[Description] After an archaic law allowed a civilian to take ownership of a tank, he caused considerable property damage, including smashing into a brand new statue of you that was being unveiled. Civilians have demanded you take action regulating tanks and other military vehicles.
[Validity] Cars must not be banned
[Option] "We need to get these vehicles of war off our streets!" shouts @@RANDOMNAME@@, who is coincidentally covered head to toe in anti-war pins. "We are promoting misery and hurt while these military vehicles cause mayhem. We cannot allow them to stay on our beloved roads! We should stop production of tanks now and get rid of existing ones before an incident like this happens again."
[Effect] The military nails thick sheets of cardboard to pick-ups to withstand artillery because of the ban on tanks
[Effect] the newest line of APCs have cardboard nailed to them
Are effects the newspaper headlines or the overview things?
[Option] "We need those tanks for our, uh, top-secret military operations!" bellows @@RANDOMNAME@@, a military training instructor who is practically deaf. "I agree that we need to keep this sophisticated tiger away from those city-slickers we defend, but don't keep them from people who know how to operate these things! They are an important part of military procedure and whatnot, so you cannot take them away, @@LEADER@@!"
[Effect] tanks are signing bonuses for the infantry
[Option] "Thou shalt be able to drive thine own chosen vehicle," recites Haynes Chilton-Clymer, holding up his holy manual. "As long as we have those rocket firin' mechanisms disabled and the road-ruining tracks replaced, why, I don't see a reason not to own a tank. Maybe we could even hold a contest in @@CAPITAL@@ each year to see who has the coolest paint job!"
[Effect] Neon tanks are a normal sight on the streets of @@NAME@@
[Effect] rainbow tanks can be seen driving on the streets
{Option] "I agree with @@HIM@@, but we need to take a step further," says your Minister of Public Safety, adjusting his toupee. "We need to have those tanks with the launchers and with the treads, to maximize the usefulness of the civilian tank drivers! When those damned Bigtopians attack, they sure will be surprised and easily defeated! In fact, we should encourage citizens to have military vehicles. It's the first step of many to conquering the world- I mean, ensuring @@NAME@@ is safe."
[Effect] Anti-aircraft shells are being bought for "hunting"
highways are commonly used as vehicle battle arenas
[Policy] Militia?
[Repeal Policy] No guns
[Option] A clean-shaven man enters, adjusting his cufflinks before he addresses you. "Mr... I didn't catch his name, but whoever he was, raises a good point. You need someone who can protect your innocent civilians while they do whatever innocent civilians do. And I can do that! At Metallurgy Incorporated, we strive to be the very best at protection and, occasionally, the offensive. With a small fee," he says, making air quotes, "and a recommendation here and there, we can begin Monday. Don't worry, we bring the tanks."
[Effect] strange men have begun enforcing their own laws as the new "military"
[Validity] Must not have a state-run economy.
Yes? No? Maybe so?
Well, that does it for this draft. I'll see you guys next weekmonth!
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