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The Federation of Kendor
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Founded: Dec 08, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

What if?

Postby The Federation of Kendor » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:49 am

Based on a new game in F7 called the automotive What if?, I decided to make a new one that is more broad than automobile and encompass any topics. The rule will be the same as the automobile one, with a player making a what if question and the next answering it, before coming up with a what if question if their own, and it continues from there.

I start

What if Max Barry never made NationStates?
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North Korean Russia wrote:"I am God! You are powerless against me! I am so awesome that when I play basketball I always get four points per shot!" -Kim Jong-Putin.

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Stiltball
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Posts: 44
Founded: Aug 14, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Stiltball » Wed Jul 25, 2018 9:50 am

you couldn't have asked that question.



what if tony blair had been a socialist and not a tory grisling?

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Die PreuBen Kaiserreich
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 123
Founded: Jan 27, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Die PreuBen Kaiserreich » Wed Jul 25, 2018 10:04 am

I dunno man, I'm a dumb American yeehaw freedom.

What if I wasn't a dumb American yeehaw freedom and my family still lived in Germany?

(no butchered german jokes plz i know i fucked up my name)
    Preußen✙Nachrichten:
  • ✙ Königliches Familien-Update ✙ : ✙ Kaiser Hans III returns from the PRC, touches down in Koenigsberg ✙
  • Fußball-Ergebnisse: BBNM moves on to international stadium
  • Weltnachrichten: n/a
✙ CURRENTLY: June, 1959✙
The capital B was made as a replacement to the German letter ß, and is pronounced like "ss".
#PewdiepieDoArtilleryOnly
✙ Current Kaiser: Kaiser Hans Wolfe III, 49 ✙
RP POPULATION: 204 Million
A 16.8 civilization, according to this index.
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Rusthenia
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Posts: 139
Founded: Jun 12, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Rusthenia » Wed Jul 25, 2018 10:06 am

Then you'd be speaking German right now

what if I was born in Canada and not AMEIRCA
USS Monitor wrote:It's long...
★ The Socialist Soviet Republic of Rusthenia ✷ Socialističeskaja Sovetskaja Respublika russenia★
an Democratic Socialist state in Eurasian and the Alaskan Peninsula led by Premier-Commissar Alexei Dostoyevsk★
Moskva Chronicle: The Polish Autonomous Commune becomes the Polish SSR alongside the Finnish SSR and Northern Persian SSR. US Pres Jeffrey Clark Announces summit with Rusthenian leader Vassili Karantirov. Premier Vassili Karantiro becomes Premier after Coup 
International Coverage: Persia demands the Northern Persian SSR and for The Persian Republic be annexed. The Turks renounce their claim on Eastern Thrace.

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Fatatatutti
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Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Wed Jul 25, 2018 4:11 pm

Rusthenia wrote:Then you'd be speaking German right now

what if I was born in Canada and not AMEIRCA

You'd be posting from the wifi at Tim Hortons.

What if ducks drove dynamite trucks?

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Scottish Socialists
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Founded: Dec 27, 2016
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Scottish Socialists » Wed Jul 25, 2018 4:16 pm

We would have exploded by now.

What if the Soviets won the Cold War?
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Valentine Z
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Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Wed Jul 25, 2018 4:17 pm

I'll be seeing red everywhere, quite literally, really. And Russian will take over as the world's Lingua Franca.

What if the two World Wars never happened?
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Freezic Vast
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Founded: Jul 30, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Freezic Vast » Wed Jul 25, 2018 4:19 pm

Valentine Z wrote:I'll be seeing red everywhere, quite literally, really. And Russian will take over as the world's Lingua Franca.

What if the two World Wars never happened?

We'd live in peace and harmony (Or not)

What if Kennedy was never assassinated?

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The New California Republic
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9055
Founded: Jun 06, 2011
Anarchy

Postby The New California Republic » Wed Jul 25, 2018 4:20 pm

Conspiracy theory would be a lot more boring.

