Should we clone Jesus?

by **The Alexanderians** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:46 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Esternial wrote:Is DNA that old even usuable for cloning purposes?

It worked in Jurassic park, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7. So I don't know why it would not work here.

Where would we even get frog jesus DNA?

by **Ethel mermania** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:46 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Esternial wrote:Is DNA that old even usuable for cloning purposes?

Some molecular restoration might be necessary, but that is actually an opportunity. It gives the bio-engineers the opportunity to improve and upgrade the genetic material.

We can build a better Jesus, -- monsanto.

by **Ethel mermania** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:47 pm

The Alexanderians wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:It worked in Jurassic park, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7. So I don't know why it would not work here.

Where would we even get frog jesus DNA?

From the holy pond, of course.

by **Davinhia** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:50 pm

This is so ridiculous
that i think we should do it

by **Dogmeat** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 6:48 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
The Alexanderians wrote:Where would we even get frog jesus DNA?

From the holy pond, of course.

Clever Messiah

by **Dogmeat** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:48 pm

Cant remember if dos wrote:There's no need to bring the holy foreskin into it, just use communion wine. It has to be from a Catholic Church though.

We tried that. We keep cloning yeast and grapes.

by **Balican** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:09 pm

I'm going to entertain this idea. From what we know, the second coming will cause the destruction of all of Earth. So I would assume it would start like the Laboratory scene in the first Pokemon movie, you know, the one with Mewtwo. Except after that, there will be an unstoppable LITERAL God with the mission of the destruction of Earth. Sounds pretty serene to me.

by **The Free Joy State** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:52 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Gotta make sure he looks his best in front of the camera.

And the camera adds 10 lbs. Don't want a fat Jesus, bad for the ratings.

Are you getting Clone Jesus ready for a reality show?

Please don't make him into some male model type.

If you're going to make Clone Jesus, make him deep and sensitive, not someone whose brains are in his biceps, flipping his coiffured locks at the cameras and parroting "Because I'm worth it."

by **New Yemen** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:54 pm

whatTHE HELL

by **Zemstatand** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:56 pm

by **Hurdergaryp** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:50 pm

New Yemen wrote:whatTHE HELL

Zemstatand wrote:No!

Behold the consternation of the newcomers, who got more than they bargained for when they made their accounts in order to join the NationStates Summer activities. It is quite entertaining.

by **An Alan Smithee Nation** » Thu Jun 07, 2018 1:04 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
The blAAtschApen wrote:
Buddha seems to be quite popular.

Americans like a starving Jesus, I don't. Know if they will go with a fat one. Maybe we can put together a focus group.

He dieted for our sins.

by **The Blaatschapen** » Thu Jun 07, 2018 1:22 am

An Alan Smithee Nation wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Americans like a starving Jesus, I don't. Know if they will go with a fat one. Maybe we can put together a focus group.

He dieted for our sins.

The bread and wine diet

by **The Empire of Pretantia** » Thu Jun 07, 2018 1:28 am

The Free Joy State wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:And the camera adds 10 lbs. Don't want a fat Jesus, bad for the ratings.

Are you getting Clone Jesus ready for a reality show?

Please don't make him into some male model type.

If you're going to make Clone Jesus, make him deep and sensitive, not someone whose brains are in his biceps, flipping his coiffured locks at the cameras and parroting "Because I'm worth it."

A male model can be thin.

by **Ethel mermania** » Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:26 am

The Free Joy State wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:And the camera adds 10 lbs. Don't want a fat Jesus, bad for the ratings.

Are you getting Clone Jesus ready for a reality show?

Please don't make him into some male model type.

If you're going to make Clone Jesus, make him deep and sensitive, not someone whose brains are in his biceps, flipping his coiffured locks at the cameras and parroting "Because I'm worth it."

Sorry, we are casting clone Jesus for next season's jersey shore reboot. We are hoping to exclusive footage of clone Jesus making out with Snookie in the laundry room during a party.

by **Ethel mermania** » Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:28 am

The blAAtschApen wrote:
An Alan Smithee Nation wrote:
He dieted for our sins.

The bread and wine diet

Proof he is the son of god, with all those carbs it would take a freakin miracle to lose all that weight.

by **Lady Scylla** » Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:29 am

The blAAtschApen wrote:So, with the advent of human cloning technology. Should we clone Jesus? There might be some usable DNA left in one of the relics (holy foreskin?). Thus, we can clone Him and force the second coming. And third, and fourth, why stop at only one

Or even better yet, a Jesus for everyone. Think of it :Your Own Personal Jesus *cue good Depeche Mode song*

In the end, the second coming is very important for various faiths. Why not help it a hand and force the issue

Assuming the blood is really his, why not.

by **Hurdergaryp** » Thu Jun 07, 2018 7:16 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
The Free Joy State wrote:Are you getting Clone Jesus ready for a reality show?

Please don't make him into some male model type.

If you're going to make Clone Jesus, make him deep and sensitive, not someone whose brains are in his biceps, flipping his coiffured locks at the cameras and parroting "Because I'm worth it."

Sorry, we are casting clone Jesus for next season's jersey shore reboot. We are hoping to exclusive footage of clone Jesus making out with Snookie in the laundry room during a party.

It is a biblical fact that the original Jesus was rather friendly towards fallen women, so you might be onto something.

by **Zemstatand** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 2:55 am

by **Hurdergaryp** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 4:35 am

Zemstatand wrote:NO

What if I told you it is already too late to stop it? Not that I would be telling the truth, but it is still tempting.

by **Chan Island** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 6:39 am

Zemstatand wrote:NO

Yes

by **The Grims** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 7:34 am

Zemstatand wrote:NO

No no.
No no no no.
No no there is no limit.

Clone a trillion.

by **Hurdergaryp** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 11:33 am

The Grims wrote:
Zemstatand wrote:NO

No no.
No no no no.
No no there is no limit.

Clone a trillion.

Bring forth UltraChrist.

by **The Batavia** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 11:39 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
The Grims wrote:No no.
No no no no.
No no there is no limit.

Clone a trillion.

Bring forth UltraChrist.

BUILD THE ULTIMATE ARMY OF JESUS CLONES

by **Firaxin** » Sat Jun 16, 2018 11:42 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
The Grims wrote:No no.
No no no no.
No no there is no limit.

Clone a trillion.

Bring forth UltraChrist.

Who's to say Jesus won't come back via cyber ressurection? CyberJesus UltraChrist

Should we clone Jesus?

NO

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