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Glorious
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How lame, absolute state of P-nch right here
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Death to tr-lls
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Compulsory Consumerist State

PUNCH - NS Social media & News RP ( Open to Everyone! | IC )

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"NationStates' first thriving social media thread lol.." (Yohannes' TG, 2014)

Welcome to Punch! The perfect place to voice your obviously perfectly original and well thought out political opinions which will surely change the world once posted on the internet ;) or simply just update on the status of daily life in your nation to show the world how much a utopia it is!


The punch is a Filipino social networking account created by a bunch of Cebuano, Ilocano and Moro computer science students at the University of the Philippines. It has been a great social media site for spreading thoughts while other people judge the post as likeable or not by spreading "PUNCHES". Often the most punched post becomes the one featured it the site's homepage. Other posts are sorted out depending on the category chosen for the post. Politicians have often used to utilize the punch as a tool to spread their ideologies and such. The punch generates a significant revenue for the Philippine economy, (around 3 billion S or ₱ 7 billion bayan pesos) which is charged from telecom providers who in turn charge internet users. It is a 1.5% share holder of the net worth VMK AG storefront after a recent deal. The total amount of generated money as a consequence is likely to be greater the originally estimated.



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Rosa Rivera II "Khalifa"
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Wrote a shout out just a while ago:


Hi! I'm Rosa... And I'M DYING HERE! IT'S SO HOT IN THE PHILIP-F*CKING-PINES!

Someone should nuke this country so we can have a winter here... even if it is a radioactive one.


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*NEWS ARTICLE

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THE FILIPINO CHANNEL
Malacanang scraps use of AGENCY GB bold typeface



The Malacanang has recently announced the decision to scrap the continued use of the bold AGENCY FB typeface, which has been the bayan government's main font applied for official use. It comes after suggestions from an anonymous letter from students in Ateneo de Zamboanga university which stated that ending the usage of AGENCY FB bold font will save ink that could fill 3 entire Olympic size swimming pools annually, and to count the cost of printer ink in our time, that's a lot of ink and money wasted. The Malacanang however said that it will continue to use AGENCY FB though will use only "leaner" versions of the font in an effort to preserve the "Asigna" atmosphere in their writings and communiques.

Not a new idea?

The idea may seem bright and all though the credit of the life hack cannot be owed simply to those particular Ateneo students. A similar letter had already been made before in the United states. It all started as a meager suggestion by a teenager in America, when a 14-year-old student Suvir Mirchandani suggested that he could save the US government as much as much as $400 million dollars (£240m) by simply changing the font in official documents it seemed like the perfect lifehack: simple, elegant, and one in the eye for wasteful bureaucracies the world over.

Mirchandani’s hypothesis, published in a student-run Harvard journal, was that by switching from Times New Roman to a narrower, smaller font (He chose Garamond) the government would be using less of their precious printer ink - a liquid more expensive then Chanel No.5 perfume.

The idea to replace the US federal government's use of the Times new roman with Garamound resonated in some sections of the American elite before though it only went as far as forcing the government to use only smaller variations of the former font. There had been similar efforts elsewhere in the world the years that came after, particularly in Europe where one time, some countries were desperately broke that they had to save even their own printer inks.

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Features:
-Several scenarios and a long bayan faction storyline.
-Create your own country and battle any faction!
-Fully multiplayer strategy game to waste your time with while you wait for the microwave to finish cooking or waiting for the pizza guy!
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-Punch-able!
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The world has been at peace since the Great War ended 1000 years ago. Now, an ancient antagonist is ready to set in motion a plan that has been in the making for centuries. Take control of Lann Northshire, an ordinary peasant who is unwillingly thrown into a conflict that will soon engulf the entire world. The fate of Legionwood hangs in the balance. Will you be able to restore peace to the land? With a thrilling story of love, revenge, war and peace, Legionwood is an adventure that you won't want to pass up!

Features:
-Multiplayer
-PVP able
-Can start a guild and wage war in Legionwood Guild wars
-Become a legend
-Better than porn!
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Operation United Cedar - by Gemayel Entertainement which rivals even Call of Duty Ghosts and Skyrim in its realism. With its fascinating graphics, you'll be sure glued to your screen as the game goes on.

