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Katsur
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Posts: 42
Founded: Nov 06, 2017
Ex-Nation

Spread fake news about AN

Postby Katsur » Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:14 am

Not even NationStates is safe from the toxic newsfeed.
Q&A thread
Katsur is going to war?

Please read the factbook, explanation of the flag can be found there as well. Protip, the flag was entirely Crown Princess Lucy's idea and was personally commissioned by her. There's also a travel guide for tourists!

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Valentine Z
Diplomat
 
Posts: 617
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:16 am

Katsur - Not the pleasant pony-land as you think.

Crown Princess known to abuse the horses she owns.

News bulletin: Valentijn's suit now outputs healing energy instead of Gamma Rays, Clarissa got a new set of upgrades!
The primary nation. I will be using this quite often for forums. About me.
Extremely peaceful, and we have a lot of kittens and cats. We have the entire world in our hands.
A 7,8 Civilization according to this index. Tech: 10 / Arcane: 6 / Influence: 6.
Eat my freaking tranquility. - A Zenyatta main // Instead of debating too much at General, I chill at Forum 7. // I don't have OCD; I'm just a weirdo.

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Dawetid
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 156
Founded: Jul 12, 2017
Conservative Democracy

Postby Dawetid » Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:17 am

A democratic movement has successfully infiltrated the capital city. The people of the city rejoice as the statue of the dictator gets toppled down. The war criminal is suspected to be hiding in a sewage system.
Republic of Dawetid
Dávḕtʹə́d M̆jìnk̆vók
ဒးဝေႇထၢ့ဒ်းမျိန်ႇကွို့က်း
達偉特民國

ကွားရာဝ်ႈ!
K̆vā́ rā̂v!
(I'm angry!)
Feel free to suggest the next phrase of the week!

News: Quark Hsuan-doong seen playing Five Minutes to Kill Yourself, comments "It's ok to have fun once in a while", but his friends show signs of concern.

Random stuff: ( ) Strong, Remove ( )! | Screw Dawetidish for now.

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Thomas Morgan
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Oct 20, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Thomas Morgan » Fri Nov 10, 2017 1:19 am

They love parasites infesting their intestines.

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Myfanwyski
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: Aug 12, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Myfanwyski » Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:00 am

A whistleblower has said the spate of kidnapping that blights the AN is instigated by scurrilous politicians ripping off the public purse in order to enrich themselves with the ransoms.

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Treskovia
Envoy
 
Posts: 243
Founded: Aug 30, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Treskovia » Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:03 am

Myfanwyski's space program is just a cover-up for deploying a nuclear warhead launch platform in space.
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National Anthem

Tier 8, Level 0, 1 or 3(dependant on species), Type 7 civilization acording to this.

Songs to associate with me:
Anthem of the Xenophile Association, a group of people who love aliens
Anthem of the Patriot's League

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Martian Technocratic State of Zitravgrad
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Nov 06, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Martian Technocratic State of Zitravgrad » Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:05 am

Their three leaders are just split personalities of one person.

(I know you will say Mars landing is fake. :D )
"Fortune Favours the Brave, Providence Favours the Wise"
One of the future space colonies of Zitravgrad.
Current Year: 2086 | Tech Level: Future Tech, Space Travel and Time-Altering Secret Organization
Herald of the Technocracy. Martian Technocracy gains semi-autonomy. "Representative" Miroslavsky has his title changed to "Premier" and has also seized the administration power. | Flag changed to the flag once used in First Five-Year Plan (2009 - 2013)
I normally use NS stats but I don't think it can apply to this nation and its gravity.

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Persagonia
Envoy
 
Posts: 211
Founded: Oct 31, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Persagonia » Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:09 am

Zitravgrad's top military officials are planning to obliterate Pluto using hydrogen bombs.

Miroslavsky bites off the head off 10 million Koi fishes during state visit to Japan, ruthlessly in front of kids.
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Federal Republic of Persagonia"Jewel of the Middle East"

After the 1979 Revolution that saw the fall of the Shah, Persagonia has re-emerged itself from the ashes of Iran. Persagonia has proven herself to be the dominant secular and democratic power in the Middle East, both politically and economically.

Ettela'at News: Persagonian and Saudi relations deteriotes even further after accusations of Persagonian support for republicanist opposition parties. Both nations are now on the verge of a Middle Eastern Cold War, said Persagonian diplomat.

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Yatzatz
Diplomat
 
Posts: 900
Founded: Jul 26, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Yatzatz » Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:11 am

They're secretly supporting terrorism in the Middle East, while purporting to be friends with western-affiliated countries.
Hi!
Yatzatz is a tropical North Pacific nation. We use some NS stats, but definitely not tax rates or population. RP population is about 25 million. TG's welcome.
Economic Left/Right: -3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.82

Creator of NS Alternate WW2, a historical-based WW2 with NS countries thrown in.

