Punishment too Socialism

[The dark Panther]

OOC: nationstates for MOST nations is in 2018 (so me and you). When you roleplay (THIS IS A ROLEPLAY) you act like it affects you, also you're "god-moding" which is basically when you go full i win everything mode when they are saying what there doing. also there normal jails so unless you can hack iron you aren't hacking them (that was joke). third there OOC out of character, IC in character, SIC Secret in character, New Socialist South Africa's first post and Hokkaido-Sakhalin all are SIC meaning you DON'T KNOW ABOUT THEM. Also you use "This is show you're saying something" AKA a quote but since your acting like your young i want you to know what i mean.

(Image) -Everyone in the dark panther when someone says the 6 million Deep creek2 people can beat dark panther

There's no point in roleplaying if it doesn't impact me; so why would you care if I godmod?

*Farts in the face of Dark Panther's leader and walks out of the room.*

then don't post in "National and International Roleplaying"

[Deep Creek2]

Dark Pantherian Forces push in to Deep creek2. most of there cities near the coast have fallen most are being besieged that haven't fallen and AA destroys all aircraft flying that is not dark pantherian and the dark pantherian navy controls their waters

Now you're godmodding.

[Deep Creek2]

Can't we all just get a long?

[The dark Panther]

Dark Pantherian Forces push in to Deep creek2. most of there cities near the coast have fallen most are being besieged that haven't fallen and AA destroys all aircraft flying that is not dark pantherian and the dark pantherian navy controls their waters

Now you're godmodding.

you haven't posted anything. I'm going to win if you're not going to act like you don't care by not spending anything

[The dark Panther]

Can't we all just get a long?

can you do what your meant to do in a roleplay and be serious

[New Socialist South Africa]

OOC: nationstates for MOST nations is in 2018 (so me and you). When you roleplay (THIS IS A ROLEPLAY) you act like it affects you, also you're "god-moding" which is basically when you go full i win everything mode when they are saying what there doing. also there normal jails so unless you can hack iron you aren't hacking them (that was joke). third there OOC out of character, IC in character, SIC Secret in character, New Socialist South Africa's first post and Hokkaido-Sakhalin all are SIC meaning you DON'T KNOW ABOUT THEM. Also you use "This is show you're saying something" AKA a quote but since your acting like your young i want you to know what i mean.

(Image) -Everyone in the dark panther when someone says the 6 million Deep creek2 people can beat dark panther

OOC: They need to make a like button on this thing. This is such a poorly written joke of a thread, but it’s fun to passingly engage with this stupidity sometimes.

[The dark Panther]

OOC: nationstates for MOST nations is in 2018 (so me and you). When you roleplay (THIS IS A ROLEPLAY) you act like it affects you, also you're "god-moding" which is basically when you go full i win everything mode when they are saying what there doing. also there normal jails so unless you can hack iron you aren't hacking them (that was joke). third there OOC out of character, IC in character, SIC Secret in character, New Socialist South Africa's first post and Hokkaido-Sakhalin all are SIC meaning you DON'T KNOW ABOUT THEM. Also you use "This is show you're saying something" AKA a quote but since your acting like your young i want you to know what i mean.

(Image) -Everyone in the dark panther when someone says the 6 million Deep creek2 people can beat dark panther

OOC: They need to make a like button on this thing. This is such a poorly written joke of a thread, but it’s fun to passingly engage with this stupidity sometimes.

OOC: i know right. i mean really "spanking machines"

[Tinhampton]

"Spanking machine" producer Macdonald fails to confess
Andrew Macdonald, who owns Tinhampton's only spanking machine factory, has refused to admit whether or not he supplied Deep Creek2

Andrew Macdonald would not admit to the Sentinel as to whether or not he was indirectly responsible for injuring thousands of citizens of socialist countries, in a move which threatens to overshadow the factory's 30th anniversary.
Mr Macdonald, 64, has been manufacturing the machines in the second-generation Macdonald Family Repairs store in Edgecombe Road since the surprise death of his father in 2006. Rumours are abound that these machines have been quietly shipped to international airports on behalf of Deep Creek2, which have used them to slap denizens for disregarding of the notice.

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So far, "spanking machines" has slapped 9,000 denizens of North Coldmont, 8,000 of New Socialist South Africa, and 1,400 of the Dark Panther. Consumer Rights Minister Nathan Farrow was asked to comment, but was slapped on the arse and made a vulgar comment before we could do anything about it.
The Sentinel has read the memo sent out to various socialist nations, which uses Deep Creek2's status as "a new nation" to claim absolute dominion over all other such nations, and calls for "death" of all other socialist nations. In a somewhat more well-natured response, Minister of Foreign Affairs Bianca Venkman was on record as saying "well, getting whacked on the bum isn't going to kill you, isn't it?" Ms Venkman has ordered the closure of Tinhampton International Airport until further notice.
Furthermore, Deep Creek2 has also admitted to "hacking into the brains of enemy soldiers" to confuse their thinking. Although there is no suggestion that any of this has been given external help, one thing that Macdonald is willing to admit is that "sure as hell I don't serve lawbreakers!"