What if Kate and Wills had never got married?
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The Irradiated Wasteland of The New California Republic: depicting the expanded NCR, several years after the complete victory over Caesar's Legion, and the pacification and annexation of New Vegas and its surrounding areas.
Current President of The NCR: Aaron Kimball.
Current NCR Ambassador to The World Assembly: Colonel James Hsu, NCR Army (Ret.)
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New chariel
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Mar 17, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby New chariel » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:22 pm

The New California Republic wrote:Conspiracy theory would be a lot more boring.

What if Kate and Wills had never got married?


The cheap media would need some other topic to cover.

What if Europe never existed?

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Dark Socialism
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 467
Founded: Jul 03, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Dark Socialism » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:25 pm

The world would be unrecognizable


What if Baron Von ungern took over Russia during the civil war
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"Hate crimes" have risen 17%, the people are rising up against those who rule them
A Futuristic fascist empire in the American southwest where the population is selectively bred for eternal war and spiritual civilization.

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Destructive Government Economic System
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Founded: Jun 15, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Destructive Government Economic System » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:26 pm

Russia'd likely be even worse off than it currently is.

What if North Korea was actually powerful?
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Just your typical guy who wants to have fun. Don't take this nation seriously,
ever.
I DO NOT use NS stats!
Keshiland literally wrote:I would give it a no. A country that lies about how free, or how great, or how humanitarian it is can never be developed. Example, NK lies and says they are democratic and are not, the US lies and says we are free yet we incarcerate millions for a medical plant. See we are basically a larger more populated North Korea.


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Hazukenia
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Founded: Jun 30, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Hazukenia » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:19 pm

We'd be screwed.

What if China was weak?
Hail Hazuken! Long may he live! Hazuken nioh! K'nea zijow ino!

This nation was based on several autocracies and a few democracies. NS stats are not representative of my actual views.
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Wawakanatote
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Posts: 183
Founded: Feb 19, 2012
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Wawakanatote » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:24 pm

Then it would be called Taiwan.

What if there were never any revolutions in history?
OOC Factbook
Pro: Marxism-Leninism, Socialism,
Leninism, Mao, Deng, Xi

Neutral: Left Wing Nationalism
Anti: Ultra-Leftism, Capitalism,
Fascism, Nazism, Imperialism

Economic: -9
Social: 2
Full Nation Name: Supranational Union of Socialist Republics
Government: Federal Engelist-Laximist One-Party Socialist Republic
Political Leaders: C. Song Liyuan, V.C. Lev Bronshtein
National Anthem: "Loyalty to the Country"
The Supranational Union welcomes you! - Roza Pankova, SUSR Minister Of Communications
"Peace, Equality, Unity"|"Мир, равенство, единство"|"和平,平等,团结"

For more information go to: Our National Factbook

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The West Roman Papal Confederation
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Founded: Jul 18, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby The West Roman Papal Confederation » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:57 pm

Ancient Rome would've been an absolute monarchy, Thermopylae might've not happened, and much, MUCH, more.


W H A T I F T H E E N T E N T E W O N W W I ?
(more accurately, what if Fuhrerreich happened)
(If you don't know what Fuhrerreich is, look it up it's actually pretty interesting)
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Vederazan
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Posts: 11
Founded: Jul 24, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Vederazan » Sat Jul 28, 2018 1:23 pm

Um... isn't that what actually happened?


What if Italy was an island?
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-= Ved-TV News =-
[National]: Tye-dye outlawed for being too occult; various religions protest[International]:Brasilistan is now a colony of Vederazan; all its inhabitants are considered citizens of the country[Sports]:People want to actually have sports teams instead of receiving news about nothing

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Stiltball
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Posts: 44
Founded: Aug 14, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Stiltball » Mon Jul 30, 2018 11:44 am

All roads need bridges to get to Rome.


they asked for volunteers to colonise space.

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Karamiko
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Posts: 443
Founded: Mar 17, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Karamiko » Mon Jul 30, 2018 12:02 pm

A longstanding aspect of science fiction becomes reality.

