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YL meets the AL at the beach

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Britannian South America
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Founded: Jan 30, 2018
Capitalist Paradise

YL meets the AL at the beach

Postby Britannian South America » Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:31 pm

Pretty straightforward.

What is your leader’s reaction when you see the above leader at the beach?

Like this for example:

Leader 1: “Huh...where are they?”

Leader 2 ‘Old Man’: “D*m*cr*tic scum...”

Leader 3 ‘Random Leader’: Image
Upon seeing Leader 2 in a speedo...

“Well...I guess it’s nice to go outside for once.”
-Her Imperial Majesty, Britannian South American Empress Nunnally vi Britannia
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♔ The Holy Empire of Britannian South America ♔
This was going to be the second nation after Northern Ateria but then I abandoned the idea for Alternate Universe Northern Ateria and many others. So here it is, Britannian South America: Where the majority of the inhabitants are mostly English-speaking Britannians because alternate history (and universe) just...happened.
Britannian South American News: Three convicts face capital punishment whilst under house arrest by Britannian military

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The Empire of Slavonia
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Posts: 45
Founded: Dec 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Empire of Slavonia » Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:33 pm

"Dzień dobry (good day), Nunnally! The, uh, weather is beautiful, yes?!"
- Tsar Casimir II clinging to a cross necklace as he tries not to feast his eyes
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Once a union of the Slavic people of Earth, now a spacefaring empire. FT nation, constitutional monarchy, etc.
News: Conflict in Elvectica nears a close, Slavonian military in good spirits



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A 6.6 civilization, according to this index.
We don't use NS stats.

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10/10 Power according to this thread

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Nationales Deutsches Reich
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Posts: 6
Founded: Feb 08, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nationales Deutsches Reich » Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:42 pm

"For a moment, I thought the Polish were invading our shores. And meet my fiancee, if you haven't known her."
~ Reichspräsident Erhard Falkenrath

"Guten tag! Also wie geht es dir heute?"
~ Wilhelmina Braun
German Reich
Set in: 1934

The German Reich is an federal authoritarian-democratic republic situated in Central Europe and acts as the successor to the Weimar Republic. Proclaimed in 1934 after the recent electoral victory of the German National People's Party, the nation has been led by Reichspräsident Erhard Falkenrath who has asserted himself as the nation's most dominant political figure and has embarked on a policy of national stabilization after years of mismanagement and political turmoil under the Weimar era. As well as reversing the Treaty of Versailles and asserting Germany's role as a major power in the international world once again. Yes, I am Persagonia. *Insert devilish German laugh*.

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Elvectica
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Posts: 323
Founded: Sep 11, 2017
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Elvectica » Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:43 pm

*Covering her bare body with arms* "OH JE- Oh my God, I am so sorry, I didn't think any foreign leader would be here... Wait, this... this isn't a nude beach? Shit..."
- Her Crown Majesty Queen Adecyn
La Communauté du l'Empire Elvecticaux

The Daily OTC //
| MNN Thread January 20th, 3118 Queen Adecyn fully recovered from month long coma | Queen attending King Luka of Lethen Empire's coronation to Emperor | Peace Treaty almost in place | Treaty ratifies VEXA to be barred from being within 4 parsecs from Elvectican territory |

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Stanier
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Posts: 233
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Stanier » Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:44 pm

"Holy s***..." - Ennio Barbaro, holding a glass of whiskey and nose bleeding
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Remember that Q&A?, it's still around!, and Aiko's in it!
This nation uses almost all NSStats, except for the automobile industry one.
If my Italian's broken, blame Google Traductor, cazzo.
I'm Venezuelan, así que se habla español
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Want an embassy?, fill the application form and submit it: Stanierian Embassy Program
Vito is Sing's grandfather, not his father

Stanierian News Broadcasting: Ronald Drumpf hospitalized again "When he's gonna learn his lesson?", says President Scaletta|"Next week we'll return in full force to the classrooms", says school teacher.

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Britannian South America
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Founded: Jan 30, 2018
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Britannian South America » Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:45 pm

OOC:

Also, DO NOT turn this into a chill/chat thread pls.

/skip
♔ The Holy Empire of Britannian South America ♔
This was going to be the second nation after Northern Ateria but then I abandoned the idea for Alternate Universe Northern Ateria and many others. So here it is, Britannian South America: Where the majority of the inhabitants are mostly English-speaking Britannians because alternate history (and universe) just...happened.
Britannian South American News: Three convicts face capital punishment whilst under house arrest by Britannian military

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The Empire of Slavonia
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Posts: 45
Founded: Dec 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Empire of Slavonia » Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:45 pm

Elvectica
"Greetings, Queen Zabinski! I see you're recovered we- and you're naked! Okay, well..... congratulations on the recovery?"
- Tsar Casimir II, doing that Catholic sign-of-the-cross gesture

Stanier
"Hello, Mr. Barbaro. Correct me if I'm wrong, but you are here for girl-watching, yes?"
Last edited by The Empire of Slavonia on Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:46 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Once a union of the Slavic people of Earth, now a spacefaring empire. FT nation, constitutional monarchy, etc.
News: Conflict in Elvectica nears a close, Slavonian military in good spirits



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A 6.6 civilization, according to this index.
We don't use NS stats.