You play as Charbel Khouri, a Lebanese Army Colonel and a devout Maronite Christian, Bashir Haddad a Protestant who is Born Anew much like our Country's leader's beliefs, and Joseph Ajram a Greek Orthodox Christian, the plot is Assad has grown increasingly aggressive and outwardly genocidal, Bashar al-Assad's evil plan is to create a Greater Syrian Communist Government that controls most of the Middle East+France................... however only till the very end does the player discover Assad's puppet master is a French Imperialist known only as Rafael Stalin "The Dragon" who's plan is to create a New French Empire with brutal Communist policies.

that would rule with a French neo-colonial iron fist over the people of Lebanon, so the player must stop this imperialist-communist plot as fast as he can. Battle your way though various area's of Lebanon, France, Africa and Syria, fight hordes of Communists, Satanists, and Mercenaries. Explore Beirut's night-life, get married, have kids, form a faction of fighters, fight communists the game has an open world, which players can explore as they wish, players will however face Communists, Gang-members, Mercenaries and Satanists.

Game has been rated on the top 10, in Lebanon competing with the foreign Tengshi's Wrath.

Better than porn!

Made unavailable in Ba'athist Syrian and French servers for obvious reasons.
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Features:
-Play as a medieval Eurasian ruler from 632 A.D to 1453 A.D
-Deal with new menaces to the Eurasian world like the bubonic plague, a Polynesian invasion, and new hordes
-Interact with vassals with a new type of government being introduced: Imperial
-Dynamic religions, heresies, and succession laws
-1000 new decisions
-Tolerate or persecute minorities
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Hearts of Iron V: Dawn of the Progressive Struggle Future Industries presents the latest expansion to the Hearts of Iron Series, Hearts of Iron V: Dawn of the Progressive Struggle moves away from the Second World War into the current age of National Progressivism facing off against the Santiago Anti-Communist Treaty Organization and features many countries from the naval militarists in the Tarkanese Federation, the monarchist, industrial, and militarist Imperial Grand Duchy of Dewhurst-Narculis, the radical progressives in Ardoki, the religious Shogunate of Nihon, the radical Libertarians of Inyurtsa, the bifurcated Dorians, who are seperated between the New Yamans and the still powerful Federal Union of Guadalupador, to the "Enlightened Socialists" in Novaya, the Bayan, and hundreds more countries as well. Can you become a superpower in these trying times?
Features:
-Play as any country you want-450 countries at the last count are playable with 12 countries being added in the next DLC
-Many Starts-One could play many scenarios and starting dates with the main ones being "An Axis no more", "Guadalupador Divided", and "The Dawn of the Progressive Struggle"
-Dynamic Event Chains-There are many event chains for the major events of the recent years and possible future events as well and they are dynamic with alternate decisions leading to different results
-The Brink of Armaggedon-There are mechanics meant to simulate Cold War scenarios like proxy wars, arms races, and the like
-Revamped Combat System-In this new Combat System, battles can now take place over several provinces and you can give code names for said multi-province battles if you are the attacker as well.
-Battle Scenarios-There are many battle scenarios around like The Tarkanese-Whiteshorian War, The Guadalupadorian Civil War, and Bashriyya in Crisis as a few examples
-Dynamic Internal Politics-There are many events and decisions around to simulate Internal Politics like elections, coups, and revolutions.
-New Diplomatic System-Alliance systems are dynamic and rapidly change and peace treaties will now be simulated with terms being dynamic and depending on the war score

As always, it is BETTER THAN PORN! Sort of... not really. But still good!



Create your own app to be posted here! - The creators of the apps may be regularly paid depending on the number of people that uses them as determined by the information in their profile boxes that states what apps they use. Punch administrators will begin to evaluate the apps as soon as they are posted. (A telegram will be sent to your accounts to remind you your apps had been accepted).

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  • Please do not use large profile pictures that take over half of your post, use wallet sized pictures as prof pics so your post can be easily readable. Do not copy this man, he has no future.
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Asigna
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Posts: 13450
Founded: Aug 24, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Asigna » Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:45 am

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NS's resident Filipino patriot. May also be that weird Vietnamese guy whose name must not be spoken.

Erian: If you are gay (like me) and looking, PM me. ;/\) (SO I CAN PRAY YOUR SOUL BURNS IN HELL) Kekekekek. No straighty and no wamen. I want no pussycats.

