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Likar
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Founded: Jun 03, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

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Postby Likar » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:16 pm

What do you do!

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Myfanwyski
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Posts: 9
Founded: Aug 12, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Myfanwyski » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:08 am

introduce them to a boggart

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I want to dieionia
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Posts: 5
Founded: Dec 19, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby I want to dieionia » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:09 am

make them eat pant.

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Chevios
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Founded: Feb 13, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Chevios » Wed Feb 14, 2018 11:10 am

Troll them back

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Estlobies
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Posts: 170
Founded: Oct 21, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Estlobies » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:15 pm

Overwhelm them with stupid bullshit.
Embassy Programme | WMD Circlejerk | SWG | ADL
No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
You show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.
This nation is so convoluted that I have no idea if it accurately represents my views.
Generally speaking, far. Not far-left or far-right, just far.
Pro: Executions, Mario Kart
Anti: Consistency, Infidels.

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The Transhuman Union
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Founded: Aug 21, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Transhuman Union » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:17 pm

You just have to appreciate these types of threads.
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I actually hate anime. I am an anti-anime crusader.
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Estlobies
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Founded: Oct 21, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Estlobies » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:18 pm

The Transhuman Union wrote:You just have to appreciate these types of threads.

Don't be so presumptuous. Likar is 1-3 on F7 threads once they reach a page or so in length.
Last edited by Estlobies on Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:34 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Embassy Programme | WMD Circlejerk | SWG | ADL
No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
You show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.
This nation is so convoluted that I have no idea if it accurately represents my views.
Generally speaking, far. Not far-left or far-right, just far.
Pro: Executions, Mario Kart
Anti: Consistency, Infidels.

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Jebslund
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Posts: 238
Founded: Sep 14, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Jebslund » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:20 pm

Call forth They Who Wield the Hammer of Bann, the knights of The Holy Order of Mod-Ur A'tor.
Jebslund is a nation of kerbals ruled by Emperor Jebediah Kerman. We reject tyranny, believing that rights should be protected, though we also believe said rights end where the rights of others begin.

Shockingly, we *do* use NS stats except in the Kerbin roleplay. Factbooks to come.

Jebslund is NOT just Germany with a different name, and has nothing to do with Jeb Bush (Jeb in this case refers to Jebediah Kerman).

Use this factbook for any info you need outside of the Kerbin regional RP.

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Estlobies
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Founded: Oct 21, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Estlobies » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:22 pm

Jebslund wrote:Call forth They Who Wield the Hammer of Bann, the knights of The Holy Order of Mod-Ur A'tor.

Indeed.
Embassy Programme | WMD Circlejerk | SWG | ADL
No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
You show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.
This nation is so convoluted that I have no idea if it accurately represents my views.
Generally speaking, far. Not far-left or far-right, just far.
Pro: Executions, Mario Kart
Anti: Consistency, Infidels.

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Carstantinopipal
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Posts: 14
Founded: Sep 15, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Carstantinopipal » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:22 pm

I die

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Estlobies
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Founded: Oct 21, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Estlobies » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:30 pm

Carstantinopipal wrote:I die

Interesting approach.
Embassy Programme | WMD Circlejerk | SWG | ADL
No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
You show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.
This nation is so convoluted that I have no idea if it accurately represents my views.
Generally speaking, far. Not far-left or far-right, just far.
Pro: Executions, Mario Kart
Anti: Consistency, Infidels.

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New Falster
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Posts: 12
Founded: Feb 12, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby New Falster » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:40 pm

Turn around, walk away, all whilst saying to myself: Nope, nope, nope!

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Cupofchar
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Posts: 2
Founded: Sep 04, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Cupofchar » Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:04 pm

put the kettle on - after all a nice brew's what's called for

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The Cosmic Frankish Empire
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Posts: 19
Founded: Sep 09, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The Cosmic Frankish Empire » Wed Feb 14, 2018 4:07 pm

Jebslund wrote:Call forth They Who Wield the Hammer of Bann, the knights of The Holy Order of Mod-Ur A'tor.

This is the option for people who can't handle banter and probably don't have mates in real life.


Just your average run-of-the-mill neighbourhood space empire. Roman Empire on steroids in O'Neill cylinders. Service guarantees citizenship. Not FTL. Fusionpunk.

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Jebslund
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Founded: Sep 14, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Jebslund » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:55 pm

The Cosmic Frankish Empire wrote:
Jebslund wrote:Call forth They Who Wield the Hammer of Bann, the knights of The Holy Order of Mod-Ur A'tor.

This is the option for people who can't handle banter and probably don't have mates in real life.

