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Zitravgrad
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Posts: 486
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Your reaction to AN's news

Postby Zitravgrad » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:38 pm

News in signature is getting popular! :p So maybe we should broadcast our news here. The reaction can be both IC or OOC.

Nation A:
"There is no news above me." - President A

"Earlier today, the police arrest 3 teenagers for spraying paint on the dog in the park." - DailyNews


Nation B:
"It's animal abuse. They deserve it." - Prime Minister B

"Following the latest legislation, our country now bans wearing red shoes on Sunday." - Capital's Today


Nation C:
"Why would they do that?" - Chancellor C

"Yesterday, NanoSoft corporation released the new ePhone 11." - Box News


No one above me. :p

"After two months of protests in Zone 4-5 (Soroyevna, Tamkatska), the Ministry of Energy declares that the plan to construct a new nuclear power plant will be postponed and re-written. It appears that the initial plan was written during the time of Act of Atheism and involved the demolishing of a small church in the area."
- Providenska's Herald
"Fortune Favours the Brave, Providence Favours the Wise."
Anthem | Overview

Zitravgrad (Зитравград) is a PMT technocratic socialist nation situated upon an eternally snowing post-nuclear war wasteland, in an anachronistic parallel universe in which many technologies are introduced decades earlier than RL, yet has the social, cultural and political atmosphere of Europe after Congress of Vienna.
Providenska's Herald: The Election Campaign officially starts.| Labor Day to approach this Sunday, next Monday will be made a compensatory holiday. | The winter curfew has ceased. Business as usual.
Q&A is still around. First Election: Dec 2018/FT Puppet: Martian Technocratic State of Zitravgrad

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Kemalist Turkey
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Posts: 1
Founded: Jan 06, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kemalist Turkey » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:41 pm

"Hmm? I hope things will go out smoothly."
- President Gen. Ozturk


See our signature
Republic of Turkey ☪ "Peace at Home, Peace in the World"

After the 2018 military coup d'etat that overthrew the Islamist government in Turkey, Kemalism has resurge once again in Turkey. She then began to re-assert herself as a major, secular power in the region and has since then, became a military junta led by Air Force General Akın Öztürk with a benevolent iron fist.

Hürriyet News: The Turkish government pledges $450 million in economic aid to the Afghan government to fasten reconstruction efforts after years of bloody civil war.

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Darysopelagia
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Darysopelagia » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:43 pm

“So stupid...”
-Her Imperial Majesty, Queen-Empress Umiko Kitiara Hirohito
See signature as well.
❂ The Deep Sea Empire of Darysopelagia ❂
Death by drowning while in captivity or in battle in Darysopelagia: 5 (and counting...)
When you combine Imperial Japan and the British Empire, Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea, Atlantis: The Lost Empire altogether it equals Darysopelagia.

The Great Blue World: Arms received for Imperial Army: 5,000 Garand rifles from the United States, 3,000 PPD-34s from the Soviet Union under Non-Aggression Agreement of 1936 with Stalin.

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Hazukenia
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Posts: 92
Founded: Jun 30, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Hazukenia » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:44 pm

Demeaning!
Hazuken: That's what these revolters deserve!

Edit: Crap! Got n8nja'd!

Randomly picked: Education Minister Ergilles announces education reform for 2020
Last edited by Hazukenia on Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:57 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Hail Hazuken! Long may he live! Hazuken nioh! K'nea zijow ino!

This nation was based on several unnamed dictatorships. NS stats are not representative of my actual views.
Likes to laze around in Forum 7

FIVE RANDOM BANS OF THE WEEK
Listening to Ridin'; Possession of tooth whiteners; Praying to the devil; Street art; Prison riots

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Zipangese Star Empire
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 18
Founded: Oct 21, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Zipangese Star Empire » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:45 pm

"Nice.. I guess?" - Shogun Mitsurugi Meiya

Read the signature for news.
FT version of The Empire of Japanese Pacific States (Now with genetic therapy, more Muv-luv tech, some slight Half-life Combine tech, Superweapons and some slight Star Wars, Halo tech influence and a Helghast-ish military).
NS Stats not included.ATTENTION: THE SHOGUN RUNS THE NATION, NOT THE EMPEROR TAKE TIME TO ACTUALLY READ THE FACTBOOK "THE IMPERIAL FAMILY". THANK YOU.
ZSE National News:Shogun Mitsurugi Meiya, with the authorisation of the council of Regents, Moffs, Governors, Admirals, and Generals declares a TOTAL WAR upon the Terrans of Earth.. Namely Europa and the CON-SDI.

