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Dynamic Life 2 [IC|CHARACTER BASED|MC ONLY]

Where nations come together and discuss matters of varying degrees of importance. [In character]
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Aureumterra
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Dynamic Life 2 [IC|CHARACTER BASED|MC ONLY]

Postby Aureumterra » Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:49 pm

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THIS RP IS SPONSERED BY MIDAS CASINO RP GROUP


In a dynamic, ever changing world, lives of many people are always changing. People live their lives in peace, war, or tension. Of those people, many have radically different lives living in different nations. Their location and nations signify the events in their lives, and what they go through.


THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL/REBOOT IS HERE!!!!

This is a character and nation development thread dedicated to the normal, daily lives of people in your nation. Those people can range from middle class civilians to your nation’s leader. All OOC discussion will be on the Midas Casino Lounge (MCL) Discord. You can make single posts on someone’s life, or make multi-post story arcs. This will not function like a normal RP due to Player to Player interaction is limited. (If you really want PTP interaction, have one of your story arcs be an Immigrant from your nation living in another nation)
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I’m your average Íslandic NS player (yes, I live in Ísland, and it’s NOT called Iceland)
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A 12 civilization, according to this index.
Pro: Trump, MAGA, Capitalism, Gender Equality, Romney 2020
Anti: Democrats, 3rd wave feminism, Racism, Socialism, Guðni Jóhannesson

BREAKING NEWS|Talks of supporting Fardhin and Steppe in war against PAS| Emperor DQ has been assassinated| Princess Lisette set to be coronated as Empress Lisette II|

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Prussian Polish Commonwealth
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Founded: Dec 30, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Prussian Polish Commonwealth » Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:53 pm

Tag fer now
Ich bin ein Preuße, kennt ihr meine Farben?
Die Fahne schwebt mir weiß und schwarz voran;
daß für die Freiheit meine Väter starben,
das deuten, merkt es, meine Farben an.

Nie chcemy komuny, nie chcemy już.
Nie chcemy ni sierpa, ni młota.
Za Katyń, za Grodno, za Wilno i Lwów
Zapłaci czerwona hołota.


Shutting down until I deal with my OOC troubles.

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Fardhin
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Posts: 532
Founded: Jan 29, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Fardhin » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:33 pm

Tiggity Taggity Teggity tag
A 10 civilization, according to this index.
♔-Put this in your sig if you’re a Monarchy/Empire
◉-Put this in your sig if you are an autocracy

So this is basically Fardhin:
Florentino Fardo, weapons manufacturer, takes over his country and crowns himself emperor. He takes over Philippines, Malaysia, Indonesia, Singapore and Thailand.
2nd Consul and co-founder of The Srivijayan Consortium

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Democratic Exodian Territories
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Founded: Aug 29, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Democratic Exodian Territories » Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:12 pm

tiggity teg
A small, PMT island-archipelago nation with right-centrist/neoconservative views and
an economy heavily based on dank Memes, aquaculture, and arms manufacturing.
(we kno de wei)
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Lethen Empire
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Founded: Dec 03, 2017
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Postby Lethen Empire » Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:44 pm

Finally, the Kaizer had recovered from his sickness in Zudafrika. I think I'll skip next year's big hunt... was the mental note Luka made to himself. He had a little more rehabilitative therapy to go through before his life would return fully to normal. His personal doctor had noticed the Kaizer developed a sort of depression, believing that the young Kaizer perhaps "was upset by the fact that he had more company in foreign diplomats and royalty than in his own family".

Luka was a difficult man. He was very noncompliant with his physicians, and insisted on undergoing more rigorous rehabilitation when his doctors considered him to not be ready yet. But they could not say no to their Emperor, and they humored him. Instead of carefully walking with a rail, Luka would swiftly hobble around the building on his cane. Simple leg stretches were rather quickly replaced with light exercise. This did not particularly help his condition to move any faster and only brought him great pain. Nevertheless, he eventually recovered. His doctors recommended that he held onto the cane for just a while longer, but the Kaizer felt that he no longer needed it. His doctors eventually bargained that he could replace it with a sort of scepter. So, the Kaizer could often seen be taking walks around his palace courtyard and around the local area, clutching a scepter but not quite using it.

During his stay in the hospital in Zudafrika, the depressed Kaiser had developed an affinity for simpler military uniforms, and could occasionally be seen lounging in his courtyard dressed as if he was a 5-star general as opposed to an Emperor. The Kaizer was aware he needed to dress with splendor and would not dress like this for diplomatic events, but would eventually have himself a fancy military outfit tailored to his desires.



