To whom it may concern,
Tonight, a release of Nuclear Material from North Impelande Power Station occured, killing anyone in a 1 mile radius. The total of deaths, tallied by the Department for Energy, in coalition with the Department for the Environment, is estimated to be 536 and rising. Impelande General Hospital is overflowing. The power station has been made safe, and the public has nothing to worry about, we assure you.
His Excellence Grand Duke Luuk Van Aken