What if the U.S. had my nation's political parties?
Karamiko - the land of lush pine forests, adorable king penguins, cultural diversity, kindness, medical expertise, humanistic religion, baseball, unique fashion styles, and more!
IC name is Antarctica ~ The year is 3018 ~ NS Stats are not used!

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Die PreuBen Kaiserreich
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Posts: 123
Founded: Jan 27, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Die PreuBen Kaiserreich » Mon Jul 30, 2018 12:04 pm

"WHAT IS THIS, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"

- literally every American including myself

(technically, though, we kinda do, but the GOP and the Democratic Party are the 2 major ones. We have the Green Party, Libertarian, Alaska First party (for Alaskan independence), etc.)

What if Digg beat Reddit?
    Preußen✙Nachrichten:
  • ✙ Königliches Familien-Update ✙ : ✙ Kaiser Hans III returns from the PRC, touches down in Koenigsberg ✙
  • Fußball-Ergebnisse: BBNM moves on to international stadium
  • Weltnachrichten: n/a
✙ CURRENTLY: June, 1959✙
The capital B was made as a replacement to the German letter ß, and is pronounced like "ss".
#PewdiepieDoArtilleryOnly
✙ Current Kaiser: Kaiser Hans Wolfe III, 49 ✙
RP POPULATION: 204 Million
A 16.8 civilization, according to this index.
National Anthem

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The West Roman Papal Confederation
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Jul 18, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby The West Roman Papal Confederation » Mon Jul 30, 2018 12:12 pm

The SDP would devolve into the Democratic Party and the LDP would devolve into the Republican Party. The ANC would have its votes picked up by the two moderate parties on either side of the spectrum.

FPTP is a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Ninja'd: give me a minute to think...

Speaking of which, what if Britain had STV?
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Hallelujah!

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Karamiko
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Posts: 443
Founded: Mar 17, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Karamiko » Mon Jul 30, 2018 12:28 pm

If this STV system worked like the one in Ireland...
Labour and Conservatives would still be very powerful, but the Liberal Democrats would pick up a lot more seats. The SNP, Plaid Cymru, and Northern Ireland's parties would probably stay the same.

What if Australia was located at the equator?
Karamiko - the land of lush pine forests, adorable king penguins, cultural diversity, kindness, medical expertise, humanistic religion, baseball, unique fashion styles, and more!
IC name is Antarctica ~ The year is 3018 ~ NS Stats are not used!

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Die PreuBen Kaiserreich
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 123
Founded: Jan 27, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Die PreuBen Kaiserreich » Mon Jul 30, 2018 12:31 pm

atlantis.




What if gunpowder was never discovered?
    Preußen✙Nachrichten:
  • ✙ Königliches Familien-Update ✙ : ✙ Kaiser Hans III returns from the PRC, touches down in Koenigsberg ✙
  • Fußball-Ergebnisse: BBNM moves on to international stadium
  • Weltnachrichten: n/a
✙ CURRENTLY: June, 1959✙
The capital B was made as a replacement to the German letter ß, and is pronounced like "ss".
#PewdiepieDoArtilleryOnly
✙ Current Kaiser: Kaiser Hans Wolfe III, 49 ✙
RP POPULATION: 204 Million
A 16.8 civilization, according to this index.
National Anthem

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Tokuopolis
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Posts: 1611
Founded: Oct 04, 2014
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Tokuopolis » Mon Jul 30, 2018 12:34 pm

Die PreuBen Kaiserreich wrote:atlantis.




What if gunpowder was never discovered?

Native Americans would rule the world.

What if The X-Files was never cancelled?
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Cupofchar
Secretary
 
Posts: 36
Founded: Sep 04, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cupofchar » Mon Jul 30, 2018 2:17 pm

aliens would visit the planet and wonder if there was intelligent life here as they cancelled after series 6-/just an arbitrary number not a critique/



all ink turned invisible once read.

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Oncolithia
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Posts: 8
Founded: Apr 22, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Oncolithia » Mon Jul 30, 2018 3:42 pm

Everyone would just use graphite as a substitute

What if Net Neutrality and Article 13 were passed simultaneously?
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