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Absurd Ideas Thread

Postby Estlobies » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:59 pm

As with most good thread concepts, this one is fairly simple; all you have to do is throw out any sort of absurd idea. It could be psychotic, grotesque, immoral, or just plain dumb. All I ask is that you abide by the rules of NationStates and Forum Seven.
I'll start; here's an example or two of what I mean here. The next nation can either use the AN's premise for a similar absurd idea, or offer a new one entirely.

Example:
Nation A - "Instead of using special equipment to cauterize wounds, maybe doctors could do so with CFL light bulbs."

Nation B - "We could also throw light bulbs at people's heads when it is clear that they've got an idea."
or, alternatively,
Nation B - "Maybe we could child-proof knives by making handles and sheaths that make them look like carrots."
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Postby Myfanwyski » Tue Dec 19, 2017 3:26 am

Invite Kim Jong-un to Crufts followed by a meal

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Postby Ephaestia » Tue Dec 19, 2017 3:33 am

Shoot tomahawks instead of fireworks during new year celebrations.

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Postby NOOB LAND » Tue Dec 19, 2017 3:38 am

Using a plague to 'clense' humanity

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Militant anarchs
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Postby Militant anarchs » Tue Dec 19, 2017 3:40 am

To drain water from a sinking boat drill a hole in the bottom to let the water out.

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Militant anarchs
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Postby Militant anarchs » Tue Dec 19, 2017 3:42 am

when your watch brakes write down the time so you know when it broke.

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Postby Militant anarchs » Tue Dec 19, 2017 3:43 am

take a rocking chair with you if you suffer from sea sickness

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Postby -Ocelot- » Tue Dec 19, 2017 3:49 am

Drain the oceans to combat future rising sea levels. Store the excess water in gigantic vertical desalination plant complexes in barren regions, such as in Siberia, Finland, China, the US etc.

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Cupofchar
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Postby Cupofchar » Tue Dec 19, 2017 4:41 am

Is dognapping going out for a takeaway in korea? - bit close to to bone?(groan)- apologies to anybody a touch offended

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Postby Stiltball » Tue Dec 19, 2017 3:54 pm

just to put an image in your mind

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Postby Novo Razcon » Tue Dec 19, 2017 3:56 pm

Assassinate the 12 guys running the Supreme Authority

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Postby Pax Nerdvana » Tue Dec 19, 2017 4:00 pm

Open a portal to Mars in the ocean. The water being teleported to Mars would finally allow the Curiosity rover to finally find evidence of liquid water on Mars.
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Postby Destructive Government Economic System » Tue Dec 19, 2017 4:02 pm

Start believing that you can make a difference by voting for your favorite political candidate.
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Postby Myfanwyski » Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:35 am

Fox news and other highly politicised news channels coming to a fair and considered opinion/conclusion

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Postby Okstovskaya » Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:42 am

Let North Korea nuke Guam, or even San Francisco?
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Postby Myfanwyski » Wed Dec 20, 2017 11:58 am

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Postby Northeast American Federation » Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:01 pm

Start a global thermonuclear war in order to counter the effects of global warming with a nuclear winter.
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Postby Destructive Government Economic System » Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:04 pm

Destroy the Moon so that a bunch of little mini-Moons will end up circling the Earth.
"All I wish is to see the world burn."
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(By the way, the DGES is a servant to DEAREST LEADER of Psychotic Dictatorships.)
Just your typical guy who wants to have fun. Don't take this nation seriously,
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I DO NOT use NS stats!
Keshiland literally wrote:I would give it a no. A country that lies about how free, or how great, or how humanitarian it is can never be developed. Example, NK lies and says they are democratic and are not, the US lies and says we are free yet we incarcerate millions for a medical plant. See we are basically a larger more populated North Korea.


ALSO, READ THIS!

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Postby Pax Nerdvana » Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:08 pm

Destroy the sun so roadbuilding will be cheaper.
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Postby Ther Sul Citzpacia » Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:54 pm

maybe not an idea - just wondering

Does the Donald or l'il Rockit Man look more like the man in the moon? I think both have elements of it - come to thatso did 'Call me Dave' Cameron

and


why wasn't Tony Bliar called Tony Camera-on since he's always on the box?
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Postby Merendia » Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:58 pm

Mine the whole earth to accelerate global warming just so "we can get it done and over with."

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Postby Sugrastan » Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:10 pm

Wipe out humanity and all our accomplishments. That way there's nothing heating up the planet more than normal.
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Postby Kadur » Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:13 pm

Pax Nerdvana wrote:Open a portal to Mars in the ocean. The water being teleported to Mars would finally allow the Curiosity rover to finally find evidence of liquid water on Mars.
Note:
This comes from What If? by Randall Munroe, an excellent read for those of us who have an inner mad scientist.

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Postby Vaquas » Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:15 pm

Elect Kamala Harris in 2020.
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Postby Iebrelara » Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:15 pm

Drink hand sanitizer after every meal to keep bacteria away and seriously cleanse your pallet.
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