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3. "Spanking machine" producer Macdonald fails to confess
4. Former Mayor Harry Southend dies aged 92
5. Tax hike rumours rubbished by Finance Minister Byrne

[Deep Creek2]

Dark Pantherian Forces push in to Deep creek2. most of there cities near the coast have fallen most are being besieged that haven't fallen and AA destroys all aircraft flying that is not dark pantherian and the dark pantherian navy controls their waters

*Defeats the bulk of the invasion force using invisible units.*
The enemy no longer has enough manpower to keep pushing.

[The dark Panther]

(Image)
"Spanking machine" producer Macdonald fails to confess
Andrew Macdonald, who owns Tinhampton's only spanking machine factory, has refused to admit whether or not he supplied Deep Creek2

Andrew Macdonald would not admit to the Sentinel as to whether or not he was indirectly responsible for injuring thousands of citizens of socialist countries, in a move which threatens to overshadow the factory's 30th anniversary.
Mr Macdonald, 64, has been manufacturing the machines in the second-generation Macdonald Family Repairs store in Edgecombe Road since the surprise death of his father in 2006. Rumours are abound that these machines have been quietly shipped to international airports on behalf of Deep Creek2, which have used them to slap denizens for disregarding of the notice.

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So far, "spanking machines" has slapped 9,000 denizens of North Coldmont, 8,000 of New Socialist South Africa, and 1,400 of the Dark Panther. Consumer Rights Minister Nathan Farrow was asked to comment, but was slapped on the arse and made a vulgar comment before we could do anything about it.
The Sentinel has read the memo sent out to various socialist nations, which uses Deep Creek2's status as "a new nation" to claim absolute dominion over all other such nations, and calls for "death" of all other socialist nations. In a somewhat more well-natured response, Minister of Foreign Affairs Bianca Venkman was on record as saying "well, getting whacked on the bum isn't going to kill you, isn't it?" Ms Venkman has ordered the closure of Tinhampton International Airport until further notice.
Furthermore, Deep Creek2 has also admitted to "hacking into the brains of enemy soldiers" to confuse their thinking. Although there is no suggestion that any of this has been given external help, one thing that Macdonald is willing to admit is that "sure as hell I don't serve lawbreakers!"

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Today's most popular stories:

1. Barrier Islands ferry stranded for 15 hours at docks
2. TFA condemns "no hope" of IndyCup progress, calls for WC80 reform
3. "Spanking machine" producer Macdonald fails to confess
4. Former Mayor Harry Southend dies aged 92
5. Tax hike rumours rubbished by Finance Minister Byrne

OOC: he didn't hack anyone's brains

[Tinhampton]

SNIP

OOC: he didn't hack anyone's brains

OOC: I know. This article is an In-Character article published by an In-Character newspaper, the Tinhampton Sentinel. If you type in thesentinel.ti into your address bar, you will not be forwarded to the Sentinel's website - it does not exist.

[The dark Panther]

OOC: he didn't hack anyone's brains

OOC: I know. This article is an In-Character article published by an In-Character newspaper, the Tinhampton Sentinel. If you type in thesentinel.ti into your address bar, you will not be forwarded to the Sentinel's website - it does not exist.

OOC: in the IC he didn't hack anyone's brains

[Tinhampton]

OOC: I know. This article is an In-Character article published by an In-Character newspaper, the Tinhampton Sentinel. If you type in thesentinel.ti into your address bar, you will not be forwarded to the Sentinel's website - it does not exist.

OOC: in the IC he didn't hack anyone's brains

OOC: Deep Creek2's post about this read "We eventually learn to hack into the brains of the enemy soldiers and now the enemy soldiers do not know how to think for themselves." Surely this could not have been induced within the IC "enemy camp" by their own accord?

[The dark Panther]

OOC: in the IC he didn't hack anyone's brains

OOC: Deep Creek2's post about this read "We eventually learn to hack into the brains of the enemy soldiers and now the enemy soldiers do not know how to think for themselves." Surely this could not have been induced within the IC "enemy camp" by their own accord?

