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YL and AL turn out to be relatives! What does YL say?

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Free American Empire-
Envoy
 
Posts: 345
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

YL and AL turn out to be relatives! What does YL say?

Postby Free American Empire- » Tue Aug 14, 2018 2:58 pm

Scenario: Imagine, that your leader receives DNA test results, and it turns out, that above nation's leader is related to yours! What does your nation's leader say?

Example: "Ehh, it turns out, that the man, who was like a ghost, is my father. Great..."

Renier Langenhoven, President-Governor of Suid-Afrika
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I have moved this nation to the Silver Commonwealth, just like Frievolk did with Asmundia, as too many people seemed to confuse the old name with new one.

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Japan and Pacific States
Diplomat
 
Posts: 557
Founded: Apr 09, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Japan and Pacific States » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:00 pm

"...... How???" - Shogun Yuuhi Koubuin
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Current Events:Imperial Japanese Royal Guard seizes multiple high ranking officials in the Military, government, civilian police forces, corporate executives and others in the Japanese empire after a cult has been brought to light with plans that the Shogunate has announced will be brought to light soon. Mainland Japan locked down, anyone attempting to leave will be shot on sight.
Muv-luv Alternative: Turning Point(OCC/Sign up)

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Eternal Lotharia
Senator
 
Posts: 3569
Founded: Dec 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Eternal Lotharia » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:00 pm

"Ohhhhh no...."
-Lotharian Emperor
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Joe Biden/Beto O'Rourke 2020
or
Bernie Sanders/Steve Bullock 2020
or
Sherrod Brown/Amy Klobuchar 2020

Petrasylvania wrote:
Dahon wrote:
... is this kinky?

Not until a rolled up magazine is used.

This nation's Policies partially represent my views, partially are experimental, same thing with how my nation is in RP.

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The Cybertronian Empire
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 05, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby The Cybertronian Empire » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:01 pm

"Impossible! How am I related to an organic lifeform? Unless... you are one of the Pretenders?"
- The Liege Maximo, One of the Thirteen Primes.
This is a puppet of Pax Cybertronian which takes place in the same Universe as it. The Cybertronian Empire is an off-shoot of the Decepticon Star Empire - they control several galaxies and are intending on wiping out their 'primitive ancestors' as well as all organic life.

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The Rapture Republic
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 417
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Rapture Republic » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:01 pm

”Wat. How is this even possible? I know, Rainer is cold-hearted bastard, like me in some ways. However, I never knew he was a robot, like myself.”
-VictorNet


AN:”Cool! I finally have a big brother to watch over me!”[/i]
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#ProudKekistani #IhateAutocorrect
[|Rapture Tribune|] The Mystery of Columbia written by Franz Frankfurt, becomes the highest grossing novel in Rapture with many citizens intrigued by the forbidden city amongst the skies. |

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This nation does not use NS Stats at all. This nation is in the state of turtle-slow development. Estimated completion, 2100.

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Haja-Mishu
Diplomat
 
Posts: 871
Founded: Jun 27, 2014
Capitalizt

Postby Haja-Mishu » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:02 pm

"No! Impossible! This is a bad joke!"
Embassy Program (Active)
I'm Eternally Bored So TG Me If You Want.
Mesopotamian Aesthetic? Giant Island City? Unfathomably Large Sea Monsters? Free Market Capitalist Economics? Strict Neutrality? That's Us.
Basic Info
Capitalism ≠ Greed you dirty commies. :P --- I don't use NSstats.

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Northern Ateria
Envoy
 
Posts: 248
Founded: May 29, 2016
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Northern Ateria » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:19 pm

“I feel even more unhappy with my life than usual after finding out this...man is related to me.”
- His Imperial Majesty, Emperor Hewitt vi Britannia
.. The Northerner ..: To be announced

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The Imperial Reach
Diplomat
 
Posts: 751
Founded: Jun 22, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Imperial Reach » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:40 pm

"Impossible. Worse still, insulting." - Empress Kallistrate VIII
In the process of a massive retcon, like, massive
NS stats are the devil's lettuce
I'm too lazy to make a fancy sig

My F7 Policy
My puppets because I'm sure you were all DYING to know.

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Zeritae
Attaché
 
Posts: 90
Founded: Jun 10, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zeritae » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:42 pm

The Imperial Reach wrote:"Impossible. Worse still, insulting." - Empress Kallistrate VIII


I am related to a fragment of a God.
Holy...
A 20.2 civilization, according to this index located here.
"For Sovereignty is wisdom,For globalism is of fools"
Lycemian Federated Provinces
Join the region of Northern Utopia! Or don't. But if you want an rp region, go there!