The Filipino dude is a Mangotreestian, yes, he is a believer in the gospel of the mango tree. The one true religion.
Makadiyos, Makatao, Makalikasan, Makabansa Near abroad THE BAYAN
Hukbo/Military -
THE GREATER PHILIPPINE BAYAN - foreign affairs
Visit our nation! - Asigna TV - Know the Light of Heaven

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Eternal Lotharia
Minister
 
Posts: 3133
Founded: Dec 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Eternal Lotharia » Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:30 pm

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Emperor Julius V Of Lotharia
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Wrote a shout out just a while ago:


Just got back from the gym everyone! Hrm, I'm getting hungry... Speaking of which, I'll be giving away 400 free meals at Blue Raven picked via lottery, with people of income of 50K or less! And, an exclusive chance to meet with me on sunday and we might be able to work out a government job on you based on your talents! Make sure you show them to me when we mert! c:



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Hello! TG me if you like II RP's but are new and I'll invite you to my organization of people who'll teach the basics in a rp while rp'ing with you! No I'm not new this is just my new nation, I've been on for a long time.
Revealed by Nanatsu No Tsuki to be an alien in disguise. My cover's been blown!
Whether I'm fun or entertaining really is random, I'm like a grab bag with random results each time, some jokes hit, a lot miss. And just open in general, don't mind me. If I'm tired, I may act dumber, and be less private.

Petrasylvania wrote:
Dahon wrote:
... is this kinky?

Not until a rolled up magazine is used.

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Asigna
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13450
Founded: Aug 24, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Asigna » Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:56 pm

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Secretary Faye Kabil
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Wrote a shout out just a while ago:


@Emperor Julius V Of Lotharia Are you the Kaiser everyone is speaking of?



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NS's resident Filipino patriot. May also be that weird Vietnamese guy whose name must not be spoken.

Erian: If you are gay (like me) and looking, PM me. ;/\) (SO I CAN PRAY YOUR SOUL BURNS IN HELL) Kekekekek. No straighty and no wamen. I want no pussycats.

The Filipino dude is a Mangotreestian, yes, he is a believer in the gospel of the mango tree. The one true religion.
Makadiyos, Makatao, Makalikasan, Makabansa Near abroad THE BAYAN
Hukbo/Military -
THE GREATER PHILIPPINE BAYAN - foreign affairs
Visit our nation! - Asigna TV - Know the Light of Heaven

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Covertrone
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 199
Founded: Feb 11, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Covertrone » Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:21 pm

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Andra of the Smith
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Wrote a shout out just a while ago:


@Emperor Julius V Of Lotharia B R E U S S E N S G L O R I A!



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Punch Admin
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Posts: 72
Founded: Jun 21, 2018
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Punch Admin » Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:29 pm

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Wrote a shout out just a while ago:


@Emperor Julius V Of Lotharia WARNED for oversized profile picture!



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AHSCA
Senator
 
Posts: 3809
Founded: Mar 08, 2007
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby AHSCA » Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:42 pm

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@KALA
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Wrote a shout out just a while ago:


HEY! Punch is back. I missed it.



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-I willingly keep AHSCA relatively poor and underdeveloped, why? Everyone on NS is a developed nation already-
-NS Factbooks here-
-AHSCA Wiki V.3
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Krainin
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 427
Founded: Jul 15, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Krainin » Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:55 pm

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Queen Alexis II
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Wrote a shout out just a while ago:


A "new" social networking site. I think I'm going to join to see how this one is.



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I RP as The United Kingdoms of The Krainin Isles.
Embassy Program

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Chkalovsk II
Diplomat
 
Posts: 767
Founded: Jul 31, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Chkalovsk II » Thu Jun 21, 2018 1:57 pm

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Ms Vorshevska
ONLINE
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:


We are producing tanks faster than scheduled. 2,300 T-14 Angara's - our first new tank in a decade - already produced since 2015, ahead of the 2020 deadline. More than 3,000 T-80's have been converted to T-100 Varsuk's and I have been told that many thousands of T-72's will eventually be upgraded to the Varsuk standard. This is amongst other programs for the development and production of advanced fighting vehicles and other heavy vehicles for our ground troops, marines, and airborne forces. The foes of Mother Chkalovskiya should be trembling with fear; The bear will not be cornered easily.



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Call me Chally
I'm a female, 16 years old
I am a proud Russian
DM me for Discord tag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEaMhjYrYTw
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER

Militant Costco wrote:Russia would much rather have Samsung over Kim Il Sung.

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AHSCA
Senator
 
Posts: 3809
Founded: Mar 08, 2007
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby AHSCA » Thu Jun 21, 2018 2:00 pm

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@KALA
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Wrote a shout out just a while ago:


@Queen Alexis II
Welcome to PUNCH. You've always been very friendly to me on Setz so glad to see you here too.



