DITCHED: An Aristocatic Tail

[Australian rePublic]

[title] An Aristocat's Tail

[desc] @@RANDOMNAME_1@@, a very wealthy widowed @@MAN@@, with a vast fortune consisting of- 3 mansions, 15 luxury cars, priceless artworks, jewellery and a vineyard decided to leave @@HIS@@ entire estate to @@HIS@@ pet cat "Fofo". Up on @@HIS@@ death, @@HIS@@ grandchildren decided to take the matter to court and after several indeterminate decisions, the matter has been brought to your office.

[validity] must allow capitalism, must allow inheritance, must allow alcohol, must allow cars

[option] "Those cars are fully sick, cus! They should be mine!" suggests @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, the grandson of the deceased, who performed 6 burnouts before entering your office. "What's a cat gonna do with 'em cars? The cat doesn't even know where to find the best backyard mechanics! Like my bro who found a gear box that fell off the back of a truck! Give me the cars, cus!" He exits your office and performs donuts
[effect] hoons are given free cars

[option] "Pop owned a winery?" asks party girl, @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, the previous speaker's first cousin, whilst popping party poppers in your office "It's really hard to find good, cheap, grog, so if I owned a business I can make booze for a living! woo! I can also have parties on the big land. Gotta go! Party in 10! Woo!"
[effect] businesses are placed into the custody of alcoholics

[option] "My client had every right to leave @@HIS_1@@ inheritance to the cat!" comments @@RANDOMNAME@@, the executor of the will "@@HE_1@@ specifically told me that @@HIS_1@@ grandkids refused to look after @@HIM_1@@ when @@HE_1@@ broke @@HIS_1@@ leg, condemning @@HIM_1@@ to an F-grade nurcing home for the rest of @@HIS_1@@ life! Not only that, but they refused to visit @@HIM_1@@! Besides, @@HE_1@@ thinks that @@HIS_1@@ grandkids are irresponsible with money!"
[effect] homeless heirs get to see their pets live in luxery

[option] "Meow meow meow pur pur meow meow!" states Fofo, who refuses to move from your desk "Meow meow meow pur meow pur pur meow!"
[effect] meow meow pur

[Sacara]

A few comments:

• There's an awful lot of validities for this issue
• There is quite of bit of clauses in the description's first sentence. Maybe attempt to break it up? Comma after court. While we are on validities, you'll need to add 'has judiciary'. I suggest just scrapping the whole court thing and have the grandchildren come straight to @@LEADER@@.
• Who uses 'fully sick, cus'? Lol. The guy is pretty cringey to be honest. Forgot a period at the very end.
• I don't understand the difference between option one and two, and the difference between option three and four.
• There's a lot of macros in option three, and it's hard for me to follow. This isn't a problem, just an observation.
• I love the last option. Make sure you put a period after desk.

Overall, I love this issue.

[Australian rePublic]

:rofl:

A few comments:

• There's an awful lot of validities for this issue
  

Yea, but they're all necassary

There is quite of bit of clauses in the description's first sentence. Maybe attempt to break it up? Comma after court. While we are on validities, you'll need to add 'has judiciary'. I suggest just scrapping the whole court thing and have the grandchildren come straight to @@LEADER@@.

That's a brilliant idea, thanks!

Who uses 'fully sick, cus'?

You'd be surprised by how common it is

I don't understand the difference between option one and two, and the difference between option three and four.

Good call on options 1 & 2. However, option 3 is from the perspective of the deceased, whilst option 4 is just listening to a cat meow

There's a lot of macros in option three, and it's hard for me to follow. This isn't a problem, just an observation.

Ok

I love the last option. Make sure you put a period after desk.

Thanks!

Overall, I love this issue.

Thanks!

[Candlewhisper Archive]

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