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Jeminia
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Terrible Ideas Thread

Postby Jeminia » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:24 am

A very simple thread.

Person A posts a bad idea they've had, and Person B posts making it worse, before suggesting a different bad idea. The ideas don't necessarily have to be political or evil, just dumb.

For Example...

Person A: Classical music, but every note is actually an autotuned recording of a screaming goat.

Person B: And there are random bagpipes in the background. Giving everyone a pet mink.

Person C: The minks are radioactive.

And so on.

I'll start us off:

Electing the head of state by spinning a wheel with the names of all the country's citizens and seeing what name it lands on.
Federalist Party candidate Leonidas Black elected president -|- Former head of state Spartacus Spitznogle returns to Jeminian navy -|- Salutevikerian dictator threatens war if President follows through with plans to incorporate Hammond District -|- Jeminian parliament has no clear majority for the first time in two decades -|- Tensions increasing on San Miguel Island after border skirmishes

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Jayleenia
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Jayleenia » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:27 am

The unlucky person who got picked gets immediately elected to a high ranking government position immediately. No questions asked.
wait rip that's what you said. um

the previous head of state gets thrown into the sewers on live television.
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Ebaq
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Postby Ebaq » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:32 am

And the sewers have been rebuilt completely with Lego blocks. We now follow the South Park standard for cars and all wheels are square now

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Dawetid
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dawetid » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:34 am

The circle and square switch places, and all curves turn into straight edges (imagine a huge pixelated curve)


Ban all non-reproductive sexual activity.
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ညာႇငီႈမးဟင်ႈမျိန်ႇစိုးလယ်ႇ၊ မျိန်ႇစိုးဝူႇဟင်ႈငီႈလယ်ႇ။
Ñā̀ ŋī̂ má hâŋ M̆jìncṓ làj, M̆jìncṓ vū̀ hâŋ ŋī̂ làj.
(If you don't come to Democracy, Democracy will come to you.)

  • Self-proclaimed Ban of the You’re Banned Game
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  • Welp, I guess that liking being alone has its drawbacks now…
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မျိန်ႇကွို့က်းသိန်မျို့န်ႇ/M̆jìnk̆vók Sinm̆jòn: Ministry of Internal Affairs publishes Digital version of new National Anthem. Translation also complete, by Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Topoliani » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:35 am

And then punish those who do by forcing them to commit sodomy.




Making this thread
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Postby Okstovskaya » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:49 am

Then think that no thread like this has ever been made before, then create a thread that's called (Insert synonym of bad) again, but guess what this is already created!

Drink a whole bottle of muriatic acid...
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dawetid » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:54 am

Then drinking sodium hydroxide, thinking it could neutralise the acid by
HCl + NaOH → NaCl + H2O


Playing this at the maximum volume

(Side note: this thread is slightly different)
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Phrase of the week:
ညာႇငီႈမးဟင်ႈမျိန်ႇစိုးလယ်ႇ၊ မျိန်ႇစိုးဝူႇဟင်ႈငီႈလယ်ႇ။
Ñā̀ ŋī̂ má hâŋ M̆jìncṓ làj, M̆jìncṓ vū̀ hâŋ ŋī̂ làj.
(If you don't come to Democracy, Democracy will come to you.)

  • Self-proclaimed Ban of the You’re Banned Game
  • Litter, Garbage, Bullshit, Trash
  • Welp, I guess that liking being alone has its drawbacks now…
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မျိန်ႇကွို့က်းသိန်မျို့န်ႇ/M̆jìnk̆vók Sinm̆jòn: Ministry of Internal Affairs publishes Digital version of new National Anthem. Translation also complete, by Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:41 am

And then watching the PPAP did 9/11 video nonstop, while building a guillotine

The cars will now be made from literal lemons, also
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Jeminia
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Postby Jeminia » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:32 am

The Federation of Kendor wrote:And then watching the PPAP did 9/11 video nonstop, while building a guillotine

The cars will now be made from literal lemons, also


Despite being made of lemons, which are not quite durable construction materials, cars have very powerful engines.

