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Stanier
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YN's leader switches bodies with the AN's, how they react?

Postby Stanier » Thu Nov 16, 2017 9:48 pm

Well, if you didn't understood the title, the premise of this thread is to show how would your nation's leader would react if they switched bodies with the AN's leader, the situation can be anything you want, ranging from just waking up in their new body to some crazy thing regarding a mysterious glass of water, here's some examples:

A random dictatorship wrote:
*Wakes up* "Now I'm the leader of nothing, who am I gonna oppress now?" - A random dictator in the body of the leader of nothing.

A democratic nation wrote:
*She drank a magic beer that made her switch bodies with the random dictator* "Now it's the right time, I'm throwing this guy's body off a cliff! - A nutcase democrat in the body of the Random dictator.


I'll start:

"Great, I'm a f***in' control panel" - Sing Scaletta in the body of the User Control Panel
I'm gonna retcon AU Stanier, stay tuned

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Stanierian News Broadcasting: President Scaletta returned today from Liverbanca "That was a fruitful visit and il Presidente Mega is sure to aid us on setting things with that bald guy" Scaletta said|The truth behind the new Japanese, anime-like population has been revealed, they're all AI's "Glad to see that the gene pool is still OK" a scientist said, weebs kinda disappointed.
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Willania Imperium
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Postby Willania Imperium » Thu Nov 16, 2017 9:50 pm

"Well, I better find a way to go back before things become worse. I'll call his Head Scientist."
~Emperor Augustus Willanius
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WILLANIA IMPERIUM
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Kyoki Chudoku
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kyoki Chudoku » Thu Nov 16, 2017 9:52 pm

"Ugh, what....what!? The heck is this!? EXPLAIN THIS! Where's my...my me!? I'm...I'm stuck as one of those democratic idiots- wait...does that mean...did we swap....I HAVE TO STOP THEM RUINING MY COUNTRY!"

-Aozora Chiyumi, Supreme Overlady of All Reality, panicking
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Grand Britannia
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Capitalizt

Postby Grand Britannia » Thu Nov 16, 2017 9:52 pm

"This is embarrassing and disgusting"
Member of laissez-fair right-wing worker-mistreatment brigade
Why Britannians are always late
Me as a good capitalist.
Mainland Map | "Weebs must secure the existence of anime and a future for cute aryan waifus"| IIwiki
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Willania Imperium
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Postby Willania Imperium » Thu Nov 16, 2017 9:54 pm

"Well, as it is unpleasant to be an autocratic leader, it does mean that I can democratize! I'll have my council called immediately."
~Emperor Augustus Willanius
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WILLANIA IMPERIUM
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Stanier
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Postby Stanier » Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:01 pm

*Sees himself on a mirror* "You gotta be kidding me!, I look like a goddamn cartoon!" - Sing Scaletta on the body of Augustus Willanius.
I'm gonna retcon AU Stanier, stay tuned

Call me Lima
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Stanierian News Broadcasting: President Scaletta returned today from Liverbanca "That was a fruitful visit and il Presidente Mega is sure to aid us on setting things with that bald guy" Scaletta said|The truth behind the new Japanese, anime-like population has been revealed, they're all AI's "Glad to see that the gene pool is still OK" a scientist said, weebs kinda disappointed.
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Postby Victorious Decepticons » Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:05 pm

Stanier wrote:*Sees himself on a mirror* "You gotta be kidding me!, I look like a goddamn cartoon!" - Sing Scaletta on the body of Augustus Willanius.

It's...it's...biological...
*Shoots self, hoping his automatic mind-transfer-upon-fatality protocol still works and that he'll end up in one of his proper, spare, robotic forms*
No war RPs; no open RPs.

Explosive .50 cal shells vs. Decepticons: REAL, IRL PROOF the Decepticons would laugh at them - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeVTZlNQfPA
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?
Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.
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Postby Alternate Universe Northern Ateria » Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:08 pm

“Check it...I’m a freak...”
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Freed Lymonia
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Ex-Nation

Postby Freed Lymonia » Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:10 pm

"NANI!?... Wait my people need me!"
Doobengert wrote:*hic*
lots of people died
*cough and then hiccup, then drinks more out of his empty bottle*
war
*hiccup*
more war
Boom, Lymonia
-Asheyin, More drunk than he should be
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Willania Imperium
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Postby Willania Imperium » Thu Nov 16, 2017 10:14 pm

"Hopefully, his people are smart enough to create a mind replacement machine for me to use."
~Emperor Augustus Willanius
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Con: Fascism, Radicals, (Hard) Communism, Primitive Ideas
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Libertarian: 0.19
Foreign Policy: Moderate Non-Interventionalist
Culture: Moderate Cultural Liberal
WILLANIA IMPERIUM
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Postby Zitravgrad » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:22 am

"Great... I hope Augustus is alright with all the head pain and all the medications."
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky

Meanwhile...
"Sir... this is only the fourth injection... get back here!"
- Dr. Feodora Alexievna Miroslavskaya, trying to hold her husband's body in place
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Providenska's Herald: "Tbilisia is in a cold civil war." Chairman Miroslavsky stated after meeting Ugo Shvellini, the leader of State Capitalist Movement of Tbilisia
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PlanetaryofAlAndalus
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Postby PlanetaryofAlAndalus » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:26 am

go back to bed and hope I wake up back in my Kingdom.
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Postby Zwitserland » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:35 am

