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Zitravgrad
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Founded: Sep 27, 2017
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Your reaction to AN's news

Postby Zitravgrad » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:38 pm

News in signature is getting popular! :p So maybe we should broadcast our news here. The reaction can be both IC or OOC.

Nation A:
"There is no news above me." - President A

"Earlier today, the police arrest 3 teenagers for spraying paint on the dog in the park." - DailyNews


Nation B:
"It's animal abuse. They deserve it." - Prime Minister B

"Following the latest legislation, our country now bans wearing red shoes on Sunday." - Capital's Today


Nation C:
"Why would they do that?" - Chancellor C

"Yesterday, NanoSoft corporation released the new ePhone 11." - Box News


No one above me. :p

"After two months of protests in Zone 4-5 (Soroyevna, Tamkatska), the Ministry of Energy declares that the plan to construct a new nuclear power plant will be postponed and re-written. It appears that the initial plan was written during the time of Act of Atheism and involved the demolishing of a small church in the area."
- Providenska's Herald
"Order and Solidarity under the Blue Banner!"
OverviewLeadersQ&AEmbassyOOC Things
Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a PMT nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of Soviet Union and War and Peace, messed up by steampunk. It has strong energy, mining and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. It is expecting an election in December 2018. NSStats not used, I will make a chart for it.
My flag is already festive as it is. There is snow, there is wheat. All is good.

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Kemalist Turkey
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Founded: Jan 06, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Kemalist Turkey » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:41 pm

"Hmm? I hope things will go out smoothly."
- President Gen. Ozturk


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Republic of Turkey ☪ "Peace at Home, Peace in the World"

After the 2018 military coup d'etat that overthrew the Islamist government in Turkey, Kemalism has resurge once again in Turkey. She then began to re-assert herself as a major, secular power in the region and has since then, became a military junta led by Air Force General Akın Öztürk with a benevolent iron fist.

Hürriyet News: The Turkish government pledges $450 million in economic aid to the Afghan government to fasten reconstruction efforts after years of bloody civil war.

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Darysopelagia
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Posts: 6
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Darysopelagia » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:43 pm

“So stupid...”
-Her Imperial Majesty, Queen-Empress Umiko Kitiara Hirohito
See signature as well.
❂ The Deep Sea Pacific Empire of Darysopelagia ❂

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Hazukenia
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Posts: 173
Founded: Jun 30, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Hazukenia » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:44 pm

Demeaning!
Hazuken: That's what these revolters deserve!

Edit: Crap! Got n8nja'd!

Randomly picked: Education Minister Ergilles announces education reform for 2020
Last edited by Hazukenia on Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:57 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Hail Hazuken! Long may he live! Hazuken nioh! K'nea zijow ino!

This nation was based on several autocracies and a few democracies. NS stats are not representative of my actual views.
Likes to laze around in Forum 7

The Hakuzens' Paper
HAZUKEN RECOVERS FROM STROKE, LONG MAY HE LIVE!

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Zipangese Star Empire
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Posts: 58
Founded: Oct 21, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Zipangese Star Empire » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:45 pm

"Nice.. I guess?" - Shogun Mitsurugi Meiya

Read the signature for news.
FT version of The Empire of Japanese Pacific States (Now with genetic therapy, more Muv-luv tech, some slight Half-life Combine tech, Superweapons and some slight Star Wars, Halo tech influence and a Helghast-ish military).
NS Stats not included.ATTENTION: THE SHOGUN RUNS THE NATION, NOT THE EMPEROR TAKE TIME TO ACTUALLY READ THE FACTBOOK "THE IMPERIAL FAMILY". THANK YOU.
ZSE National News:Europan Shield Generators on Terra have been destroyed by their own forces. Civil war in Europa apparent while Zipangese Imperial Navy warships continue orbital bombardments of Europan territories on Terra.

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Hazukenia
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Founded: Jun 30, 2017
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Postby Hazukenia » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:47 pm

Zipangese Star Empire wrote:"Nice.. I guess?" - Shogun Mitsurugi Meiya

Read the signature for news.

Retribution, I reckon.

Regarding the reforms, education in Hazukenia come 2020 will get stricter, more 21st century and definitely more Hazuken-ier.
Hail Hazuken! Long may he live! Hazuken nioh! K'nea zijow ino!