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Hazukenia
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Posts: 92
Founded: Jun 30, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Hazukenia » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:47 pm

Zipangese Star Empire wrote:"Nice.. I guess?" - Shogun Mitsurugi Meiya

Read the signature for news.

Retribution, I reckon.

Regarding the reforms, education in Hazukenia come 2020 will get stricter, more 21st century and definitely more Hazuken-ier.
Hail Hazuken! Long may he live! Hazuken nioh! K'nea zijow ino!

This nation was based on several unnamed dictatorships. NS stats are not representative of my actual views.
Likes to laze around in Forum 7

FIVE RANDOM BANS OF THE WEEK
Listening to Ridin'; Possession of tooth whiteners; Praying to the devil; Street art; Prison riots

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Kemalist Turkey
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Posts: 1
Founded: Jan 06, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kemalist Turkey » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:49 pm

"It ain't going to increase literacy rates or anything."
- Ozturk


See signature
Republic of Turkey ☪ "Peace at Home, Peace in the World"

After the 2018 military coup d'etat that overthrew the Islamist government in Turkey, Kemalism has resurge once again in Turkey. She then began to re-assert herself as a major, secular power in the region and has since then, became a military junta led by Air Force General Akın Öztürk with a benevolent iron fist.

Hürriyet News: The Turkish government pledges $450 million in economic aid to the Afghan government to fasten reconstruction efforts after years of bloody civil war.

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Zitravgrad
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 486
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:04 am

"This... this is hysterical."
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky

:blink:
- Me


"After two months of protests in Zone 4-5 (Soroyevna, Tamkatska), the Ministry of Energy declares that the plan to construct a new nuclear power plant will be postponed and re-written. It appears that the initial plan was written during the time of Act of Atheism and involved the demolishing of a small church in the area."
- Providenska's Herald
"Fortune Favours the Brave, Providence Favours the Wise."
Anthem | Overview

Zitravgrad (Зитравград) is a PMT technocratic socialist nation situated upon an eternally snowing post-nuclear war wasteland, in an anachronistic parallel universe in which many technologies are introduced decades earlier than RL, yet has the social, cultural and political atmosphere of Europe after Congress of Vienna.
Providenska's Herald: The Election Campaign officially starts.| Labor Day to approach this Sunday, next Monday will be made a compensatory holiday. | The winter curfew has ceased. Business as usual.
Q&A is still around. First Election: Dec 2018/FT Puppet: Martian Technocratic State of Zitravgrad

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Hazukenia
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Posts: 92
Founded: Jun 30, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Hazukenia » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:07 am

Okay, where does the power plant go to?

Ban on Christmas and other religious holidays extended another 10 years. The ban was first enacted on 25 December 1987.
Hail Hazuken! Long may he live! Hazuken nioh! K'nea zijow ino!

This nation was based on several unnamed dictatorships. NS stats are not representative of my actual views.
Likes to laze around in Forum 7

FIVE RANDOM BANS OF THE WEEK
Listening to Ridin'; Possession of tooth whiteners; Praying to the devil; Street art; Prison riots

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Darysopelagia
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Darysopelagia » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:28 am

“Eh, not surprised.”
-Her Imperial Majesty, Queen-Empress Umiko Kitiara Hirohito
See signature as well.
❂ The Deep Sea Empire of Darysopelagia ❂
Death by drowning while in captivity or in battle in Darysopelagia: 5 (and counting...)
When you combine Imperial Japan and the British Empire, Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea, Atlantis: The Lost Empire altogether it equals Darysopelagia.

The Great Blue World: Arms received for Imperial Army: 5,000 Garand rifles from the United States, 3,000 PPD-34s from the Soviet Union under Non-Aggression Agreement of 1936 with Stalin.

