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The AN becomes real, your reaction (OOC)

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Dawetid
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Posts: 354
Founded: Jul 12, 2017
Moralistic Democracy

The AN becomes real, your reaction (OOC)

Postby Dawetid » Wed Mar 21, 2018 11:24 am

As the title says.
After a series of road incidents related to road trips by foreigners, Parliament debate whether foreign tourists need to apply for a “special” driving licence.
ကွားမးဟီႇ၊ ကွားမးယီႊ…
K̆vā́ máhī̀, k̆vā́ májī̃…
(I'm not, I haven't…) [audio]
  • Myself
  • playlist (WIP, telegram for suggestions)
  • “Um, do you have…”
    “I don’t, now get lost!”
    “…a brain?
Republic of Dawetid
Dávḕtʹə́d M̆jìnk̆vók
ဒးဝေႇထၢ့ဒ်းမျိန်ႇကွို့က်း
達偉特民國

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Skyhooked
Minister
 
Posts: 3168
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Skyhooked » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:33 pm

Hmmm. Interesting. Not that I would wanna live there...
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=300

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches, and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: All cars from "Roberto Motors" 10% discount.

We are NOT ancap. We are anarcho-mutualsit.

Refreshing News:
Bjorn of Steel was sent to Zitravgrad for healing his insanity. We hope, that our comrades will be able to succeed, where we failed.

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Greater Gilead
Diplomat
 
Posts: 671
Founded: May 25, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Greater Gilead » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:35 pm

Did that US just change its name?
Before jumping to conclusions, look at my FAQ fact book. FAQ here:FAQ Ask Questions Here
Proudly violating WA resolutions since May 25, 2017!Visit The Republic of Gilead!
( -_- ) My nation does support my political views...deal with it.
Quotes I like:
Deropia wrote:Jason can't help but laugh as the scotch bottle, followed soon after by the pie, fly through the air of the chamber. "Ah, this place may be a mad-house...but its the best damn posting I've ever had...".

The Bible Baptist Republic wrote:Ambassador Conklin reads the proposal, blinks twice, and mutters "There ain't enough whiskey to deal with this crap."

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Stanier
Envoy
 
Posts: 253
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Stanier » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:36 pm

Skyhooked:
"Dios mio, un país anárquico, será un desastre" (My god, an anarchic country, it will be a disaster) - Me

AN:
"OK, I might be an authoritarian but at least I loosen up every once in a while"
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Call me Lima
This nation uses almost all NSStats, except for the ones contradicted on the factbooks
Slowly learning Italian
Factbooks
Q&A
Embassy Program
OOC (Ask me stuff)
EA is a company that is stupid enough to announce that they're making online passes free whilst removing all ways to redeem an existing one or get a new one for free, and at the same time still making them mandatory to play online.

Stanierian News Broadcasting: President Scaletta returns from a three-day trip to Liverbanca after attending an emergency summit with leaders of the 'P-5', deets are unknown. But Scaletta was seen with both hands in his head on despair after disembarking a plane at Tahoma International.

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The Royal Empire of the Lemons
Envoy
 
Posts: 309
Founded: Sep 10, 2016
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby The Royal Empire of the Lemons » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:37 pm

Skyhooked
It would be pretty cool, but I doubt the international community would be accepting.

EDIT: Double Ninja'd
Stanier:
I would kinda like to live there:
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A 12 civilization, according to this index
An N14 civilization, according to this index
.

King: Finn Lemon
Ambassador to the WA: Angelina Noel
Minister of Defense: Otto Cooper

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Hammer Britannia
Minister
 
Posts: 2567
Founded: Oct 08, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Hammer Britannia » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:38 pm

"Oh, OK." "plz no invasion"
-Meself
I am a -∞ Civ, AKA I am god
Officer Gul Dukat wrote:They will hammer u badly
buy my nukes plz
We definitely don't use NSstats or policies
Official WMD Circlejerk Advocate
Proud Greco-Slav, Prouder Anti-Animeist

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Russian Empire-
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Russian Empire- » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:39 pm

''Well, things just got real...''
-Moi
Superstate of Russian Empire
Imagine fascists winning Russian Civil War, purging opposition, and later going insanely expansionist. Despite its name, not monarchist at all.
This nation does not represent my views!
Flag credit to someone1fy: https://someone1fy.deviantart.com/art/T ... -628305687 List of nations.
Родина: Experiment with chemicals successful/ Chinese advance in Iran slowed down/ Intensive shelling across the Normandy


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Human Sacred Theocracy
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 51
Founded: Feb 19, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Human Sacred Theocracy » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:41 pm

The nation is so godless that it should become the next crusade's target...