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-I willingly keep AHSCA relatively poor and underdeveloped, why? Everyone on NS is a developed nation already-
-NS Factbooks here-
-AHSCA Wiki V.3
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S i t k a
Diplomat
 
Posts: 989
Founded: Dec 21, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby S i t k a » Thu Jun 21, 2018 2:20 pm

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Larisa Anndrasdan
ONLINE
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:


My son managed to hook up the presidential apartment's telegraph line to this 'social network'. I have no idea how, and if I did I'd probably get banned for hacking if I explained it.

That aside, hello everyone! It seems I'm not the only world leader here.



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Marty
ONLINE
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:


Hello world! Just the Professor President's son here! I had to use an older picture for my profile. Ghosts don't really show up on camera.



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The United Settlements of Sitka - the land of friendly vampires, camaraderie, and cloudberry pie
A small corner of the world in 1872. Set in the world of the video game 80 Days, with supernatural beings mixed in. Several factbooks need to be redone.
I'm socially awkward sometimes, and bad at keeping up with things due to life's hecticness, so I might not always be the best at roleplays etc.
The Times: Englishman Phileas Fogg departs London, having bet £20,000 that he can circumnavigate the globe in 80 days.
Local News: Karl Marx visits Sitka, is "impressed".

Ask questions about this strange place! ---- Make the Ram's Head Saloon great again!

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Covertrone
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 199
Founded: Feb 11, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Covertrone » Thu Jun 21, 2018 2:21 pm

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Andra of the Smith
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@KALA Hello cutie! ;)



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Geo
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@Andra This isn't Tinder.



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---THE GUARDIANS---
"Fire is Light"

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Asigna
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13450
Founded: Aug 24, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Asigna » Thu Jun 21, 2018 2:29 pm

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Secretary Faye Kabil
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@Andra Sodomite!



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NS's resident Filipino patriot. May also be that weird Vietnamese guy whose name must not be spoken.

Erian: If you are gay (like me) and looking, PM me. ;/\) (SO I CAN PRAY YOUR SOUL BURNS IN HELL) Kekekekek. No straighty and no wamen. I want no pussycats.

The Filipino dude is a Mangotreestian, yes, he is a believer in the gospel of the mango tree. The one true religion.
Makadiyos, Makatao, Makalikasan, Makabansa Near abroad THE BAYAN
Hukbo/Military -
THE GREATER PHILIPPINE BAYAN - foreign affairs
Visit our nation! - Asigna TV - Know the Light of Heaven

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Munkchester
Envoy
 
Posts: 303
Founded: Apr 27, 2018
Corporate Bordello

Postby Munkchester » Thu Jun 21, 2018 3:30 pm

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Natalya Nikitovna
ONLINE
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:


Find HOT Chkalovskian women looking for loving husbands at chkalovsk-brides-for-you.ch!



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MUNKCESTRIAN REPUBLIC
Geordie city-state


Pro: Levellers, Agreement of the People
Anti: Grandees, Royalists, Oliver Cromwell

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Asigna
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13450
Founded: Aug 24, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Asigna » Thu Jun 21, 2018 5:25 pm

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Secretary Faye Kabil
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Wrote a shout out just a while ago:


There is only One True Pope and his name is Erin.

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NS's resident Filipino patriot. May also be that weird Vietnamese guy whose name must not be spoken.

Erian: If you are gay (like me) and looking, PM me. ;/\) (SO I CAN PRAY YOUR SOUL BURNS IN HELL) Kekekekek. No straighty and no wamen. I want no pussycats.

The Filipino dude is a Mangotreestian, yes, he is a believer in the gospel of the mango tree. The one true religion.
Makadiyos, Makatao, Makalikasan, Makabansa Near abroad THE BAYAN
Hukbo/Military -
THE GREATER PHILIPPINE BAYAN - foreign affairs
Visit our nation! - Asigna TV - Know the Light of Heaven

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S i t k a
Diplomat
 
Posts: 989
Founded: Dec 21, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby S i t k a » Thu Jun 21, 2018 5:39 pm

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Marty
ONLINE
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@Secretary Faye Kabil Decent meme, but your 'One True Pope' can't be very Christian if he treats women like property and sends people to death camps just for having furred ears.