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Valentine Z
Senator
 
Posts: 3961
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:46 pm

And I am related to a fragment of a fragment of a God. Interesting interpretation...
- Valkyrie General Valentijn Samantha Maxwell “De Sierlijke Angelus” Delta Weston Tracey Mitchell Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Sierlijke und Verwonderlijk Feline Utopia et its Heerlijk Autonomous Opperheerschappij ov Valentine Z !
>>> >>> >>> Q & A Here! <<< <<< <<<
• About me.
• You thought I'm a She. But it is I, a dude!
Silver Commonwealth is the long-lost, evil, and short brother of Valentine Z!
• Eat my freaking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

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Teutonican Empire
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Mar 11, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby Teutonican Empire » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:52 pm

"Are you real? Furthermore, how? You're a...human, and I'm a Teutonican. Our species are on opposite sides of the galaxy. I'm....quite dumbfounded."
- Her Revered and Sublime Majesty, Empress Lune III de Silurie[/b]
Overview Leader Anthem
The Teutonican Empire is an FT Empire of squid-like warrior people, set 1100 years in the future, with strangely Napoleonic or French culture.

Average lifespan of a Teutonican increased by 3 years from 44 to 47, average expected lifespan now at 89

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Auzkhia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 26684
Founded: Mar 11, 2010
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Auzkhia » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:53 pm

"You're now qualified to carry the title of Archduchess of Auzkhia."
-Emperor Karl II of Habsburg-Lorraine
Hello, I'm Auzi.
I do not use NS page statistics.
PONIES UNITE!!!
Factbook (Under Construction) Death to Realism! Embassies
Alles über mich, everything about me.
Genderqueer Androgyne (They/them) Bisexual, Pennsylvanian, Furry, Agnostic atheist, libertarian socialist.
Democratic President 2020

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Sarcana
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 63
Founded: Jun 13, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sarcana » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:57 pm

“This is quite the complicated situation. I must state now that I will take on no monarchal duties or titles. I will not abandon the system we have fostered since our independence.”
Lord-Archon Kensington
Archonate of Sarcana
Arkonate Sarkange

The Morning Herald | Lord-Archon Kensington spooks French ambassador with his pet tarantula, proceeds to laugh it off and handles tarantula during talks

Genderbend Saunders Global Security wrote:“I never knew Doctor Strange could hold such a position in the world of politics but he’s been acting like an old man these days.”
- President and CEO of the Protectorate of Saunders Global Security, Ashley Saunders
Politics:
Syncretism
Pro: Democracy | Technophilia| Laïcité
Anti: Totalitarianism | Neo-Luddism | Theocracy
“I was really too honest a man to be a politician and live.” - Socrates

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The Rapture Republic
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 417
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Rapture Republic » Tue Aug 14, 2018 4:33 pm

Sarcana wrote:“This is quite the complicated situation. I must state now that I will take on no monarchal duties or titles. I will not abandon the system we have fostered since our independence.”
Lord-Archon Kensington

”No. It’s not possible.....”
-VictorNet
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#ProudKekistani #IhateAutocorrect
[|Rapture Tribune|] The Mystery of Columbia written by Franz Frankfurt, becomes the highest grossing novel in Rapture with many citizens intrigued by the forbidden city amongst the skies. |

Current RPs:
Join Dawetid’s Discord Today!
This nation does not use NS Stats at all. This nation is in the state of turtle-slow development. Estimated completion, 2100.

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Prussian Polish Commonwealth
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1212
Founded: Dec 30, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Prussian Polish Commonwealth » Tue Aug 14, 2018 4:35 pm

The Rapture Republic wrote:
Sarcana wrote:“This is quite the complicated situation. I must state now that I will take on no monarchal duties or titles. I will not abandon the system we have fostered since our independence.”
Lord-Archon Kensington

”No. It’s not possible.....”
-Victor

"..."
*Slams disown button.*
-Kaiser King Crassus von Hohenzollern
Current leader is Kaiser King Crassus von Hohenzollern
Das Gemeinwesen des Königreichs Preußen, das Königreich Polen und das Großherzogtum Litauen

Our three anthems
Main Theme
War theme
Peace theme
Victory theme
Defeat theme

Embassy Program
A Level 12 civilization, according to this index.

