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The 1000+ Monkeys Genocide Thread

Postby Skylus » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:12 am

4-2-18
EDIT: We are now over 1000 monkey deaths. I applaud all of you - title changed to reflect this.

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3-23-18
EDIT: There are now close to 1,000 monkey deaths, as this is well past 500, I have changed the title.

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There's been a monkey thread, IPhone thread, bear thread, and countless others.

You know the drill, each monkey dies a horrible (or nice) death and you get to choose how they die.

One monkey per post for now.


Monkey #500 died from aids.
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Postby Crysuko » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:13 am

Money #499 was purged
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Postby Chuukango » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:14 am

Monkey #498 died of aids because monkey #500 donated blood which was then given to #498.
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Postby The Republic of Christiandom » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:14 am

Monkey #497 was shot dead by a Stormtrooper Squad
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Postby Rykil » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:15 am

Monkey 496 was beaten to death with a 39 and a half foot long pole.
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Postby Novus Maryland » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:18 am

Monkey 495 died after a long battle with rectal cancer.
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Postby The New California Republic » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:18 am

Monkey #494 escaped a lab and was crushed under an 18-wheeler on the freeway.
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Postby The Republic of Christiandom » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:19 am

Monkey 493 was pitched out of an airlock.
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Postby Auphelia » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:20 am

Monkey #492 died after being ritually sacrificed by the remaining monkeys to appease their gods in hope of ending the genocide.
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Postby The Republic of Christiandom » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:23 am

Auphelia wrote:Monkey #492 died after being ritually sacrificed by the remaining monkeys to appease their gods in hope of ending the genocide.


Monkey 491 was struck dead by the monkey gods because they were unhappy with the sacrifice.
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Postby The New California Republic » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:25 am

Monkey #490 was one of the monkey gods that fell from monkey heaven and landed on concrete.
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Postby Holy Tedalonia » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:31 am

Monkey #489 died in battle with a holy crusade of sea turtles, and failed to defend the holy land.
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Postby Grand Adruvain » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:46 am

Monkey #488 tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip,
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Postby Rykil » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:14 am

Monkey 487 was killed by friendly fire in WWII.
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Postby Rykil » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:14 am

Monkey 487 was killed by friendly fire in WWII.
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Postby The New California Republic » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:16 am

Monkey #486 spied for the USSR, but was captured and sentenced to death.
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Postby Chuukango » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:16 am

Monkey 485 got confused about which number monkey he was and fell out of a highrise.
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Postby The Republic of Christiandom » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:28 am

Chuukango wrote:Monkey 485 got confused about which number monkey he was and fell out of a highrise.

Monkey 484 was struck by Monkey 484 as he fell down.
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Monkey 483 summoned the Deamon Lord Gezzaborath the Terrible to this paltry mortal plane and his soul was devoured for his hubris.
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Postby Soviet Koreya » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:34 am

Monkey 482 tried to cross the road with an invisibility cloak on.
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Postby Skylus » Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:45 am

Monkey # 481 died to Ganon.
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Postby Hazukenia » Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:49 am

Monkey #480 got his tail ripped off and bled to death.
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Postby Holy Tedalonia » Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:52 am

Monkey #479 died from a chimpanzee riot.
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Postby Hazukenia » Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:53 am

Monkey #478 flew his plane into a mountainside on accident.
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Monkey #477 tried to swim in lava
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