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Free American Empire-
Secretary
 
Posts: 28
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Free American Empire- » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:34 am

"Haha, you landed in Hawaii by accident, haha."
Father America


See in the signature.
Put this in your Signature if you are a Fascist Nation
This nation does not represent my views!
Neighbors (Puppets):Reorganized National Government of China
Russian Empire
I use NS stats. Shocking, right?
Flag credit to ColumbianSFR: https://columbiansfr.deviantart.com/art ... -591548845

Based on: 1984, Fallout
Party's radio: Celebration of the Battle of Blood River in African Frontier/ Chocolate ration increased to 15 grams/ Upper American, and American 
prairies hit record wheat yield/ Amphibious landing performed at Persian gulf, to strike Chinese supply lines

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Zitravgrad
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 486
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Zitravgrad » Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:39 am

"More wars to come, it seems... and it is no surprise to me that your governing system will generate traitors from time to time."
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky


"A survey in 2017 shows that dogs are the most common pet in Zitravgrad, especially in the countryside. This number might come from the huskies kept to pull sledges during winter."
"Fortune Favours the Brave, Providence Favours the Wise."
Anthem | Overview

Zitravgrad (Зитравград) is a PMT technocratic socialist nation situated upon an eternally snowing post-nuclear war wasteland, in an anachronistic parallel universe in which many technologies are introduced decades earlier than RL, yet has the social, cultural and political atmosphere of Europe after Congress of Vienna.
Providenska's Herald: The Election Campaign officially starts.| Labor Day to approach this Sunday, next Monday will be made a compensatory holiday. | The winter curfew has ceased. Business as usual.
Q&A is still around. First Election: Dec 2018/FT Puppet: Martian Technocratic State of Zitravgrad

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Stanier
Envoy
 
Posts: 234
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Stanier » Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:42 am

Nice, I would like that to happen over here though.


Look at the signature
Today I spent 7 hours without electricity... Viva la revolución.
This nation uses almost all NSStats, except for the automobile industry one.
If my Italian's broken, blame Google Traductor, cazzo.
I'm Venezuelan, así que se habla español
NStracker page
Factbooks
Q&A
Stanierian Embassy Program
Vito is Sing's grandfather, not his father

Stanierian News Broadcasting: The Stanierian economy hits a small bump, expected to recover in a few hours|The Ministry of Foreign Matters announces tougher sanctions towards Venezuelan government officials.

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Free American Empire-
Secretary
 
Posts: 28
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Free American Empire- » Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:47 am

''See? The more complicated technology gets, the more vulnerable it is! Most of our robots are less vulnerable, because they are programmed only for fighting in battlefront.''
Father America


https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=951061 There are some news as well.
Put this in your Signature if you are a Fascist Nation
This nation does not represent my views!
Neighbors (Puppets):Reorganized National Government of China
Russian Empire
I use NS stats. Shocking, right?
Flag credit to ColumbianSFR: https://columbiansfr.deviantart.com/art ... -591548845

Based on: 1984, Fallout
Party's radio: Celebration of the Battle of Blood River in African Frontier/ Chocolate ration increased to 15 grams/ Upper American, and American 
prairies hit record wheat yield/ Amphibious landing performed at Persian gulf, to strike Chinese supply lines

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Dawetid
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 157
Founded: Jul 12, 2017
Conservative Democracy

Postby Dawetid » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:20 am

"Not surprising."
- President Quark Hsuan-doong


see signature
Republic of Dawetid
Dávḕtʹə́d M̆jìnk̆vók
ဒးဝေႇထၢ့ဒ်းမျိန်ႇကွို့က်း
達偉特民國

ကွားရာဝ်ႈ!
K̆vā́ rā̂v!
(I'm angry!)
Feel free to suggest the next phrase of the week!

News: Quark Hsuan-doong memes become popular, Quark rejects suggestion to censor them: "This is freedom of speech."

