Quotes of People in Your Nation MK VII

[Estainia]

Greetings and welcome, to the Quotes of People in Your Nation thread! This one, as you can tell from the fancy numeral, is the seventh edition.
Here's the last thread, for convenience: viewtopic.php?f=25&t=350926

Thanks to Allancia and all the former hosts of these threads for setting an example of how these things are meant to be set up. Now, as the title suggests, just post some things that someone in your nation has ever said. They can be political, military, or kind of random. Just post it.

As it wouldn't be the the Quotes Thread without this wonderfully drunken tradition, here are the rules of the NSQuotes Drinking Game. I've made a few additions, and feel free to post some more if need be. I'll happily put them in.
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1- whenever a patently ridiculous thing is said, drink one shot.
2- if an ad hominem, generalization, or strawman is used, drink two shots.
3- if a Bereian and a Ruridovan get into an argument, sip from a shot of whiskey and a shot of whisky.
-- if the argument involved government size, religious freedom, or gun rights, finish both shots.
4- if someone from New Frenco mentions sex, drink a shot.
-- if a Saurisian deity responds, drink two more shots.
5- if a Bojikamiian says something pertaining to past wars or national heroes, drink a shot of vodka.
-- If somebody mentions Alphonse, take a shot.
6- whenever a Kylian says anything, drink a shot of ouzo.
-- if a Kylian uses the term 'progresso' or 'Urrope'; or implies NFE to be a pedo nation, drink whole bottle of ouzo.
7- if a GWO citizen mentions world conquest, drink a shot.
-- drink two shots if they use something other than fascism to justify it.
-- drink three if Magna Polis or one of the Victors is mentioned.
-- if suicide or an atrocity is mentioned, drink a bottle of beer.
8- if a Luziycan denies that Luziyca is responsible for some atrocity, drink a can of lite beer.
-- if they then express support for those who committed said atrocity, finish the six-pack.
9- if a White Sunese mentions an Emperor or Empress, drink a glass of sake.
10- if an Auzkhian uses magic, drink a glass of beer.
-- if said magic-user is a pony, drink another.
11- have a shot for every day Wisconsin does not use a nuclear weapon on a civilian population.
-- for every nuke Wisconsin uses, take three shots.
12- whenever a Multifarian makes disparaging comments about British conservatism, drink a glass of white wine.
-- if the word 'zer' is used more than thrice, drink another; if used more than five times, drink another glass of white and a glass of red.
13- when a Imyojian says something edgy, mix a shot of vodka into a cup of coffee and drink.
14- Whenever Cornelius Maximilian or Z. Maglos speaks, drink a shot.
--Whenever you suspect a post by Estainia is a shout-out to some obscure reference none of the rest of you will get, take a shot.
15- if the fourth wall is broken, drink a glass of barley wine or hefeweizen.
-- if multiversal travel is mentioned, drink a glass of port or sherry as well.
16- whenever the diary of an Allancian soldier is mentioned, sip a shot of cheap-o wine.
-- if it is the diary of an officer or general, drink another shot.
-- if the date is mentioned, conspicuously, drink a bottle of the crap.
-- if said soldier wrote the entry shortly before a horrendous defeat, drink two bottles
17- drink a glass of near beer whenever someone posts on an alt.
18- if some random NSer posts once and never returns, drink a jug of moonshine.
19- when Stephen Jones, Julissa Hickman, Antony Belinsky, Leopold Dietkrech, Alicán Relenóris, Dennis Cromwell, Edmund Rosencrantz, or any other similar average civilian quasi-author-avatar character is brought up, finish the bottle nearest to you.