This nation was based on several autocracies and a few democracies. NS stats are not representative of my actual views.
Likes to laze around in Forum 7

The Hakuzens' Paper
HAZUKEN RECOVERS FROM STROKE, LONG MAY HE LIVE!

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Kemalist Turkey
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Posts: 1
Founded: Jan 06, 2018
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Postby Kemalist Turkey » Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:49 pm

"It ain't going to increase literacy rates or anything."
- Ozturk


See signature
Republic of Turkey ☪ "Peace at Home, Peace in the World"

After the 2018 military coup d'etat that overthrew the Islamist government in Turkey, Kemalism has resurge once again in Turkey. She then began to re-assert herself as a major, secular power in the region and has since then, became a military junta led by Air Force General Akın Öztürk with a benevolent iron fist.

Hürriyet News: The Turkish government pledges $450 million in economic aid to the Afghan government to fasten reconstruction efforts after years of bloody civil war.

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Zitravgrad
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Posts: 1041
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zitravgrad » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:04 am

"This... this is hysterical."
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky

:blink:
- Me


"After two months of protests in Zone 4-5 (Soroyevna, Tamkatska), the Ministry of Energy declares that the plan to construct a new nuclear power plant will be postponed and re-written. It appears that the initial plan was written during the time of Act of Atheism and involved the demolishing of a small church in the area."
- Providenska's Herald
"Order and Solidarity under the Blue Banner!"
OverviewLeadersQ&AEmbassyOOC Things
Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a PMT nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of Soviet Union and War and Peace, messed up by steampunk. It has strong energy, mining and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. It is expecting an election in December 2018. NSStats not used, I will make a chart for it.
My flag is already festive as it is. There is snow, there is wheat. All is good.

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Hazukenia
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Posts: 173
Founded: Jun 30, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Hazukenia » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:07 am

Okay, where does the power plant go to?

Ban on Christmas and other religious holidays extended another 10 years. The ban was first enacted on 25 December 1987.
Hail Hazuken! Long may he live! Hazuken nioh! K'nea zijow ino!

This nation was based on several autocracies and a few democracies. NS stats are not representative of my actual views.
Likes to laze around in Forum 7

The Hakuzens' Paper
HAZUKEN RECOVERS FROM STROKE, LONG MAY HE LIVE!

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Darysopelagia
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Posts: 6
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Darysopelagia » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:28 am

“Eh, not surprised.”
-Her Imperial Majesty, Queen-Empress Umiko Kitiara Hirohito
See signature as well.
❂ The Deep Sea Pacific Empire of Darysopelagia ❂

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Free American Empire-
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Posts: 345
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Free American Empire- » Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:34 am

"Haha, you landed in Hawaii by accident, haha."
Father America


See in the signature.
I have moved this nation to the Silver Commonwealth, just like Frievolk did with Asmundia, as too many people seemed to confuse the old name with new one.

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Zitravgrad
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Posts: 1041
Founded: Sep 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Zitravgrad » Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:39 am

"More wars to come, it seems... and it is no surprise to me that your governing system will generate traitors from time to time."
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky


"A survey in 2017 shows that dogs are the most common pet in Zitravgrad, especially in the countryside. This number might come from the huskies kept to pull sledges during winter."
"Order and Solidarity under the Blue Banner!"
OverviewLeadersQ&AEmbassyOOC Things
Zitravgrad (Зітравград) is a PMT nation with a convoluted form of state capitalism backed by technocrats. A post-nuclear war tundra wasteland, the nation has the aesthetics of Soviet Union and War and Peace, messed up by steampunk. It has strong energy, mining and pharmaceutical industries but with stagnant agricultural sector. It is expecting an election in December 2018. NSStats not used, I will make a chart for it.
My flag is already festive as it is. There is snow, there is wheat. All is good.

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Stanier
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Posts: 264
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Stanier » Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:42 am

Nice, I would like that to happen over here though.


Look at the signature
Undergoing retconning.
Call me Lima
NS stats are used, except when contradicted by yours truly in the factbooks
Slowly learning Italian
Factbooks
Embassy Program
OOC (Actual political opinions here)
Now it's time... For a change.

Stanierian News Broadcasting: Undergoing serious retconning. Please wait. Sneak peek: Set two years in the future, post Sing Scaletta (Scaletta and friends will be kept around for nostalgia purposes).

