Greetings from Dunder Mifflin
A new region has formed and its all about the hit TV show “The Office”
I am here today to get some new blood, to euthanize this place.
We are currently looking for new salesman for our region!!
Qualities we are looking for:
Three words. Hard-working, Alpha male/Female, Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable...ok more than three words but its still what we are looking for.
If you can hear me, I would like you to look around at all these Regions, and know, that none of them are good enough for you. H&R Block? Come on. I mean I don't even know what they do. Frank Regan Funeral Home? Too much formaldehyde! The Air Force?.....Ok Air Force is cool. The refreshments? Bush league, you know! That's not what you want! Dunder-- that-- ok I see security is coming so I just wanna say come to Dunder Mifflin .
Dunder Mifflin, a great place to work!
Anybody? Show of hands, anybody want to intern at Dunder Mifflin . We do not offer college credit, we can not give you any sort of pay, but it is a really fun work environment. Anybody? Show of hands? Damn- it. Ok. I'm gonna wrap it up here.
Thank you, for your time. And drive safe!