20- when the thread forgets Umbra Ac Silentium whenever a list is made, drink a whole bottle of your least favorite liquor. That'll make you remember next time.
21- Every time Multiversal Species Alliance says the words damnation, heresy, heretic or sin, you have to drink a full mug of beer.
22- Everytime Nexus talks about a Frenco or talks about theocracy, drink two shot-glasses of vodka.
23- Everytime Senyosu talks about some anime reference or borderline weaboo message, drink a glass of whatever alcoholic beverage you haven't touched in a while.
24- Everytime Weselton makes a Frozen reference, drink a glass of wine.
35- Every time Auroya makes a quote about space or space exploration, take a shot. The drink doesn't matter, just take the damn shot.
36- If a Bereian refers to somebody as a barbarian, drink a shot of "barbaric" liquor, such as vodka. If it was for political reasons, drink two shots.
37- Once a Las Palmeran begins to monologue, arrange some beer cans in front of you. For two lines of text, take a half can of it. Only half, but if you're feeling lucky, try one half can per line.
-- If any Palmeran says something even slightly melancholic, drink whatever you want because it doesn't matter.
38- On the rare occasion -The Ukrainian SSR- posts, drink a shot of malt liquor if the post doesn't have a quote by either Mark Valshannar or Matthias Laberenz. If it does, down a beer.
39- Whenever a Singaporean mentions a Mecharussian or something remotely related to the Mechanocracy, drink a bottle of vodka with an Asian alcoholic drink mixed in.
-- If the person speaking is Overwatch AI from the PTFS making a generic daily announcement/reminder/order, take a shot.
-- If the announcement includes the words "anticitizen", "amputation", "permanent off-world relocation", "re-assignment", "policide", "sociocide", drink a glass of whatever you have.
-- If the announcement includes a code reminder (e.g. Code: Lock, Cauterize, Stabilize) drink a bottle of whatever you have. Does not accumulate
40- Whenever the Vox speaks, take a shot of scotch whiskey.
41- When someone doesn't do the format of bolding/italicizing their post, arrange several glasses of water and vodka (insert drink into glasses randomly, do NOT mix them) before you. For every post on that page written in the normal format, drink one glass. For every one written in normal text, take two glasses
42- If someone makes a quote solely for plot or detail reasons, drink a full glass of beer with hops in it so you'll remember the thing for RPs.
43- Whenever a Sekuonese (can apply to Lansuo or Syla if one is masochistic enough) mentions anything about how suffering is inescapable and that the self is a lie, treat yourself to Absinthe. If it is a follow up to a Mackonian, drink the cheapest wine you have.
44- Whenever a Barboneian makes a reference to how something in Barboneia is similar to Brave New World or Nineteen Eighty-Four, take a shot.
45- If a quote is from the Book of Omnius, drink a glass of whatever you have.
46- If Ruridova doesn't use or mention an author avatar in a quote, take a shot; if the speaker is a politician take a shot of bourbon, if it's a comedian or news anchor take a shot of rum.
47- When Lev Ermakov writes another invariably grimdark memoir entry, take a glass of Black Russian.
48- When Ippolyta the Manreaper commits another drunken antic, take a cocktail glass of either Cape Codder or Caipiroska.
49- Each time someone from Bereia and Fatatatutti get into an argument with each other, take a shot of whiskey or vodka (depending on who posts) for each subsequent post.
49a - If the argument extends for more than five posts, take two shots for each subsequent post.
50 - If Elena Trotskaya inadvertently outrages everyone with a comment of hers, drink a whole bottle of saperavi.

