, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby Hohenzollern Deutschland » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:04 am

Your cat will destroy the couch instead.

I wish that Germany regains all of its lands. (Prussia/Alsace-Lorraine)

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Molvaniia
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Founded: Feb 08, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Molvaniia » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:04 am

Wish granted, Germany no longer exists.

I wish that Capitalism ruled the world. (Lol, not really.)
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Syraj
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Founded: Jun 22, 2018
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Syraj » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:06 am

Wish granted, a person named 'Capitalism' now is world dictator.

I wish I had an army of squirrels.
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Dytarma
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Dytarma » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:10 am

The way of Caesar is among you.

I want a dub.

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Andsed
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Andsed » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:12 am

Dytarma wrote:The way of Caesar is among you.

I want a dub.

Granted but it was done by 4kids.

I wish for a pineapple.
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Poetict Thoughts
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Posts: 17
Founded: Aug 26, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Poetict Thoughts » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:17 am

Granted, but it's full of spiders

I wish you could troll people in real life (not in a game)
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United British Marxist Republics
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Founded: Aug 25, 2018
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby United British Marxist Republics » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:18 am

Granted, you now live under a bridge


I wish for Tony Blair to cease to exist
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Estonland
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Estonland » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:19 am

Wish granted but you also troll yourself in the process
I wish I could just skip HRT&surgery and just change my gender
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Russiyskaya Respublica
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Founded: Apr 19, 2018
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Russiyskaya Respublica » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:19 am

Granted, but the gender will be decided for you.

I wish to go to the moon!
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Rleesrikhani
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Posts: 10
Founded: Aug 06, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Rleesrikhani » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:19 am

Andsed wrote:
Dytarma wrote:The way of Caesar is among you.

I want a dub.

Granted but it was done by 4kids.

I wish for a pineapple.

Granted, you get a pineapple grenade that explodes.

AAN: Granted, because gender is now on a spectrum by a law passed by the European Union. Thus, bathrooms become worse. The economy crashes, and we are sent into a new dark age.

AN: Granted, you are sent on the moon. You cannot leave, and you soon suffocate.

I wish for Nationstates to become a meme
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SnowMiser
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Founded: Nov 30, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby SnowMiser » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:21 am

Rleesrikhani wrote:
Andsed wrote:Granted but it was done by 4kids.

I wish for a pineapple.

Granted, you get a pineapple grenade that explodes.

AAN: Granted, because gender is now on a spectrum. Thus, bathrooms become worse. The economy crashes, and we are sent into a new dark ages.

I wish for Nationstates to become a meme

Granted, Nationstates becomes the next "Do you kno da way" meme

I wish for a sandwich
I'm Mr. White Christmas,
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Rleesrikhani
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Posts: 10
Founded: Aug 06, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Rleesrikhani » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:25 am

SnowMiser wrote:
Rleesrikhani wrote:Granted, you get a pineapple grenade that explodes.

AAN: Granted, because gender is now on a spectrum. Thus, bathrooms become worse. The economy crashes, and we are sent into a new dark ages.

I wish for Nationstates to become a meme

Granted, Nationstates becomes the next "Do you kno da way" meme

I wish for a sandwich

Granted, but you have to make it yourself.

I wish for Europe to not ban memes (I expected the last response to be Nationstates being banned in the EU)
If you want to expand the NDG (like, say, if you want to dissolve a region by moving your guys), send me a telegram and I'll check your stuff.
Remember: BE HONEST AND GIVE ME A REASON!
By the way, if you want to join the entente, I have the perfect place for you. It's on this board for war, and I want you to join our team. http://nationstatesww3.boards.net/
(By the way, the admin will create an alter for you, and you're expected to have your nation under that alter.)
[To be updated with new information soon, but all you need to know right now is that I'm not Scotland.]

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United British Marxist Republics
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Founded: Aug 25, 2018
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby United British Marxist Republics » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:43 am

Granted, Europe bans WiFi instead.