Courtyard of the Palace of Alterz
11:32 AM

"(What's the matter, Luka?)" asked Marie in German, a sort of lingua franca in Letheny, with shaky fluency in the Austrian dialect.

The Kaizer kneeled on the ground, staring into the water fountain with dejection. "(...Ah...it's nothing, Princess.)" replied Luka in fluent standard German.

"(I assume that actually means 'I don't know how to say or explain it'.)"

"(Ach...I'll bite. I'm just remembering my father...)"

"(Oh, King Ran.)" were the only words Marie was able to compose. She kneeled down next to Luka and placed a hand on his shoulder.
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An alternate universe Letheny - where the monarchy never lost its power.

A 14 civilization, according to this index.
Current Year: 2017
Tech level: MT
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Pan-Asiatic States
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Founded: Nov 14, 2017
Tyranny by Majority

Postby Pan-Asiatic States » Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:04 pm

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Memoirs of the 21st Century
Life Before the Fardhine Insurgency, Part I


15-year-old Cory Fang-Buenavides of Oragrad City was finally free from school. Her brown eyes glistened despite gloomy skies, through the street-lights of mid-October. It was a fairly chill day at P.S 991. Her High School electives demanded from her a later dismissal schedule, but she was content with that. She'd always wanted to pursue the Fine Arts, and the year was going well for her. She walked home to her flat, a fifteen-minute walk away from school. Every block had a school, a store, and some flats; neatly compartmentalized by the State for convenience. If she so chose, she could visit the Tondo Art Museum by cheap, MagLev train and be home by dinner. The South looked windy, though, and she didn't want to risk getting wet.

Speaking of the Fine Arts, a parade celebrating the October Revolution blasted propaganda on full-volume across the street. There were some Red Guard Militiamen, People's Police, and Armed Forces personnel enjoying the festivities by waving small and large flags of their home-states.

Her 20-year-old Holotablet vibrated, and she felt it from her bag. Bringing it out, she realized it was a text message. A text from her Assigned Husband. His picture on her phone was that of a handsome, young man with fit features. Black strands of hair constituted a suave, irresistible styling.

Apparently, her man was bringing home dinner tonight. She was slightly disappointed she wouldn't be able to cook, but relieved that she could take the rest of the day off.

Their apartment was nothing extravagant. It was the same flat assigned to them when they were first paired together by the Bureau.

The mailbox was disturbed. She opened it to check the contents. A letter rested there.

She'd been accepted to the Eastern Visayas University of Fine Arts. An acceleration from high school to college was common, but to study at such an intelligentsia-inhabited school was a miracle. She rang the doorbell.

Her man, welcoming her with open arms, embraced her skinny body with haste. They really were in love by now. A love conjugal to the State. He gave her a kiss on the forehead, and they proceeded to the dining room, where they'd watch Season 19 of Ang Probinsyano while eating cheap steak from Kanto Freestyle.

"It's a good day to be Asian", she thought to herself.
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☯ 实事求是! ☯
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Party Hymn
☯ 和谐社会! ☯
Victory Theme
Rap Theme
Peace Theme
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. The .Pan-Asiatic. States . " Serve the People."
荣耀Proud Founding Father & Acting Konsul of The Srivijayan Consortium传统
News | Q&A | Factbooks A 10.5 civilization. MT-PMT. This nation supports my political views; ♢chl♢cracy, Λutarky, Social Conservatism.

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Fardhin
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Founded: Jan 29, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Fardhin » Sun Jul 01, 2018 12:18 am

SHS, Ateneo de Manila University
A group of students, in their khaki pants and blue polos wave around Fardhine flags. Including the traditional blue, red, white and yellow Florentine Flag and Juanita's red, white and black flag. With speakers on full volume, Fardhine Imperial Music plays along with anti-communist songs of old.

"Down with the communist scum!" Shouts through a loudspeaker. A bit short and skinny, with a small face and a small nose. "Long live the Empire! Out with you, ungodly lowborn!"

"Family, work and fatherland!" Chants another student. He is tall and tan, and has built a body from Arnis. "Brothers and Sisters! I am Ivan Matanda, a descendant of the old kings; let us not let the red menace erase our traditions! Rise up for the fatherland!"

