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YL kisses the AL for the first time...reaction?

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Northern Ateria
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Founded: May 29, 2016
Corporate Bordello

YL kisses the AL for the first time...reaction?

Postby Northern Ateria » Sat Jan 20, 2018 8:58 pm

Your leader has kissed the above leader for the first time...What is their reaction?

*sighs...*
-Her Excellency, Minister-President Nunnally Lamperouge
“How do billboards talk? Sign language.” - A joke
“Hear that? That is the sound of me laughing. And going to hell.” - Me
Northern Ateria, once an absolute monarchy at its prime, a failed Meme-based confederation formerly run by a triumvirate of a pothead skeleton who is also a realtor and two ponies, a federal monarchy and now a federal parliamentary republic currently governed by Minister-President Nunnally Lamperouge who abdicated her throne just to make Northern Ateria slightly normal. Okay, that is a lie. Nothing is ever normal here nor anywhere else.

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The Wombats
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Founded: Jan 18, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby The Wombats » Sat Jan 20, 2018 8:59 pm

Thank you, your majesty. But I would have preferred some Vegemite toasties instead.
We use NS stats.

A 0.1 civilization, according to this index.

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"Somehow banning parking tickets increased intelligence by 65.7%" says psychologist, bogans expected to benefit the most from their new cognitive powers. "Allowing Adelaide to become independent increased intellect by 151%" says same psychologist. Most people agree it isn't a loss.

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Northern Ateria
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Founded: May 29, 2016
Corporate Bordello

Postby Northern Ateria » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:01 pm

“...Did I just kissed a wombat or did the wombat kissed me?”
-Her Excellency, Minister-President Nunnally Lamperouge
“How do billboards talk? Sign language.” - A joke
“Hear that? That is the sound of me laughing. And going to hell.” - Me
Northern Ateria, once an absolute monarchy at its prime, a failed Meme-based confederation formerly run by a triumvirate of a pothead skeleton who is also a realtor and two ponies, a federal monarchy and now a federal parliamentary republic currently governed by Minister-President Nunnally Lamperouge who abdicated her throne just to make Northern Ateria slightly normal. Okay, that is a lie. Nothing is ever normal here nor anywhere else.

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The Empire of Slavonia
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Posts: 48
Founded: Dec 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Empire of Slavonia » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:01 pm

"I suppose this makes it less awkward that you show up in my bed often. You are a good kisser, Ms. Lamperouge."
- Tsar Casimir II
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Once a union of the Slavic people of Earth, now a spacefaring empire. FT nation, constitutional monarchy, etc.
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Elvectica
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Founded: Sep 11, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Elvectica » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:05 pm

"Huh... I appreciate all the things you've done, especially this one, hehe"
- Queen Adecyn, on her hospital bed
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Stanier
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Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Stanier » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:36 pm

"F*** me! I better do this before Angelina does it" *shoots himself with his 1911* - Don Sing Scaletta
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Stanierian News Broadcasting: Soccer player Sandro Méndez announces his candidacy for the commissional circuit 7 (Little Venezuela), promising to legislate according to the interests of the Little Venezuelans and ways to ensure a better and healthy future for them. Controversy has risen regarding his dual Argentinian-Stanierian citizenship. SEC declares that his candidacy is completely legal because having dual citizenship doesn't make people uneligible to elected posts.

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The Empire of Slavonia
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Founded: Dec 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Empire of Slavonia » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:36 pm

"Ah...well, this was not why I intervened, but it's a certainly welcomed reward."
- Casimir II

AN
"Ew, why did I do that?"
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News: Chechen man claims to be able to fly, proceeds to crash into local gas station



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Zitravgrad
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Posts: 600
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:38 pm

*backs away*
"Nyet... nyet... nyet... not with this monarch, nyet. I might as well betray the Revolution."
...
"It wasn't half bad, though."
- Zheneyasil Alexandrovna Slakova
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Zitravgrad (Зитравград) is a PMT rising technocratic state capitalist socialist nation situated upon an eternally snowing post-nuclear war wasteland, in an anachronistic parallel universe in which many technologies are introduced decades earlier than RL, yet has the social, cultural and political atmosphere of Europe after Congress of Vienna.
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Persagonia
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Founded: Oct 31, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Persagonia » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:38 pm

"Ah, habibi! That feels goood!"
- Imam Farfour
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Federal Republic of Persagonia"Jewel of the Middle East"

After the 1979 Revolution that saw the fall of the Shah, Persagonia has re-emerged itself from the ashes of Iran. Persagonia has proven herself to be the dominant secular and democratic power in the Middle East, both politically and economically.