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10/10 Power according to this thread

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FreedLymonia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 45
Founded: Dec 18, 2017
Capitalist Paradise

Postby FreedLymonia » Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:48 pm

“Oh hey, just thought I might take my family out on a trip to a beach. Here’s my wife and kid.”-Dihederal awkwardly trying to start non diplomatic conversation
war theme
Las Palmeras wrote:Some business classes inform that short neko who dress up in silly maid costumes could have some success there.

The Armed Republic of Freed Lymonia
Das Freedan Republicarmden Lymonia
Pronunciation: Freed limb own yuh (like yuck without the ck)

Konata + Alex P. Keaton = me


No NS stats, policies, etc. ISTJ

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Nationales Deutsches Reich
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Posts: 6
Founded: Feb 08, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nationales Deutsches Reich » Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:50 pm

"Ah, meet my fiancee? Wait, where's she? Oh well, you don't look too bad in that swimming trunks. No homo..."
~ Reichspräsident Erhard Falkenrath
German Reich
Set in: 1934

The German Reich is an federal authoritarian-democratic republic situated in Central Europe and acts as the successor to the Weimar Republic. Proclaimed in 1934 after the recent electoral victory of the German National People's Party, the nation has been led by Reichspräsident Erhard Falkenrath who has asserted himself as the nation's most dominant political figure and has embarked on a policy of national stabilization after years of mismanagement and political turmoil under the Weimar era. As well as reversing the Treaty of Versailles and asserting Germany's role as a major power in the international world once again. Yes, I am Persagonia. *Insert devilish German laugh*.

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Stanier
Envoy
 
Posts: 233
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Stanier » Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:53 pm

"Good to see y'all, cool bumpin' in to y'all here in Stanier, also, if my wife doesn't mention that scar on her left leg then don't mention it" - Sing Antonio Scaletta
Remember that Q&A?, it's still around!, and Aiko's in it!
This nation uses almost all NSStats, except for the automobile industry one.
If my Italian's broken, blame Google Traductor, cazzo.
I'm Venezuelan, así que se habla español
NStracker page (Pa' los que les interese)
Factbooks
Want an embassy?, fill the application form and submit it: Stanierian Embassy Program
Vito is Sing's grandfather, not his father

Stanierian News Broadcasting: Ronald Drumpf hospitalized again "When he's gonna learn his lesson?", says President Scaletta|"Next week we'll return in full force to the classrooms", says school teacher.

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FreedLymonia
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Posts: 45
Founded: Dec 18, 2017
Capitalist Paradise

Postby FreedLymonia » Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:04 am

“Oh hey my mafia man! Good to see ya! How’s la familia? I’ve actually been working on my Italian.”-Dihederal
war theme
Las Palmeras wrote:Some business classes inform that short neko who dress up in silly maid costumes could have some success there.

The Armed Republic of Freed Lymonia
Das Freedan Republicarmden Lymonia
Pronunciation: Freed limb own yuh (like yuck without the ck)

Konata + Alex P. Keaton = me


No NS stats, policies, etc. ISTJ

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Roboticon
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Posts: 8
Founded: Jan 13, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Roboticon » Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:31 am

"Piña coladas? I made them according to the human gastronomical archives"
- Mozart
A city made of sentient machines.

Does not use NS stats.

Part time com-sci student.

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Bechloe
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Posts: 3
Founded: Feb 10, 2018
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Bechloe » Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:34 am

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NationStates now under Walt Disney
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Posts: 2
Founded: Dec 30, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby NationStates now under Walt Disney » Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:35 am

Bechloe wrote:(Image)

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I did not come to bring peace, but a really big troll sword

Define: Troll: “Make a deliberately offensive or provocative online post with the aim of upsetting someone or eliciting an angry response from them.”

...I’m just extremely annoying online and in real life so...yeah, really it’s not a big surprise to the people I know. So you have two options: Feed the troll and get angry at the troll for the rest of your life or just close your computer and don’t care about the troll.

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Kannadrickium
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Posts: 483
Founded: Nov 04, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby Kannadrickium » Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:39 am

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ANNA KENDRICK IS THE MOST AWESOMEST PERSON IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
Embassy Program: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=429543
Los Anna International Airport Storefront: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=430158

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NationStates now under Walt Disney
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Founded: Dec 30, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby NationStates now under Walt Disney » Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:40 am

Kannadrickium wrote:(Image)

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I did not come to bring peace, but a really big troll sword

Define: Troll: “Make a deliberately offensive or provocative online post with the aim of upsetting someone or eliciting an angry response from them.”

...I’m just extremely annoying online and in real life so...yeah, really it’s not a big surprise to the people I know. So you have two options: Feed the troll and get angry at the troll for the rest of your life or just close your computer and don’t care about the troll.

