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Dawetid
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Posts: 527
Founded: Jul 12, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

The AN becomes real, your reaction (OOC)

Postby Dawetid » Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:24 am

As the title says.
Republic of Dawetid
Dávḕtʹə́d M̆jìnk̆vók
ဒးဝေႇထၢ့ဒ်းမျိန်ႇကွို့က်း
達偉特民國

Ministry of Foreign Affairs:
Q/A | Embassy Programme
Phrase of the week:
ငီႈဒီမးဟီႇယေ့ဝ်ႊမျိန်ႇစိုး၊ ယေ့ဝ်ႊဇီႊယူႇဧား?
Ŋī̂dī máhī̀ jẽv m̆jìncṓ, jẽv zī̃jū̀ qā́?
(Didn't you guys want democracy, want freedom?)
  • Discord server
  • Do you think you’re cute? I think you’re a big retard.
  • I’m not cold, you just don’t deserve my warmth.
  • Never thought the foe list would be useful – that hypocrite liar has been a lot quieter than before.
  • Valentine Z, Silver Commonwealth, and I, are the points of an equilateral triangle, with those two forming an axis.
မျိန်ႇကွို့က်းသိန်မျို့န်ႇ/M̆jìnk̆vók Sinm̆jòn: Motto changed slightly. | Currently Oyster season. People are travelling to Krautau Island for this delicacy.

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Skyhooked
Minister
 
Posts: 3289
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Skyhooked » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:33 pm

Hmmm. Interesting. Not that I would wanna live there...
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=300

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: All guns and ammo from "Six Barrels" 20% discount.

Refreshing News:
Unofficial name for Capitol in Skyhooke city, "The Fullhouse" became official.

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Greater Gilead
Diplomat
 
Posts: 693
Founded: May 25, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Greater Gilead » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:35 pm

Did that US just change its name?
Before jumping to conclusions, look at my FAQ fact book. FAQ here:FAQ Ask Questions Here
Proudly violating WA resolutions since May 25, 2017!Visit The Republic of Gilead!
( -_- ) My nation does support my political views...deal with it.
Quotes I like:
Deropia wrote:Jason can't help but laugh as the scotch bottle, followed soon after by the pie, fly through the air of the chamber. "Ah, this place may be a mad-house...but its the best damn posting I've ever had...".

The Bible Baptist Republic wrote:Ambassador Conklin reads the proposal, blinks twice, and mutters "There ain't enough whiskey to deal with this crap."

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Stanier
Envoy
 
Posts: 264
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Stanier » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:36 pm

Skyhooked:
"Dios mio, un país anárquico, será un desastre" (My god, an anarchic country, it will be a disaster) - Me

AN:
"OK, I might be an authoritarian but at least I loosen up every once in a while"
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Undergoing retconning.
Call me Lima
NS stats are used, except when contradicted by yours truly in the factbooks
Slowly learning Italian
Factbooks
Embassy Program
OOC (Actual political opinions here)
Now it's time... For a change.

Stanierian News Broadcasting: Undergoing serious retconning. Please wait. Sneak peek: Set two years in the future, post Sing Scaletta (Scaletta and friends will be kept around for nostalgia purposes).

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The Royal Empire of the Lemons
Envoy
 
Posts: 315
Founded: Sep 10, 2016
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby The Royal Empire of the Lemons » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:37 pm

Skyhooked
It would be pretty cool, but I doubt the international community would be accepting.

EDIT: Double Ninja'd
Stanier:
I would kinda like to live there:
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A 12 civilization, according to this index
An N14 civilization, according to this index
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King: Finn Lemon
Ambassador to the WA: Angelina Noel
Minister of Defense: Otto Cooper

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Hammer Britannia
Minister
 
Posts: 3486
Founded: Oct 08, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby Hammer Britannia » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:38 pm

"Oh, OK." "plz no invasion"
-Meself
Don't you hate it when medication makes you feel worse than before?
Summary of me IRL
People ask "could", but nobody asks "should"
Offical blow me Hammer Britannia discord sever. Mostly because I wanted a discord server in my sig.

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Russian Empire-
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Russian Empire- » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:39 pm

''Well, things just got real...''
-Moi

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Human Sacred Theocracy
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 51
Founded: Feb 19, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Human Sacred Theocracy » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:41 pm

The nation is so godless that it should become the next crusade's target...

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Skyhooked
Minister
 
Posts: 3289
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Skyhooked » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:41 pm

Russian Empire- wrote:''Well, things just got real...''
-Moi


"Blyat, I am dead meat."(Cuz I live in Ukraine.)

Ninjad'
"Same. May God have mercy upon my sorry ass."
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Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=300

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: All guns and ammo from "Six Barrels" 20% discount.

Refreshing News:
Unofficial name for Capitol in Skyhooke city, "The Fullhouse" became official.

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Goverwal
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 195
Founded: Jul 14, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goverwal » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:41 pm

Russian Empire- wrote:''Well, things just got real...''
-Moi

Nothing new here...