A crowd had gathered, which included a few Jesuit priests, students and teachers. Most of the ABM and the GA students had joined the activists, while half of the HUMSS students were engaged in hostile debate against other HUMSS students.
A 10 civilization, according to this index.
♔-Put this in your sig if you’re a Monarchy/Empire
◉-Put this in your sig if you are an autocracy

So this is basically Fardhin:
Florentino Fardo, weapons manufacturer, takes over his country and crowns himself emperor. He takes over Philippines, Malaysia, Indonesia, Singapore and Thailand.
2nd Consul and co-founder of The Srivijayan Consortium

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Pan-Asiatic States
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Founded: Nov 14, 2017
Tyranny by Majority

Postby Pan-Asiatic States » Sun Jul 01, 2018 12:36 am

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2:00 PM, University of the Philippines
On the other side of the wall...



The People's Peacekeeping Cadre, off-the-record, met up with University students that afternoon, rather suddenly, to discuss combining the Student Red Guard organizations with Federal authorities in order to begin a theoretical cultural revolution on the streets of Katipunan Avenue.

"Paslangin n'yo 'yang mga konyong 'yan."

The clandestine meeting oversaw the hiding of Communist insurgents within Fardhine universities in order to provoke agitation. Several Cadre officers would mask themselves in civilian attire to monitor the situation, and participate in the riot that was to come...

In the meantime, classes were called off to make way for a counter-protest against Fardhine Nationalists; featuring the 98th Frontier Army marching down the border, almost tauntingly. Military-grade speakers clamoured to produce anti-Fardhine Socialist hymns fashioned in the style of the old Katipunan. The Communists saw the Fardhinos as bureaucrats, and modern-day Spanish aristocrats- whilst seeing themselves as a sort of neo-Katipunan movement.

Mabuhay, Mabuhay yaong Kalayaan, Kalayaan;
At pasulungin ang puri't kabanalan!
Fardhino'y mailing ng Katagalugan,
At ngayo'y ipagwagi ang kahusayan!
Mabuhay, Mabuhay yaong Kalayaan, Kalayaan,
At pasulungin ang puri't kabanalan!
Fardhino'y mailing ng Katagalugan,
At ngayo'y ipagwagi ang kahusayan!


The march was broadcasted through China Central Television. It was, in itself, however, a gamble. The Federal Government, unbeknownst of Cadre participation, could only hope that violence would not erupt between the two factions...
☯ 实事求是! ☯
War Theme
National Anthem
Party Hymn
☯ 和谐社会! ☯
Victory Theme
Rap Theme
Peace Theme
[__|____|__]
(-_( ʖ )_-)
. The .Pan-Asiatic. States . " Serve the People."
荣耀Proud Founding Father & Acting Konsul of The Srivijayan Consortium传统
News | Q&A | Factbooks A 10.5 civilization. MT-PMT. This nation supports my political views; ♢chl♢cracy, Λutarky, Social Conservatism.

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Prussian Polish Commonwealth
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Founded: Dec 30, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Prussian Polish Commonwealth » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:31 am

retag
Ich bin ein Preuße, kennt ihr meine Farben?
Die Fahne schwebt mir weiß und schwarz voran;
daß für die Freiheit meine Väter starben,
das deuten, merkt es, meine Farben an.

Nie chcemy komuny, nie chcemy już.
Nie chcemy ni sierpa, ni młota.
Za Katyń, za Grodno, za Wilno i Lwów
Zapłaci czerwona hołota.


Shutting down until I deal with my OOC troubles.

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Pan-Asiatic States
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Tyranny by Majority

Postby Pan-Asiatic States » Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:59 am

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Memoirs of the 21st Century
Life Before the Fardhine Insurgency, Part II


Her eyes were perfect- her hair was flawless. City 112 would pause, and the Sakura, blooming, were carried away by her feminine fragrance.

But I didn't love her.


That's what the Bureau told me.


I don't.

My trodding's call was faint, devoured by the cement below. The leather hit those weary slabs again and again, to the orchestra of identical, perfect beings; going about their everyday life. To the symphony of the five-minute-train, the mist danced around me. Many faces, all exhausted, passed by me like a spectre. I sat by the bench.

It felt so surreal. Back when the sun had not hid behind the pastures, as it was now, the Happiness Directors confronted me, and I was pulled out of my daily classes. They told me hurtful things. They told me that the euphoria was meaningless, that she wasn't- she didn't, she would never fill my soul.

I just have to wonder sometimes. What price does happiness entail?

I lived in New York when I was younger, when Broadway was my calling, and the Party wanted to broaden my horizons. The Americans laugh, and they cry, and they make mistakes. They indulge their desires so steadfast, like dogs. They hurt themselves and they move on. They never learn, but they always seem so.. blissful about it. Their love is the love of the masochist- never sated, never resting. They seek self-actualization through the affirmation of others.

