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Spam Spam Spam
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 111
Founded: Jan 20, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

My Cookie!

Postby Spam Spam Spam » Thu Jun 28, 2018 5:38 pm

In this game you have to make up a way to take the cookie from the poster above you.

I'll start, I find the cookie in a barn.

My cookie!

Oh yeah, say "My cookie!" at the end of every post

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La Paz de Los Ricos
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Posts: 133
Founded: Oct 26, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby La Paz de Los Ricos » Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:05 pm

(hey check it out a thread i will post now)

Lol I made it small and in a spoiler so haha you have to do effort to read it.

I post a flyer in a back alleyway, which says nothing but "revolt now", which begins a full-scale riot against the world's political superpowers, causing the start of the collapse of all the national governments. The international, and soon, the global economies soon crash and burn, causing impoverished nations, such as Venezuela, Somalia, Sierre Leone, and others to fall into civil conflict, and then, a civil war. As a result, the United States and Russia race to take control of the disputed regions leads to a second Cold War. Putin is then assassinated, and as a result, Russia then succumbs to civil war. The Second Russian Soviet Republic (SRSR) is established after Moscow is devastated in the fighting. The SRSR begins a socialist-communist campaign across the world, in an attempt to gain enough support to invade and defeat the United States government. Belarus, Cuba, Venezuela, and Mongolia join the SRSR as the first tribute republics. Despite the tension, the United States' regularly scheduled presidential elections still occur. A man named Robert Minsterson is elected into office. The United States invades Cuba, and President Minsterson then declares a genocide against the Cuban population, and the peoples in Puerto Rico, Guam, and other territories are outraged. Soon, Puerto Rico and Guam declares their independence. Minsterson then orders a genocide and bombing of historic sites across the islands. A revolution begins on the West Coast and the Great Lake States. Large economic cities, such as Los Angeles, Chicago, Indianapolis, and New York especially are kept under firm government control. New rebellions, such as the Torch Rebellion in Indiana and Michigan, the Lone Revolt in California, and the Libertus Movement in New York and New Jersey gain popularity. The SRSR, taking advantage of the weakened United States, begins invading through Alaska. The state falls, as Minsterson cannot spare any forces to defend the state. Canada begins taking up arms and militarizing their border with Soviet Alaska. The United States orders nuclear strikes against the cities of Minsk, Havana, Caracas, and Puerto Guayana. Venezuela immediately collapses into full scale conflict. Minsterson immediately invades and takes control of Venezuela. Belarus' economy suffers incredibly, and the SRSR ejects it from the Union. The US immediately declares war against Belarus, and wins easily, as the SRSR turns its back to the demilitarized and impoverished nation. Mexico, Brazil, and Colombia orders and immediate close of Latin American diplomatic relations, and immediately militarize the US-Mexican and American-Venezuelan borders. As a response, the United States organizes the scandalous bombing of an American train thirty-five miles north of the Mexican border. The United States declares war on the nations of Mexico, Guatemala, Argentina, and Colombia. The SRSR has made advances into India and the Middle East. Bangladesh is the first to fall, as the nation has the world's weakest economy since the crash of world's trade markets. Next Pakistan falls, then India, then Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Myanmar, and then, Saudi Arabia's economy crashes, and the SRSR gains control of the oil fields. The US controls the world's largest oil reserves, north of Venezuela, and is attempting to control the Brazilian coast for more reserves. The SRSR ignites a special charge to agitate the reserves in the Caribbean. The reserves ignite and explode, causing a massive tidal wave over Venezuela, Cuba, Colombia, and the Guyanas. The islands of Cuba, Juventud, Hispaniola, Jamaica, and Puerto Rico are polluted, and the wildlife goes extinct on each island. The landscape is considered "unsuitable," and all efforts to repopulate and reforest the islands are given up, and each island is torched and purged of all remaining life. The Caribbean Sea is extremely polluted, and all life goes extinct as well. The SRSR invades Venezuela through the polluted sea, and successfully recaptures the state. Communism spreads through Latin America. As a result, Spanish and Portuguese are associated with communists and socialism in general, and President Minsterson orders that the two languages, and all cultures and national pride related to them, are to be punishable crimes, with the only available punishment being torture by government officials for information. Throughout the United States, the Torch Rebellion and Libertus Movement converge, and the northeastern of the States fall into democratic hands. The Lone Revolt fails, however, as Minsterson and the United States cannot afford to lose the West Coast, as if it loses that coast, it also loses the largest and most prosperous cities, as well as becoming landlocked. The SRSR experiences major economic hardships after losing Belarus to the United States. As the Eastern European nation is under harsh US control, the SRSR shares borders with the United States. President Minsterson orders nuclear strikes on the rebuilding city of Moscow. The attack leaves the city absolutely devastated. The SRSR, furious at the attack, orders a full retaliation on all nations remotely related to the United States. The result is an all out global-scale nuclear conflict. The world is absolutely devastated, with no life forms remaining. The Earth is an irradiated wasteland.