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Zitravgrad
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Posts: 483
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:41 am

NationStates now under Walt Disney wrote:
Bechloe wrote:(Image)

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"Don't you have worker protection laws in your oh-so-great company?"
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky

Kannadrickium wrote:(Image)

*ignores*
"Fortune Favours the Brave, Providence Favours the Wise."
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Zitravgrad (Зитравград) is a PMT technocratic socialist nation situated upon an eternally snowing post-nuclear war wasteland, in an anachronistic parallel universe in which many technologies are introduced decades earlier than RL, yet has the social, cultural and political atmosphere of Europe after Congress of Vienna.
Providenska's Herald: The Election Campaign officially starts.| #1 Most Hit song this week is a Serbian song, Ministry of Media and Communiation says | Largest tuna (517.32 kg) caught by the coast of Providenska, state-run fishing industry plans to put in on an auction (Read more?)
Q&A is still around. First Election: Dec 2018/FT Puppet: Martian Technocratic State of Zitravgrad

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Roboticon
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Posts: 8
Founded: Jan 13, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Roboticon » Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:44 am

Pleasure to meet you Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky, I believe some sunshine is beneficiary for your health.
- Mozart
A city made of sentient machines.

Does not use NS stats.

Part time com-sci student.

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The Zravvisk
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Posts: 1
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Zravvisk » Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:46 am

"Hello there machine. I see you are a waterproof model."
-Valstrath
Full name: The Fleet of the Zravvisk.
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".

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UNITED Bosna i Hercegovina
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Posts: 162
Founded: May 08, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby UNITED Bosna i Hercegovina » Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:49 am

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My Views:
Pro: Yugoslavia, Russia, Donetsk, Libya, Syria, Palestine, Death Penalty,Guns, Titoism, Tito, Gaddafi, Bashar Al-assad, Vladimir Putin, Le Pen, Farage, Petry, Louis Farrakhan, Pan-Slavism
Anti: EU, NATO, Imperialism, Zionism, Cultural Marxist, Obama, Merkel, Sarkozy, Hollande, Most Swedish politicians, Black Lives Matter, Interracial marriage
My Isidewith results
“We have spilt an ocean of blood for the brotherhood and unity of our peoples and we shall not allow anyone to touch or destroy it from within.” - Josip Broz Tito
I like Football(soccer) and my favorite team is Bayern Munchen
Yugoslavia| PolitiScales Alignment

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Nationales Deutsches Reich
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Posts: 6
Founded: Feb 08, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nationales Deutsches Reich » Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:52 am

"I prefer to turn my head away from this. I implore you to do so, dear."
~ Reichspräsident Erhard Falkenrath, turns his head away

"Me too, darling."
~ Wilhelmina Braun, turning her head away
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German Reich
Set in: 1934

The German Reich is an federal authoritarian-democratic republic situated in Central Europe and acts as the successor to the Weimar Republic. Proclaimed in 1934 after the recent electoral victory of the German National People's Party, the nation has been led by Reichspräsident Erhard Falkenrath who has asserted himself as the nation's most dominant political figure and has embarked on a policy of national stabilization after years of mismanagement and political turmoil under the Weimar era. As well as reversing the Treaty of Versailles and asserting Germany's role as a major power in the international world once again. Yes, I am Persagonia. *Insert devilish German laugh*.

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Kannadrickium
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Posts: 483
Founded: Nov 04, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby Kannadrickium » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:02 am

NationStates now under Walt Disney wrote:
Kannadrickium wrote:(Image)

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AN

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ANNA KENDRICK IS THE MOST AWESOMEST PERSON IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
Embassy Program: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=429543
Los Anna International Airport Storefront: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=430158

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Roboticon
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 8
Founded: Jan 13, 2018
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Roboticon » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:03 am

Please seize firing at everyone with a BB gun or I will have to ask you to leave this beach
- Mozart
A city made of sentient machines.

Does not use NS stats.

Part time com-sci student.

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Bloemensen
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Feb 05, 2018
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Bloemensen » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:05 am

HOLY SH... you-you killed someone... Wow, he's really dead. Y'know, this brings back some memories. - Lucas Schneider, in surprise

AN: Why would a robot need dot go to the beach? - Lucas Schneider, staring at the robot in confusion
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Nationales Deutsches Reich
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Posts: 6
Founded: Feb 08, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nationales Deutsches Reich » Sun Feb 11, 2018 3:06 am

Now, that's another thread infested by Kendrick

"Ah, hallo Mozart. I assume that your body isn't too suitable for the hot sun."
~ Reichspräsident Erhard Falkenrath

"And shouldn't you be worried about the water?"
~ Wilhelmina Braun

EDITING...

"On the other hand, I don't know what to think about you in those trunks."
~ Wilhelmina Braun
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German Reich
Set in: 1934

The German Reich is an federal authoritarian-democratic republic situated in Central Europe and acts as the successor to the Weimar Republic. Proclaimed in 1934 after the recent electoral victory of the German National People's Party, the nation has been led by Reichspräsident Erhard Falkenrath who has asserted himself as the nation's most dominant political figure and has embarked on a policy of national stabilization after years of mismanagement and political turmoil under the Weimar era. As well as reversing the Treaty of Versailles and asserting Germany's role as a major power in the international world once again. Yes, I am Persagonia. *Insert devilish German laugh*.

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