I want to become learned. I know I want to, and I try. Citizen Advancement turned me down for being too emotional. The Youth League hated my hunger for curiosity. My academics are exceptional, but I'm indecisive, indifferent, and just too plain to be accepted by anyone- not even myself. I keep thinking just maybe her affection will save me from my anxiety but...


Huh. Maybe I've become an American myself.

I fall in love too easily.
☯ 实事求是! ☯
War Theme
National Anthem
Party Hymn
☯ 和谐社会! ☯
Victory Theme
Rap Theme
Peace Theme
[__|____|__]
(-_( ʖ )_-)
. The .Pan-Asiatic. States . " Serve the People."
荣耀Proud Founding Father & Acting Konsul of The Srivijayan Consortium传统
News | Q&A | Factbooks A 10.5 civilization. MT-PMT. This nation supports my political views; ♢chl♢cracy, Λutarky, Social Conservatism.

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Steppe Khanate
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Founded: Apr 16, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby Steppe Khanate » Mon Jul 02, 2018 6:40 am

Steppe Khanate
It was Election Season. The Khanate was one of the few (semi) democracies in the Jupiter Pact. Their reason for joining the JP was irrelevant to this though, as the JP allowed all monarchies. The Steppese government worked somewhat weirdly, in which there were 2 branches, the Crown and the Finish Council (Which functioned as a parliament) Each Administrative Division was to elect 2 Council Reps, who wrote and proposed laws, which MUST be approved by the Khan to pass. However, the laws would be then executed by the Council, meaning that the Steppese government was a semi-constitutional monarchy. Elections happened once every 3 years.

Today was the day people would flock to voting booths and elect Council Reps. As the results came in, it was clear that this term’s council extremely varied, with almost a 50-50 split from different parties. Often this lead to one of 2 things: Bickering and arguing so that nothing productive happens, or a blend of opinions getting things done as fast as possible. Everyone hoped for the latter…
The Steppe Khanate| Степпе Кhанате | תטעפּפּע כּהאַנאַטע
WE ARE NOT AN ISLAMIC NATION, IN OUR TIMELINE, THE TURKS NEVER CAME
Not Mongol, but a mix of all Steppe cultures
This is my 3rd nation, I used to be Jupcount a year ago, but it ceased to exist due to inactivity
I KNOW HOW TO PLAY NS AND RP, I’M NOT NEW TO THIS
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Atkemri
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Founded: Apr 14, 2017
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Atkemri » Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:11 pm

Internet
Fanchan

Shang rushed into Shrilles room almost drooling over his passion for her. "Oh Shiriell take me into your arms." Sheril as the faithful partner she was took him and embraced him. She could tell Shang was down as he had already eaten the 15th bucket of ice cream given to him in cases like this. "Oh Shang let me comfert you."

She pressed a button and called the entire government, they knew what they were here for. They all jumped on Shang ripping off all of his clothes, they knew he wanted it
Before they could get to the "good stuff" they were interuppted by someone kicking down
the door. It was Shang's husbando Alfred from Xannadaria holding his soild gold 11 inch....


The Real world

As Arleen Jackson furiously typed away she realized her mother was behind her, watching her. "Mom I can explain." "You better be able to explain. First off what even are you typing. Second what is your spelling? And third what is solid gold and 11 inches and what is Alfred going to do with it? Arleen go to bed and I'll do something with you." Arleen went to bed and her mother left her room. After she left however Arleen went back to computer and began writing again.
ATKEMRIAN NATIONAL NEWS:The Wells company's founder, Cosmo Wells, has contracted pneumonia. President Wells noted as worried.
ASP foundationhttps://www.nationstates.net/nation=atkemri/detail=factbook/id=961917
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A 16 civilization, according to this index.
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Democratic Exodian Territories
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Founded: Aug 29, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Democratic Exodian Territories » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:35 am

YouTube, The Internet
GeneralDankite's channel


SOMEONE MADE A GOD-AWFUL ERO FANFICTION ABOUT EXODIAN POLITICS
The video's title read, with a thumbnail depicting a facepalm, a suggestive scene torn from a romantic comedy, and the Exodian flag.

"Hello, everyone. So, THIS happened last night, and for some apparent reason, it's detonated on Reddit and now it's in my Twitter feed." a young man with a slight British accent explained, as muted gameplay of the popular indie FPS Strikeforce: Champions RIsing happened in the background. A pop-up of GeneralDankite's Twitter popped up with the offending fanfiction.
The young man, whose real name was Baker Middleton, living a decent life in Tolsteid, Exodia, and at the age of 16, had seen quite a bit, but nothing could compare to this.