Ettela'at News: Persagonian and Saudi relations deteriotes even further after accusations of Persagonian support for republicanist opposition parties. Both nations are now on the verge of a Middle Eastern Cold War, said Persagonian diplomat.

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Stanier
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Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Stanier » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:40 pm

"It seems like you need a bullet on your head... *shoots Farfour in the head* And now for the grand finale..." *shoots himself* - Don Sing Scaletta
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Stanierian News Broadcasting: Soccer player Sandro Méndez announces his candidacy for the commissional circuit 7 (Little Venezuela), promising to legislate according to the interests of the Little Venezuelans and ways to ensure a better and healthy future for them. Controversy has risen regarding his dual Argentinian-Stanierian citizenship. SEC declares that his candidacy is completely legal because having dual citizenship doesn't make people uneligible to elected posts.

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The Republic of Christiandom
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Founded: Feb 21, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby The Republic of Christiandom » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:41 pm

"...That was the first time I ever got kissed. You ain't bad looking either."
-Anne Gulliman
NEWS:
Nothing of note, Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

According to https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018 this: Tech:6 | Arcane:0 | Influence:7
My shoddy and badly written Factbooks:
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_republic_of_christiandom/detail=factbook
Embassy program:https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=432574
tl;dr: Christenized Imperium of Man at start of Great Crusade lead by a normal human instead of a psyker.
Yes, this represents(some of) my IRL views.

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Arkeyana
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Founded: Mar 21, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Arkeyana » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:42 pm

Sir, you are married, I will turn you into a fried human if you don't go back to your wife.

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Andsed
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Andsed » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:43 pm

"Well that was ... interesting."- emperor Grant Shalka

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Elvectica
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Founded: Sep 11, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Elvectica » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:45 pm

"Hmm, likewise, Emperor."
- Queen Adecyn, on her hospital bed
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Dawetid
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Posts: 321
Founded: Jul 12, 2017
Conservative Democracy

Postby Dawetid » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:45 pm

“What is this?”
- President Quark Hsuan-doong
After a series of road incidents related to road trips by foreigners, Parliament debate whether foreign tourists need to apply for a “special” driving licence.
ကွားမးဟီႇ၊ ကွားမးယီႊ…
K̆vā́ máhī̀, k̆vā́ májī̃…
(I'm not, I haven't…) [audio available later]
Republic of Dawetid
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Stanier
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Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Stanier » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:47 pm

"Wow!, this is the first time that I've felt a kiss!, thank you sir!" - Aiko Suzuki
Call me Lima
This nation uses almost all NSStats, except for the ones contradicted on the factbooks
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Stanierian News Broadcasting: Soccer player Sandro Méndez announces his candidacy for the commissional circuit 7 (Little Venezuela), promising to legislate according to the interests of the Little Venezuelans and ways to ensure a better and healthy future for them. Controversy has risen regarding his dual Argentinian-Stanierian citizenship. SEC declares that his candidacy is completely legal because having dual citizenship doesn't make people uneligible to elected posts.

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Las Palmeras
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Las Palmeras » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:47 pm

"Now hold on a sec...Why the hell did I do that?! Is somebody making me do this?"
-Montserrat Zorilla, General Secretary
El Ducado de Las Palmeras /The Duchy of Las Palmeras
Former Penal Islands with flats, neko, melancholy, angry mammals, pristine beaches and savannas.

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Persagonia
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Founded: Oct 31, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Persagonia » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:47 pm

"Well, a blow kiss would've been nice and less awkward but this is unexpected. Don't worry, we Persagonians greet people by kissing."
- First Lady Dana Andersen
Federal Republic of Persagonia"Jewel of the Middle East"

After the 1979 Revolution that saw the fall of the Shah, Persagonia has re-emerged itself from the ashes of Iran. Persagonia has proven herself to be the dominant secular and democratic power in the Middle East, both politically and economically.

Ettela'at News: Persagonian and Saudi relations deteriotes even further after accusations of Persagonian support for republicanist opposition parties. Both nations are now on the verge of a Middle Eastern Cold War, said Persagonian diplomat.

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The Empire of Slavonia
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Founded: Dec 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Empire of Slavonia » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:47 pm

Stanier
"...Well, perhaps you machines can feel love..."
- Casimir II, somewhat flustered

YALL TYPE WAY TOO FAST

"I'm not sure why we did this, Dana."
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Once a union of the Slavic people of Earth, now a spacefaring empire. FT nation, constitutional monarchy, etc.
News: Chechen man claims to be able to fly, proceeds to crash into local gas station



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A 6.6 civilization, according to this index.
We don't use NS stats.

