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Hardman Norns
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How would your nation deal with a zombie outbreak...

Postby Hardman Norns » Sun Apr 04, 2010 6:38 am

How would your nation deal with a zombie outbreak? Our plan is as fallows,
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The Grand Millian
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Postby The Grand Millian » Sun Apr 04, 2010 6:39 am

We keep a strong army, and a population who has been in the army and has the skills to stop zombies
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Postby Grays Harbor » Sun Apr 04, 2010 6:43 am

We would change channels, as it would obviously be nothing more than a badly made TV movie.
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Postby Kazhanistan » Sun Apr 04, 2010 6:44 am

Considering that I would like to think we have a strong military/police force there is also about 3.64 licensed firearms to every household.

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Postby Morrdh » Sun Apr 04, 2010 6:48 am

Evacuate the towns and cities, then raze 'em to the ground.

Enforce strict health protocols of regular medicals and 'treatment' (read: bullet to the head) of any infected persons.
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Postby Novograd IV » Sun Apr 04, 2010 6:52 am

everyone in our nation has read 'The Zombie Survival Guide' and 'World War Z' so we're safe...
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Postby Yellow Zone 20-A » Sun Apr 04, 2010 6:55 am

Grays Harbor wrote:We would change channels, as it would obviously be nothing more than a badly made TV movie.

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Postby The Scandinvans » Sun Apr 04, 2010 6:56 am

Nukes.
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Postby Kazhanistan » Sun Apr 04, 2010 6:58 am

The Scandinvans wrote:Nukes.

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Postby Dimoniquid » Sun Apr 04, 2010 6:58 am

Quarantine the most infected areas, and keep borders under strict super vision. One or two zombies will be taken for testing in a strict quarantined area in the mountains, and formed to make an antidote. All media will keep giving news updates on the situation. For severe contaminations, all infected areas will be evacuated, bordered, and everybody evacuation checked for the symptoms. Anybody who shows the symptoms will be shot, and their bodies burned.

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Postby Rocherdan » Sun Apr 04, 2010 6:59 am

Considering that the Rocherdanian weaon of choice is a modified katana, I'd say that we'd be SOL and JWF.

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Postby Novograd IV » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:05 am

Dimoniquid wrote:Quarantine the most infected areas, and keep borders under strict super vision. One or two zombies will be taken for testing in a strict quarantined area in the mountains, and formed to make an antidote. All media will keep giving news updates on the situation. For severe contaminations, all infected areas will be evacuated, bordered, and everybody evacuation checked for the symptoms. Anybody who shows the symptoms will be shot, and their bodies burned.


yeah, millions of people streaming through your borders screaming, some in vehicles i'd like to see your security process that...
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Postby Conserative Morality » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:05 am

If they only die from headshots, we'd be SOL.

If they die from heavy bodily wounds, it's unlikely it'd go past victim zero.
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Postby West Ponente » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:07 am

Nuke it from Orbit.
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Postby Dimoniquid » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:07 am

Novograd IV wrote:
Dimoniquid wrote:Quarantine the most infected areas, and keep borders under strict super vision. One or two zombies will be taken for testing in a strict quarantined area in the mountains, and formed to make an antidote. All media will keep giving news updates on the situation. For severe contaminations, all infected areas will be evacuated, bordered, and everybody evacuation checked for the symptoms. Anybody who shows the symptoms will be shot, and their bodies burned.


yeah, millions of people streaming through your borders screaming, some in vehicles i'd like to see your security process that...

Ever seen I Am Legend? Millions of people wanting to get out, the soldiers dealt with it fine. No vehicles will be able to get through.

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Postby Imeriata » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:12 am

quarantine the infected areas then bombard them until there is nothing left but smoking piles of rouble and then would the army take care of any smaller outbreaks on the countryside.
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Postby The Rhenish Nation » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:14 am

Hardman Norns wrote:P.S. all nations that say "it would never happen" get zombies paradropped onto themselves.


NS doesn't work that way, Spanky.

In the Republik, we would withdraw military forces and critical government elements, as well as a select grouping of civilians back into hastily identified and intensively fortified Safe Zones, which would preferably enjoy the protection of natural obstacles to intruders.

Everybody else would be advised to shelter-in-place, or seek protection in large groups within such fortifications as they could build or locate in the limited time available.

Divided between the Safe Zones and the isolated pockets of refugees, the zombie hordes would find overwhelming us a difficult task, perhaps impossible.

Following the war, it is likely we would give it an interesting name, such as the Diefendorf Plan.
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Postby Georgism » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:16 am

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Postby Novograd IV » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:26 am

Dimoniquid wrote:
Novograd IV wrote:
Dimoniquid wrote:Quarantine the most infected areas, and keep borders under strict super vision. One or two zombies will be taken for testing in a strict quarantined area in the mountains, and formed to make an antidote. All media will keep giving news updates on the situation. For severe contaminations, all infected areas will be evacuated, bordered, and everybody evacuation checked for the symptoms. Anybody who shows the symptoms will be shot, and their bodies burned.


yeah, millions of people streaming through your borders screaming, some in vehicles i'd like to see your security process that...

Ever seen I Am Legend? Millions of people wanting to get out, the soldiers dealt with it fine. No vehicles will be able to get through.


I AM LEGEND is the most unrealistic thing i've ever seen, most of the time there'll be zombies chasign the evacuees, meaning mass panic and your checkpoints being overrun
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Postby Delkora » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:29 am

The royal family and chancellor would first be transported to a secure location. Then the military would be deployed to all heavily populated areas to patrol. We would also attempt to capture a zombie and use it to make a vaccine for the infected. Those in heavily affected areas would be transported to housing camps while the military bombs the crap out of said areas (assuming a vaccine hasn't been made yet, in which point the infected would be rounded up and injected.)

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Postby Austria-russia » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:35 am

we would use flame throwers and flame tanks and flame bombs and napalm and lighter sn matches......and turn are major cities into a smoldering wreck but we would win

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Postby Arnastianity » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:41 am

we would store our food and resources in our underground bunkers that connect every home to a certain uranium mine shaft which was cleaned and trust me its huge and we settle there waiting for thm to die out
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Postby Picklepoo » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:41 am

Our nation has been dealing with these damn zombies since Picklepoo first came to be. Its a lot more under control though when all citizens have been killing zombies all there lives.
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Postby L3 Communications » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:44 am

Hardman Norns wrote:How would your nation deal with a zombie outbreak? Our plan is as fallows,
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P.S. all nations that say "it would never happen" get zombies paradropped onto themselves.


I approve of Federal ammunition. That said, we would immediately deploy military forces to pacify the infected areas. Otherwise, without a properly aggressive, effective and fast reaction, civilisation itself would collapse. This means main battle tanks, mechanised infantry divisions and nuclear bombers.
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Postby Austria-russia » Sun Apr 04, 2010 7:44 am

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