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UTZZY
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: Aug 04, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby UTZZY » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:45 pm

Oh dear World, how have you fallen so low? Hmm...
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|DEUS VULT|
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Our army⚔️*. \(º -(º -(º - º)- º)- º)/ .*✉️The IAPA
|+PLVS+|====♔ Patriae ⚐ ✞ Devs ✞ ⚖ Ivstitia =====|¡VLTRA!|

UTZZY NEWS: IAPA (International Authoritarian Proposal Alliance) has now 5 members, the region Spanish State has been liberated by our Internal Army-|-”The European Parliament is beeing re-built becouse the actual one is pure shit” Says The Generalissimo of Spain and President of Europe-|-George Soros, the famous murderer, has recieved another bomb and this one has actually made "Boom Boom"

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Russian Empire-
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Russian Empire- » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:46 pm

''Well, crap. At least I don't live there.''
Moi

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Stanier
Envoy
 
Posts: 264
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Stanier » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:47 pm

"Coño, I feel sorry for the europeans" - Mua
Undergoing retconning.
Call me Lima
NS stats are used, except when contradicted by yours truly in the factbooks
Slowly learning Italian
Factbooks
Embassy Program
OOC (Actual political opinions here)
Now it's time... For a change.

Stanierian News Broadcasting: Undergoing serious retconning. Please wait. Sneak peek: Set two years in the future, post Sing Scaletta (Scaletta and friends will be kept around for nostalgia purposes).

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Skyhooked
Minister
 
Posts: 3289
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Skyhooked » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:52 pm

That actually may be interesting. Heck, maybe I will want to visit it.
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=300

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: All guns and ammo from "Six Barrels" 20% discount.

Refreshing News:
Unofficial name for Capitol in Skyhooke city, "The Fullhouse" became official.

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Estlobies
Envoy
 
Posts: 326
Founded: Oct 21, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Estlobies » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:58 pm

Huh. So the American conservatives finally up-and-left, huh?
Your Friendly Neighborhood Psychotic Bastard
Embassy Programme | WMD Circlejerk | SWG | ADL | IMAA | SW:G | ✠
Generally speaking, far. Not far-left or far-right, just far.
Pro: Executions, Mario Kart, Slavery, Vexillology
Anti: Consistency, Infidels, Logic, Stupid Bullshit
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
I’m thinking of buying a church and changing it around: maybe selling crack and having a few whores in the pew.
Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn’t work.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

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Free American Empire-
Envoy
 
Posts: 345
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Free American Empire- » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:02 am

''Well, sh*t.''
Moi.
I have moved this nation to the Silver Commonwealth, just like Frievolk did with Asmundia, as too many people seemed to confuse the old name with new one.

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Zitravgrad
Diplomat
 
Posts: 966
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:23 am

"Providence save us! We are screwed to the next level. :o "
- Nappy
"Order and Solidarity under the Blue Banner!"
OverviewLeadersPlaylistTravel GuideQ&AEmbassy
Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a PMT nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of Soviet Union and War and Peace, messed up by steampunk. It has strong energy, mining and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. It is expecting an election in December 2018. NSStats not used, but somewhat acceptable.
Kremlin's Press: Civil servants and party members wearing all black for the upcoming Nuclear Remembrance Day on 18 November | The Kremlin Lifeguard Regiment leaving the capital to aid a foreign ally, says the spokesman

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Stanier
Envoy
 
Posts: 264
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Stanier » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:34 am

"Coño, Putin ain't gonna be too pleased with Zitrav's presence" - Lima
Undergoing retconning.
Call me Lima
NS stats are used, except when contradicted by yours truly in the factbooks
Slowly learning Italian
Factbooks
Embassy Program
OOC (Actual political opinions here)
Now it's time... For a change.

Stanierian News Broadcasting: Undergoing serious retconning. Please wait. Sneak peek: Set two years in the future, post Sing Scaletta (Scaletta and friends will be kept around for nostalgia purposes).

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Nationales Deutsches Reich
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 22
Founded: Feb 08, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Nationales Deutsches Reich » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:37 am

"Ah, the perfect place to get a vacation. I want to meet this Drumpf man and that is it."
~ Reza
German Reich
Out of Character | Overview | President | Set in: 1934

Born out of the ruins of the decadent Weimar Republic, a Third Reich was proclaimed in Germany in 1934 after an election that saw the rise of the DNVP into power. With Germany in shatters, the fervent nationalist Erhard Falkenrath has led the deprived nation into a new era of prosperity and national salvation.

Deutsche Allgemeine Zeitung: SA and RFB thugs clashed with each other in Munich before being dispersed by the Bavarian police | Politician from Westphalia commits suicide before an investigation regarding corruption could take place.

Zufällige Scheiße (OOC): "Go commit die, libtards" ~ Ben Shapiro

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Reorganized National Government of China
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 11
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Reorganized National Government of China » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:42 am

''Well, at least better than Third Reich.''
Moi

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Metcalfer2
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 465
Founded: Sep 06, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby Metcalfer2 » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:53 am

"We'll, God Emperor Xi didn't last long"
IC: do not use the 2 in our name
I have now made a (relatively garbage) bio on my leader, more will be added on later.

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The Zravvisk
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Zravvisk » Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:53 am

"Why is Russia acting like they came out of the Red Alert games?"
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons". We also do not use NS stats.
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with ketchup.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode, if everyone in the Federation was a space dragon and spiritual.
A 8 civilization (tier 9, level 0, type 7) according to https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018

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Wathar
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Feb 17, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Wathar » Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:56 am

What the shit are they putting in my water

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Tethys 13
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 469
Founded: Dec 05, 2007
New York Times Democracy

Postby Tethys 13 » Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:59 am

"Cool, go Celts!"
The Spacefaring Warrior Armada of Tethys 13
Population: >19 Billion
Leader: Halfdan zho Smite
We use NS stats, with some artistic license.

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Krasny-Volny
Minister
 
Posts: 2536
Founded: Nov 20, 2010
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Krasny-Volny » Thu Mar 22, 2018 3:02 am

Spit out my coffee and thank my lucky stars I don't live there.
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

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