(As made by Ruridova Wisconsin, Allancia and whoever else makes up future rules).

Welcome to Mark VII

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"He shows as much dignity in his loss as he did when he won. He's at least as much a knight as any man here." - Tsar Alexander Yordanov on the knighting of the Red Knight (tourney title) a Bereian man of Darcsen descent who came in second only to the Emperor, he lasted five seconds after beating every other knight in the lists, 2019 Grand Tourney

[The Republic of Christiandom]

Greetings and welcome, to the Quotes of People in Your Nation thread! This one, as you can tell from the fancy numeral, is the seventh edition.
Here's the last thread, for convenience: viewtopic.php?f=25&t=350926

Thanks to Allancia and all the former hosts of these threads for setting an example of how these things are meant to be set up. Now, as the title suggests, just post some things that someone in your nation has ever said. They can be political, military, or kind of random. Just post it.

As it wouldn't be the the Quotes Thread without this wonderfully drunken tradition, here are the rules of the NSQuotes Drinking Game. I've made a few additions, and feel free to post some more if need be. I'll happily put them in.
Hide Spoiler

1- whenever a patently ridiculous thing is said, drink one shot.
2- if an ad hominem, generalization, or strawman is used, drink two shots.
3- if a Bereian and a Ruridovan get into an argument, sip from a shot of whiskey and a shot of whisky.
-- if the argument involved government size, religious freedom, or gun rights, finish both shots.
4- if someone from New Frenco mentions sex, drink a shot.
-- if a Saurisian deity responds, drink two more shots.
5- if a Bojikamiian says something pertaining to past wars or national heroes, drink a shot of vodka.
-- If somebody mentions Alphonse, take a shot.
6- whenever a Kylian says anything, drink a shot of ouzo.
-- if a Kylian uses the term 'progresso' or 'Urrope'; or implies NFE to be a pedo nation, drink whole bottle of ouzo.
7- if a GWO citizen mentions world conquest, drink a shot.
-- drink two shots if they use something other than fascism to justify it.
-- drink three if Magna Polis or one of the Victors is mentioned.
-- if suicide or an atrocity is mentioned, drink a bottle of beer.
8- if a Luziycan denies that Luziyca is responsible for some atrocity, drink a can of lite beer.
-- if they then express support for those who committed said atrocity, finish the six-pack.
9- if a White Sunese mentions an Emperor or Empress, drink a glass of sake.
10- if an Auzkhian uses magic, drink a glass of beer.
-- if said magic-user is a pony, drink another.
11- have a shot for every day Wisconsin does not use a nuclear weapon on a civilian population.
-- for every nuke Wisconsin uses, take three shots.
12- whenever a Multifarian makes disparaging comments about British conservatism, drink a glass of white wine.
-- if the word 'zer' is used more than thrice, drink another; if used more than five times, drink another glass of white and a glass of red.
13- when a Imyojian says something edgy, mix a shot of vodka into a cup of coffee and drink.
14- Whenever Cornelius Maximilian or Z. Maglos speaks, drink a shot.
--Whenever you suspect a post by Estainia is a shout-out to some obscure reference none of the rest of you will get, take a shot.
15- if the fourth wall is broken, drink a glass of barley wine or hefeweizen.
-- if multiversal travel is mentioned, drink a glass of port or sherry as well.
16- whenever the diary of an Allancian soldier is mentioned, sip a shot of cheap-o wine.
-- if it is the diary of an officer or general, drink another shot.
-- if the date is mentioned, conspicuously, drink a bottle of the crap.
-- if said soldier wrote the entry shortly before a horrendous defeat, drink two bottles
17- drink a glass of near beer whenever someone posts on an alt.
18- if some random NSer posts once and never returns, drink a jug of moonshine.
19- when Stephen Jones, Julissa Hickman, Antony Belinsky, Leopold Dietkrech, Alicán Relenóris, Dennis Cromwell, Edmund Rosencrantz, or any other similar average civilian quasi-author-avatar character is brought up, finish the bottle nearest to you.
20- when the thread forgets Umbra Ac Silentium whenever a list is made, drink a whole bottle of your least favorite liquor. That'll make you remember next time.
21- Every time Multiversal Species Alliance says the words damnation, heresy, heretic or sin, you have to drink a full mug of beer.
22- Everytime Nexus talks about a Frenco or talks about theocracy, drink two shot-glasses of vodka.
23- Everytime Senyosu talks about some anime reference or borderline weaboo message, drink a glass of whatever alcoholic beverage you haven't touched in a while.
24- Everytime Weselton makes a Frozen reference, drink a glass of wine.
35- Every time Auroya makes a quote about space or space exploration, take a shot. The drink doesn't matter, just take the damn shot.
36- If a Bereian refers to somebody as a barbarian, drink a shot of "barbaric" liquor, such as vodka. If it was for political reasons, drink two shots.
37- Once a Las Palmeran begins to monologue, arrange some beer cans in front of you. For two lines of text, take a half can of it. Only half, but if you're feeling lucky, try one half can per line.
-- If any Palmeran says something even slightly melancholic, drink whatever you want because it doesn't matter.
38- On the rare occasion -The Ukrainian SSR- posts, drink a shot of malt liquor if the post doesn't have a quote by either Mark Valshannar or Matthias Laberenz. If it does, down a beer.
39- Whenever a Singaporean mentions a Mecharussian or something remotely related to the Mechanocracy, drink a bottle of vodka with an Asian alcoholic drink mixed in.
-- If the person speaking is Overwatch AI from the PTFS making a generic daily announcement/reminder/order, take a shot.
-- If the announcement includes the words "anticitizen", "amputation", "permanent off-world relocation", "re-assignment", "policide", "sociocide", drink a glass of whatever you have.
-- If the announcement includes a code reminder (e.g. Code: Lock, Cauterize, Stabilize) drink a bottle of whatever you have. Does not accumulate
40- Whenever the Vox speaks, take a shot of scotch whiskey.
41- When someone doesn't do the format of bolding/italicizing their post, arrange several glasses of water and vodka (insert drink into glasses randomly, do NOT mix them) before you. For every post on that page written in the normal format, drink one glass. For every one written in normal text, take two glasses
42- If someone makes a quote solely for plot or detail reasons, drink a full glass of beer with hops in it so you'll remember the thing for RPs.
43- Whenever a Sekuonese (can apply to Lansuo or Syla if one is masochistic enough) mentions anything about how suffering is inescapable and that the self is a lie, treat yourself to Absinthe. If it is a follow up to a Mackonian, drink the cheapest wine you have.
44- Whenever a Barboneian makes a reference to how something in Barboneia is similar to Brave New World or Nineteen Eighty-Four, take a shot.
45- If a quote is from the Book of Omnius, drink a glass of whatever you have.
46- If Ruridova doesn't use or mention an author avatar in a quote, take a shot; if the speaker is a politician take a shot of bourbon, if it's a comedian or news anchor take a shot of rum.