"Oh Jesus.... Let's start, ladies and gentlemen. Let's jump right into this. Be warned, this is not something you want to show kids under the age of fourteen- mostly because it seems to be written by some 14-year-old thirsty female individual."

He cleared his throat and began to speak, as the wall of NSFW text appeared on screen.
"Shang rushed into Shrilles- I'm betting they're not actually from Exodia, because they clearly spelled Elizabeth Shirelle's name wrong."
Baker audibly hyperventilated. "Oh no. You all... y'all brace yourselves, chaps...." He continued, behind the screen closing his eyes and preparing himself mentally.

"almost drooling over his passion for her. 'Oh, Shirelle, take me into your arms.'"
"There. I fixed the grammar and the spelling for you through my commentary. That's English." Middleton remarked, as he kept going.

"Shirelle, as the faithful partner she was, took him and embraced him She could tell Shang was down as-"
Baker hyperventilated again.
"I'm just gonna skip this part. They're definitely not Exodian, 'cause it looks like they've literally never seen ol' Guvna Shang the Gang before. Sucker looks like Asian Putin some twenty years younger or some shit."

The fanfiction appeared again on screen, as he resumed.
"'Oh, Shang, let me comfort you.' She pressed a button and called the entire government, they knew what they were here for. They all jumped-"
"OH GOD!"

Baker turned on his facecam, showing him almost ready to claw his eyes out.
"Uhhhh.... Now, I've just passed legal drinking age here in Exodia... Hey! Hey Billy! Could you fish out some of that hard lemonade you bought earlier? I really need a drink." He called down to his roommate. A husky voice with an American accent echoed back.
"You... you readin' the fanfiction, bro?"
"Yeah." Baker replied.
A few chuckles came from downstairs. "I sent that to you."

"YOU SICK BASTARD!" Middleton yelled. "THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" "You were... You were VbOi158?"

"Yep." was Billy's reply.

"God, I hate you." Baker responded.

Billy came into the recording room, holding a bottle of hard soda. "You still want this?"
"Sure, mate." Baker's expression changed into one of weakened incredulosity, as he gratefully accepted the bottle. "Thanks."

As Billy went back downstairs, Baker resumed. "Skipping that part."
"Before they could get to the 'good stuff,' they were interrupted by someone kicking down the door. It was Shang's husbando Alfred from Xandaria holding-" Baker screamed. "NO!"

"You reach the part with that tinpot dictator?" Billy called from downstairs.
"I fucking hate you, mate. Don't say that at all. Don't." Baker said, taking a hard sip of the soda before returning to the camera.

"I'm not reading this any further, ladies and gents. I hope you all have a good day, or good night, wherever you are. Please like, share my channel, and subscribe for more."

A piano-based outro theme played, as the screen dissolved into annotations for other videos.
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A small, PMT island-archipelago nation with right-centrist/neoconservative views and
an economy heavily based on dank Memes, aquaculture, and arms manufacturing.
(we kno de wei)
_[ ]_
(-_Q)
Only NS official Rank, Government, Economy stats used
Factbooks unreliable, forum posts reliable
”MT-PMT military tech isn’t a viable response to FT mil-tech”:
https://youtu.be/mUgI5LfCEME
RBC News Channel, brought to you by Sapphire Systems Ltd:
Federal Chateau issues letters of marque to PMCs against slavers in Africa, condemns slavers... Interview with Traditional Party senators Antonietta Ballot and Angelica O' Cleary at 5... Governor Shang livestreams insult to the Sultan of Turkey while having a small event at the Chateauwith several senators, officials and business owners...

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Prussian Polish Commonwealth
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Founded: Dec 30, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Prussian Polish Commonwealth » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:19 am

Koenigsberg Castle
Crassus was sipping coffee and listening to Prussian Military Marches when he noticed a new suggested video, something about a fanfic. He shrugged and clicked on it.
"So 'GeneralDankite', eh...WAIT WHAT THE FUCK"
He spat out his coffee and clicked on the link to the original, and began reading.
"Oh god why....."
His sister, Maria, popped her head in on her way to the firing range for the guards, her STG44 slung over her back.
"Crassus, the fuck is going on."
He gestured to the screen, and she came over and began reading.
"...no."
She unslung her STG44 and began firing at the laptop. When it was reduced to metal scrap she stormed off, shouting expletives in German and Polish.
Crassus turned on his second laptop and began typing out a letter to Shang and Elizabeth.

