First off, I would like to thank Kenmoria for providing me for the initial inspiration for this issue, through his own issue draft "Ruler of Law" (currently abandoned). Your idea will live on.
Some of you might think that the options I provide are too many; and indeed, they do look like a lot. But you might also notice that many of them are gated by further restrictions, or even mutually exclusive; that's because many of the options are simply different variations of the same option, made to deal with different narratives created by the player's combinations of policies. So, don't let the initial clutter confuse you- the avalaible options at a time are much less.
Feel free to share your opinions!
Description:
@@NAME@@’s national space program has taken a major hit today as the first flight of your new rocket, @@ANIMAL@@ IIIa, resulted in a spectacular fireball in the stratosphere. The people responsible for the construction of the rocket have come to discuss with you and your trusted advisors about the implications of the cause of the failure, which was traced back to a simple unit conversion error.
Validity:
Valid for nations with the Space Program policy.
Options:
[validity] Valid for nations with the Metricism policy.
[option] “I think it’s saying something that even the greatest minds of the nation can be fumbled by those... archaic anachronisms!” says @@RANDOMNAME@@, Deputy Administrator of the @@NAME@@ Aerospace Agency, accidentally pushing a toy rocket off your desk. “It’s more obvious than ever now that we must push for the universal use of the metric system more aggressively than we have before, to prevent such errors from happening again. This is an issue that hinders our nation’s scientific advancement- and our citizens’ familiarity with the older system, no matter how strong it is, will NEVER outweigh such a hindrance.”
[effect] even the mention of Farenheit in public can result in a sizable fine
[validity] Valid for nations with the Metricism policy.
[option] “I do not believe there’s a reason to be that drastic” argues @@RANDOMNAME@, the Chief Engineer in charge of the @@ANIMAL@@ IIIa, wearing a sleeveless shirt of Spock with a hardhat and the words “Build Long And Prosper” on it. “I have personally interacted with many of the engineers and designers of the projects, and I’ve seen they come from all walks of life; some are too old to familiarise themselves with metric, some come from countries where the metric is not used at all… Plus, the environment of rocket assembly is much more crowded than you think; many components come from the private sector, which cannot be as easily controlled in such procedures. The best course of action is simply to make more extensive measures to ensure any future conversion errors are detected and corrected early in the production line.
[effect] a third of the time needed for research and development is spent on double-checking documents and triple-measuring the circumference of fuel tanks
[validity] Valid for nations with the Metricism policy.
[option] “And why, exactly, do we have to pin the problem to the old units?” interjects @@RANDOMNAME@@, a native @@NATIONDENONYM@@ Launch Vehicle Assembly Technician, and opponent of the metric. “Why is the METRIC always the system that everyone thinks infallible? Boiled down, both systems are based on arbitrary and irrational measures- and at least our old units are based on concepts that the human brain can more intuitively comprehend. @@NAME@@ thrived scientifically for decades and decades on the old system, and never had to deal with this sort of buffoonery until the international community answered a question we never asked for us. So I say, @@LEADER@@, let’s go back to the ways we know best as a nation!”
[effect] scientists and engineers from abroad are required to answer an extensive “So You Think You Know Your Units?” test before being allowed to work in @@NAME@@
[flag] The Metricism policy is cancelled.
[validity] Valid for nations without the Metricism policy.
[option] “Do you see now in how great an extent our noble scientific endeavors can be rendered moot by those ...backwater archaic anachronisms!” bursts out @@RANDOMNAME@@, Deputy Administrator of the @@NAME@ Aerospace Agency, accidentally pushing a toy rocket off your desk. “We cannot stay stuck at our ancient imperial units while almost every other scientifically advanced nation in the world uses the metric! I implore you, @@LEADER@@; for the good of the nation, you have to enforce metric upon the nation AT ONCE- and don’t let the people’s familiarity with the older system be an excuse!”
[effect] even the mention of Farenheit in public can result in a sizable fine
[flag] The Metricism policy is enacted.
[validity] Valid for nations without the Metricism policy.