Writing a history textbook based on what toddlers and straight-D high school students think happened.
Federalist Party candidate Leonidas Black elected president -|- Former head of state Spartacus Spitznogle returns to Jeminian navy -|- Salutevikerian dictator threatens war if President follows through with plans to incorporate Hammond District -|- Jeminian parliament has no clear majority for the first time in two decades -|- Tensions increasing on San Miguel Island after border skirmishes

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Postby Destructive Government Economic System » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:38 am

Sure thing. Just add a couple of propagandists and brainwashed individuals as a bonus.

Eat Little Caesars pizza.
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The Order of the EZIC Salt
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Postby The Order of the EZIC Salt » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:55 am

Destructive Government Economic System wrote:Sure thing. Just add a couple of propagandists and brainwashed individuals as a bonus.

Eat Little Caesars pizza.


Eat Little Caesars pizza except it's actually made with parts of the real Julius Ceasar.

Pay 1 cent for every second you exist.
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And they have converted me into a monster.
For I am the abyss, the shadow of doubt,
For I am the depths of hell, the shadow of fear,
And when thou stare unto thee,
I shall stare unto you with the mercy of a wolf,
And that shall be the last image you will ever see.
A shadow of doubt and fear, which has destroyed your very existence.

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Postby Rovikstead » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:59 am

The Order of the EZIC Salt wrote:
Destructive Government Economic System wrote:Sure thing. Just add a couple of propagandists and brainwashed individuals as a bonus.

Eat Little Caesars pizza.


Eat Little Caesars pizza except it's actually made with parts of the real Julius Ceasar.

Pay 1 cent for every second you exist.


There is a sizable tax for existing.

Living in a zombie apocalypse
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Postby Karamiko » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:00 am

The zombies can run at 60 miles per hour.

Blow up all the world's nuclear plants.
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Postby FreedLymonia » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:00 am

But you are immortal

AN: and all other power suppliers

Lolicon is the preferred pornography by all of humanity
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Order of the EZIC Salt » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:01 am

Rovikstead wrote:
The Order of the EZIC Salt wrote:
Eat Little Caesars pizza except it's actually made with parts of the real Julius Ceasar.

Pay 1 cent for every second you exist.


There is a sizable tax for existing.

Living in a zombie apocalypse


Living in a zombie apocalypse where the zombies have guns.

Shushing noise, doing the opposite of what it's supposed to do.
Join the United order of Pigeonstotzka! Click here to view region.
Regional Happenings
Blackacre causing worry within citizens of the EZIC Salt, potatoes found to go well with carrots
The Abyss
For I have gazed into the abyss, and the abyss has stared back into me,
For I have gazed into the depths of hell, and the depths of hell have stared back into me,
And each time I did they drew me closer to the point where a man loses his rational thought; insanity,
And they have converted me into a monster.
For I am the abyss, the shadow of doubt,
For I am the depths of hell, the shadow of fear,
And when thou stare unto thee,
I shall stare unto you with the mercy of a wolf,
And that shall be the last image you will ever see.
A shadow of doubt and fear, which has destroyed your very existence.

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Former Citizens of the Nimbus System
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Postby Former Citizens of the Nimbus System » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:34 am

Shushing noise both making those around you louder and triggering the spontaneous appearance of a legion of airhorn and vuvuzela players.

A wooden internal combustion engine.
Emmet: You might see a mess -
Lord Business: Exactly: a bunch of weird, dorky stuff that ruined my perfectly good stuff!
Emmet: Okay. What I see are people, inspired by each other and by you - people taking what you made and making something new out of it.

The central Nimban cultural ideal summed up in an exchange from The Lego Movie

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Postby FreedLymonia » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:36 am

That is a hybrid with nuclear power


Since I got ignored: Lolicon is the preferred porn of humanity
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The Armed Republic of Freed Lymonia
Das Freedan Republicarmden Lymonia
Pronunciation: Freed limb own yuh (like yuck without the ck)

Konata + Alex P. Keaton = me
Jonsons Rock wrote:In life they march boldly forwards to the unknown, holding on by their awe and trust of God.


Stanier wrote:The banner basically says "You f*** with us, and that'll be the last thing you'll ever do"


Lymonia summarized entirely by one video

2D waifus are better than 3D THOTS

No NS stats, policies, etc. ISTJ Muh QnA
Ich lebe in der Kansas City von Missouri Reich. Lob sei Gouverneur Eric Greitens! Möge der Bluejay für immer fliegen!