(As made by Ruridova Wisconsin, Allancia and whoever else makes up future rules).

Welcome to Mark VII

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"He shows as much dignity in his loss as he did when he won. He's at least as much a knight as any man here." - Tsar Alexander Yordanov on the knighting of the Red Knight (tourney title) a Bereian man of Darcsen descent who came in second only to the Emperor, he lasted five seconds after beating every other knight in the lists, 2019 Grand Tourney

“TANKS! WHERE ARE THE BLOODY TAAAAAANKS!!!”
-Unnamed RoC Signalman after losing his leg to an artillery shell

[Ammaroth]

"My people are my country and my country is my people"

- Emperor Arcadius, 125 (12E).

[Euro Asian Republics]

"This is going to be a long night..." - Pvt. Christophe Portmann of the Euro-Asian Army's 7th Platoon while he and the rest of 7th Platoon in their trenches during the Great War, 1916

[Bereia]

"If you cannot be bothered to answer my whole argument, then I cannot be bothered to take you seriously."

-- Julissa Hickman, Citizen, to a student who habitually cherry-picked and ignored points.

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"People understand, value, and can manage their own lives and properties far better than anybody else can or should be expected to, be it a far-flung government or their neighbors."

-- Dalton Barbosa, former President.

[The Republic of Christiandom]

“Any problem can be solved with sufficient force applied in the right position.”
-Unknown

[Las Palmeras]

"It's not that I hate highbrow stuff, it's just that certain tragedies and opera rub off wrong. Sometimes I suspect stuff like that was made for people who wanna pat themselves on the back for having false pity on those they'd normally want to ignore or look down on, then they baww out when the 'inevitable' happens for being such good people. This coming' from the 'Slum Princess'."
-Montserrat Zorilla, General Security

[The Other Power]

"So who here wants Pizza? It's on me!"- General Curtis Lee to a squad of enlisted soldiers.

[Blakullar]

"LET THE PARTY START ANEW!!!"

~ an ecstatic Ippolyta the Manreaper.

• When Lev Ermakov writes another invariably grimdark memoir entry, take a glass of Black Russian.
• When Ippolyta the Manreaper commits another drunken antic, take a cocktail glass of either Cape Codder or Caipiroska.
• Each time someone from Bereia and Fatatatutti get into an argument with each other, take a shot of whiskey or vodka (depending on who posts) for each subsequent post. If the argument extends for more than five posts, take two shots for each subsequent post.
• If Elena Trotskaya inadvertently outrages everyone with a comment of hers, drink a whole bottle of saperavi.

[Bluelight-R006]

“We have eyes on the front of the head to look forward, not backwards.”

- Ladbroke Feinsteyn, famous physicist, IQ 170 in a talk.

[Terra Britania]

"I petition the creation of a new language/dialect designation for our Yank brothers and sisters: American. So that the name of the noble English language wouldn't be corrupted by some ungrateful gun-loving obese colonials across the pond."

- Username uwot_m-8 in an internet post, posted 19:52 (GMT) 18 October 2017

[Divitalia]

Gotta love the smutty children’s television!

-Neighbor Bob

[Estainia]

New rules added.

