Anyone can be President! Alternate US Presidential Election

[Arlenton]

I call on my liberal colleagues to join the Coalition--we cannot win without your support.

I am going to ask for a recount in Pennsylvania

All close states will be recounted tomorrow.

[Arlenton]

I am going to ask for a recount in Pennsylvania

very well. As will I in CT, NJ, and NY

NY wasn’t even close.

[United Massachusetts]

very well. As will I in CT, NJ, and NY

NY wasn’t even close.

aw...

[Bruke]

you never know, he was a real piece of work, to put it mildly.

"It is time for the Democratic Party to get out of the shadow of States Rights.."

Oh I thought you said Wallace! My bad.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

I was kinda hoping Silly would come out of nowhere and win a state or two.

Somehow.

[Arlenton]

After recounts in CT, DE, PA, OK, GA, and NV, all election night calls have determined to be correct, though Cheney has won CT with only 44 votes. Abryl is expected to be the winner when the Electoral College convenes.

[Helowi]

I was kinda hoping Silly would come out of nowhere and win a state or two.

Somehow.

#ImpeachAbrylElectSilly

[United Massachusetts]

After recounts in CT, DE, PA, OK, GA, and NV, all election night calls have determined to be correct, though Cheney has won CT with only 44 votes. Abryl is expected to be the winner when the Electoral College convenes.

Give me a day to do something.

[Greater vakolicci haven]

Exerpt from a speech given by Vincent Abryl, Tampa, Florida

"My friends, my fellow Americans, people of this great and bountiful nation, I thank you!
Today, we made a choice that will live on in history. We fought division, we fought against those who wish to tear our great nation apart, and those who wish to play on race and social class to win votes. We fought the fight for America, ladies and gentlemen, and we won!
To my fellow candidates for president, I ask those who wish to try and forge rival coalitions why? We agree on many issues, and though we may not agree on literally everything their is in politics...I wager you I agree with you on something. Let's talk, because talking is my second favourite thing to do...behind doing, of course; perhaps their is a place for you in the cabinet of a united America. A cabinet which works not for the good of one small minority, but for the good of all Americans."

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

I was kinda hoping Silly would come out of nowhere and win a state or two.

Somehow.

#ImpeachAbrylElectSilly

CBS: #ImpeachAbrylElectSilly trending on twitter


Speech

"Well, we tried. Good job Abryl!"

[The Xenopolis Confederation]

Vikström's Concession Speech:
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight the American people have spoken. Thry have chosen to elect a competent leader who values the freedom of the individual and the need for state and local autonomy. I support Abryl as president and have no doubt in her ability to lead our country to prosperity. I thank everyone who supported our campaign whether through money, through word of mouth or through the ballot, and I look forward to seeing you all in four years. Good night.