And in the barren badlands, riddled with scorched human and animal corpses, I take the cookie.

My cookie!
LA PAZ DE LOS RICOS
Treangolist Realization


Official Ricano Media Platform (ORMP): [International]: Petition to change USA denonym from "American" to "USAian" begins in Los Ricos | [National]: PLACEHOLDER | [National]: PLACEHOLDER


Date of Treangolist Realization: [Jun 13, 2018]. It has been [36 days] since the establishment of Treangolism. (I know, yeah, yeah, another reform)

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Spokesperson
 
Posts: 111
Founded: Jan 20, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Spam Spam Spam » Fri Jun 29, 2018 6:25 am

You get distracted by other food and drop the cookie.

My cookie!

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Myfanwyski
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 44
Founded: Aug 12, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Myfanwyski » Fri Jun 29, 2018 6:43 am

I creep up behind and scream, "Boooo!" Startled, you dropped the cookie.

Looking at at the cookie- I see you have had a quick nibble.


- oh, it's my cookie
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Likar
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 461
Founded: Jun 03, 2017
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Likar » Fri Jun 29, 2018 6:47 am

I would hug him, making him feel good, and giving me the cookie.

Now it’s MY COOKIE
A 15 civilization, according to this index.

LOVEWHOYOUARE~

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RMS Columbina
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jun 28, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby RMS Columbina » Fri Jun 29, 2018 6:54 am

I blare the horns of my ship and you, startled by the noise, let the cookie fall in the sea. I fish it out, dry it and declare my claim.

MY COOKIE!!!

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Cupofchar
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Sep 04, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cupofchar » Fri Jun 29, 2018 6:59 am

A fish jumps out of the sea and takes the cookie from your slippy wet hand. The fish swims over to me and hands it to me. My fish has several years training in retrieving lost at sea cookie for me.

My soggy cookie

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Mugledome
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Posts: 20
Founded: May 08, 2016
Democratic Socialists

Postby Mugledome » Fri Jun 29, 2018 7:01 am

A royal hang glider spots the cookie and swoops in to steal it.

My cookie!
I DON'T USE NS STATISTICS
This Nation is a parody nation of N.K. Stouffer's book The Legend of Rah and the Muggles, and my goal is to represent as close as possible how their land (or rather,Marysue-topia) is supposed to be like, also using ZeldaQueen and ImpishIdea's analysis as sources. It's supposed to be a smurf/LOTR-like world that happens after a nuclear holocaust, and yes, even I can't make sense out of this premise.


I AM: Spanish, Linkin Park fan, vegetarian, cat lover, bass player, aspie, liker of trashy media like horrible films, books and music.

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S i t k a
Diplomat
 
Posts: 816
Founded: Dec 21, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby S i t k a » Fri Jun 29, 2018 7:03 am

Sitka's torpedo ram, the Thunder Child, rams the side of the RMS Columbina, perhaps by accident. In the midst of the negotiations that follow, an enterprising young crewman steals the cookie and brings it on board the torpedo ram. Following some failed attempts to share the cookie equally among the crew, it is placed at a vault below deck.

EDIT: Ninja'd.
AN: The hang glider crashes into the ship's funnel, and you drop the cookie into the hold.

My cookie.
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The United Settlements of Sitka
A small corner of the world in 1872. Set in the world of the video game 80 Days, with supernatural beings mixed in. Several factbooks need to be redone.
I'm socially awkward sometimes, so I might not always be the best at roleplays etc.
The Times: Russian Empire finally gives vampires equal rights -- transatlantic airship 'Henrietta' may push ocean liner company into bankruptcy
Local News: near-fatal automobile accident on the Baranof Trunk Road spurs debate on the regulation of motorcars -- St. Julian militia acquires its first gyrocopter

Ask questions about this strange place! ---- Make the Ram's Head Saloon great again!

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Treskovia
Envoy
 
Posts: 255
Founded: Aug 30, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Treskovia » Fri Jun 29, 2018 7:06 am

Yeets at light-speed and takes cookie while everyone's wondering what the fuck just happened.

My cookie.
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National Anthem

Tier 8, Level 0, 1 or 3(depends on species), Type 7 civilization acording to this.

Songs to associate with me:
Anthem of the Xenophile Association, a group of people who love aliens
Anthem of the Patriot's League

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St Auguste
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Jun 18, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby St Auguste » Fri Jun 29, 2018 7:07 am

Inside the ship is the nephew of the French king, Emmanuel Macron. Macron is hungry, and he quickly grabs the cookie and puts it in his pocket.

My cookie!
Kingdom of France
Royaume de France
Regnum Gallia

With the ascension of the Bourbons in the 16th century, France became more Protestant and less Catholic.
I made this nation because French is a beautiful language.
Soissogne Post: Birthday of King Andre V, attended by 3,000 people around the world | RS St. Louis, successfully cruised the entire world in 80 days | Famous singer Edith Piaf, dies at age of 102

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Govetia
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Jun 24, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Govetia » Fri Jun 29, 2018 7:12 am

Macron forgets his jacket in the laundry room. The Govetian president Yÿṿÿyal finds it and puts it inside his vault.