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Free American Empire-
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Posts: 345
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Free American Empire- » Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:47 am

''See? The more complicated technology gets, the more vulnerable it is! Most of our robots are less vulnerable, because they are programmed only for fighting in battlefront.''
Father America


https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=951061 There are some news as well.
I have moved this nation to the Silver Commonwealth, just like Frievolk did with Asmundia, as too many people seemed to confuse the old name with new one.

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Dawetid
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Posts: 569
Founded: Jul 12, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dawetid » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:20 am

"Not surprising."
- President Quark Hsuan-doong


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Republic of Dawetid
Dávḕtʹə́d M̆jìnk̆vók
ဒးဝေႇထၢ့ဒ်းမျိန်ႇကွို့က်း
達偉特民國

ဗေႉဧာႉ၊ ငီႈလဝ်ဇဝ်ႉပျွန်းဧား?
Bē̌qā̌, ŋī̂ lav zǎvp̆ván qā́?
Your Majesty, do you want to revolt?
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  • Newly-created nation shouldn’t be allowed on the forum for a period, to complete a factbook.
  • First step of good grammar: stop using singular “they”.
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မျိန်ႇကွို့က်းသိန်မျို့န်ႇ/M̆jìnk̆vók Sinm̆jòn: 2018-12-11 | New letter in the alphabet! Letter f (ၽ) to be used officially

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Persagonia
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Posts: 211
Founded: Oct 31, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Persagonia » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:24 am

"That's tragic. I wouldn't comment on the exact nature and characteristic of the perpetrators. It's a despicable act, simply said."
- President Amir Khatami


"The Persagonian government agrees to deploy its own brigade of Ground Force soldiers to Somalia to help the Somalian government and AMISOM's efforts in fighting the Islamist terror group, Al-Shabab."
- Ettela'at News
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Federal Republic of Persagonia"Jewel of the Middle East"

After the 1979 Revolution that saw the fall of the Shah, Persagonia has re-emerged itself from the ashes of Iran. Persagonia has proven herself to be the dominant secular and democratic power in the Middle East, both politically and economically.

Ettela'at News: Persagonian and Saudi relations deteriotes even further after accusations of Persagonian support for republicanist opposition parties. Both nations are now on the verge of a Middle Eastern Cold War, said Persagonian diplomat.

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Russian Empire-
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Russian Empire- » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:45 am

''I didn't think, that I would say that, but... Go, Persagonia! Crush those Islamic wackos.''
Immortal Tsar


See the signature.

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Terra Britania
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 462
Founded: Jan 02, 2015
Father Knows Best State

Postby Terra Britania » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:52 am

"Reenacting the fall of Berlin, hm? I wonder if it's complete with tanks, shelling, rubble, and suicidal conscript charges? Maybe I'll watch it from here."
- The Author

See sig below... there's three in there, so take your pick.
♔ Kingdom of Great Britain || British Empire ♔
MT global empire set in 2018. Terra Britania is an OOC name. NS statistics are not used.
Factbooks - Overview - Canon Universe
BBC News: James IV, royal family, other high officials begin handing out sweets to trick-or-treaters in front of Buckingham Palace; Labour party leader Desmond Peterson calls king an "attention whore" in Twitter | 1st and 2nd of November officially declared bank holidays; shopping centres prepare for large customer volume | "No. China will not be allowed to join the Eurasian Union." firmly states EU spokesman, Njord Anderssen
(unofficial) Theme | Current flag waifu: Jeanne Alter, from Fate/Grand Order

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Dawetid
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Posts: 569
Founded: Jul 12, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dawetid » Tue Jan 16, 2018 5:58 am

"Finally someone knows the right thing to do."
- President Quark Hsuan-doong (on attack of Kaaba)


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Republic of Dawetid
Dávḕtʹə́d M̆jìnk̆vók
ဒးဝေႇထၢ့ဒ်းမျိန်ႇကွို့က်း
達偉特民國

ဗေႉဧာႉ၊ ငီႈလဝ်ဇဝ်ႉပျွန်းဧား?
Bē̌qā̌, ŋī̂ lav zǎvp̆ván qā́?
Your Majesty, do you want to revolt?
  • Discord server
  • Me (20xx, decolorized)
  • 2018.11.17 Greatest shame in history – we will never forget
  • kill me, please
  • I sometimes like to be alone, but not like to be lonely.
  • Newly-created nation shouldn’t be allowed on the forum for a period, to complete a factbook.
  • First step of good grammar: stop using singular “they”.
  • Image source
မျိန်ႇကွို့က်းသိန်မျို့န်ႇ/M̆jìnk̆vók Sinm̆jòn: 2018-12-11 | New letter in the alphabet! Letter f (ၽ) to be used officially