Time: January 2016
NEWS
Prussia-Poland exits EU////Sejm grants Kingdom of Bavaria shared autonomy in Danzig///Royal Bavarian Navy set to expand///German 'No Borders' activists hold rally near border crossing, breach fence before broken up with cavalry charge///5000 Christian refugees taken in

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Garoarsholmur
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 14, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Garoarsholmur » Tue Aug 14, 2018 4:44 pm

"So my parents had a trip in Europe? That explains why your parents were unknown at least. I take it this makes us brother and sister. We will not speak of this." - High Prophetess of Penance
As my factbooks are limited right now, imagine an occult version of iceland that was isolated for about a thousand years until it was invaded by the UK in WWII and released in the 60s. Imagine that for the entirety of history until WWII, paganism was still dominant in the country and it was ruled by Prophets. Today the country is locking itself down and halting attempts to alter their way of life- as the British did to them- by any means necessary.
NS Stats can die
Eldrith is not the leader of the MT nation and is only for Forum 7 leader threads right now.
I might make Eldrith have a separate nation than this one, or have her be the nation. I haven't decided but I dislike tech mixing into one nation.

Puppet of a nation that I'm not mentioning here.

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Sarcana
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 63
Founded: Jun 13, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sarcana » Tue Aug 14, 2018 4:48 pm

“Quite a surprising predicament, this is. I do believe I can live with the fact you are my cousin.”
Lord-Archon Kensington
Archonate of Sarcana
Arkonate Sarkange

The Morning Herald | Lord-Archon Kensington spooks French ambassador with his pet tarantula, proceeds to laugh it off and handles tarantula during talks

Genderbend Saunders Global Security wrote:“I never knew Doctor Strange could hold such a position in the world of politics but he’s been acting like an old man these days.”
- President and CEO of the Protectorate of Saunders Global Security, Ashley Saunders
Politics:
Syncretism
Pro: Democracy | Technophilia| Laïcité
Anti: Totalitarianism | Neo-Luddism | Theocracy
“I was really too honest a man to be a politician and live.” - Socrates

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Prussian Polish Commonwealth
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1212
Founded: Dec 30, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Prussian Polish Commonwealth » Tue Aug 14, 2018 4:50 pm

Garoarsholmur wrote:"So my parents had a trip in Europe? That explains why your parents were unknown at least. I take it this makes us brother and sister. We will not speak of this." - High Prophetess of Penance

"No clue why you're related to Wilhelm II, then, other sister."
-Crassus


"Tomorrow. 5AM. Konigsberg. Whoever knocks off the windvane on the castle wins, bring your own weapon."
-Maria von Hohenzollern
/skip
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Current leader is Kaiser King Crassus von Hohenzollern
Das Gemeinwesen des Königreichs Preußen, das Königreich Polen und das Großherzogtum Litauen

Our three anthems
Main Theme
War theme
Peace theme
Victory theme
Defeat theme

Embassy Program
A Level 12 civilization, according to this index.

Time: January 2016
NEWS
Prussia-Poland exits EU////Sejm grants Kingdom of Bavaria shared autonomy in Danzig///Royal Bavarian Navy set to expand///German 'No Borders' activists hold rally near border crossing, breach fence before broken up with cavalry charge///5000 Christian refugees taken in

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Eternal Lotharia
Senator
 
Posts: 3569
Founded: Dec 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Eternal Lotharia » Tue Aug 14, 2018 5:06 pm

"Eh, I'm part German. This isn't too odd."
Part-Roman-Prussian-French-Italian-Swedish- Emperor Julius V of Lotharia.
Joe Biden/Beto O'Rourke 2020
or
Bernie Sanders/Steve Bullock 2020
or
Sherrod Brown/Amy Klobuchar 2020

Petrasylvania wrote:
Dahon wrote:
... is this kinky?

Not until a rolled up magazine is used.

This nation's Policies partially represent my views, partially are experimental, same thing with how my nation is in RP.

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Valentine Z
Senator
 
Posts: 3961
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Tue Aug 14, 2018 5:25 pm

Eternal Lotharia wrote:"Eh, I'm part German. This isn't too odd."
Part-Roman-Prussian-French-Italian-Swedish- Emperor Julius V of Lotharia.


Somewhere, somehow, our Dutch and Burmese ancestors must have met yours. Fascinating case of anthropology!
- Valkyrie General Valentijn Samantha Maxwell “De Sierlijke Angelus” Delta Weston Tracey Mitchell Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Sierlijke und Verwonderlijk Feline Utopia et its Heerlijk Autonomous Opperheerschappij ov Valentine Z !
>>> >>> >>> Q & A Here! <<< <<< <<<
• About me.
• You thought I'm a She. But it is I, a dude!
Silver Commonwealth is the long-lost, evil, and short brother of Valentine Z!
• Eat my freaking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

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The Rapture Republic
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 417
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Rapture Republic » Tue Aug 14, 2018 5:38 pm

Valentine Z wrote:
Eternal Lotharia wrote:"Eh, I'm part German. This isn't too odd."
Part-Roman-Prussian-French-Italian-Swedish- Emperor Julius V of Lotharia.


