A random dictatorship wrote:
*Wakes up* "Now I'm the leader of nothing, who am I gonna oppress now?" - A random dictator in the body of the leader of nothing.
A democratic nation wrote:
*She drank a magic beer that made her switch bodies with the random dictator* "Now it's the right time, I'm throwing this guy's body off a cliff! - A nutcase democrat in the body of the Random dictator.
I'll start:
"Great, I'm a f***in' control panel" - Sing Scaletta in the body of the User Control Panel