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Elvectica
Diplomat
 
Posts: 531
Founded: Sep 11, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Elvectica » Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:08 am

"You see, this is why protests cause nothing but trouble. The people don't deserve a voice"
-Her ESTEEMED Majesty Queen Marianne Bordeaux the II of Imperial Elvectica


See link in siggy
Last edited by Elvectica on Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:08 am, edited 1 time in total.

Factbooks are not used. Just use NS stats or something lol | recovering from a big ass hiatus | art/flag thing by me.

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Stanier
Envoy
 
Posts: 264
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Stanier » Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:12 am

"What a f***in' mess, can't just somebody shoot the broad and end this bulls***?" - Don Sing Scaletta


Look at my Sig.
Undergoing retconning.
Call me Lima
NS stats are used, except when contradicted by yours truly in the factbooks
Slowly learning Italian
Factbooks
Embassy Program
OOC (Actual political opinions here)
Now it's time... For a change.

Stanierian News Broadcasting: Undergoing serious retconning. Please wait. Sneak peek: Set two years in the future, post Sing Scaletta (Scaletta and friends will be kept around for nostalgia purposes).

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Free American Empire-
Envoy
 
Posts: 345
Founded: Oct 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Free American Empire- » Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:12 am

''Good luck, Marianne. I don't really like monarchy- the fate of British crown proves that, but at least you are better than that liberal Adecyn, who is more like a political figurehead, and celebrity, and parliament does the job, that is supposed to be monarch's!''
Father America

AN: ''May you not connect to internet back so soon.''
Father America



https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=951061 There
Last edited by Free American Empire- on Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:15 am, edited 1 time in total.
I have moved this nation to the Silver Commonwealth, just like Frievolk did with Asmundia, as too many people seemed to confuse the old name with new one.

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Hazukenia
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Posts: 173
Founded: Jun 30, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Hazukenia » Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:20 am

Both: My, oh my!

On the evening of 5 January 2018, three Hakuzens were killed in arson attack in the Hazukenopolis suburb of Kehakho. 21-year old dental student Ozigel Fekkyr of Tambrel, Folo has been arrested in his home and is currently being suspected as the arsonist from eye-witness accounts. If found guilty, he will face the death sentence and will be hung on Saturday morning, the 13th of January.
Hail Hazuken! Long may he live! Hazuken nioh! K'nea zijow ino!

This nation was based on several autocracies and a few democracies. NS stats are not representative of my actual views.
Likes to laze around in Forum 7

The Hakuzens' Paper
HAZUKEN RECOVERS FROM STROKE, LONG MAY HE LIVE!

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Persagonia
Envoy
 
Posts: 211
Founded: Oct 31, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Persagonia » Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:49 am

"Now, let's hope the hanging won't be a public one. Reminds me of certain nations in our world and region..."
- President and National Chief Amir Khatami


"Inflation rates drop to 4.2% as of January 2018 after last years' 5.8%. One of the lowest country's history with the highest inflation rate being 34% in 1979 after the Iranian Revolution. The future looks promising, said a Persagonian economist from the University of Tehran."
- Ettela'at Finance News
Last edited by Persagonia on Tue Jan 16, 2018 6:50 am, edited 1 time in total.
Federal Republic of Persagonia"Jewel of the Middle East"

After the 1979 Revolution that saw the fall of the Shah, Persagonia has re-emerged itself from the ashes of Iran. Persagonia has proven herself to be the dominant secular and democratic power in the Middle East, both politically and economically.

Ettela'at News: Persagonian and Saudi relations deteriotes even further after accusations of Persagonian support for republicanist opposition parties. Both nations are now on the verge of a Middle Eastern Cold War, said Persagonian diplomat.

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Darysopelagia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Dec 07, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Darysopelagia » Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:21 am

“Sounds good for them.”
-Her Imperial Majesty, Queen-Empress Umiko Kitiara Hirohito
See signature as well.
Last edited by Darysopelagia on Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:22 am, edited 1 time in total.
❂ The Deep Sea Pacific Empire of Darysopelagia ❂

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