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The United Settlements of Sitka - the land of friendly vampires, camaraderie, and cloudberry pie
A small corner of the world in 1872. Set in the world of the video game 80 Days, with supernatural beings mixed in. Several factbooks need to be redone.
I'm socially awkward sometimes, and bad at keeping up with things due to life's hecticness, so I might not always be the best at roleplays etc.
The Times: Englishman Phileas Fogg departs London, having bet £20,000 that he can circumnavigate the globe in 80 days.
Local News: Karl Marx visits Sitka, is "impressed".

Ask questions about this strange place! ---- Make the Ram's Head Saloon great again!

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Punch Admin
Attaché
 
Posts: 72
Founded: Jun 21, 2018
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Punch Admin » Thu Jun 21, 2018 5:44 pm

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PUNCH ADMIN
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After a meeting with the PUNCH executives, we have decided to BAN anime profile pictures. Your understanding of our decision is highly appreciated.



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Avrelia
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 16
Founded: Jun 21, 2018
Ex-Nation

PUNCH 3.0 - Social media (IC/OPEN)

Postby Avrelia » Thu Jun 21, 2018 6:32 pm

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Natalia Korovina
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I have always considered those who take pride in styling themselves as Emperors, Kings, and so forth, to be the most fickle of leaders. Whilst an elected official must serve as a true representstive of the people and has his authority bestowed upon him via popular mandate, the so-called noble man rules by decree, and rules for himself. After all, the noble man is a noble man, he is above the rest, those beneath him do not matter. Taxes are put to use to fund education, healthcare, etc, but for the noble-man, taxes are used to pay for his palace. Why should those with supposedly special blood live in palaces when there are those who live on the streets? The self-declared noble man works for nothing, whilst the average man works for everything, and yet the noble man has everything whilst the average man has nothing. But in sweet irony the truth maintains that the noble man will, upon realising the errors of his mistakes and impending doom, will do more to save face as he realises how much of a construct everything about him is. He has no real power. No real authority. And in truth, one will realise that we are all average. No amount of pompous can save those who bleed the self-declared special blood, from the anger of people when they rise up to claim their nation as theirs. Nations such as Lotharia, amongst others, are only ticking time bombs, they are doomed to fail. The Konfederatsiya will never again bow to the monarchist system. We will eradicate all those who try and conform us to accept the self-appointed elite. Slava!



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Avrelian Confederation | Аврелийская Конфедерация | Avreliyskaya Konfederatsiya
News: --
Pan Slavism
Byzantinism
Capital: Novoangelsk
Population: 2.6 billion
Language: Russian

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S i t k a
Diplomat
 
Posts: 989
Founded: Dec 21, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby S i t k a » Thu Jun 21, 2018 6:47 pm

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Marty
ONLINE
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So what's this 'anime' people keep talking about? They keeping referring to me and mum's profile pictures as 'anime', but these are just regular photographs.



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Larisa Anndrasdan
ONLINE
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@Marty The physical structure of our world is starkly different from most others, Marty. Evidently it bears an unfortunate resemblance to a Japanese art movement in this website's hub world.

Hopefully those admins will understand. I'd hate to get banned on the first day for something I can't control.



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The United Settlements of Sitka - the land of friendly vampires, camaraderie, and cloudberry pie
A small corner of the world in 1872. Set in the world of the video game 80 Days, with supernatural beings mixed in. Several factbooks need to be redone.
I'm socially awkward sometimes, and bad at keeping up with things due to life's hecticness, so I might not always be the best at roleplays etc.
The Times: Englishman Phileas Fogg departs London, having bet £20,000 that he can circumnavigate the globe in 80 days.
Local News: Karl Marx visits Sitka, is "impressed".

Ask questions about this strange place! ---- Make the Ram's Head Saloon great again!

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Asigna
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13450
Founded: Aug 24, 2013
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Asigna » Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:24 pm

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Secretary Faye Kabil
ONLINE
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:


@Marty Being an animal is a choice! Have you consider being exorcised from your lifestyle? Demons are curable! We have plenty of such facilities that can help you in the bayan!



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NS's resident Filipino patriot. May also be that weird Vietnamese guy whose name must not be spoken.

Erian: If you are gay (like me) and looking, PM me. ;/\) (SO I CAN PRAY YOUR SOUL BURNS IN HELL) Kekekekek. No straighty and no wamen. I want no pussycats.