Somewhere, somehow, our Dutch and Burmese ancestors must have met yours. Fascinating case of anthropology!
- Valkyrie General Valentijn Samantha Maxwell “De Sierlijke Angelus” Delta Weston Tracey Mitchell Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing

”Another brother for me. But this time, organic!”
-VictorNet
#ProudKekistani #IhateAutocorrect
[|Rapture Tribune|] The Mystery of Columbia written by Franz Frankfurt, becomes the highest grossing novel in Rapture with many citizens intrigued by the forbidden city amongst the skies. |

Current RPs:
Join Dawetid’s Discord Today!
This nation does not use NS Stats at all. This nation is in the state of turtle-slow development. Estimated completion, 2100.

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The Imperial Reach
Diplomat
 
Posts: 751
Founded: Jun 22, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Imperial Reach » Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:05 pm

The Rapture Republic wrote:
Valentine Z wrote:
Somewhere, somehow, our Dutch and Burmese ancestors must have met yours. Fascinating case of anthropology!
- Valkyrie General Valentijn Samantha Maxwell “De Sierlijke Angelus” Delta Weston Tracey Mitchell Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing

”Another brother for me. But this time, organic!”
-VictorNet


"By the Gods, what unholy union could have possibly..." - Empress Kallistrate VIII
In the process of a massive retcon, like, massive
NS stats are the devil's lettuce
I'm too lazy to make a fancy sig

My F7 Policy
My puppets because I'm sure you were all DYING to know.

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Valentine Z
Senator
 
Posts: 3961
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:09 pm

The Imperial Reach wrote:
"By the Gods, what unholy union could have possibly..." - Empress Kallistrate VIII


Well, well... now I know where my warrior-like stance and attitude comes from. Though... I have to say, you are probably a more worthy relative than me, given how I like to stupidly charge into battlefields.
- Valkyrie General Valentijn Samantha Maxwell “De Sierlijke Angelus” Delta Weston Tracey Mitchell Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Sierlijke und Verwonderlijk Feline Utopia et its Heerlijk Autonomous Opperheerschappij ov Valentine Z !
>>> >>> >>> Q & A Here! <<< <<< <<<
• About me.
• You thought I'm a She. But it is I, a dude!
Silver Commonwealth is the long-lost, evil, and short brother of Valentine Z!
• Eat my freaking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

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Saunders Global Security
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Jun 22, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Saunders Global Security » Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:09 pm

“What the f***!? Aw man! Does this I have to apologize to her because she’s family now?”
- President and CEO of the Protectorate of Saunders Global Security, Asher Saunders

AN:

“If the Iron Giant is my ‘relative’, then please do explain why he is that f***ing big and tall?! ...sh*t...I gotta accept this new reality...”
- President and CEO of the Protectorate of Saunders Global Security, Asher Saunders
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“Do I like women? Yes. Do I like older women? Of course. Do I like hot women? Hell yeah! Do I like it when those women are screaming out my name in broad daylight, at sunset and at nightfall? Yes.”
- Asher Saunders, then everybody else is like...

Saunders Global News Network: President Asher Saunders discussing with Japanese government officials to establish base of operations for Saunders Global Security in Tokyo, Japan
Yep the mental breakdown has already happened
Las Palmeras wrote:Somehow you can pull off a whimsical and capable teenage-ish leader all at once.
Garoarsholmur wrote:I really appreciate how hate-able your leader is. Not many people do that.

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The Rapture Republic
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 417
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Rapture Republic » Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:22 pm

Saunders Global Security wrote:“What the f***!? Aw man! Does this I have to apologize to her because she’s family now?”
- President and CEO of the Protectorate of Saunders Global Security, Asher Saunders

AN:

“If the Iron Giant is my ‘relative’, then please do explain why he is that f***ing big and tall?! ...sh*t...I gotta accept this new reality...”
- President and CEO of the Protectorate of Saunders Global Security, Asher Saunders

”I knew, we where destined, somehow to be brothers!”
-VictorNet
#ProudKekistani #IhateAutocorrect
[|Rapture Tribune|] The Mystery of Columbia written by Franz Frankfurt, becomes the highest grossing novel in Rapture with many citizens intrigued by the forbidden city amongst the skies. |

Current RPs:
Join Dawetid’s Discord Today!
This nation does not use NS Stats at all. This nation is in the state of turtle-slow development. Estimated completion, 2100.

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