There's a difference between trolling and banter, mate. I take it you've not learnt it?
Jebslund is a nation of kerbals ruled by Emperor Jebediah Kerman. We reject tyranny, believing that rights should be protected, though we also believe said rights end where the rights of others begin.

Shockingly, we *do* use NS stats except in the Kerbin roleplay. Factbooks to come.

Jebslund is NOT just Germany with a different name, and has nothing to do with Jeb Bush (Jeb in this case refers to Jebediah Kerman).

Use this factbook for any info you need outside of the Kerbin regional RP.

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Marksville
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Posts: 6
Founded: Sep 14, 2014
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Marksville » Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:07 pm

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Forum Troll uses Troll.
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Marksville uses Mod-Ball.
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*Forum Troll breaks free! It was so close!*
Forum Troll uses Flame War
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*Marksville at critical patience!*

User tries to log off. ... But couldn't get away!
Forum Troll uses Flame War
*Its super effective*
*Marksville fainted*
*Screen fades to black*
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Estlobies
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Posts: 170
Founded: Oct 21, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Estlobies » Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:35 pm

Get that motherfucker Hammer Britannia over here. I'm sure he could provide some insight.
Embassy Programme | WMD Circlejerk | SWG | ADL
No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
You show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.
This nation is so convoluted that I have no idea if it accurately represents my views.
Generally speaking, far. Not far-left or far-right, just far.
Pro: Executions, Mario Kart
Anti: Consistency, Infidels.

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Ayanka
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Posts: 76
Founded: Apr 05, 2016
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ayanka » Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:39 pm

Estlobies wrote:Get that motherfucker Hammer Britannia over here. I'm sure he could provide some insight.

And what could P O L A N D do about it?
Народная.Республика Аянка
The People's Republic of Ayanka
A bright red star at the edge of the world
[General Secretary]|[National Factbook]|[Flag]|[Map]
Government: Marxist-Leninist one-party state
Leader: General Secretary Ekaterina Lebedeva
Territory: Kamchatka, Chukotka and the Northern Kuril Islands
Population: 24,840,000
Area: 1,215,362 km²
Official Religion: State Atheism
Current year: 2018

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Estlobies
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Founded: Oct 21, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Estlobies » Tue Feb 20, 2018 2:49 pm

Ayanka wrote:
Estlobies wrote:Get that motherfucker Hammer Britannia over here. I'm sure he could provide some insight.

And what could P O L A N D do about it?

??
Embassy Programme | WMD Circlejerk | SWG | ADL
No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
You show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.
This nation is so convoluted that I have no idea if it accurately represents my views.
Generally speaking, far. Not far-left or far-right, just far.
Pro: Executions, Mario Kart
Anti: Consistency, Infidels.

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Ayanka
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Posts: 76
Founded: Apr 05, 2016
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ayanka » Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:46 am

Estlobies wrote:
Ayanka wrote:And what could P O L A N D do about it?

??

Time ago (a year, more or less) we used to joke about how Hammer Britannia was a country set in Poland because of how much his flag looked like the Polish one, which made him get on his nerves.
You kids are too young to remember.
Народная.Республика Аянка
The People's Republic of Ayanka
A bright red star at the edge of the world
[General Secretary]|[National Factbook]|[Flag]|[Map]
Government: Marxist-Leninist one-party state
Leader: General Secretary Ekaterina Lebedeva
Territory: Kamchatka, Chukotka and the Northern Kuril Islands
Population: 24,840,000
Area: 1,215,362 km²
Official Religion: State Atheism
Current year: 2018

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Democratic Exodian Territories
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Founded: Aug 29, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Democratic Exodian Territories » Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:12 pm

Encourage them and watch the spectacle until they target myself, then I call in the banhammer.
A small, PMT island-archipelago nation with right-centrist/neoconservative views and
an economy heavily based on dank Memes, aquaculture, and arms manufacturing.
(we kno de wei)
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Factbooks unreliable, forum posts reliable
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Estlobies
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Posts: 170
Founded: Oct 21, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Estlobies » Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:14 pm

Ayanka wrote:
Estlobies wrote:??

Time ago (a year, more or less) we used to joke about how Hammer Britannia was a country set in Poland because of how much his flag looked like the Polish one, which made him get on his nerves.
You kids are too young to remember.

I assume that he changed his flag afterwards? Because his current one definitely doesn't resemble such.
Embassy Programme | WMD Circlejerk | SWG | ADL
No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
You show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.
This nation is so convoluted that I have no idea if it accurately represents my views.
Generally speaking, far. Not far-left or far-right, just far.
Pro: Executions, Mario Kart
Anti: Consistency, Infidels.


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