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Willania Imperium
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1121
Founded: Feb 06, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Willania Imperium » Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:13 am

They implement a secret tax that is already calculated into the price.

Pro: Capitalism, Socialism, Technological Advances, Science, Knowledge, Environmentalism, Cooperation, Pacifism, (Soft) Communism
Con: Fascism, Radicals, (Hard) Communism, Primitive Ideas
Social Liberal
Left: 6.22
Libertarian: 0.19
Foreign Policy: Moderate Non-Interventionalist
Culture: Moderate Cultural Liberal
WILLANIA IMPERIUM
[☮] -- Copy and paste this into your signature if you are a pacifist.
If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
[_★_]_[' ]_
( -_-) (-_Q) If you understand that both Capitalism and Socialism have ideas that deserve merit, put this in your signature.

A 13.7 civilization, according to this index.

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Katsur
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Nov 06, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Katsur » Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:15 am

They are in fact illuminati
Q&A thread
Katsur is going to war?

Please read the factbook, explanation of the flag can be found there as well. Protip, the flag was entirely Crown Princess Lucy's idea and was personally commissioned by her. There's also a travel guide for tourists!

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Volkmacht
Diplomat
 
Posts: 601
Founded: Apr 18, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Volkmacht » Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:17 am

The residents are witches.
(UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, IGNORE ALL NS STATS) (I AM POPULI-TERRAE)-It was deleted, now stop asking!
My Discord: https://discord.gg/FAmQCD9
TERRAEN NEWS NETWORK: Martial law to be lifted?|NYOP dominates parade|Prankster arrested|Indoctrinated teenagers began rehabilitation courses|Black sites don't exist: Ministry of Justice [/url]


"There should be no discrimination against languages people speak, skin colour, or religion",-Malala Yousafzai

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Bardarus
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 24
Founded: Jun 25, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Bardarus » Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:17 am

Princess Lucy has an affair with the below nation's leader.

Ninja'd

The above nation's leader has an affair with Princess Lucy.
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Proud vassal empire of the Imperium of Man since 701.M41

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Yatzatz
Diplomat
 
Posts: 900
Founded: Jul 26, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Yatzatz » Sun Nov 12, 2017 3:23 am

They are located in a game, and are secretly being played by a mass murderer.
Hi!
Yatzatz is a tropical North Pacific nation. We use some NS stats, but definitely not tax rates or population. RP population is about 25 million. TG's welcome.
Economic Left/Right: -3.38
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.82

Creator of NS Alternate WW2, a historical-based WW2 with NS countries thrown in.

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Volkmacht
Diplomat
 
Posts: 601
Founded: Apr 18, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Volkmacht » Sun Nov 12, 2017 4:45 am

They don't really exist.
(UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, IGNORE ALL NS STATS) (I AM POPULI-TERRAE)-It was deleted, now stop asking!
My Discord: https://discord.gg/FAmQCD9
TERRAEN NEWS NETWORK: Martial law to be lifted?|NYOP dominates parade|Prankster arrested|Indoctrinated teenagers began rehabilitation courses|Black sites don't exist: Ministry of Justice [/url]


"There should be no discrimination against languages people speak, skin colour, or religion",-Malala Yousafzai

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True South Vietnam
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 144
Founded: Nov 11, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby True South Vietnam » Sun Nov 12, 2017 4:47 am

They are a UFO cult that prays to the sun like the heathens they are
Việt Nam Cộng hòa / Republic of Vietnam
What if the Vietnam War ended in a stalemate and thus resulted in South Vietnam surviving??
EMBASSY PROGRAM ; FACTBOOKS ; TAN SON NHUT INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT ; SISTER CITIES
Capitalism, democracy, right-wing politics, libertarianism, USA, South Korea, Japan, Democracy in Vietnam, Taiwan
Communism, socialism, Socialism in Vietnam, North Korea, PRC, SJW's, Antifa

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Volkmacht
Diplomat
 
Posts: 601
Founded: Apr 18, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Volkmacht » Sun Nov 12, 2017 4:47 am

They were united with North Vietnam 50 years ago.
(UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, IGNORE ALL NS STATS) (I AM POPULI-TERRAE)-It was deleted, now stop asking!
My Discord: https://discord.gg/FAmQCD9
TERRAEN NEWS NETWORK: Martial law to be lifted?|NYOP dominates parade|Prankster arrested|Indoctrinated teenagers began rehabilitation courses|Black sites don't exist: Ministry of Justice [/url]


"There should be no discrimination against languages people speak, skin colour, or religion",-Malala Yousafzai

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West Violence
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 46
Founded: Sep 28, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby West Violence » Sun Nov 12, 2017 4:48 am