OOC: hacking brains with computers isn't possible. at all

[The United Artherian Federation]

Dark Pantherian Forces push in to Deep creek2. most of there cities near the coast have fallen most are being besieged that haven't fallen and AA destroys all aircraft flying that is not dark pantherian and the dark pantherian navy controls their waters

*Defeats the bulk of the invasion force using invisible units.*
The enemy no longer has enough manpower to keep pushing.

OOC: Well that’s fucking bullshit.

[North Coldmont]

"ah, looks like Chernobyl people have returned to society... and formed a nation" - random person on streets of Lurins'k
*ignores*

As your punishment for ignoring we sneak 2000 citizens in armed with 2100 spanking machines into your airport. The result is 9000 of your citizens leaving with a red butt.

BREAKING NEWS

2000 citizens of "Deep Creek2" apprehended and taken to court in central Lurins'k
Judges in Lurins'k were shocked to hear of "spanking machines" being used against 9000 innocent citizens of North Coldmont.
The leader of Deep Creek2 has yet to respond to our media request.
"Our children had to witness these awful scenes, including many people shouting "Чего блять" in otherwise quiet airports" one North Coldmontien said.
Public outcry to condemn and sanction Deep Creek2 has led to bills being passed through legislature and the.. Rada.. as we speak.
Hopefully at least one member of the Rada will come out alive, especially what we saw during last week's session.

[The dark Panther]

*Defeats the bulk of the invasion force using invisible units.*
The enemy no longer has enough manpower to keep pushing.

OOC: Well that’s fucking bullshit.

wheres that post

[The United Artherian Federation]

Terror attacks strike Rouge Nation

Just moments ago suicide bombers bombed key government buildings in the backwater of Deep Creek2.

[Skyhooked]

"Pledge to you? Ha! That will not bring us any profit, and your tactics are joke. We are independent, and we stay independent."-Stan Dixon

[The United Artherian Federation]

OOC: Well that’s fucking bullshit.

wheres that post

What do you mean?
Just press the green wrote button in the quote.

[The dark Panther]

Guys stop posting he's not posting and he isn't really roleplaying he is just godmodding so stop posting please

[Prosorusiya]

The Mountain Soviet Socialist Republic

Dear Sirs,

We have recently received your declaration of joining the proloterian revolution. Firstly, we would like to thank you for joining the cause of the working class, and striving to achieve a new world order founded on equality rather than class prejudice and economic exploitation.

Secondly, we should like to offer you some advice as an long established socialist nation, and experienced player in world politics.

It does your nation no favors by declaring that your interpretation of the socialist ethos is the one and only acceptable viewpoint. Doing so hinders the efforts of fellow socialist to assist your nations proletariat, since it disrupts the normal relations between the international working class. Socialism is already under capitalist assault. There is no need to divide socialism along national or ideological lines, since it achieves nothing but weakening the cause of the international working class.

We have also noticed a slight error in the translation of your declaration into our native language. The adverb "Too" means either "also" or "in excess", as in"I too have eaten cabbages" or "We can't talk here; there are too many capitalist spies". We believe you intended to use "to", the preposition or adverb meaning towards an appointed end or towards a matter in the context of you declaration. It is a common mistake made by foreign translators. In the future, we believe you ought to make use of our editors at Pravda. With their help and technology, we have found our own writing has improved tenfold.

If newspaper reports of military activity in your nation are to be believed, we understand things are very bleak indeed. Usually, having such things as invisible troops, secret weapons, and the like are frowned upon by other nations, and may cause you problems in future relations.

We therefore invite you to make use of some of the resources our comrades have over the years written in order to improve your military and political doctrines. Their calling cards are enclosed within this telegram.

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We understand your nations current situation. Becoming a new nation; lacking guidance and experience can lead to the occasional faux pax. Unlike some other nations, we understand this dilemma and recognize it as the first step towards becoming a nation which may go on to become the envy of the world. Please consider our advice, and best wishes going forward comrade.

- Pres. Jakob Luganov

[Authoritariantopia]

Dark Pantherian Forces push in to Deep creek2. most of there cities near the coast have fallen most are being besieged that haven't fallen and AA destroys all aircraft flying that is not dark pantherian and the dark pantherian navy controls their waters

Authoriariantopian Specialized Destruction Forces followed the Dark Pantherian Forces into Deep Creek Two, finishing off whatever resistance was left.

[Deep Creek2]

*Ignores everything that is being said because none of this is actually real and has no impact on anyone's nation.*

Have a nice rest of your day everybody! God bless!

[Tinhampton]

*Ignores everything that is being said because none of this is actually real and has no impact on anyone's nation.*

Have a nice rest of your day everybody! God bless!

So what you're trying to tell us is that we all got played for a couple of hours and nobody noticed? Oh, well!