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The Rapture Republic
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Posts: 267
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Levels of Insanity

Postby The Rapture Republic » Sun Aug 19, 2018 3:29 pm

This game is simple. You must rate the sanity of the AN/AL from 1 to 5, or 10, if you’re feeling they have torn the definition of sanity into a whole new meaning of insanity. Examples can be seen below.
0. It’s raining. I should take an umbrella.

1. It’s raining. Thank God I don’t have to water my corn crops again!

2. It’s raining. Thank you God for watering my crops!

3. No rain. My neighbour is watering his crops on Sunday. I should shoot him.

4. No rain in weeks and my crops are about to die. God tells me I should sacrifice my son, so I sacrifice my son.

5. No rain. The infidels must have upset God. The ones I can’t convert I will take with me. Virgins, here I come!!!


Now begin....
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NS stats are not used at all. This nation is in the state of turtle-slow development. Estimated completion, 2100.

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DTCM Empire
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 17, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby DTCM Empire » Sun Aug 19, 2018 3:30 pm

5/5
>Republic
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Dark Socialism
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Posts: 259
Founded: Jul 03, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Dark Socialism » Sun Aug 19, 2018 5:02 pm

3/5 it's just a bunch of prisons so there are nuts in all of them
≠|Neo-Fascist|Novelle Droite|Radical Traditionalist|C.T.|≠
An isolated America that has existed for a thousand years and has not made any social, technologic or economic progress. Battles against Post-Islamist Eurabians looking for resources in Irouvia are veing defeated by the white natives of the nation.
Spirit will trump technology.
will put a better summary later

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Nilrahrarfan
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Posts: 148
Founded: Sep 02, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Nilrahrarfan » Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:56 am

Dark Socialism wrote:3/5 it's just a bunch of prisons so there are nuts in all of them

4/5
Darkness and Socialism
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Kyrinasaj
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 436
Founded: Jul 09, 2014
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kyrinasaj » Tue Aug 21, 2018 7:58 am

3/5 capitalist fascism
A parliamentary decentralised Eastern Orthodox monarchy in Eastern Europe ruled by a generally conservative king with some progressive ideas
Your friendly neighborhood Green radical traditionalistMore?

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UnitedStatesof-America
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Aug 19, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby UnitedStatesof-America » Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:25 am

3/5
It's not even a day after I pointed the possibility of an USA recreation is NS on the sig of Federation-of Canada and voila, there it is

RP Name: The United States of America

No NSstats are to be used for rp

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Proletarian Syndicate of Russia
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Posts: 4
Founded: Aug 17, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Proletarian Syndicate of Russia » Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:38 am

It's just America, so 5/5 totally insane.
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The year 2060. In a world ravaged by climate change, a sovereign trade union leads Russia away from bourgeois decadence.

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Evil Lord Bane
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Posts: 1031
Founded: Sep 12, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Evil Lord Bane » Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:41 am

5/5 A Corrupt Dictatorship, playing God with it's population. Extremely insane.
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Please note: The scoring in this years Deathrace has been changed. Please click here for the updated scoring chart.
We've improved on the Toxic Death Clouds that hangs above our whole nation. They are now radioactive as well!
Top 3 most read factbook entries:
Popular Deathsports - Carmageddon and Auto Dueling.
Vehicular Weaponization: Do's and Don't's.
Outzones and How to Survive Them.
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Rleesrikhani
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Posts: 10
Founded: Aug 06, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Rleesrikhani » Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:20 am

Evil Lord Bane wrote:5/5 A Corrupt Dictatorship, playing God with it's population. Extremely insane.

5/5
So corrupt they're insane
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The Rapture Republic
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Posts: 267
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Rapture Republic » Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:16 pm

Rleesrikhani wrote:
Evil Lord Bane wrote:5/5 A Corrupt Dictatorship, playing God with it's population. Extremely insane.

5/5
So corrupt they're insane

5/5 Believing the existence of a “third” gender.
#ProudKekistani #IhateAutocorrect
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NS stats are not used at all. This nation is in the state of turtle-slow development. Estimated completion, 2100.

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Marcianus
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Posts: 194
Founded: Aug 16, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Marcianus » Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:26 pm

5/5. Any dictatorship is insane.
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Silver Commonwealth
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Posts: 122
Founded: Aug 16, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Silver Commonwealth » Tue Aug 21, 2018 12:35 pm

1/5
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Skyhooked
Minister
 
Posts: 3212
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Skyhooked » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:09 am

3/5 They are not totally crazy, but they are hellbent of oppressing.
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
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Valentine Z
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Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:11 am

0/5

Not insane, just pretty fun-loving!
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Scinan
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Posts: 170
Founded: Mar 17, 2010
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Scinan » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:13 am

Valentine Z wrote:0/5

Not insane, just pretty fun-loving!


