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[DRAFT] - Halting the Heirloom Heist! SUBMITTED 8/22/18
[The Issue] - Recent intelligence reports indicate that the next target of the Archive Specters, a sensational and skillful group of international artifact thieves, is none other than the Crown Jewels of @@NAME@@. Royal officials have already assembled with strategies on how to handle the situation.
[issuevalidity] - Nation must posses the Monarchy or Feudalism policy.
[Option1] - "@@LEADER@@, if we want to keep our national treasures under lock and key; where they should be, we need to lock them down and invest in some extra security," insists @@CAPITAL@@ chief of police @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ Dreyfus. "We can secure the heirloom. So rest assured, if you just leave this to the law, I'm sure we'll bust these ghosts."
[effect] - monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends
[Option2] - "Regular cops aren't enough to catch these thieves," claims @@RANDOMNAME@@, a high-level official with the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. "It's time to broadcast an SOS to the finest detectives in @@REGION@@. Perhaps to someone like @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ Clouseau, who prevented the crimson cougar diamond from getting nabbed in Ausblic just last week!"
[effect] - international inspectors have responded to the government's "save our stones" distress signal
[Option3] - "I'm sure the Archive Specters wouldn't expect a setup." states Auguste @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, Deputy Minister of Sleuthing. "All we have to do is plant high-tech tracking devices on the Crown Jewels, and then feign as if security is lax. Once they're stolen, we track the specters back to their hideout. And then we pounce!"
[effect] - would-be crown thieves find themselves caught in a hat trick
[Option4] - "Expensive things are always going to be targeted by thieves, what we need is an affordable way to replace them," explains an economic adviser. "Valuable crowns are out of style, and it's time the royal family caught up to the standards already achieved by daydreaming schoolchildren! Fabricate petrochemical carbon-copies of the Crown Jewels, and melt down the originals to pay for them!"
[effect] - thieves have made off with the entire collection of royal plastic