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Equestria and Griffon
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Founded: Dec 15, 2014
New York Times Democracy

Destroy the Thing Above

Postby Equestria and Griffon » Sun Nov 26, 2017 5:51 pm

Based off Destroy the Picture,but since pic spam is banned we'll go with this.



For Example:


Equestria:

Murdoc Niccals.

Eggstan:

A blinding light.

Eggstain:

Probably the dark,I dunno.

Antimonitor:

A lightswitch.

Jacksmemes:

A strong electric current.

2D2D:

Pliers.

Have fun,and remember: Don't make it too dirty!
I'm a living shitpost.

PONIES UNITE!!!

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Myfanwyski
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Founded: Aug 12, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Myfanwyski » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:40 am

I will take it The thing that I have to destroy is

That you're a living shit post

now then lets start with plenty of toilet paper, a toilet that flushes and a hosepipe to stick up your nether regions - to cleanse.

now that leaves a nice clean post - and a for sale sign with a price tag of 1 euro should do trick.


Now I want to dispose of the contents of a wheely bin that wasn't collected last time and is rather sniffy.

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Myfanwyski
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Founded: Aug 12, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Myfanwyski » Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:04 am

oh! they were on strike and after negotiations resolve the dispute - and they cleared the backlog. Cheers mediators.


The unknown 'thing above' sounds like it needs destroying- so how do you get rid of something unknown (or is it just unidentified?)

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-The Vaktovian Empire-
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Founded: Nov 09, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby -The Vaktovian Empire- » Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:17 am

Myfanwyski wrote:oh! they were on strike and after negotiations resolve the dispute - and they cleared the backlog. Cheers mediators.


The unknown 'thing above' sounds like it needs destroying- so how do you get rid of something unknown (or is it just unidentified?)

Supernova bomb.



Ajit Pai?
THE VAKTOVIAN EMPIRE
”Mankind has grown strong in eternal struggles and it will only perish through eternal peace.”
-Adolf Hitler
|The Autarch, Lord Ferrok Vonstein |

[The Vaktovian Report]  Retirement thrown off a cliff.Interventionist barbaric countries at all time high, emergency rally of the state has been called by Autarch.|| YouTube is facing the fury of the Vaktovian people with the assassination of the Company’s CEO for demonetization. ||


Factbooks are the mater race! Gas the NS stats!
Alien World: Survival RP feel free to join if you like.
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Myfanwyski
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Founded: Aug 12, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Myfanwyski » Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:10 pm

Ajit Pai - well if he's on the 'democratic' side of the argument- no doubt Trump is gunning for him.


ice

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-The Vaktovian Empire-
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby -The Vaktovian Empire- » Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:24 pm

Myfanwyski wrote:Ajit Pai - well if he's on the 'democratic' side of the argument- no doubt Trump is gunning for him.


ice

Blowtorch.



Hmmmm....Feminism/islamism?
THE VAKTOVIAN EMPIRE
”Mankind has grown strong in eternal struggles and it will only perish through eternal peace.”
-Adolf Hitler
|The Autarch, Lord Ferrok Vonstein |

[The Vaktovian Report]  Retirement thrown off a cliff.Interventionist barbaric countries at all time high, emergency rally of the state has been called by Autarch.|| YouTube is facing the fury of the Vaktovian people with the assassination of the Company’s CEO for demonetization. ||


Factbooks are the mater race! Gas the NS stats!
Alien World: Survival RP feel free to join if you like.
Q&A

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Estlobies
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Founded: Oct 21, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Estlobies » Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:27 pm

Destroyed by reasoning.

Mario Kart?
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The unofficial nuisance of F7 NS.
DEFCON 5 [4] 3 2 1
Current RP | Embassy Programme | Anti-Democracy League | Some Weird Shit
NS statistics are not to be acknowledged unless explicitly stated otherwise.

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Destructive Government Economic System
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Destructive Government Economic System » Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:30 pm

Cause Nintendo to declare bankruptcy.

My nation.
"All I wish is to see the world burn."
-The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES
(By the way, the DGES is a servant to DEAREST LEADER of Psychotic Dictatorships.)
Just your typical guy who wants to have fun. Don't take this nation seriously,
ever.
I DO NOT use NS stats!
Keshiland literally wrote:I would give it a no. A country that lies about how free, or how great, or how humanitarian it is can never be developed. Example, NK lies and says they are democratic and are not, the US lies and says we are free yet we incarcerate millions for a medical plant. See we are basically a larger more populated North Korea.