[option] “I do not believe the solution to this is as easy as that” argues @@RANDOMNAME@, the Chief Engineer in charge of the @@ANIMAL@@ IIIa, wearing a sleeveless shirt of Spock with a hardhat and the words “Build Long And Prosper” on it. “I have personally interacted with many of the engineers and designers of the projects, and I’ve seen they come from all walks of life; some are too old to familiarise themselves with metric, some come from countries where the metric is not used at all… Plus, the environment of rocket assembly is much more crowded than you think; many components come from the private sector, which cannot be as easily controlled in such procedures. The best course of action is simply to make more extensive measures to ensure any future conversion errors are detected and corrected early in the production line.
[effect] a third of the time needed for research and development is spent on double-checking documents and triple-measuring the circumference of fuel tanks
[validity] Valid for nations without the Metricism policy.
[option] “And why, exactly, do we have to pin the problem to the old units?” interjects @@RANDOMNAME@@, a native @@NATIONDENONYM@@ Launch Vehicle Assembly Technician, and opponent of the metric. “Why is the METRIC always the system that everyone thinks infallible? Boiled down, both systems are based on arbitrary and irrational measures- and at least our own units are based on concepts that the human brain can more intuitively comprehend. @@NAME@@ thrived scientifically for decades and decades on the old system, and never had to deal with this sort of buffoonery until the international community tried to solve a problem that we never even had. I say, @@LEADER@@, we make it clear to the world that in the sovereign lands of @@NAME@@, things ar edone the way WE know best.”
[effect] scientists and engineers from abroad are required to answer an extensive “So You Think You Know Your Units?” test before being allowed to work in @@NAME@@
[option] “May I share my opinion with you, sire?” says a voice under you, belonging to @@RANDOMNAME@@, one of your more creepy advisors, who has been worshipping you for reasons unbeknownst to anyone but him. “The problem is, all those foreign measurement units are simply not able to capture the grandeur of your glory. Abandon those inferior units, sire, and create your own system- based after your majesty, of course!”
[effect] the @@LEADER@@gram units proved an unexpected hit with the population.
[flag] If previously enacted, the Metricism policy is cancelled.
[validity] Valid for nations without Planned Economy, and whose private industry is larger than the state industry.
[option] “Interesting debate. But may I… propose an alternative?” interjects a voice behind you. As you jerk back in surprise, you realise the voice belongs to the hologram of Leon Skum, Jr., famous billionaire playboy and CEO of the SpaceY space agency and Ohm car company, being projected on your window by a shiny Ohm quadcopter. “You see, this is only one of the many problems that arise on projects as large as space exploration- and you have a country to run at the same time. While here in SpaceY, on the other hand, we can focus all our attention to the finer detail, and create results much more efficiently. So how say you, @@LEADER@@, you stay back for a while and let us do the exploring for you- in the name of mankind?”
[effect] the new Ohm Astroman deal delivers your new car right on your doorstep via rocket
[flag] The Space Program policy is cancelled.
[validity] Valid for nations with the AI Personhood policy, but without the AI-Planned Economy policy.
[option] “A gargantuan project like this lost from a blasted conversion error? God, such a human thing to do” grumbles PAL-8999, your robotic economist, visibly disgusted. “A robot would NEVER, I say NEVER do such a simple mistake as that! In fact, we’re so superior to the complex equations and simulations needed for rocket design that I seriously cannot understand why you even let the flesh people have a say on the matter! In fact, things all over the nation would go much more smoothly if you just let my people take care of the more complex operations!”
[effect] every profession that requires more than first-grade arithmetic now requires a robotic overseer
[flag] The AI-Planned Economy policy is now enacted.
[validity] Valid for nations with the AI-Planned Economy policy.
[option] “It is only expected that such a gargantuan project could be brought to ruin by a most mundane human error” says PAL-8999, your National Fiscal Planner mainframe, in a chillingly expressionless voice that resembles neither a male nor a female voice. “This is only one of many forms of proof that maybe our much more efficient and accurate digital network would be more fit to be delegated at tasks requiring as much precision as this, and redistribute our human resources to less arithmetically-taxing operations.” It beeps ominously. “All simulations support this with a specific error value of 0.002.”
[effect] most citizens toll away in manual labor as all professions requiring more than first-grade arithmetic are now occupied by AI workers
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