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How does YL respond to the AL’s pick up line?

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Saunders Global Security
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How does YL respond to the AL’s pick up line?

Postby Saunders Global Security » Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:55 pm

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Zitravgrad
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Postby Zitravgrad » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:15 pm

OOC: Hey, this has the potential to be a very entertaining thread. :p

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Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a late PMT unicameral semi-presidential nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of 19th-20th century Eastern Slavic world, complicated by post-steampunk sci-fi vibe. It has strong energy, mining, science and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. Workers are equal, but intelligentsia are divine. Started off as a badly-written romance with the background of sci-fi black political comedy. Flag: A wasteland patrol by me
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Vadterland
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Vadterland » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:17 pm

Tagging this for later. I see potential here.

/skip
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The Endless Spirit
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Endless Spirit » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:33 pm

"I am quite perplexed. Firstly I don't have internal organs, nothing will ever be truly lethal to me... so your analogy falls flat sadly. But I would be remiss to turn down such an offer."

"Greetings, I'd like to take a moment to memorize this event of our meeting. I will meet more mortals then can possibly be numerically assigned they will be relatively the same, but this moment, I would like to remember for an eternity."

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Cantelo
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Postby Cantelo » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:38 pm

"That's a really weird way to ask someone if they can talk to them, but I'll go with it."

That hand in your flag seems lonely, mind if mine joins it?
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Saunders Global Security
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Postby Saunders Global Security » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:41 pm

“What hand? This is not how the game works, Cant. This is ‘How Your Leader responds to the Above Leader’s pick up line’ not the other way around!”
- President and CEO of the Protectorate of Saunders Global Security, Asher Saunders

OOC: Yeah, that’s not how it works Cantelo :/



“People call me a ‘throne’ you know why? I’m the best seat in the house.”
- President and CEO of the Protectorate of Saunders Global Security, Asher Saunders
“Do I like women? Yes. Do I like older women? Of course. Do I like hot women? Hell yeah! Do I like it when those women are screaming out my name in broad daylight, at sunset and at nightfall? Yes.”
- Asher Saunders, then everybody else is like...

Saunders Global News Network: President Asher Saunders discussing with Japanese government officials to establish base of operations for Saunders Global Security in Tokyo, Japan
Yep the mental breakdown has already happened
Las Palmeras wrote:Somehow you can pull off a whimsical and capable teenage-ish leader all at once.
Garoarsholmur wrote:I really appreciate how hate-able your leader is. Not many people do that.

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Cantelo
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Postby Cantelo » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:47 pm

Saunders Global Security wrote:“What hand? This is not how the game works, Cant. This is ‘How Your Leader responds to the Above Leader’s pick up line’ not the other way around!”
- President and CEO of the Protectorate of Saunders Global Security, Asher Saunders

OOC: Yeah, that’s not how it works Cantelo :/



“People call me a ‘throne’ you know why? I’m the best seat in the house.”
- President and CEO of the Protectorate of Saunders Global Security, Asher Saunders


Yeah whatever let me fix it then;

lEt'S gO tO mY HoUsE aNd wAtCh PoRn on mY fLaT sCrEeN mIrRoR
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Garoarsholmur
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Postby Garoarsholmur » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:52 pm

"Saunders I will fucking kill you if I hear you again."


"There are those who told me it will never work between us, but I fail to see anything wrong." - High Prophetess of Penance
As my factbooks are limited right now, imagine an occult version of iceland that was isolated for about a thousand years until it was invaded by the UK in WWII and released in the 60s. Imagine that for the entirety of history until WWII, paganism was still dominant in the country and it was ruled by Prophets. Today the country is locking itself down and halting attempts to alter their way of life- as the British did to them- by any means necessary.
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Persagonian Republic
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Persagonian Republic » Fri Aug 17, 2018 2:02 am

"And they were right..."
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P a m p a n g a
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Democratic Socialists

Postby P a m p a n g a » Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:42 am

“Well why thank you....”
-High Comrade Marc


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Zitravgrad
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Postby Zitravgrad » Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:43 am

*spits tea collectively*
"OHHHHHHH!"

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Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a late PMT unicameral semi-presidential nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of 19th-20th century Eastern Slavic world, complicated by post-steampunk sci-fi vibe. It has strong energy, mining, science and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. Workers are equal, but intelligentsia are divine. Started off as a badly-written romance with the background of sci-fi black political comedy. Flag: A wasteland patrol by me
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Sarcana
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Ex-Nation

Postby Sarcana » Fri Aug 17, 2018 4:54 am

“Quite amusing, in all honesty.”
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“My dear, your beauty reminds me of a good book. Timeless, and always exquisite.”
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Fatatatutti
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Aug 17, 2018 9:56 am

Sarcana wrote:“My dear, your beauty reminds me of a good book. Timeless, and always exquisite.”

"You should see me with my helmet off."
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Saunders Global Security
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Postby Saunders Global Security » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:19 am

“...so...is this the part where I’m suppose to congratulate you and then we go out on a date or something?”
- President and CEO of the Protectorate of Saunders Global Security, Asher Saunders



“Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.”
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“Do I like women? Yes. Do I like older women? Of course. Do I like hot women? Hell yeah! Do I like it when those women are screaming out my name in broad daylight, at sunset and at nightfall? Yes.”
- Asher Saunders, then everybody else is like...

