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Skylus
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500 Monkeys Genocide Thread

Postby Skylus » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:12 am

There's been a monkey thread, IPhone thread, bear thread, and countless others.

You know the drill, each monkey dies a horrible (or nice) death and you get to choose how they die.

One monkey per post for now.


Monkey #500 died from aids.
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Crysuko
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Postby Crysuko » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:13 am

Money #499 was purged
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Kelinfort wrote:
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This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

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Chuukango
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Postby Chuukango » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:14 am

Monkey #498 died of aids because monkey #500 donated blood which was then given to #498.
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The Republic of Christiandom
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Postby The Republic of Christiandom » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:14 am

Monkey #497 was shot dead by a Stormtrooper Squad
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tl;dr: Christenized Imperium of Man at start of Great Crusade lead by a normal human instead of a psyker.
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Rykil
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Postby Rykil » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:15 am

Monkey 496 was beaten to death with a 39 and a half foot long pole.
I do not use stats.
Look at this first.

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Novus Maryland
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Postby Novus Maryland » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:18 am

Monkey 495 died after a long battle with rectal cancer.
You were expecting a sig, but it was me, DIO!

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The New California Republic
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Postby The New California Republic » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:18 am

Monkey #494 escaped a lab and was crushed under an 18-wheeler on the freeway.
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The Republic of Christiandom
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Postby The Republic of Christiandom » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:19 am

Monkey 493 was pitched out of an airlock.
NEWS:
Imam Farfour leased for limited time courtesy of Persagonia--Victory over Atkemri!

According to https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018 this: Tech:6 | Arcane:0 | Influence:7
My shoddy and badly written Factbooks:
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_republic_of_christiandom/detail=factbook
Embassy program:https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=432574
tl;dr: Christenized Imperium of Man at start of Great Crusade lead by a normal human instead of a psyker.
Yes, this represents(some of) my IRL views.

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Auphelia
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Postby Auphelia » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:20 am

Monkey #492 died after being ritually sacrificed by the remaining monkeys to appease their gods in hope of ending the genocide.
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Postby The Republic of Christiandom » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:23 am

Auphelia wrote:Monkey #492 died after being ritually sacrificed by the remaining monkeys to appease their gods in hope of ending the genocide.


Monkey 491 was struck dead by the monkey gods because they were unhappy with the sacrifice.
Last edited by The Republic of Christiandom on Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:24 am, edited 1 time in total.
NEWS:
Imam Farfour leased for limited time courtesy of Persagonia--Victory over Atkemri!

According to https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018 this: Tech:6 | Arcane:0 | Influence:7
My shoddy and badly written Factbooks:
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_republic_of_christiandom/detail=factbook
Embassy program:https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=432574
tl;dr: Christenized Imperium of Man at start of Great Crusade lead by a normal human instead of a psyker.
Yes, this represents(some of) my IRL views.

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The New California Republic
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Postby The New California Republic » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:25 am

Monkey #490 was one of the monkey gods that fell from monkey heaven and landed on concrete.
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Postby Holy Tedalonia » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:31 am

Monkey #489 died in battle with a holy crusade of sea turtles, and failed to defend the holy land.
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Grand Adruvain
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Postby Grand Adruvain » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:46 am

Monkey #488 tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip,
Big iron on his hip
Grand Adruvain is an alternate United Kingdom, where even in the 21st century it is Imperialistic.
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Postby Rykil » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:14 am

Monkey 487 was killed by friendly fire in WWII.
I do not use stats.
Look at this first.

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Postby Rykil » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:14 am

Monkey 487 was killed by friendly fire in WWII.
I do not use stats.
Look at this first.

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The New California Republic
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Postby The New California Republic » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:16 am

Monkey #486 spied for the USSR, but was captured and sentenced to death.
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Postby Chuukango » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:16 am

Monkey 485 got confused about which number monkey he was and fell out of a highrise.
Last edited by Chuukango on Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:17 am, edited 1 time in total.
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The Republic of Christiandom
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Postby The Republic of Christiandom » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:28 am

Chuukango wrote:Monkey 485 got confused about which number monkey he was and fell out of a highrise.

Monkey 484 was struck by Monkey 484 as he fell down.
NEWS:
Imam Farfour leased for limited time courtesy of Persagonia--Victory over Atkemri!

According to https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018 this: Tech:6 | Arcane:0 | Influence:7
My shoddy and badly written Factbooks:
https://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_republic_of_christiandom/detail=factbook
Embassy program:https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=432574
tl;dr: Christenized Imperium of Man at start of Great Crusade lead by a normal human instead of a psyker.
Yes, this represents(some of) my IRL views.

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Postby Charmera » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:31 am

Monkey 483 summoned the Deamon Lord Gezzaborath the Terrible to this paltry mortal plane and his soul was devoured for his hubris.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:And here, we see a wild Shittonicus Charactericus, coloquially known as Charmera, in its natural habitat. It seems to be displaying behavior expected from one of its kind, producing numerous characters and juggling them with its front paws.

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Postby Soviet Koreya » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:34 am

Monkey 482 tried to cross the road with an invisibility cloak on.
If I weren't lazy, something clever would be here.
Hold on.
I've got this.

My tree puns really stick with people.
Wow. That was hard.

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Skylus
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Postby Skylus » Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:45 am

Monkey # 481 died to Ganon.
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Hazukenia
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Postby Hazukenia » Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:49 am

Monkey #480 got his tail ripped off and bled to death.
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Holy Tedalonia
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Postby Holy Tedalonia » Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:52 am

Monkey #479 died from a chimpanzee riot.
Otho Tedgustus President Esteemed of Holy Tedalonia.

FACTBOOK
Status based off index:
Tier: 7
Level: 0
Type: 6
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
NS Stats don't matter | warning leader does not represent everyone's attitude | Massive Update in progress, gist is a succession of power is about to happen. Q&A about Holy Tedalonia and more

Name: Ted
Ideology: Capitalism
Political Compass: Social Libertarian for some reason
Race: Vampire
Political Side: Right
Favorite Senator: Ted Cruz (Ted's have to help out Ted's)
Status: Ill from the plague known as "the common cold".
Religion: a Pious Christian (although that doesn't stop me from RPing against good every now and then)

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Hazukenia
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Postby Hazukenia » Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:53 am

Monkey #478 flew his plane into a mountainside on accident.
This nation was based on several unnamed dictatorships. NS stats are not representative of my actual views.

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Postby Democratic Exodian Territories » Tue Jan 09, 2018 10:06 am

Monkey #477 tried to swim in lava
"God bless this dank, beautiful nation. From Meme to shining Meme!"

-Governor William Shang

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Against the evils of communism, socialism, and fascism. Let the fruits of capitalism's labor be forever bountiful!

Pro: Trump, Israel, Life, Capitalism, Racial Equality, Gender Equality, Gun Rights, Christianity, Interventionism

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A small, PMT island-archipelago nation with neoconservative views and an economy heavily based on dank Memes, aquaculture, and arms manufacturing.

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Factbooks unreliable, forum posts reliable

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A Tier 6.5, Level 2.5, Type 4 Civilization

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