Random stuff: Screw life, I’m just gonna sleep forever

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Persagonia
Envoy
 
Posts: 211
Founded: Oct 31, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Persagonia » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:24 am

"That's tragic. I wouldn't comment on the exact nature and characteristic of the perpetrators. It's a despicable act, simply said."
- President Amir Khatami


"The Persagonian government agrees to deploy its own brigade of Ground Force soldiers to Somalia to help the Somalian government and AMISOM's efforts in fighting the Islamist terror group, Al-Shabab."
- Ettela'at News
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Federal Republic of Persagonia"Jewel of the Middle East"

After the 1979 Revolution that saw the fall of the Shah, Persagonia has re-emerged itself from the ashes of Iran. Persagonia has proven herself to be the dominant secular and democratic power in the Middle East, both politically and economically.

Ettela'at News: Persagonian and Saudi relations deteriotes even further after accusations of Persagonian support for republicanist opposition parties. Both nations are now on the verge of a Middle Eastern Cold War, said Persagonian diplomat.

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Russian Empire-
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Russian Empire- » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:45 am

''I didn't think, that I would say that, but... Go, Persagonia! Crush those Islamic wackos.''
Immortal Tsar


See the signature.
✠ Put this in your Signature if you are a Fascist Nation
This nation does notrepresent my views!
Neighbors (Puppets):Free American Empire
Reorganized National Government of China
Flag credit to someone1fy: https://someone1fy.deviantart.com/art/T ... -628305687
Motto translation: Immortal Tsar is watching you.
Party's newspaper: Major breakthrough in Saharan desert front/ Vodka rations decreased from 50 grams to 30 grams/ A stalemate in Arctic front

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Terra Britania
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 458
Founded: Jan 02, 2015
Father Knows Best State

Postby Terra Britania » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:52 am

"Reenacting the fall of Berlin, hm? I wonder if it's complete with tanks, shelling, rubble, and suicidal conscript charges? Maybe I'll watch it from here."
- The Author

See sig below... there's three in there, so take your pick.
♔ The Kingdom of Great Britain || The British Empire ♔
MT global empire set in 2018. Terra Britania is an OOC name. NS statistics are not used.
Factbooks - Overview - Canon Universe
NEWS: King James and Queen Ingrid handed out chocolates in front of Buckingham Palace for Valentines | School shooting in Florida, USA, kills 17; ridiculed by Britons in the internet and social media | Ministry of Education and Science announces cooperation with BAE Systems for project to create "first cargo aircraft capable of circumnavigating the Earth"
Proud member of The Anti Democracy League | (unofficial) Theme | Current flag waifu: Rory Mercury, from GATE (she's also a loli; piss off)

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Dawetid
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 157
Founded: Jul 12, 2017
Conservative Democracy

Postby Dawetid » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:58 am

"Finally someone knows the right thing to do."
- President Quark Hsuan-doong (on attack of Kaaba)


see signature
Republic of Dawetid
Dávḕtʹə́d M̆jìnk̆vók
ဒးဝေႇထၢ့ဒ်းမျိန်ႇကွို့က်း
達偉特民國

ကွားရာဝ်ႈ!
K̆vā́ rā̂v!
(I'm angry!)
Feel free to suggest the next phrase of the week!

News: Quark Hsuan-doong memes become popular, Quark rejects suggestion to censor them: "This is freedom of speech."

Random stuff: Screw life, I’m just gonna sleep forever

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Elvectica
Envoy
 
Posts: 337
Founded: Sep 11, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Elvectica » Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:08 am

"You see, this is why protests cause nothing but trouble. The people don't deserve a voice"
-Her ESTEEMED Majesty Queen Marianne Bordeaux the II of Imperial Elvectica


See link in siggy
Last edited by Elvectica on Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:08 am, edited 1 time in total.
La Communauté du l'Empire Elvecticaux

The Daily OTC //
| MNN Thread January 20th, 3118 Adecyn VII in full health, happy and partying as ever | Queen attending King Luka of Lethen Empire's coronation to Emperor | Peace Treaty in Affect | Treaty ratifies VEXA to be barred from being within 4 parsecs from Elvectican territory |

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Stanier
Envoy
 
Posts: 234
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Stanier » Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:12 am

"What a f***in' mess, can't just somebody shoot the broad and end this bulls***?" - Don Sing Scaletta


Look at my Sig.
Today I spent 7 hours without electricity... Viva la revolución.
This nation uses almost all NSStats, except for the automobile industry one.
If my Italian's broken, blame Google Traductor, cazzo.
I'm Venezuelan, así que se habla español
NStracker page
Factbooks
Q&A
Stanierian Embassy Program
Vito is Sing's grandfather, not his father

Stanierian News Broadcasting: The Stanierian economy hits a small bump, expected to recover in a few hours|The Ministry of Foreign Matters announces tougher sanctions towards Venezuelan government officials.