Under all the smoke and mirrors, if you look past the red tape and sneak across the bureaucratic minefields, they're secretly China, and so is everyone else.
Olá, and welcome to West Violénce! Come and enjoy our tropical beaches, our lovely papaya cocktails, our public floggings and eldritch crabs, and the best snorkelling this side of nowhere!
Come join us lovely chaps at The Anti Democracy League!
(I should note that this nation doesn't represent my political views, or anyone else's for that matter. Some NationStates stats are used, but most aren't, except those that are. Everything you've ever seen is a WIP, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, byyyyye!)
Theme, I guess --Main Factbook

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Pax Cybertronian
Diplomat
 
Posts: 705
Founded: Jun 20, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Pax Cybertronian » Sun Nov 12, 2017 4:50 am

West Violence wrote:Under all the smoke and mirrors, if you look past the red tape and sneak across the bureaucratic minefields, they're secretly China, and so is everyone else.

West Violence is ruled by a council of eldritch crabs whom are plotting to annex the Earth.
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My Region. Come and Join! | Q&A for Megatron. | Proud member of The Anti-Democracy League. | My current RP: Gathering of Kings.

I do not use NationStates stats. I use my own.


Here's my political opinions. Telegrams are welcome. | IC Name: The Second Cybertronian Empire.

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True South Vietnam
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 144
Founded: Nov 11, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby True South Vietnam » Sun Nov 12, 2017 4:55 am

They are just Skynet plotting to destroy humanity
Việt Nam Cộng hòa / Republic of Vietnam
What if the Vietnam War ended in a stalemate and thus resulted in South Vietnam surviving??
EMBASSY PROGRAM ; FACTBOOKS ; TAN SON NHUT INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT ; SISTER CITIES
Capitalism, democracy, right-wing politics, libertarianism, USA, South Korea, Japan, Democracy in Vietnam, Taiwan
Communism, socialism, Socialism in Vietnam, North Korea, PRC, SJW's, Antifa

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Valeth Skettra
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 44
Founded: Aug 17, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Valeth Skettra » Sun Nov 12, 2017 5:05 am

True South Vietnam has been interfering in our elections in order to bring the Pastoralist Party to prominence, a party advocating a moratorium on hunting, the bedrock of what gives our lives meaning.
"Small chance of being nature-loving isolationists

High chance of being tribal cannibals"

- The Eastern Conservatives

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West Violence
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 46
Founded: Sep 28, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby West Violence » Sun Nov 12, 2017 5:08 am

The "hunt" is little more than an elaborate mating ritual, and the "prey" is a girl with low enough standards to do it with a Yautja.
Olá, and welcome to West Violénce! Come and enjoy our tropical beaches, our lovely papaya cocktails, our public floggings and eldritch crabs, and the best snorkelling this side of nowhere!
Come join us lovely chaps at The Anti Democracy League!
(I should note that this nation doesn't represent my political views, or anyone else's for that matter. Some NationStates stats are used, but most aren't, except those that are. Everything you've ever seen is a WIP, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, byyyyye!)
Theme, I guess --Main Factbook

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Valeth Skettra
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 44
Founded: Aug 17, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Valeth Skettra » Sun Nov 12, 2017 5:11 am

West Violence's sexual morals are so low that their statements on our society are self-projection.
"Small chance of being nature-loving isolationists

High chance of being tribal cannibals"

- The Eastern Conservatives

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West Violence
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 46
Founded: Sep 28, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby West Violence » Sun Nov 12, 2017 5:12 am

Valeth Skettra wrote:West Violence's sexual morals are so low that their statements on our society are self-projection.

valeth pls as a yautja this hits too close to home

/skip
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Olá, and welcome to West Violénce! Come and enjoy our tropical beaches, our lovely papaya cocktails, our public floggings and eldritch crabs, and the best snorkelling this side of nowhere!
Come join us lovely chaps at The Anti Democracy League!
(I should note that this nation doesn't represent my political views, or anyone else's for that matter. Some NationStates stats are used, but most aren't, except those that are. Everything you've ever seen is a WIP, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, byyyyye!)
Theme, I guess --Main Factbook

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Anarchitaria
Envoy
 
Posts: 254
Founded: Sep 17, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Anarchitaria » Sun Nov 12, 2017 5:13 am

Valeth Skettra wrote:West Violence's sexual morals are so low that their statements on our society are self-projection.

"Their centrism is almost fascist."
My power is my property. My power gives me property. My power am I myself, and through it am I my property.
― Max Stirner, The Ego and It's Own

Egoist ≠ Egotist
Amoral ≠ Immoral

~ Ⓐ The anarchist NSG never warned you about. Ⓐ ~

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