The Filipino dude is a Mangotreestian, yes, he is a believer in the gospel of the mango tree. The one true religion.
Makadiyos, Makatao, Makalikasan, Makabansa Near abroad THE BAYAN
Hukbo/Military -
THE GREATER PHILIPPINE BAYAN - foreign affairs
Visit our nation! - Asigna TV - Know the Light of Heaven

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S i t k a
Diplomat
 
Posts: 989
Founded: Dec 21, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby S i t k a » Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:40 pm

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Marty
ONLINE
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@Secretary Faye Kabil What do you mean 'lifestyle'? I was born like this. I'm not human, and I can't change that. I'm pretty sure I'm not a demon either. And being exorcised sounds like what extremists do to eradicate spirits like me. I think perhaps you have me confused with 'furries' and the like. In any case, I doubt these are mere 'facilities' when earlier today you bragged about concentration camps for people like me. Don't tread on us.



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The United Settlements of Sitka - the land of friendly vampires, camaraderie, and cloudberry pie
A small corner of the world in 1872. Set in the world of the video game 80 Days, with supernatural beings mixed in. Several factbooks need to be redone.
I'm socially awkward sometimes, and bad at keeping up with things due to life's hecticness, so I might not always be the best at roleplays etc.
The Times: Englishman Phileas Fogg departs London, having bet £20,000 that he can circumnavigate the globe in 80 days.
Local News: Karl Marx visits Sitka, is "impressed".

Ask questions about this strange place! ---- Make the Ram's Head Saloon great again!

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AHSCA
Senator
 
Posts: 3809
Founded: Mar 08, 2007
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby AHSCA » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:12 pm

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@KALA
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@Marty,
How odd, PUNCH used to seem more inviting and open compared to Setz and their strict Humans-Only policy. I've always felt a bit guilty for using it given I'm Half-AHSCAian home to many folks not unlike you. I can't say any ghosts are wandering the islands but you look like you have some Kitsune traits in you? Perhaps I'm wrong. Maybe we can talk more.

Well maybe I should take up the offer I got a while ago and go work for Piffle in Kuronami. I think I want to try and revive their brief attempts at building a social networking platform (ooc: puppet project I built couldn't get it to take off, might be time to try again). Though working for the AHSCA Meteorology Office is also just as inviting. Decisions to make. And graduation isn't THAT far off for me.



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-I willingly keep AHSCA relatively poor and underdeveloped, why? Everyone on NS is a developed nation already-
-NS Factbooks here-
-AHSCA Wiki V.3
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S i t k a
Diplomat
 
Posts: 989
Founded: Dec 21, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby S i t k a » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:19 pm

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Marty
ONLINE
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:


@KALA I don't think it's the website itself, just those crazy radicals that have taken power in the Philippines trying to get more visibility. You guessed right about me being a kitsune. And I wouldn't be so quick to assume there aren't any spirits where you're from. There just aren't very many of us in most places, and a lot of us keep to ourselves.

I went to a summer camp for child ghosts like me not too long ago. Personally, I couldn't wait to get home. If I wanted to be away from my family for that long I would have gone straight to the afterlife.



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The United Settlements of Sitka - the land of friendly vampires, camaraderie, and cloudberry pie
A small corner of the world in 1872. Set in the world of the video game 80 Days, with supernatural beings mixed in. Several factbooks need to be redone.
I'm socially awkward sometimes, and bad at keeping up with things due to life's hecticness, so I might not always be the best at roleplays etc.
The Times: Englishman Phileas Fogg departs London, having bet £20,000 that he can circumnavigate the globe in 80 days.
Local News: Karl Marx visits Sitka, is "impressed".

Ask questions about this strange place! ---- Make the Ram's Head Saloon great again!

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Krainin
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 427
Founded: Jul 15, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Krainin » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:24 pm

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Queen Alexis II
ONLINE
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:


@KALA: Hey! Glad to see you again.

@Larisa Anndrasdan: You're a leader as well? Were you elected or was it hereditary?



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I RP as The United Kingdoms of The Krainin Isles.
Embassy Program

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Punch Admin
Attaché
 
Posts: 72
Founded: Jun 21, 2018
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Punch Admin » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:26 pm

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PUNCH ADMIN
ADMIN
Wrote a shout out just a while ago:


After a further meeting with the PUNCH executives, we have decided to reverse our policy and UNBAN anime profile pictures. A final policy on the matter will be adapted later. Users with inages considered indecent will still be warned & banned by the administration. Your understanding of our decision is highly appreciated.



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