ALSO, READ THIS!

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Estlobies
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Founded: Oct 21, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Estlobies » Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:32 pm

ERROR
Such does not occur, even in a hypothetical sense.

Libertarians?
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The unofficial nuisance of F7 NS.
DEFCON 5 [4] 3 2 1
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Ghost Division
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Founded: Dec 04, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Ghost Division » Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:46 pm

Estlobies wrote:ERROR
Such does not occur, even in a hypothetical sense.

Libertarians?

An army of Trumps taking over every nation.
The Earth.
In my nation's Timeline, Erwin Rommel denounced Nazism as soon as he became immortal, which was instantly due to the effects of time travel and interdimensional travel.
The American Faithful wrote:"THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE, BORN TO COMPETE, NEVER RETREAT, GHOST DIVISION!"

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The American Faithful
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Founded: Nov 27, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby The American Faithful » Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:49 pm

Hypervelocity star

Satan?
We are a Christian theocratic republic located in North America. The current year is 2037, and our leader is President Sam Brownback. Once a hotbed of sin and filth, America has been cleansed and is reborn as a Dominion under the Lord Jesus Christ.
In God We Trust.
Factbook! | The Dominion's Q&A Thread! | The New Freedom (our constitution) | Are you an MT/PMT/FanT nation who wants to fight with or against the Dominion?
This nation is a "puppet" of Isentran
This nation is also largely based on the dystopian novel Christian Nation.
And, of course, this nation does NOT represent my real beliefs. If you really want to know who I am, here's my OOC Factbook.

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Estlobies
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Founded: Oct 21, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Estlobies » Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:51 pm

Roy Moore.

An impenetrable barrier capable of withstanding and countering all land, sea, and air attacks?
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The unofficial nuisance of F7 NS.
DEFCON 5 [4] 3 2 1
Current RP | Embassy Programme | Anti-Democracy League | Some Weird Shit
NS statistics are not to be acknowledged unless explicitly stated otherwise.

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Novo Razcon
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Founded: Nov 10, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Novo Razcon » Wed Dec 06, 2017 1:52 pm

A planet 200 times the size of the Sun crashes into the solar system, destroying everything within it.

Destroy the DGES.

D@MN IT! NINJA'D! I guess this still works.
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Dawetid
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Founded: Jul 12, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Dawetid » Wed Dec 06, 2017 2:39 pm

Armed Forces of the Republic of Dawetid.

Me?
Republic of Dawetid (English, not official language)
Dávḕtʹə́d M̆jìnk̆vók (Dawetidish, modern script)
ဒးဝေႇထၢ့ဒ်းမျိန်ႇကွို့က်း (Dawetidish, traditional script)
達偉特民國 (Chinese, official language)

The first Democratic Republic in Central Quark
It is a MT nation with the capital in Trungking and, after the founding of the Republic, there has been a revolution and two civil wars, leading to today's Third Republic.
Ask Dawetid

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Novo Razcon
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Founded: Nov 10, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Novo Razcon » Wed Dec 06, 2017 2:43 pm

Every weapon possible.

Destroy all 200 of Vaktovia's galaxies.

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Autonomous Eastern Ukraine
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Posts: 622
Founded: Nov 03, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Autonomous Eastern Ukraine » Wed Dec 06, 2017 2:46 pm

Reality Bomb

Darkseid?
I use NS stats for government but not GDP and population.
Lawful Neutral
Scored 76% Law vs Chaos and 56% Good vs Evil.

“Misdirecting your allies too? By the way those random islands don’t even have garrisons, what if the Japanese land troops? They’d destroy most of the USAAF!” - Eisenhower
"A trillion gigabytes of data, none of it useful! Though some... oddly engrossing."

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The American Faithful
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Founded: Nov 27, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby The American Faithful » Wed Dec 06, 2017 2:47 pm

The financial collapse of DC.

Nazism?
We are a Christian theocratic republic located in North America. The current year is 2037, and our leader is President Sam Brownback. Once a hotbed of sin and filth, America has been cleansed and is reborn as a Dominion under the Lord Jesus Christ.
In God We Trust.
Factbook! | The Dominion's Q&A Thread! | The New Freedom (our constitution) | Are you an MT/PMT/FanT nation who wants to fight with or against the Dominion?
This nation is a "puppet" of Isentran
This nation is also largely based on the dystopian novel Christian Nation.
And, of course, this nation does NOT represent my real beliefs. If you really want to know who I am, here's my OOC Factbook.