No idea, there's no pictures in the factbook.
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Willania Imperium
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Postby Willania Imperium » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:37 am

"Magic, huh? Let's see. You mostly say some magic words and you do something. Kcab em Dnes!"
~Emperor Augustus Willanius
Last edited by Willania Imperium on Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:37 am, edited 1 time in total.
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If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
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Higher Japan
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Postby Higher Japan » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:38 am

"I'll just shoot myself and wake up again and kill them in my body."-AI Empress Akichi Hachirou
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Postby Eisenhurst » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:52 am

"Hmmm.... wait... imagine what I can do while it lasts." *crackles maniacally* "I'm going to shut down everything, of course!"
- August Antonius von Eisenhurst
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The Hexagon Industries
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Postby The Hexagon Industries » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:53 am

"Agh, my head... what the-- Holy Zephos, what the hell is going on?! I'm in the body of an impure specimen!"

- The High Seer
The Hexagon Industries
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Every I2 RP is canon to us. However,
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consider it non-canon.
Illia is the name of the country.
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Still confused?

Burn the heretics!
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Willania Imperium
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Postby Willania Imperium » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:53 am

"Well, it seems to me I've created the first android avatar. Now, time to update. It'll be a nice gift for them."
~Emperor Augustus Willanius
Pro: Capitalism, Socialism, Technological Advances, Science, Knowledge, Environmentalism, Cooperation, Pacifism, (Soft) Communism
Con: Fascism, Radicals, (Hard) Communism, Primitive Ideas
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Libertarian: 0.19
Foreign Policy: Moderate Non-Interventionalist
Culture: Moderate Cultural Liberal
WILLANIA IMPERIUM
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Arthropol » Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:57 am

Willania Imperium wrote:"Well, it seems to me I've created the first android avatar. Now, time to update. It'll be a nice gift for them."
~Emperor Augustus Willanius


"OH NO I'M A MALE WHYYYYYY!! I wonder what' it's like to be a male for a day??"
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Bloodshade
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bloodshade » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:02 am

"So this is how it's like being human? Damn, I feel so weak and frail. How do you people manage to survive?"
Our Leader: Ambrosia Von Carstein

Embassy! Embassy! Come get your own Embassy in Bloodshade!

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Willania Imperium
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Postby Willania Imperium » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:04 am

"Holy crap! I'm a... a woman! Hey, I look good! No, no! I have to get out and be back in my body!"
~Emperor Augustus Willanius
Pro: Capitalism, Socialism, Technological Advances, Science, Knowledge, Environmentalism, Cooperation, Pacifism, (Soft) Communism
Con: Fascism, Radicals, (Hard) Communism, Primitive Ideas
Social Liberal
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Libertarian: 0.19
Foreign Policy: Moderate Non-Interventionalist
Culture: Moderate Cultural Liberal
WILLANIA IMPERIUM
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Zitravgrad
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Postby Zitravgrad » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:06 am

"Not again..."
- Kazimir Ivanovich Miroslavsky

Meanwhile...
".........yes........ there are still some pills you haven't taken."
- Dr. Feodora Alexievna Miroslavskaya
Last edited by Zitravgrad on Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:08 am, edited 2 times in total.
"Through the Eye of Providence, Wisdom, and Strength"
Overview | OOC
Zitravgrad (Зитравград) is a PMT rising technocratic state capitalist socialist nation situated upon an eternally snowing post-nuclear war wasteland, in an anachronistic parallel universe in which many technologies are introduced decades earlier than RL, yet has the social, cultural and political atmosphere of Europe after Congress of Vienna.
Providenska's Herald: "Tbilisia is in a cold civil war." Chairman Miroslavsky stated after meeting Ugo Shvellini, the leader of State Capitalist Movement of Tbilisia
Q&A is still around. First Election: Dec 2018 Past: Imperial Zitravia Future: Martian Technocratic State of Zitravgrad Does anyone know cool map-making website? I don't have Photoshop anymore.
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Gaozu
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Ex-Nation

Postby Gaozu » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:08 am

"...I'm stuck inside two people... . How?"
- Sun
I don't have any energy for sig creation rn, I'll do it later. ;_;
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Deutschen Demokratischen Republic
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Founded: Feb 12, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Deutschen Demokratischen Republic » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:08 am

"H-Heilige Scheiße! ....Was zum Teufel? ...This isn't good.... Oh my god if what I think has happened, happened then some obviously democracy lover is in my body! ...That doesn't sound right... Regardless I must stop him from destroying my country!" - Minister of State Security Beatrix Brehme
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Higher Japan
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Founded: Oct 06, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Higher Japan » Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:09 am

"Now to collapse them from the inside."-AI Empress Akichi Hachirou
We don't use NS stats
A -0 civilization, according to this index.
Mod warning counter:
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NOTICE: As of 14/10, the empress has officially been granted greater control of the government, including military and financial sectors. That is all, have a good day.
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