My Cookie!

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Spam Spam Spam
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 111
Founded: Jan 20, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Spam Spam Spam » Fri Jun 29, 2018 7:22 am

After many years, the president dies and a thief (me) opens the vault.

My cookie!

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Mugledome
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Posts: 20
Founded: May 08, 2016
Democratic Socialists

Postby Mugledome » Fri Jun 29, 2018 7:28 am

But actually the cookie...was a muffin! The vault was actually broken in several years before and the cookie is now in custody of an ancient secret cult that worships it as a blessing from the gods.

Our cookie now.
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I DON'T USE NS STATISTICS
This Nation is a parody nation of N.K. Stouffer's book The Legend of Rah and the Muggles, and my goal is to represent as close as possible how their land (or rather,Marysue-topia) is supposed to be like, also using ZeldaQueen and ImpishIdea's analysis as sources. It's supposed to be a smurf/LOTR-like world that happens after a nuclear holocaust, and yes, even I can't make sense out of this premise.


I AM: Spanish, Linkin Park fan, vegetarian, cat lover, bass player, aspie, liker of trashy media like horrible films, books and music.

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Treskovia
Envoy
 
Posts: 255
Founded: Aug 30, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Treskovia » Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:09 am

I bribe said god to give me the cookie. It complies.

My cookie.
National Anthem

Tier 8, Level 0, 1 or 3(depends on species), Type 7 civilization acording to this.

Songs to associate with me:
Anthem of the Xenophile Association, a group of people who love aliens
Anthem of the Patriot's League

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Hazukenia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 146
Founded: Jun 30, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Hazukenia » Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:20 am

Turns out that cookie was laced with rat poison! Your god was toying with you!

Also, that cult is now turning against you and have somehow made me their 'messenger'.

My cookie.?
Hail Hazuken! Long may he live! Hazuken nioh! K'nea zijow ino!

This nation was based on several autocracies and a few democracies. NS stats are not representative of my actual views.
Likes to laze around in Forum 7

The Hakuzens' Paper
HAZUKEN CELEBRATES 31 GLORIOUS YEARS IN POWER; MASSIVE CELEBRATIONS EXPECTED, LONG MAY HE RULE!

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RMS Columbina
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jun 28, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby RMS Columbina » Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:14 am

A blind wanderer finds the poison-laced cookie and licks all the poison off in exchange of his life. Before his last breath, he hands it to the Captain.

My cookie!

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10880
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:27 am

The submarine Goldfish surfaces next to RMS Columbina and sends an armed boarding party to seize the cookie.

Our cookie!

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Aclion
Minister
 
Posts: 2240
Founded: Apr 12, 2016
New York Times Democracy

Postby Aclion » Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:32 am

A kraken pulls the cookie to the bottom of the sea.

My cookie

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Treadwellia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 60
Founded: Sep 21, 2005
Corporate Police State

Postby Treadwellia » Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:37 am

Aclion wrote:A kraken pulls the cookie to the bottom of the sea.

My cookie


Tubbius the Rotund and Benevolent, floating in the water and wearing a purple swimsuit, notes the cookie there. He gives the kraken a stern, "Mmph MMPH!" that results in the kraken's bringing His Immensity the cookie in quivering fear.

My cookie!

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RMS Columbina
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jun 28, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby RMS Columbina » Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:53 am

A whale blows the cookie away with a huge jet from its blowhole and takes it for itself.

My cookie!

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Cupofchar
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 17
Founded: Sep 04, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Cupofchar » Fri Jun 29, 2018 2:26 pm

Whoops, I thought it was moby dick- never mind it's quite a big cetacean which will light many lamps for many year.

Why did a whale have a cookie? Oh! never mind my cookie now.

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Galaxy Land
Secretary
 
Posts: 28
Founded: Mar 30, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Galaxy Land » Fri Jun 29, 2018 3:12 pm

I hug him and take the cookie that falled

My cookie!
While our flag might have a bow, we are peacemakers and violence will have consequences.

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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10880
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fatatatutti » Fri Jun 29, 2018 3:27 pm

I'm not sure I want this cookie any more but just on principle...

My cookie!

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New Excalibus
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 43
Founded: May 05, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Excalibus » Fri Jun 29, 2018 3:30 pm

I distract him by pointing at a capitalist country. He runs to it and drops the cookie.

My Cookie!
~The Federal Republic of New Excalibus~
New Excalibus is purely neutral. For more information, visit our factbook.
A [15.5] civilization, according to this index.
According to the Political Compass, I am a -1.5 -2.92.
This nation represents my views.
And no, we're not trading with you. Stop asking for those rare materials under the permafrost, we're not giving you it.

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