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BearDog or DogBear?

Postby Etats confederes d Amerique » Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:23 pm

Links: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... -face.html

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/15/people-ca ... r-7163277/

http://www.ladbible.com/news/viral-anim ... g-20171217

Op: at first I thought it was just a photoshop job but then as I read further I noticed it might be real and that it was found wondering the streets in Russian and is now in a shelter. Could this be a hybrid breed illegally by breeders, created in a lab, or a mutation by radioactive substances somewhere in Russia?
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Postby Arlenton » Sun Dec 17, 2017 10:27 pm

It’s says it’s a dog, mix between a chow chow and some sort of long nosed breed. Not a mutant at all.
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Postby Kenmoria » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:28 am

I would apply an irresponsible breeding program here, a mix between three of four dog breeds could probably create this sort of thing quite easily. Created in a lab would be slightly futile for one of the biggest nations in the world to release their product into the wild. Also, the radioactive theory just doesn't work considering that radiation doesn't create creatures like this, it just causes cancer and skin disorders.
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Postby Cetacea » Mon Dec 18, 2017 1:44 am

so was is this any more irresponsible than any other dog breed? We already have narrowheaded pitbulls, Dachshund and chihuahuas. Hell even the German shepherd has a sloped back and bad hipjoints
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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Mon Dec 18, 2017 1:52 am

A bear and a dog in a weather balloon were struck by lightning while travelling through swamp gas. This is my explanation, and probably the most plausible. Aliens most definitely not involved!
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Postby New haven america » Mon Dec 18, 2017 2:25 am

Yeah... That's a dog alright.
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Postby Darksworth » Mon Dec 18, 2017 2:31 am

Now that's a dog I'd like to guard my house with~~
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Postby Immoren » Mon Dec 18, 2017 2:46 am

Looks quite lively for extinct creature.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Mon Dec 18, 2017 4:30 am

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Postby The New California Republic » Mon Dec 18, 2017 4:34 am

That is most definitely a DogDog.

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Postby Purpelia » Mon Dec 18, 2017 4:35 am

Cetacea wrote:so was is this any more irresponsible than any other dog breed? We already have narrowheaded pitbulls, Dachshund and chihuahuas. Hell even the German shepherd has a sloped back and bad hipjoints

The article alleges (without any proof or reasoning I might add) that the reason it was abandoned on the streets is that it's not a proper pure breed and that therefore those that bread it were irresponsible.
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Postby Des-Bal » Mon Dec 18, 2017 6:33 am

Cetacea wrote:so was is this any more irresponsible than any other dog breed? We already have narrowheaded pitbulls, Dachshund and chihuahuas. Hell even the German shepherd has a sloped back and bad hipjoints

The idea is that they sold the dog as a purebred puppy and when it grew up and the owners realized they'd been had they released it.
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Postby Minoa » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:08 am

Is it possibly a fox? :unsure:
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Postby Sovaal » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:20 am

Dog. Just a shaggy one.
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:55 am

Purpelia wrote:
Cetacea wrote:so was is this any more irresponsible than any other dog breed? We already have narrowheaded pitbulls, Dachshund and chihuahuas. Hell even the German shepherd has a sloped back and bad hipjoints

The article alleges (without any proof or reasoning I might add) that the reason it was abandoned on the streets is that it's not a proper pure breed and that therefore those that bread it were irresponsible.


The only dogs that should be bread are hot dogs.
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Postby Sovaal » Mon Dec 18, 2017 7:57 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Purpelia wrote:The article alleges (without any proof or reasoning I might add) that the reason it was abandoned on the streets is that it's not a proper pure breed and that therefore those that bread it were irresponsible.


The only dogs that should be bread are hot dogs.

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Postby Purpelia » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:06 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Purpelia wrote:The article alleges (without any proof or reasoning I might add) that the reason it was abandoned on the streets is that it's not a proper pure breed and that therefore those that bread it were irresponsible.


The only dogs that should be bread are hot dogs.

Why must you bring the american corruption of proper European sausage into this?
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.


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Postby Sovaal » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:07 am

Purpelia wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
The only dogs that should be bread are hot dogs.

Why must you bring the american corruption of proper European sausage into this?

I'll have you know that jalapeno-cheddar hot dogs are delicious.
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:11 am

Purpelia wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
The only dogs that should be bread are hot dogs.

Why must you bring the american corruption of proper European sausage into this?


You made a typo, I just brought it to a punny conclusion.
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Postby Purpelia » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:30 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Purpelia wrote:Why must you bring the american corruption of proper European sausage into this?


You made a typo, I just brought it to a punny conclusion.

Oh, I did not notice. English is not my first language so I take what ever spelling Firefox autosuggests for me.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.


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Postby Thaioggdol » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:31 am

It's obviously neither

It's obviously a MAN-BEAR-PIG
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Postby Purpelia » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:32 am

The saddest part of the story is that the actual dog is really really cute. Like I don't even like dogs much (am a cat person) but I'd take that thing into my home any day.
Purpelia does not reflect my actual world views. In fact, the vast majority of Purpelian cannon is meant to shock and thus deliberately insane. I just like playing with the idea of a country of madmen utterly convinced that everyone else are the barbarians. So play along or not but don't ever think it's for real.


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Postby Holy Tedalonia » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:36 am

It's called fake news :p
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Postby Old Varegia » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:39 am

Whatever it is, it's a beautiful creature.
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Postby Holy Tedalonia » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:39 am

Thaioggdol wrote:It's obviously neither

It's obviously a MAN-BEAR-PIG

My god, your right!
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