1/5

They seem like our kind of crazy.

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Hammer Britannia
Minister
 
Posts: 3078
Founded: Oct 08, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hammer Britannia » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:15 am

2-2.5/5
I am a -∞ Civ, AKA I am god
Officer Gul Dukat wrote:They will hammer u badly
buy my nukes plz
We definitely don't use NSstats or policies
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People say Hitler Did Nothing Wrong, but where is the people who say Mussoini did nothing wrong? Nowhere, because he failed to invade a bunch of Maritime Farmers without support from Hitler.
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The New California Republic
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Posts: 7941
Founded: Jun 06, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The New California Republic » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:17 am

3/5.
The Irradiated Wasteland of The New California Republic: depicting the expanded NCR, several years after the complete victory over Caesar's Legion, and the pacification and annexation of New Vegas and its surrounding areas.
Current President of The NCR: Aaron Kimball.
Current NCR Ambassador to The World Assembly: Colonel James Hsu, NCR Army (Ret.)
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Hammer Britannia
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Founded: Oct 08, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hammer Britannia » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:17 am

The New California Republic wrote:36/5.

FTFY

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I am a -∞ Civ, AKA I am god
Officer Gul Dukat wrote:They will hammer u badly
buy my nukes plz
We definitely don't use NSstats or policies
Official WMD Circlejerk Advocate
People say Hitler Did Nothing Wrong, but where is the people who say Mussoini did nothing wrong? Nowhere, because he failed to invade a bunch of Maritime Farmers without support from Hitler.
Lol, I am not allowed to post anymore factbooks. I've shitposted too much.

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Evil Lord Bane
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Posts: 1031
Founded: Sep 12, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Evil Lord Bane » Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:18 am

5/5 (This was posted by a member of a Powder Gang).
Please note: The scoring in this years Deathrace has been changed. Please click here for the updated scoring chart.
We've improved on the Toxic Death Clouds that hangs above our whole nation. They are now radioactive as well!
Top 3 most read factbook entries:
Popular Deathsports - Carmageddon and Auto Dueling.
Vehicular Weaponization: Do's and Don't's.
Outzones and How to Survive Them.
Disclaimer: The name comes from the game Warlords, and has nothing to do with any DC comic book characters.
Try our new, improved Soylent Green, now with 20% more girls!

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Wolflandil
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Posts: 177
Founded: Jun 15, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wolflandil » Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:11 am

4/5
They are pretty crazy. After all with a name like Evil Lord Bane how can they not be?
civilization
Just your average space fairing magic slinging were-animals.
[This nation does not follow NS Stats.]
Tier:8
Level:8
Type:9
Comparitive Power:5
According to this scale
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DTCM Empire
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 17, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby DTCM Empire » Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:23 pm

bump
/skip

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Great Celestial China
Envoy
 
Posts: 234
Founded: Dec 17, 2017
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Great Celestial China » Tue Aug 28, 2018 7:26 pm

5/5
The flag disturbs me
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
Generation 46, the first time you see this copy and paste it into your signature and add 1 to the generation
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The Ashkeran Empire
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Jan 20, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Ashkeran Empire » Fri Aug 31, 2018 6:40 pm

Great Celestial China wrote:5/5
The flag disturbs me

1/5
[| Voice of the Imperium|] .|

I don’t use NS stats. At all.

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Cruciland
Senator
 
Posts: 4553
Founded: Dec 22, 2011
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Cruciland » Fri Aug 31, 2018 6:58 pm

The Ashkeran Empire wrote:
Great Celestial China wrote:5/5
The flag disturbs me

1/5

2/5
THREADS SINGLE-HANDEDLY KILLED: 25 | Beliefs IBeliefs II
Crucilandians - Old Capital - New Capital | A 5.9 civilization, according to this index.
Socialdemokraterne wrote:If the absence of secularism wasn't enough to scare our people, the rate of which the doomsday button is pressed by them sure settled the matter.

Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Cruciland, I just want to say, your nation is frightening.

The Inevitable Syndicate wrote:My advice to you, dear Gordano-Lysandus, is to run. Or hide. Maybe not hiding, because the Crucilandians will find you, and by their god, you will be assimilated.

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Dark Socialism
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Posts: 259
Founded: Jul 03, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Dark Socialism » Fri Aug 31, 2018 7:00 pm

2/5
≠|Neo-Fascist|Novelle Droite|Radical Traditionalist|C.T.|≠
An isolated America that has existed for a thousand years and has not made any social, technologic or economic progress. Battles against Post-Islamist Eurabians looking for resources in Irouvia are veing defeated by the white natives of the nation.
Spirit will trump technology.
will put a better summary later

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