I wish for a pizza.
Set in an alternative universe where - spurred by failures of the previous governments, unemployment, poverty and the Bolshevik Revolution - Britain had a communist revolution in 1920.

NEWS: Geordies celebrate the 95th anniversary of nationalised Gregg's | Government to increase education budget | "Handling salmon under suspicious circumstances" legalised | Sunderland are still sh*t  | Victims of Capitalism Memorial Gardens opens | FBI agents executed for aiding terrorist activities

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Goustavia
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Goustavia » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:48 am

Granted, it's thin gluten free, vegan friendly crust with anchovies, broccoli and pineapple. Hold the cheese. Hold the sauce.

Could I get fries with that?
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Northern Poland
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Northern Poland » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:51 am

Goustavia wrote:Granted, it's thin gluten free, vegan friendly crust with anchovies, broccoli and pineapple. Hold the cheese. Hold the sauce.

Could I get fries with that?

granted, you now have to eat fries with everything


I love cats!
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Mockia
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Founded: Dec 27, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby Mockia » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:51 am

Goustavia wrote:Granted, it's thin gluten free, vegan friendly crust with anchovies, broccoli and pineapple. Hold the cheese. Hold the sauce.

Could I get fries with that?

Granted, you get fries from McDonald's that were made in 1995.

AN: Granted, you get wildcats in your house that hurt you.

I wish for Pineapple Pizza to be banned
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Kintada
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Founded: Nov 18, 2016
New York Times Democracy

Postby Kintada » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:55 am

Mockia wrote:
Goustavia wrote:Granted, it's thin gluten free, vegan friendly crust with anchovies, broccoli and pineapple. Hold the cheese. Hold the sauce.

Could I get fries with that?

Granted, you get fries from McDonald's that were made in 1995.

AN: Granted, you get wildcats in your house that hurt you.

I wish for Pineapple Pizza to be banned

All pizza is now banned, pineapple included.

I wish for a united Ireland.
Please come check out or region, I promise it's gucci.

I will steal your cows.

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Free Arabian Nation
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Founded: May 02, 2018
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Free Arabian Nation » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:57 am

Granted, it's united under the flag of the UK




I wish that people loved me.
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Imagine if a disputed area in 1984 was an independent nation. Why? Because I can
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Ever since the planes hit the towers, the world has never been the same. In an attempt to end human suffering we just caused more, humans started to distrust each other and the people we do trust became heavily tribalized, then there's you. I don't care if you're a left-winger or right-winger, an atheist or theist, whatever. You have the power to make this world a better place, you have the power to rekindle that human love and appreciation that ended so long ago. Keep on trying my friend

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Flarbinia
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Founded: Apr 29, 2012
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Flarbinia » Wed Sep 12, 2018 11:57 am

Ireland is now at war with the United States.

I wish for a pineapple that's on fire.

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Almwiesen
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Posts: 1
Founded: Sep 12, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Almwiesen » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:00 pm

Granted, you burn up and die.

I want conscription to end in Switzerland so I can live there because it looks bloody lovely.

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Cornlind
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Apr 17, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Cornlind » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:01 pm

Flarbinia wrote:Ireland is now at war with the United States.

I wish for a pineapple that's on fire.

Granted but it WAS on fire

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Hansdeltania
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Founded: May 17, 2014
Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Hansdeltania » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:05 pm

Since the AN didn't put a wish, I'll go with the nation above the AN.

Granted. Switzerland gets vaporized by nukes.

I wish Ace Combat 7's VR missions are also released on PC and XB1.
The number of Ace Combat references I have is too damn low!

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Almwiesen
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Sep 12, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Almwiesen » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:21 pm

Granted, on every PC except the one you own.

I wish for this wish to not be changed at all.

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Greater Arabia and Anatolia
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Founded: Sep 11, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Greater Arabia and Anatolia » Wed Sep 12, 2018 12:31 pm

Granted, your explicit wish remains unchanged. You also receive a bonus involuntary colonoscopy.

I wish someone would teach Nvidia a harsh lesson about price gouging.

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