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Equalsun Empire
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Founded: Feb 18, 2013
Democratic Socialists

Postby Equalsun Empire » Wed Dec 06, 2017 2:51 pm

As it's an ideology, either the systematic and targeted eradication of its beliefs through the education system or the elimination of all humans on earth.

The tallest tree in the forest?
Spirit Animal of Castle Crashers


Awarded the Honourable Epicness Award for Persuasive Nuclear Weapon Placement 2015

Dogs of War wrote:While the motto of the British SAS is "Who dares wins" the motto of Equalsun's SAS is "Who cares who wins?"

17, Canadian, ENT

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Autonomous Eastern Ukraine
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Founded: Nov 03, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Autonomous Eastern Ukraine » Wed Dec 06, 2017 2:51 pm

Kirby

A sentient planet?
I use NS stats for government but not GDP and population.
Lawful Neutral
Scored 76% Law vs Chaos and 56% Good vs Evil.

“Misdirecting your allies too? By the way those random islands don’t even have garrisons, what if the Japanese land troops? They’d destroy most of the USAAF!” - Eisenhower
"A trillion gigabytes of data, none of it useful! Though some... oddly engrossing."

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Pamber13
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Founded: Dec 06, 2017
New York Times Democracy

what thing?

Postby Pamber13 » Wed Dec 06, 2017 2:54 pm

:blink:
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Former Citizens of the Nimbus System
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Founded: Jul 21, 2016
New York Times Democracy

Postby Former Citizens of the Nimbus System » Wed Dec 06, 2017 2:55 pm

Spread a rumour that the planet has vast oil reserves.

Fear itself.
Emmet: You might see a mess -
Lord Business: Exactly: a bunch of weird, dorky stuff that ruined my perfectly good stuff!
Emmet: Okay. What I see are people, inspired by each other and by you - people taking what you made and making something new out of it.

The central Nimban cultural ideal summed up in an exchange from The Lego Movie

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The American Faithful
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Corporate Police State

Postby The American Faithful » Wed Dec 06, 2017 2:55 pm

Autonomous Eastern Ukraine wrote:Kirby

A sentient planet?


Call the Guardians of the Galaxy

AN: FDR.

ISIS?
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We are a Christian theocratic republic located in North America. The current year is 2037, and our leader is President Sam Brownback. Once a hotbed of sin and filth, America has been cleansed and is reborn as a Dominion under the Lord Jesus Christ.
In God We Trust.
Factbook! | The Dominion's Q&A Thread! | The New Freedom (our constitution) | Are you an MT/PMT/FanT nation who wants to fight with or against the Dominion?
This nation is a "puppet" of Isentran
This nation is also largely based on the dystopian novel Christian Nation.
And, of course, this nation does NOT represent my real beliefs. If you really want to know who I am, here's my OOC Factbook.

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Netherspace
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Posts: 397
Founded: Oct 02, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Netherspace » Wed Dec 06, 2017 2:59 pm

Deus Vult.

The Simpsons.
"You sing of the young gods easily
In the days when you are young;
But I go smelling yew and sods,
And I know there are gods behind the gods,
Gods that are best unsung."


My main nation is Robosia, so can call me Rob. Here, have a horribly WIP factbook!
Bold means The Unknown (Chaotic Neutral)
Italics mean The Wanderer (True Neutral)
Blue means The Guardian (Lawful Neutral)
Grey means The Harvester (Lawful Neutral)

Naralka is not the leader, she is just a plot device that got out of hand.
The Anti Democracy League’s resident Lovecraftian horror

Put this in your signature if Nyaruko is a heretical disgrace to the Almighty Black Pharoah Nyarlathotep

Also, if anyone wants to organize an RP, I’m open.

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Freedom Caucus
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Posts: 104
Founded: Nov 17, 2017
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Freedom Caucus » Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:01 pm

Netherspace wrote:Deus Vult.

The Simpsons.

Memes.

Bill O'Reilly's double chin?

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Xuswaycia
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Founded: May 01, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Xuswaycia » Wed Dec 06, 2017 3:05 pm

A triple chin.

Swarm of thousands of cockroaches?
I do not use NS Stats.
Imagine a species of Fanatic Materialist Space Jellyfish, owning a heavily fortified Star Cluster, and using entire worlds as experiments.

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