Saunders Global News Network: President Asher Saunders discussing with Japanese government officials to establish base of operations for Saunders Global Security in Tokyo, Japan
Yep the mental breakdown has already happened
Las Palmeras wrote:Somehow you can pull off a whimsical and capable teenage-ish leader all at once.
Garoarsholmur wrote:I really appreciate how hate-able your leader is. Not many people do that.

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The Imperial Reach
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Imperial Reach » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:21 am

"Cheesy."



"'Pick-up lines', huh? Well, we don't really do that in the Reach but I'll give it a try: 'Baby, I'd share a foxhole with you anytime.'" - Empress Kallistrate VIII
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United American Commomwealth
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby United American Commomwealth » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:25 am

And I would glady
-Jim Carver




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Escocaria
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Ex-Nation

Postby Escocaria » Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:27 am

"Congratulations, the enemy have been routed by your awful pickup lines."
-Empress Annette II
- Ninja'd

"Please leave."
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"I'm in need of an heir and I thought you could help."
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Zitravgrad
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Postby Zitravgrad » Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:19 am

"Let's hope this works with whoever you truly intend to say this."


"There is no point in sweetening your tea when you yourself are already as sweet as honey. I can already taste it just by looking into your eyes."
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky

OOC: Well, yes. I do acknowledge that this is cringey af but it's from a married man to his wife, okay? :p
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LeadersQ&AOverview, Policies and NSstatsEmbassyOOC Things
Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a late PMT unicameral semi-presidential nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of 19th-20th century Eastern Slavic world, complicated by post-steampunk sci-fi vibe. It has strong energy, mining, science and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. Workers are equal, but intelligentsia are divine. Started off as a badly-written romance with the background of sci-fi black political comedy. Flag: A wasteland patrol by me
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Cantelo
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Ex-Nation

Postby Cantelo » Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:24 am

"Get the fuck away from me, occultist. I want nothing to do with your Masonic kind."


"If your left leg is Christmas and your right leg is New Years', can I come between the holidays for dinner?"
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Fatatatutti
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Aug 17, 2018 11:33 am

Cantelo wrote:"If your left leg is Christmas and your right leg is New Years', can I come between the holidays for dinner?"

"I haven't heard that one since I was twelve."
-- General Marie-Louise Castro-Stalina


How about a long walk in the bush?

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Wolflandil
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Father Knows Best State

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"Well, No Romance and straight to the point? Where's the fun in that?"-Rozovyy Almaz

"Love, I have a good idea. You, me a nice stroll down the streets of Nadezhda. After that get a nice romantic dinner."-Rozovyy
civilization
Just your average space fairing magic slinging were-animals.
[This nation does not follow NS Stats.]
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Level:8
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Comparitive Power:5
According to this scale
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Garoarsholmur
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Founded: Aug 14, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Garoarsholmur » Fri Aug 17, 2018 5:40 pm

"As nice as that may be nothing can be done until my sermon is completed!"


"Do you mind if I read the Braille under your clothes?" - High Prophetess of Penance
As my factbooks are limited right now, imagine an occult version of iceland that was isolated for about a thousand years until it was invaded by the UK in WWII and released in the 60s. Imagine that for the entirety of history until WWII, paganism was still dominant in the country and it was ruled by Prophets. Today the country is locking itself down and halting attempts to alter their way of life- as the British did to them- by any means necessary.
NS Stats can die
Eldrith is not the leader of the MT nation and is only for Forum 7 leader threads right now.
I might make Eldrith have a separate nation than this one, or have her be the nation. I haven't decided but I dislike tech mixing into one nation.

Puppet of a nation that I'm not mentioning here.

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The Ahmika Tribe
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Founded: Jul 25, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby The Ahmika Tribe » Fri Aug 17, 2018 6:53 pm

Garoarsholmur wrote:"As nice as that may be nothing can be done until my sermon is completed!"


"Do you mind if I read the Braille under your clothes?" - High Prophetess of Penance

"Hah, this lady funny, like her."

"Have many slaves, but only prettiest are wives. You would be wife."
-Chieftain Dragzok

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Prussian Polish Commonwealth
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Founded: Dec 30, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Prussian Polish Commonwealth » Fri Aug 17, 2018 6:55 pm

Garoarsholmur wrote:"As nice as that may be nothing can be done until my sermon is completed!"


"Do you mind if I read the Braille under your clothes?" - High Prophetess of Penance

"That's incest, sis."
-Crassus von Hohenzollern(yes, carrying it over from that other thread

AN(ninja'd):
*Cocks MG42*
-Princess Maria von Hohenzollern

"You remind me of the shortened version of the G3 rifle I used to carry in the Wehrmacht; short, sweet, and a beauty."
-Crassus von Hohenzollern
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Current leader is Kaiser King Crassus von Hohenzollern
Das Gemeinwesen des Königreichs Preußen, das Königreich Polen und das Großherzogtum Litauen

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A Level 12 civilization, according to this index.

Time: January 2016
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The Black Party
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Founded: Oct 31, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Black Party » Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:00 pm

"I'm 5'9"..."

"That's not short!"
- Minister of Propaganda


*Whispers in patriotic French
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