Where would we even get frog jesus DNA?
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by The Alexanderians » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:46 pm
Galloism wrote:Or we can go with feminism doesn't exist. We all imagined it. Collectively.
by Ethel mermania » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:46 pm
by Ethel mermania » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:47 pm
by Davinhia » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:50 pm
by Dogmeat » Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:48 pm
Cant remember if dos wrote:There's no need to bring the holy foreskin into it, just use communion wine. It has to be from a Catholic Church though.
by Balican » Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:09 pm
by The Free Joy State » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:52 pm
by Hurdergaryp » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:50 pm
New Yemen wrote:whatTHE HELL
Zemstatand wrote:No!
by An Alan Smithee Nation » Thu Jun 07, 2018 1:04 am
by The Blaatschapen » Thu Jun 07, 2018 1:22 am
by The Empire of Pretantia » Thu Jun 07, 2018 1:28 am
The Free Joy State wrote:Ethel mermania wrote:And the camera adds 10 lbs. Don't want a fat Jesus, bad for the ratings.
Are you getting Clone Jesus ready for a reality show?
Please don't make him into some male model type.
If you're going to make Clone Jesus, make him deep and sensitive, not someone whose brains are in his biceps, flipping his coiffured locks at the cameras and parroting "Because I'm worth it."
by Ethel mermania » Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:26 am
The Free Joy State wrote:Ethel mermania wrote:And the camera adds 10 lbs. Don't want a fat Jesus, bad for the ratings.
Are you getting Clone Jesus ready for a reality show?
Please don't make him into some male model type.
If you're going to make Clone Jesus, make him deep and sensitive, not someone whose brains are in his biceps, flipping his coiffured locks at the cameras and parroting "Because I'm worth it."
by Ethel mermania » Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:28 am
by Lady Scylla » Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:29 am
The blAAtschApen wrote:So, with the advent of human cloning technology. Should we clone Jesus? There might be some usable DNA left in one of the relics (holy foreskin?). Thus, we can clone Him and force the second coming. And third, and fourth, why stop at only one
Or even better yet, a Jesus for everyone. Think of it :Your Own Personal Jesus *cue good Depeche Mode song*
In the end, the second coming is very important for various faiths. Why not help it a hand and force the issue
by Hurdergaryp » Thu Jun 07, 2018 7:16 am
Ethel mermania wrote:The Free Joy State wrote:Are you getting Clone Jesus ready for a reality show?
Please don't make him into some male model type.
If you're going to make Clone Jesus, make him deep and sensitive, not someone whose brains are in his biceps, flipping his coiffured locks at the cameras and parroting "Because I'm worth it."
Sorry, we are casting clone Jesus for next season's jersey shore reboot. We are hoping to exclusive footage of clone Jesus making out with Snookie in the laundry room during a party.
by Hurdergaryp » Sat Jun 16, 2018 4:35 am
Zemstatand wrote:NO
by Chan Island » Sat Jun 16, 2018 6:39 am
Conserative Morality wrote:"It's not time yet" is a tactic used by reactionaries in every era. "It's not time for democracy, it's not time for capitalism, it's not time for emancipation." Of course it's not time. It's never time, not on its own. You make it time. If you're under fire in the no-man's land of WW1, you start digging a foxhole even if the ideal time would be when you *aren't* being bombarded, because once you wait for it to be 'time', other situations will need your attention, assuming you survive that long. If the fields aren't furrowed, plow them. If the iron is not hot, make it so. If society is not ready, change it.
by Hurdergaryp » Sat Jun 16, 2018 11:33 am
by The Batavia » Sat Jun 16, 2018 11:39 am
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