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Dawetid
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Posts: 321
Founded: Jul 12, 2017
Conservative Democracy

Postby Dawetid » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:52 pm

“I know what you want.”
- President Quark Hsuan-doong, signing a document

(declaration of war)
After a series of road incidents related to road trips by foreigners, Parliament debate whether foreign tourists need to apply for a “special” driving licence.
ကွားမးဟီႇ၊ ကွားမးယီႊ…
K̆vā́ máhī̀, k̆vā́ májī̃…
(I'm not, I haven't…) [audio available later]
Republic of Dawetid
Dávḕtʹə́d M̆jìnk̆vók
ဒးဝေႇထၢ့ဒ်းမျိန်ႇကွို့က်း
達偉特民國

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Collectivist Germania
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Posts: 127
Founded: Jun 29, 2015
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Collectivist Germania » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:52 pm

The Empire of Slavonia wrote:Stanier
"...Well, perhaps you machines can feel love..."
- Casimir II, somewhat flustered

YALL TYPE WAY TOO FAST

"I'm not sure why we did this, Dana."


"Wait, you're a boy? Coulda' fooled me."
- Kaiser Witzland
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A highly militaristic human supremacist space-faring empire set on uniting humanity under a "one-million-year Reisch."
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The United Confederation
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Posts: 21
Founded: Sep 24, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The United Confederation » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:53 pm

Collectivist Germania wrote:
The Empire of Slavonia wrote:Stanier
"...Well, perhaps you machines can feel love..."
- Casimir II, somewhat flustered

YALL TYPE WAY TOO FAST

"I'm not sure why we did this, Dana."


"Wait, you're a boy? Coulda' fooled me."
- Kaiser Witzland


"Blech. Metal."
-Chancellor Sachi Temko
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A late-MT democratic federal republic with a mixed market economy.
Has absolutely nothing to do with the EU or the CSA.


OOC: Same person as Teienshi, though the two nations take place in separate universes.

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The Republic of Christiandom
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Posts: 829
Founded: Feb 21, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby The Republic of Christiandom » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:54 pm

Collectivist Germania wrote:
The Empire of Slavonia wrote:Stanier
"...Well, perhaps you machines can feel love..."
- Casimir II, somewhat flustered

YALL TYPE WAY TOO FAST

"I'm not sure why we did this, Dana."


"Wait, you're a boy? Coulda' fooled me."
- Kaiser Witzland


"Well then...Tommorow night, 1800 hours, Dante's Grill."
-Anne Gulliman

AN:
"..."
*Lord Inquisitor Quilljoy promptly jumps out of a window.*
Last edited by The Republic of Christiandom on Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:55 pm, edited 1 time in total.
NEWS:
Nothing of note, Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

According to https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018 this: Tech:6 | Arcane:0 | Influence:7
My shoddy and badly written Factbooks:
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_republic_of_christiandom/detail=factbook
Embassy program:https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=432574
tl;dr: Christenized Imperium of Man at start of Great Crusade lead by a normal human instead of a psyker.
Yes, this represents(some of) my IRL views.

Anthem
War theme
Alternate War theme
Peace Theme

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Stanier
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Posts: 252
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Stanier » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:54 pm

"This felt... Kinda weird... But nice... I think..." - Aiko Suzuki
Call me Lima
This nation uses almost all NSStats, except for the ones contradicted on the factbooks
Slowly learning Italian
Factbooks
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OOC (Ask me stuff)

Stanierian News Broadcasting: Soccer player Sandro Méndez announces his candidacy for the commissional circuit 7 (Little Venezuela), promising to legislate according to the interests of the Little Venezuelans and ways to ensure a better and healthy future for them. Controversy has risen regarding his dual Argentinian-Stanierian citizenship. SEC declares that his candidacy is completely legal because having dual citizenship doesn't make people uneligible to elected posts.

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Northern Ateria
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Posts: 243
Founded: May 29, 2016
Corporate Bordello

Postby Northern Ateria » Sat Jan 20, 2018 9:55 pm

“...I’m sorry I didn’t know what I was thinking...”
-Her Excellency, Minister-President Nunnally Lamperouge

Ninja’d!!

“Well...I can’t say that you’re bad at kissing Aiko...”
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“How do billboards talk? Sign language.” - A joke
“Hear that? That is the sound of me laughing. And going to hell.” - Me
Northern Ateria, once an absolute monarchy at its prime, a failed Meme-based confederation formerly run by a triumvirate of a pothead skeleton who is also a realtor and two ponies, a federal monarchy and now a federal parliamentary republic currently governed by Minister-President Nunnally Lamperouge who abdicated her throne just to make Northern Ateria slightly normal. Okay, that is a lie. Nothing is ever normal here nor anywhere else.

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