Shang, Eliza, it's crassus.
Some 14-year old wrote a fanfic about you two and Alfred.
Yes, you read that right.
Got the text and link here:
Atkemri wrote:
Internet
Fanchan

Shang rushed into Shrilles room almost drooling over his passion for her. "Oh Shiriell take me into your arms." Sheril as the faithful partner she was took him and embraced him. She could tell Shang was down as he had already eaten the 15th bucket of ice cream given to him in cases like this. "Oh Shang let me comfert you."

She pressed a button and called the entire government, they knew what they were here for. They all jumped on Shang ripping off all of his clothes, they knew he wanted it
Before they could get to the "good stuff" they were interuppted by someone kicking down
the door. It was Shang's husbando Alfred from Xannadaria holding his soild gold 11 inch....

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Ich bin ein Preuße, kennt ihr meine Farben?
Die Fahne schwebt mir weiß und schwarz voran;
daß für die Freiheit meine Väter starben,
das deuten, merkt es, meine Farben an.

Nie chcemy komuny, nie chcemy już.
Nie chcemy ni sierpa, ni młota.
Za Katyń, za Grodno, za Wilno i Lwów
Zapłaci czerwona hołota.


Shutting down until I deal with my OOC troubles.

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Atkemri
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Founded: Apr 14, 2017
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Atkemri » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:27 am

Youtube
GeneralDankites' comment channel

"Y are u hatin on my fanfic? I'm gonna copywrite strike on yr chanmel AND i will make a video on mu cgannel. Ur gake anf gay


XXX__ARleenDabest__XXX

BACK OFF GENETALDANKITES.
Was the title and the tumbnail was just as cringe worthy showing a large x over Dankites head with some of Arleen's original artwork angry

She looked about 15 and was wearing a shirt of Sans from the popular game Undertale. Her room could be seen in the backround and it was littered with various items and what seemed to be a body pillow of Vegeta from DBZ

"Okay guys so this guy from Exodia made this video about the fic I uploaded and all I have to say is what the heck? He called me thirsty. I'm not thirsty why would he call me thirsty?" Tears began to well in her eyes "He should know why Alfred is there if he read my other works. This is a AU story of course. Everyone watching spam him a-and KYS Dankites." the video then ended as it seemed she was about to cry. Her fans being the same type of person as her, listened and began spamming all of his videos and flagging and striking as many as they hummanly could
ATKEMRIAN NATIONAL NEWS:The Wells company's founder, Cosmo Wells, has contracted pneumonia. President Wells noted as worried.
ASP foundationhttps://www.nationstates.net/nation=atkemri/detail=factbook/id=961917
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Postby Democratic Exodian Territories » Tue Jul 03, 2018 1:53 pm

To: Crassus
From: Shang

I saw the kid's video.
Good video. Shitty fanfic. Feel bad for the kid.
No comment, other than I needed a hard cognac last night to wash it down.

Say, shouldn't we fix this kid's parents up a bit? Exodian Secret Service runs child protection worldwide in cooperation with local law enforcement. A fangirl version of Lil Tay can't stop it.


Exodian airwaves
QREG 7.1.0.3 Radio Station


"So, once again, thank you for coming on the show, Senators. We're so honored to have you on our little program." Alexa Bursen, the interviewer on the radio channel, said.

"It's a pleasure. I always like supporting any small business, and I also want my voice heard by all types of people." Elizabeth Shirelle responded.

"I'm glad I agree, Elizabeth." chimed in Antonietta Ballot, a rising senator from western Kamo and a member of the Traditional Party, also on the show.

"Also, Ms. Ballot, send my regards to your younger sister- I admire her diplomatic work overseas, especially in dealing with matters involving the Jupiter Pact."

"I certainly will." Ballot said.

"Now, before we send you two ladies off, there's something on my mind- a bit of unimportant fluff, I should say, but I saw something on the Internet amongst a more... unscrupulous community... I'll pull this up for you now."

There was silence for a few seconds, before Shirelle broke it all.

"Oh my God." She was audibly shocked by what she had read.

"Oh wow. Glad that didn't mention me, though- Eliza, that's.... that's not too great for you. I feel sorry." Ballot trailed off. "I think the kid- whoever wrote this is being a troll, or I strongly advise them to focus on... other things."

YouTube, The Internet
GeneralDankite's channel


HARASSMENT, DEMONETIZATION, AND DRAMA was on the title, with a highlighted "KYS" on a screenshot from his earlier comment section in the thumbnail, with a cross-out over a dollar symbol.

