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Stanier
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YN's leader switches bodies with the AN's, how they react?

Postby Stanier » Thu Nov 16, 2017 9:48 pm

Well, if you didn't understood the title, the premise of this thread is to show how would your nation's leader would react if they switched bodies with the AN's leader, the situation can be anything you want, ranging from just waking up in their new body to some crazy thing regarding a mysterious glass of water, here's some examples:

A random dictatorship wrote:
*Wakes up* "Now I'm the leader of nothing, who am I gonna oppress now?" - A random dictator in the body of the leader of nothing.


A democratic nation wrote:
*She drank a magic beer that made her switch bodies with the random dictator* "Now it's the right time, I'm throwing this guy's body off a cliff! - A nutcase democrat in the body of the Random dictator.


I'll start:

"Great, I'm a f***in' control panel" - Sing Scaletta in the body of the User Control Panel
Would you like to hear about our lord and savior, Antoine "Fats" Domino?

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Willania Imperium
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Postby Willania Imperium » Thu Nov 16, 2017 9:50 pm

"Well, I better find a way to go back before things become worse. I'll call his Head Scientist."
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Kyoki Chudoku
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Postby Kyoki Chudoku » Thu Nov 16, 2017 9:52 pm

"Ugh, what....what!? The heck is this!? EXPLAIN THIS! Where's my...my me!? I'm...I'm stuck as one of those democratic idiots- wait...does that mean...did we swap....I HAVE TO STOP THEM RUINING MY COUNTRY!"

-Aozora Chiyumi, Supreme Overlady of All Reality, panicking
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Grand Britannia
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Postby Grand Britannia » Thu Nov 16, 2017 9:52 pm

"This is embarrassing and disgusting"
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Me as a good capitalist.
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Willania Imperium
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Postby Willania Imperium » Thu Nov 16, 2017 9:54 pm

"Well, as it is unpleasant to be an autocratic leader, it does mean that I can democratize! I'll have my council called immediately."
~Emperor Augustus Willanius

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Postby Stanier » Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:01 pm

*Sees himself on a mirror* "You gotta be kidding me!, I look like a goddamn cartoon!" - Sing Scaletta on the body of Augustus Willanius.
Would you like to hear about our lord and savior, Antoine "Fats" Domino?

This nation uses almost all NSStats, except for the automobile industry one.
If my Italian's broken, blame Google Traductor, cazzo.
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Q&A: #askthescalettaadministration
Want a embassy?, fill the application form and submit it: Stanierian Embassy Program
Vito is Sing's grandfather, not his father, get your facts in order

Stanierian News Broadcasting: Aiko Suzuki's at it again, now stuck on an air vent on the Blue House, a unit from the Tahoma Fire Department was dispatched to help the stunad AI to get down.

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Postby Victorious Decepticons » Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:05 pm

Stanier wrote:*Sees himself on a mirror* "You gotta be kidding me!, I look like a goddamn cartoon!" - Sing Scaletta on the body of Augustus Willanius.

It's...it's...biological...
*Shoots self, hoping his automatic mind-transfer-upon-fatality protocol still works and that he'll end up in one of his proper, spare, robotic forms*
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Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


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Postby Freed Lymonia » Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:10 pm

"NANI!?... Wait my people need me!"
Doobengert wrote:*hic*
lots of people died
*cough and then hiccup, then drinks more out of his empty bottle*
war
*hiccup*
more war
Boom, Lymonia
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Postby Willania Imperium » Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:14 pm

"Hopefully, his people are smart enough to create a mind replacement machine for me to use."
~Emperor Augustus Willanius

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Postby Zitravgrad » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:22 am

"Great... I hope Augustus is alright with all the head pain and all the medications."
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky

Meanwhile...
"Sir... this is only the fourth injection... get back here!"
- Dr. Feodora Alexievna Miroslavskaya, trying to hold her husband's body in place
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Postby PlanetaryofAlAndalus » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:26 am

go back to bed and hope I wake up back in my Kingdom.

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Postby Zwitserland » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:35 am

No idea, there's no pictures in the factbook.

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Postby Willania Imperium » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:37 am

"Magic, huh? Let's see. You mostly say some magic words and you do something. Kcab em Dnes!"
~Emperor Augustus Willanius
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Postby Higher Japan » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:38 am

"I'll just shoot myself and wake up again and kill them in my body."-AI Empress Akichi Hachirou
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"Hmmm.... wait... imagine what I can do while it lasts." *crackles maniacally* "I'm going to shut down everything, of course!"
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Postby The Hexagon Industries » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:53 am

"Agh, my head... what the-- Holy Zephos, what the hell is going on?! I'm in the body of an impure specimen!"

- The High Seer

The Hexagon Industries
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Illia is the name of the country.
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Postby Willania Imperium » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:53 am

"Well, it seems to me I've created the first android avatar. Now, time to update. It'll be a nice gift for them."
~Emperor Augustus Willanius

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Postby Arthropol » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:57 am

Willania Imperium wrote:"Well, it seems to me I've created the first android avatar. Now, time to update. It'll be a nice gift for them."
~Emperor Augustus Willanius


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Postby Willania Imperium » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:04 am

"Holy crap! I'm a... a woman! Hey, I look good! No, no! I have to get out and be back in my body!"
~Emperor Augustus Willanius

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Zitravgrad
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Postby Zitravgrad » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:06 am

"Not again..."
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky

Meanwhile...
".........yes........ there are still some pills you haven't taken."
- Dr. Feodora Alexievna Miroslavskaya
Last edited by Zitravgrad on Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:08 am, edited 2 times in total.
Zitravgrad (Зитравград) is a PMT technocratic socialist nation situated upon an eternally snowing post-nuclear war wasteland, in an anachronistic parallel universe in which many technologies are introduced decades earlier than RL, yet has the social, cultural and political atmosphere of Europe after Congress of Vienna.
Providenska's Herald: The Director of the Oprichnina made his first public appearance, less than 30 seconds behind the staffs of the Chairman's Office, "It is the thought that counts." says the Director.
Q&A here. Ask us anything! Election for next Chairperson: Dec 2018/FT Puppet: Martian Technocratic State of Zitravgrad
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Postby Gaozu » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:08 am

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Postby Deutschen Demokratischen Republic » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:08 am

"H-Heilige Scheiße! ....Was zum Teufel? ...This isn't good.... Oh my god if what I think has happened, happened then some obviously democracy lover is in my body! ...That doesn't sound right... Regardless I must stop him from destroying my country!" - Minister of State Security Beatrix Brehme
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Higher Japan
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Postby Higher Japan » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:09 am

"Now to collapse them from the inside."-AI Empress Akichi Hachirou
We don't use NS stats
A -0 civilization, according to this index.
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NOTICE: As of 14/10, the empress has officially been granted greater control of the government, including military and financial sectors. That is all, have a good day.

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