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Skyhooked
Minister
 
Posts: 3168
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Skyhooked » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:41 pm

Russian Empire- wrote:''Well, things just got real...''
-Moi


"Blyat, I am dead meat."(Cuz I live in Ukraine.)

Ninjad'
"Same. May God have mercy upon my sorry ass."
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Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=300

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches, and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: All cars from "Roberto Motors" 10% discount.

We are NOT ancap. We are anarcho-mutualsit.

Refreshing News:
Bjorn of Steel was sent to Zitravgrad for healing his insanity. We hope, that our comrades will be able to succeed, where we failed.

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Goverwal
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 135
Founded: Jul 14, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Goverwal » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:41 pm

Russian Empire- wrote:''Well, things just got real...''
-Moi

Nothing new here...
White, teenage, atheist, male politician living in semi-rural England

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UTZZY
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Posts: 19
Founded: Aug 04, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby UTZZY » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:45 pm

Oh dear World, how have you fallen so low? Hmm...

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Russian Empire-
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Russian Empire- » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:46 pm

''Well, crap. At least I don't live there.''
Moi
Superstate of Russian Empire
Imagine fascists winning Russian Civil War, purging opposition, and later going insanely expansionist. Despite its name, not monarchist at all.
This nation does not represent my views!
Flag credit to someone1fy: https://someone1fy.deviantart.com/art/T ... -628305687 List of nations.
Родина: Experiment with chemicals successful/ Chinese advance in Iran slowed down/ Intensive shelling across the Normandy


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Stanier
Envoy
 
Posts: 253
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Stanier » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:47 pm

"Coño, I feel sorry for the europeans" - Mua
Call me Lima
This nation uses almost all NSStats, except for the ones contradicted on the factbooks
Slowly learning Italian
Factbooks
Q&A
Embassy Program
OOC (Ask me stuff)
EA is a company that is stupid enough to announce that they're making online passes free whilst removing all ways to redeem an existing one or get a new one for free, and at the same time still making them mandatory to play online.

Stanierian News Broadcasting: President Scaletta returns from a three-day trip to Liverbanca after attending an emergency summit with leaders of the 'P-5', deets are unknown. But Scaletta was seen with both hands in his head on despair after disembarking a plane at Tahoma International.

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Skyhooked
Minister
 
Posts: 3168
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Skyhooked » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:52 pm

That actually may be interesting. Heck, maybe I will want to visit it.
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=300

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches, and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: All cars from "Roberto Motors" 10% discount.

We are NOT ancap. We are anarcho-mutualsit.

Refreshing News:
Bjorn of Steel was sent to Zitravgrad for healing his insanity. We hope, that our comrades will be able to succeed, where we failed.

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Estlobies
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Posts: 326
Founded: Oct 21, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Estlobies » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:58 pm

Huh. So the American conservatives finally up-and-left, huh?
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I’m thinking of buying a church and changing it around: maybe selling crack and having a few whores in the pew.
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Free American Empire-
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Posts: 285
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Free American Empire- » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:02 am

''Well, sh*t.''
Moi.
The Silver Commonwealth of Free American Empire
An authoritarian, decentralized strasserite Commonwealth, ruled by Silver Legion, with power armor, laser guns, nuka-cola, and Space Shuttle bombers- oh my!

FAE now is more similar to PRC

From Pelley to power armor- it has been a wild ride, hasn't it?