"I've been demonetized and demonized! What can I say?" Baker explained. "I never asked anyone to spam or harass her followers or anything of that sort, and now they're practically stalking and attacking me. To my knowledge, no one on my side did anything wrong.
Now, I won't call it cyberbullying, just an inappropriate response, because I'm being nice. I would like to start by explaining that you, Billy, you started this whole mess by dragging me into it."

"Shut up." came from downstairs. "Sorry." Billy lightheartedly replied.

"We're fine, mate." Baker turned towards the camera. "Alright, kid. I've got some advice for you. You go on the Internet and publish this under your name, you're gonna get reception like mine. It's the coldest and hardest, most truthful statement there is. There's no stopping it. And don't retaliate by telling me to kill myself or flag everything in my history- it's only attracting more attention to yourself, ones that you won't like. Only a warning." He finished, in a somewhat scolding tone.

"Well..... I've been demonetized, like I said earlier. I encourage all my good and faithful supporters to keep liking, subscribing, and to check out my Patreon, so I can keep bringing you the worst- and the best- the Internet has to offer."

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Like North Koreans goose-stepping to the beat of Command and Conquer's Soviet March, the ranks of drama watchers and GeneralDankite's subscribers filed into position and got to work, spamming back the haters, liking, and announcing their support in the comments.
A small, PMT island-archipelago nation with right-centrist/neoconservative views and
an economy heavily based on dank Memes, aquaculture, and arms manufacturing.
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Prussian Polish Commonwealth
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Corporate Police State

Postby Prussian Polish Commonwealth » Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:23 pm

Democratic Exodian Territories wrote:
To: Crassus
From: Shang

I saw the kid's video.
Good video. Shitty fanfic. Feel bad for the kid.
No comment, other than I needed a hard cognac last night to wash it down.

Say, shouldn't we fix this kid's parents up a bit? Exodian Secret Service runs child protection worldwide in cooperation with local law enforcement. A fangirl version of Lil Tay can't stop it.

From: Crassus
To: Shang
Sure, I'll send a few Fallschirmjaegers if you move in. Be sure to drive the message home, with a giant clock, paintball rounds, and a late-night visit if necessary. I'll have the whole thing taped for 'reference', as per regulations.
PS; Hey Eliza, it's Maria here, sorry about what happened. How about we hunt down the kid and teach her proper ladylike behavior with paintball rounds?
Ich bin ein Preuße, kennt ihr meine Farben?
Die Fahne schwebt mir weiß und schwarz voran;
daß für die Freiheit meine Väter starben,
das deuten, merkt es, meine Farben an.

Nie chcemy komuny, nie chcemy już.
Nie chcemy ni sierpa, ni młota.
Za Katyń, za Grodno, za Wilno i Lwów
Zapłaci czerwona hołota.


Shutting down until I deal with my OOC troubles.

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Postby Atkemri » Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:36 pm

Presidential office

For the first time in a long time Lucky Wells had some down time. Much needed down time as the last month was him having to deal with scandal after scandal. He went on Reddit checking r/LuckySells his personal faviorite subreddit as it was filled with fans from all over his nation.

It looked like the normal posts until he came upon a link about some fanfic that had to do with Shang. He decided to click it seeing as it couldn't possibly be worse than anything he had seen before

5 minutes later...

Lucky closed his laptop. He had seen enough internet for today. "Hey Caren, you know that one place you've wanted to go to?" "You mean the one in Exodia?" "Yeah we're going next week. I have to say some things to Shang. I have to apologize on the country's behalf."

XXX___ArleenDabest___XXX

I'M NOT SORRY was the title of this video with a picture of her laughing as the thumbnail. She looked mostly the same as the last video even wearing the same shirt.

"Okay guys so the Dankite guy made another video on me and all I have to say is it's good he's getting demontized." She stops, drinking something in a 7/11 cup with the mountain dew label on it, while slurping it quite loudly for about 5 seconds

"He deserves it for critzing my work. Okay like I don't get how anyone but a hater could hate that. One of my friends said it's like J.J.A Tolkein or whatever that what guys name was. And his fans are doing the same thing he's accusing us of guys. Such a hypocrite." She said scoffing "And now he's threating me by talking about me unwanted attension. He's obviously going to Dox me guys. I know he is

And the leaders of the PPC reacted to this and I can't believe how rude that one girl was. Was her name Mariana? Well just because of that I'm making a fanfic of her and Vladimir lennin. I know she hates communists. Take that Mariana." The video then ends quite abruptly as it had before.