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"The quiet jittering of wrongfully pronounced Sindarin at the court in Alexandrovsk is painful to my ears. I can't even begin to imagine what the Flen ambassador feels, but I would not forsake that he's thinking about homicide for the brutal murder of his peoples language." - Cornelius Andius on some of the habits of the nobility.

[Escocaria]

"If you look through history, you will find that most, if not all, inventors and heroes are sinners. Some of these sins are small and inconsequential while others are praised for the deaths of hundreds or thousands of lives. So, it is of my firm opinion that you can only trust a Sinner to get any progress done while a Virtuous individual would be better suited to preserving the status quo. Just make sure you choose the correct sins."
-İmparatoriçe Annette II

[Arstotzmerika]

"YOU WILL HAIL TO BRITANNIA, FOOLISH MEXICAANS!"

-A soldier's war cry during the Britannian-Mexican War

[Luziyca]

"Luziyca did nothing wrong!"
-Ron Obvious

[Las Palmeras]

"The Palmeran involvement in WW2 could hardly be called that. It was more of an obsessive issue with the Special Police Bureau director -Ames- and Castillo and then Juan Perón, for being too nice to the Nazis. It was German diplomats getting car-bombed and shot, but Argentina was the real target and all of Latin America's europhile creole elite were the intended audience."
-Alfredo Reyes, present-day consul to Argentina

[Californiae]

"People continue to ask me why I ordered what I ordered on Azadstan in 2006. The simple answer? I will not fight my father's war transplanted from jungles to blinding desert. I will not play their game of shadows and blending in. These animals killed my people, so I killed theirs, all of theirs." - Gen. Soren Blackwell, F.S.A.

[Pilarcraft]

"People keep asking me 'Why did you do it, Mr. Aaronsen? Why did you kill Mr. Wineburrow?'. Well, it's the duty of every legal citizen to take justice in his own hands when the state fails to do so. Was any of you folks glad that that bastard got off scot free after all that he did, during the Neo-Imperial Era? I'm sure you all would've done the same thing, just as I did. For this, I declare myself Innocent, and deny any accusation of murder. Murder is for people, not animals"
~Njord Aaronsen in the Black Bloc Trial, on how he pleads for the case.

[Ashkera]

(As made by Ruridova Wisconsin, Allancia and whoever else makes up future rules).

Come now, I don't make the list? Ah, wait, Mackonia is in it. It's clearly out of date.

Woe is Z. Maglos, he was with us too shortly.

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"Look man, I'm not saying that. I'm saying that when you put women in charge for real, across all of society in a way that breaks out of your, I dunno, Western Patriarchal Conceptions or whatever, what you get isn't a happy sunshineland utopia. What you get is Ashkera."
- message board argument post

"No, no, no, no. 'Tanks have feelings too' is a SHTPOST. It's a JOKE."
- comment left on ExplainTheMemes.com, an American website

#quotes

[Flowrisa]

“TEODOR, YOU BETTER COME HERE OR I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH A BLENDER!"
-Antonia Kostova

[Ashkera]

"Are you kidding? We can't allow the national government to find out this happened! We'll be dissected for sure!"
- quote from an Ashkeran zanhya (comic book) involving a body swap between two characters

"What do you mean 'what happens now?' Nothing. We've determined that this is magic - and magic isn't under the domain of responsibilities of the technocratic state. It's specified right in the constitution."
"I don't remember that clause in the constitution at all."
"That's because no one ever actually reads all 100 sections."
"So, wait, we're free to go? We're not under arrest?"
"You're not my problem. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some parking tickets to datamine."
- quote from the same zanhya

#quotes

[Austria-Bohemia-Hungary]

"And so one of the two Greatest Generations of the 20th century marches into history. One that gave their lives only to see their homes, their country destroyed. We avenged them thirty years later. Now, We. Remember. Them." - Maria Melanie I., Kaiserin und Königin, Heldenplatz, 11th November, 2008.

[Auzkhia]

"It's not just different physics, it really is magic."
-The Bureaucrat, on the Auzverse.

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"Fiction cannot keep up with the absurdities of reality."
-Maria Jazmin Hilde Erdélyi, student of Uni Wien, author avatar (previous name redacted)

[Estainia]

I'll update the OP at some point Ashk.

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"So it's differences in the Strong Suggestions of Physics, then?" - Cornelius Andius, visiting the Auzverse