(Motto translation: March for our Leader, our God, and Homeland!)
This nation doesn't represent my views!
Flag credit to ColumbianSFR (Second flag): https://columbiansfr.deviantart.com/art ... -591548845
Legion's messenger: America: Debate over a new flag ends up with compromise- two flags will be used, current, and new. / Commonwealth/ ''Former nuclear vaults to be repurposed'' General says

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Zitravgrad
Diplomat
 
Posts: 606
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zitravgrad » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:23 am

"Providence save us! We are screwed to the next level. :o "
- Nappy
"Through the Eye of Providence, Wisdom, and Strength"
Overview | Playlist | Travel Guide | Q&A
Zitravgrad (Зитравград) is a semi-automated PMT nation following socialism with its own characteristics, situated upon a post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, in an anachronistic parallel universe in which technologies are far forward, yet has the social, cultural and political atmosphere of Europe after Congress of Vienna.
Providenska's Herald: Anatoli Diebitsch in WorldVision -- 10:00 PM on Channel 4! | New AI border inspectors turn out to be like ATM booths. Foreigners baffled.

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Stanier
Envoy
 
Posts: 253
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Stanier » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:34 am

"Coño, Putin ain't gonna be too pleased with Zitrav's presence" - Lima
Call me Lima
This nation uses almost all NSStats, except for the ones contradicted on the factbooks
Slowly learning Italian
Factbooks
Q&A
Embassy Program
OOC (Ask me stuff)
EA is a company that is stupid enough to announce that they're making online passes free whilst removing all ways to redeem an existing one or get a new one for free, and at the same time still making them mandatory to play online.

Stanierian News Broadcasting: President Scaletta returns from a three-day trip to Liverbanca after attending an emergency summit with leaders of the 'P-5', deets are unknown. But Scaletta was seen with both hands in his head on despair after disembarking a plane at Tahoma International.

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Nationales Deutsches Reich
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Feb 08, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationales Deutsches Reich » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:37 am

"Ah, the perfect place to get a vacation. I want to meet this Drumpf man and that is it."
~ Reza
German Reich
Out of Character | Overview | President | Set in: 1934

Born out of the ruins of the decadent Weimar Republic, a Third Reich was proclaimed in Germany in 1934 after an election that saw the rise of the DNVP into power. With Germany in shatters, the fervent nationalist Erhard Falkenrath has led the deprived nation into a new era of prosperity and national salvation.

Deutsche Allgemeine Zeitung: After the refugee crisis in the Sudetenland. An approximate 50,000 Germans have settled inside Saxony and Lower Silesia.

Zufällige Scheiße (OOC): First nation in NS that I made was Herzosag. Before Persagonia and this. Now, I remembered how shitty I was in factbook making.

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Reorganized National Government of China
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Posts: 11
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Reorganized National Government of China » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:42 am

''Well, at least better than Third Reich.''
Moi
Superstate of Reorganized National Government of China
Imagine, if Jingwei, and Blueshirt Society teamed up, and defeated Japan with help from Russians.
This nation does not represent my views!
Credit of flag goes to Krmp4:
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突發新聞 : Russians try to advance in Manchuria, Blueshirt armies fighting hard, to stop them/ Kamikaze pilot attacks have destroyed one from Russian super battleships/ Mountain monastery in Tibet reorganized as army's barracks


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Metcalfer2
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 465
Founded: Sep 06, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Metcalfer2 » Thu Mar 22, 2018 12:53 am

"We'll, God Emperor Xi didn't last long"
IC: do not use the 2 in our name
I have now made a (relatively garbage) bio on my leader, more will be added on later.

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The Zravvisk
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Zravvisk » Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:53 am

"Why is Russia acting like they came out of the Red Alert games?"
Full name: The Armada of the Zravvisk.
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".

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Wathar
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Feb 17, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wathar » Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:56 am

What the shit are they putting in my water

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Tethys 13
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 369
Founded: Dec 05, 2007
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Tethys 13 » Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:59 am

"Cool, go Celts!"
The Spacefaring Warrior Armada of Tethys 13
Population: >19 Billion
Leader: Mehmed zho Doomsayer
We use NS stats, with some artistic license.

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Krasny-Volny
Minister
 
Posts: 2519
Founded: Nov 20, 2010
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Krasny-Volny » Thu Mar 22, 2018 3:02 am

Spit out my coffee and thank my lucky stars I don't live there.
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.

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