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Postby Former Citizens of the Nimbus System » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:39 am

Ah, apologies! Extrapolating this implies that child marriage is not only legal but in fact more common than the marriage of mature adults.

Total income equality.
Emmet: You might see a mess -
Lord Business: Exactly: a bunch of weird, dorky stuff that ruined my perfectly good stuff!
Emmet: Okay. What I see are people, inspired by each other and by you - people taking what you made and making something new out of it.

The central Nimban cultural ideal summed up in an exchange from The Lego Movie

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Postby Karamiko » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:44 am

Said income is $1 per year.

Make Nicolás Maduro the U.S. President.
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Postby Former Citizens of the Nimbus System » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:01 am

Karamiko wrote:Said income is $1 per year.

Make Nicolás Maduro the U.S. President...

...with Xi Jinping as his Vice President.

Launch a missile at Envisat.
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Emmet: You might see a mess -
Lord Business: Exactly: a bunch of weird, dorky stuff that ruined my perfectly good stuff!
Emmet: Okay. What I see are people, inspired by each other and by you - people taking what you made and making something new out of it.

The central Nimban cultural ideal summed up in an exchange from The Lego Movie

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Jeminia
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Jeminia » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:55 am

Former Citizens of the Nimbus System wrote:
Karamiko wrote:Said income is $1 per year.

Make Nicolás Maduro the U.S. President...

...with Xi Jinping as his Vice President.

Launch a missile at Envisat.


Launch missiles at every satellite, which will not only render humans unable to leave Earth, but will also be devastating for communications, end television, and essentially render the planet inhospitable to teenagers.

Make everyone wear shirts with all of their political and religious views on them.
Federalist Party candidate Leonidas Black elected president -|- Former head of state Spartacus Spitznogle returns to Jeminian navy -|- Salutevikerian dictator threatens war if President follows through with plans to incorporate Hammond District -|- Jeminian parliament has no clear majority for the first time in two decades -|- Tensions increasing on San Miguel Island after border skirmishes

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FreedLymonia
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Ex-Nation

Postby FreedLymonia » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:57 am

That doesn’t change even if the person wearing it changes



Lolis run the world
war theme My nation is a copyright strike waiting to happen | McCarthy did nothing wrong
The Armed Republic of Freed Lymonia
Das Freedan Republicarmden Lymonia
Pronunciation: Freed limb own yuh (like yuck without the ck)

Konata + Alex P. Keaton = me
Jonsons Rock wrote:In life they march boldly forwards to the unknown, holding on by their awe and trust of God.


Stanier wrote:The banner basically says "You f*** with us, and that'll be the last thing you'll ever do"


Lymonia summarized entirely by one video

2D waifus are better than 3D THOTS

No NS stats, policies, etc. ISTJ Muh QnA
Ich lebe in der Kansas City von Missouri Reich. Lob sei Gouverneur Eric Greitens! Möge der Bluejay für immer fliegen!

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Estlobies
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Ex-Nation

Postby Estlobies » Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:31 pm

It seems to me that this thread is unwittingly serving the same purpose as another, titled the "Absurd Ideas Thread", which has been around for maybe a couple of months now.
I have submitted an inquiry on the moderation subforum as well, though the creator of this thread is free to discuss this matter here.
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Postby Okstovskaya » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:16 pm

FreedLymonia wrote:That doesn’t change even if the person wearing it changes



Lolis run the world

Then every night there's a curfew that starts from 10 PM to 5 PM, where 6' 3" overly-bara men guard the streets.

Forfeit the Earth to feminists.
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Est. 1848 (Glory for 170 Years!)
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Postby Former Citizens of the Nimbus System » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:50 pm

That would be great! Forfeiting the Earth to misandrists, on the other hand...

Drain the Mediterranean.

Regarding Estlobies' concern, there is a key difference between the two threads: this one attempts to make the proposed ideas worse, whereas the thread that you mentioned is merely a repository for bad ideas.
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Lord Business: Exactly: a bunch of weird, dorky stuff that ruined my perfectly good stuff!
Emmet: Okay. What I see are people, inspired by each other and by you - people taking what you made and making something new out of it.

The central Nimban cultural ideal summed up in an exchange from The Lego Movie

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