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Free American Empire-
Secretary
 
Posts: 28
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Free American Empire- » Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:12 am

''Good luck, Marianne. I don't really like monarchy- the fate of British crown proves that, but at least you are better than that liberal Adecyn, who is more like a political figurehead, and celebrity, and parliament does the job, that is supposed to be monarch's!''
Father America

AN: ''May you not connect to internet back so soon.''
Father America



https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=951061 There
Last edited by Free American Empire- on Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:15 am, edited 1 time in total.
Put this in your Signature if you are a Fascist Nation
This nation does not represent my views!
Neighbors (Puppets):Reorganized National Government of China
Russian Empire
I use NS stats. Shocking, right?
Flag credit to ColumbianSFR: https://columbiansfr.deviantart.com/art ... -591548845

Based on: 1984, Fallout
Party's radio: Celebration of the Battle of Blood River in African Frontier/ Chocolate ration increased to 15 grams/ Upper American, and American 
prairies hit record wheat yield/ Amphibious landing performed at Persian gulf, to strike Chinese supply lines

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Hazukenia
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Posts: 92
Founded: Jun 30, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Hazukenia » Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:20 am

Both: My, oh my!

On the evening of 5 January 2018, three Hakuzens were killed in arson attack in the Hazukenopolis suburb of Kehakho. 21-year old dental student Ozigel Fekkyr of Tambrel, Folo has been arrested in his home and is currently being suspected as the arsonist from eye-witness accounts. If found guilty, he will face the death sentence and will be hung on Saturday morning, the 13th of January.
Hail Hazuken! Long may he live! Hazuken nioh! K'nea zijow ino!

This nation was based on several unnamed dictatorships. NS stats are not representative of my actual views.
Likes to laze around in Forum 7

FIVE RANDOM BANS OF THE WEEK
Listening to Ridin'; Possession of tooth whiteners; Praying to the devil; Street art; Prison riots

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Persagonia
Envoy
 
Posts: 211
Founded: Oct 31, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Persagonia » Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:49 am

"Now, let's hope the hanging won't be a public one. Reminds me of certain nations in our world and region..."
- President and National Chief Amir Khatami


"Inflation rates drop to 4.2% as of January 2018 after last years' 5.8%. One of the lowest country's history with the highest inflation rate being 34% in 1979 after the Iranian Revolution. The future looks promising, said a Persagonian economist from the University of Tehran."
- Ettela'at Finance News
Last edited by Persagonia on Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:50 am, edited 1 time in total.
Federal Republic of Persagonia"Jewel of the Middle East"

After the 1979 Revolution that saw the fall of the Shah, Persagonia has re-emerged itself from the ashes of Iran. Persagonia has proven herself to be the dominant secular and democratic power in the Middle East, both politically and economically.

Ettela'at News: Persagonian and Saudi relations deteriotes even further after accusations of Persagonian support for republicanist opposition parties. Both nations are now on the verge of a Middle Eastern Cold War, said Persagonian diplomat.

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Darysopelagia
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Darysopelagia » Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:21 am

“Sounds good for them.”
-Her Imperial Majesty, Queen-Empress Umiko Kitiara Hirohito
See signature as well.
Last edited by Darysopelagia on Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:22 am, edited 1 time in total.
❂ The Deep Sea Empire of Darysopelagia ❂
Death by drowning while in captivity or in battle in Darysopelagia: 5 (and counting...)
When you combine Imperial Japan and the British Empire, Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea, Atlantis: The Lost Empire altogether it equals Darysopelagia.

The Great Blue World: Arms received for Imperial Army: 5,000 Garand rifles from the United States, 3,000 PPD-34s from the Soviet Union under Non-Aggression Agreement of 1936 with Stalin.

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