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The 5 seconds of Arleen slurping quickly became a meme being used to represent ignorance or someone being stupid or obnoxious.
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Postby Gagium » Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:37 pm

tag


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Postby Aureumterra » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:14 pm

THE BIG THREAD OP: EVERYONE GETTING INVOLVED WITH THE FANFIC THING, PLEASE END THIS IN A FEW MORE POSTS (2-3), NOT ONLY IS IT WEIRD, IT’S NOT THE POINT OF THIS THREAD EITHER
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Postby Steppe Khanate » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:17 pm

Aureumterra wrote:THE BIG THREAD OP: EVERYONE GETTING INVOLVED WITH THE FANFIC THING, PLEASE END THIS IN A FEW MORE POSTS (2-3), NOT ONLY IS IT WEIRD, IT’S NOT THE POINT OF THIS THREAD EITHER

OOC: Also, apparently the leaders of entire nations have the time to see and react to an internet thing that shouldn’t be getting much attention (And get butthurt enough to consider swatting the uploader of a cringey fanfiction)
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Postby Fardhin » Wed Jul 04, 2018 5:30 am

Pan-Asiatic Batanes
Across hills and mountains, through the fog and wind; cold air blows from the sea upon the green. The sky is blue as the morning sun rises above the clouds. Even the moon can be seen this morning.

Abandoned upon the mountain hill, it sat in stone unmoving without sound. Broken down houses of stone surrounded the stone triangle on the hill, likely to be hundreds of years old; and upon the hilltop, sat the Idjang; an old Ivatan Mountain Fortress, long abandoned. Behind it's walls of stone was an old complex of houses, long abandoned by their kings.

Footsteps. And a shadow. One moves among the ruins. Inside the complex does he, with a vakul made of abaca fiber protecting his head. His white uniform, dirtied and grayed by the elements; as he walked with his cane with a golden head. His face was a reddish tan, as his gray crew cut had grown long over months. He had a sharp nose, a somewhat round face and dazed brown eyes. He had many wrinkles on his old face and was rather tall with a good build.

He approaches the entrance of the Fortress, and climbs down the ladder. He walks among the ruins as he approaches the blue running through the land, a stream going down the hill. He bends his knees and places his cane aside, taking some water into his hand and drinking it; then he splashed water onto his face, washing it. He looked upon his reflection, noting that a beard had been growing for a while now.

He takes his cane and gets up, walking past the stream; as his bare feet made their way through the rocks. He takes the hilt of his cane, and pulls; revealing a sword underneath. He walks, into the shadows of the forest.

It is silent for a moment, as the wood rises up to touch the skies and cover the area with shadow; and as the crickets and the birds whistle the song of nature. He takes care not to make noise, and steps carefully; seeking his prey.

Suddenly, as he walks, he hears a noise. An oink. It is big and black, hairy with sabers. A wild boar. It seems to have been separated, as it walks alone now. It is young, and likely to have tender and juicy meat.

He walks silently, and approaches with caution; blade in hand. And before the swine notices, a swift strike upon the leg makes it squeal. And before it can react, comes a second strike upon the head; decapitating the pig. The body, headless; reacts frantically, but stops eventually.

He, for his age, was quite strong. He took a branch from a tree, and with rope he had brought; tied the pig to it, as he would bring his would-be breakfast back to the Idjang.

He took the pig up to the citadel, making sure that no predator will follow and reach him. He gathers some sticks, and lights a fire. He cuts the meat, and with gathered eggs and harvested rice; is able to make bacon and eggs.

It reminds him. Of his family. Likely suffering under the Pan-Asiatic Occupation. The communists have declared him a war criminal, responsible for hundreds of thousands; if not millions, of deaths during his military campaign. They weren't wrong that he had done those heinous crimes, but he wasn't ashamed. He had done it, for the glory of the new Empire and the Fardhine people. He is Prince Consort and Kataas-taasang Almirante Juan Patricio Velez, husband of Prinsesa Juanita F. Velez and the son in law of Emperador Florentino Fardo y Xia I.
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Florentino Fardo, weapons manufacturer, takes over his country and crowns himself emperor. He takes over Philippines, Malaysia, Indonesia, Singapore and Thailand.
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Postby Aureumterra » Sun Jul 08, 2018 6:34 pm

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Postby Steppe Khanate » Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:39 am

Anyone want a Steppese Immigrant?
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Postby Pan-Asiatic States » Wed Jul 11, 2018 6:46 am

Steppe Khanate wrote:Anyone want a Steppese Immigrant?


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